Anon 2:13pm - you'll look like a giant cow in an x-small if that's really not your size. This ho is delusional. It's like all those women you see with dunlaps disease and muffin tops.
Listen Brit, just because you can manage to stuff your fat rolls into a x-small doesn't mean it fits.
Ok, the problem here is that Britney is a complete idiot. She cannot convince us that she's skinny simply by jamming an old tag down in the side of her dress. XS means absolutely zilch when you are repulsive and overweight like she is. I don't like looking at her. She makes me feel dirty.
So, she may have found a way to squeeze her whitebread chub-rolls into a bra... Sad thing is that they still haven't invented an article of clothing to cover up that wobbly double-chin.
she coulda squeezed in a girdle under there- she got her fat ass in, why not a girdle too? (p.s before anyone hates- I have a 25 inch waist- but still would not be caught DEAD in a dress/slip like that if I am even the LEAST bit bloaty...) tight with rolls and bluges just does not look good- even in black...
Can we say "Minnie Pearl" anyone!! Not hard to tell she's from the trailer park!! You can dress her up, but you can't take her out. This bitch is as dumb as a rubber boot.
4:27, agreed. That's got to be from a plus size shop or she sewed the label in herself. Or that slip is 100% spandex and will expand to fit nearly anyone. I'm small boned and weigh 103 lbs, and an XS is very often too small for me.
"Extra skanky." LOL! I think it's a slip. Like 2:27 said, the fabric is too sheer, and it's too plain to pull off being a dress. But that tag is shameless. She looks like a trailer park mommy. Ugh.
That Jay-Z pic is eerie. But he looks like a Saint Bernard, anyway.
1. her face! jesus. i cant even express the emotions i am feeling in response. 2. her jewelry is hideous. i think she bought it at claire's 3. CHECK OUT HER KNEES!!!! ew.. 4. that definitely looks like a macy's tag.
im still wondering why she's stuffing herself into an XS dress...she is so kidding herself, last i heard she was a size 6...which is probably not so these days from the look of the fat around her stomach crying for release...she looks so crass in that outfit, yuck!
I don't think she's fat, especially considering she just had a baby a few months ago, but she manages to squeeze herself into the most unflattering disgusting outfits possible. only this time, she's sporting a early 2000's size tag instead of a blotchy stain of undetermined origin.
If she'd wear something that actually fit... probably a size 6 (because of her height)... and wore a bra that actually *supported* her i've-had-two-kids melons, I'm sure she'd clean up just fine.
I think a lot of people were rooting for her when she finally dumped kfed to 'get back to her career'... why does she insist on f'ing up her chances at a 'comeback' in every way possible??
She had a tummy tuck right after her c-section with Jayden. That doesn't count as losing weight. She's still a fat flabby flab because she didn't exercise to lose weight. She's a lazy talentless inbred looking fugly and I'm happy her star is finally falling.
How trashy do you have to be to make a little black dress look like crap? Seriously. So simple, and she couldn't pull off the most basic, looks good on almost everyone, concept.
wow, just wow. I new all along she was ugly. The youth/thinness was simply covering it up. And that damn eyeliner only accentuates her wide set eyes which make her look even more ugly and slightly disigured.
and there is no way on god's green earth she is an xs. and those tags are def from some discount place...I'll go with ross.
Brit really needs to pick a hair color and stay with it!!! She has bald patches. Her dress is NOT a size xs and she left the tag on to make her feel like she was fooling the public. I think she is looking better but she has a way to go.
YECH! Britney doesn't exactly look like when she was 20, does she? I'd love to see a side by side comparison, because there is no hotness in a mother who looks like a grandmother.
No one mentioned the SHOES? They look like something on the clearance self at DEB! Plastic, with rubber or plastic bottoms and rhinestone hearts?
And that is one of those body shaping slips she is wearing, which is why she bought it in XS. When you're big sometimes you buy those things a size or two down so you get "extra smoothing" under your clothing. Had she not forgotten to put a dress over it, she might not have looked too bad.
The jewlery does look like a Claires special. And that hair...oh the humanity. What is wrong with this girl? I know "she's only human" (as all the Brit defenders love to say) but no human I know runs around fashion week wearing a slip with the tags still attached.
Wow, it looks like this got a little too personal for you! I guess Britney is a little better than you can get in real life. I am sorry that you would only last half a second before you shot your load...That's what happens when you don't get any on a regular basis.
"Umm....don't women's dresses usually come in a Size like....0, 1, 2, 3...etc? You know, ones you don't buy at K-Mart anyway."
--You are absolutely correct...I had this tugging feeling that something...aside from the fact that she looks trashy...wasn't quite right. Geez...will someone please tie her up and keep her from going anywhere--she will never recover from this...or maybe it's a master-mind scheme and one day she will emerge from her hideous cocoon of trailer park trash and be a beautiful-smart-good mother-good singer-non cooter showing productive human being...it could happen.
Her publicist must have given up all hope long ago. Who in there right mind would go out in public in a slip from Target, shoe's from Payless and jewelry from the 99 cent store? I can't believe she's reduced herself to this. She was on top of the world just a short time ago and now she's sunk so low. I know she's had kids and she's going through a messy divorce but pull yourself together and get your self in order. Showing off your cooter to everyone last month and now your going out to Fashion Shows in a slip that probably cost you $19.99, damn sweetheart you need help! Admit your trailor trash and go home! We're all sick of looking at you!
What is wrong with Britney! She looks worse and worse every week! I wonder if she has had some sort of breakdown or something?! Im with everyone else there is no way in hell she is an x small, she has to be at least a medium. She is in so much denial, Cant she see this dress does not look good on her! She looks like a worn out has been. Give it up Brit!
of course that fat cow can fit into an XS dress made of Lycra! look at how badly the poor dress is stretching out! girl probably couldn't breath the whole night without it splitting at the seams!
I swear she's never had her nails done for any event, no matter how much visibility it has. And that double chin (on the linebacker neck)is caused by those drive through runs. "BA-DA BUP, BAH-BA, She's regrettin' it!"
Brit brit on a skank ho lo budget, we see. That's an old broke girl trick; leave the tags on so you can wear the rag, smell it up with your druken sweaty no drawers smelly self, and return it to the store for sale.
Must be on a low budget after settling with Fedex for eight mil.
Why, why does this woman wear form fitting clothes slashed up to her crotch? Can't she afford clothes with more fabric? And why does she show off her legs? She has gams like bowling pins, not a pretty sight. And ever notice how she pulls her dress UP whenever she so much as smells a camera coming? Does this woman never look at her current pictures? Cover that s-it up you dumb wench! Gross!
As I always quip, alphabet soup STDs. Anyone who "would tap that" has a deathwish. Unless you are suicidal, legally mentally incompetent and on the loose in Vegas or already a lethal cocktail of alphabet soup STDs yourself, you can't make a case "tapping that."
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The bitch is probably going to return the dress and needs the tag intact.
By jeditemple, on 2:02 PM
what's with the schizoid hair dying? pick a color and stay with it. for a week at least.
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
what's with the schizoid hair dying? pick a color and stay with it. for a week at least.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
I'd still suck on them!
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
how is it possible to wear an "x-small" and look like a giant cow?
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Jumbo shrimp!
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
She's only an XS because she's short. Lots of short fatties wear XS. It's still too small for her though.
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
She is so low class and ghetto oh man that is JUST aweful.
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
Maybe it means "Size X (as in large?). I'm thinkin' she's planning on returning it.
By Piquebu, on 2:16 PM
She has millions of dollars, access to the best stylists. And yet she still manages to consistently look like crap.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
The seams on the sides of the dress look like they will split open as soon as she stops sucking it in.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
Wow, an Otzi reference. As Will Ferrell (impersonating James Lipton would say) "Well played."
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
She looked presentable in pic 1.
By Tazznum1, on 2:26 PM
Anon 2:13pm - you'll look like a giant cow in an x-small if that's really not your size. This ho is delusional. It's like all those women you see with dunlaps disease and muffin tops.
Listen Brit, just because you can manage to stuff your fat rolls into a x-small doesn't mean it fits.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
BTW what is up with that guy's teeth?
By Tazznum1, on 2:26 PM
That isn't a dress guys, it's a slip. You can tell by the fabric.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
Tazznum1 said...
She looked presentable in pic 1.
wtf? presentable? the bra stcking out of her dress and her muffin tops fat rolls are presentable?
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
Upon closer examination, it looks like a big sticker that comes on socks and it got stuck to her bra and she so f'ed up she had no idea.
Guess she doesn't have a full length mirror.
Better save that money for kfed. He was already offered $25mil and he told Howie No Deal.
By Tazznum1, on 2:30 PM
For her (only for her) 2:29, yeah. Did you want to see her juggly mess?
By Tazznum1, on 2:31 PM
Maybe she could've helped the Bears out last night with that linebacker neck of hers.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
That's so she can return it.....
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
Ok, the problem here is that Britney is a complete idiot. She cannot convince us that she's skinny simply by jamming an old tag down in the side of her dress. XS means absolutely zilch when you are repulsive and overweight like she is. I don't like looking at her. She makes me feel dirty.
By CourtneyJade, on 2:40 PM
When did she get so fucking ugly?
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
Well hey, at least she's wearing a bra. It could be a lot worse.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
FYI: It's a Plus Size X-tra small.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
Gawd she is a mess, it's really embarassing, you can only imagine what Kimora is saying behind her back.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Awful. This can't possibly be the same girl I used to love.
...damn...
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
the tag looks like it comes from JC Pennys or something...so does the dress. ehh hem....
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
She's such trash...she probably plans on returning it after the party.
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
it's XS as in "excess"
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
So, she may have found a way to squeeze her whitebread chub-rolls into a bra... Sad thing is that they still haven't invented an article of clothing to cover up that wobbly double-chin.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
The bottom line here is that most of you here trashing Britney would still tap that in half a second (and probably only last half a second)!
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
"The bottom line here is that most of you here trashing Britney would still tap that in half a second (and probably only last half a second)!"
I've seen her pussy and her sagging torpedo tittes. Rest assured I would not fuck that girl.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
Team K-Fed!!
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
she coulda squeezed in a girdle under there- she got her fat ass in, why not a girdle too? (p.s before anyone hates- I have a 25 inch waist- but still would not be caught DEAD in a dress/slip like that if I am even the LEAST bit bloaty...) tight with rolls and bluges just does not look good- even in black...
By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM
Umm....don't women's dresses usually come in a Size like....0, 1, 2, 3...etc?
You know, ones you don't buy at K-Mart anyway.
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
Just because you can squeeze your junk into a piece of clothing doesn't mean it looks good. Anyway, this was probably XS from a plus-size shop.
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
Can we say "Minnie Pearl" anyone!! Not hard to tell she's from the trailer park!! You can dress her up, but you can't take her out. This bitch is as dumb as a rubber boot.
By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM
That IS a slip!
That's not a dress! Of course stupid ass Britney doesn't know the difference! Hire a stylist and go home to your kids you stupid whore!
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
4:27, agreed. That's got to be from a plus size shop or she sewed the label in herself. Or that slip is 100% spandex and will expand to fit nearly anyone. I'm small boned and weigh 103 lbs, and an XS is very often too small for me.
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
where is that tag from...marshals?
By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
3:58:
Most men would probably tap your mom's ass if they could do so incognito.
When a guy says "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick" he usually means, "I wouldn't want a single soul to know about it"
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
Does this girl not LOOK at some of the pictures these people publish of her? She looks like a sausage bursting out of it's skin!
She's done an admirable job of finally taking off the baby weight, but she still has a ways to go if she wants to dress like a teeny bopper.
Better yet, she needs to get over the fact that she's now 25 and a mother of two and will never see 17 and size 2 again.
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
^ Tummy tucks and lipo aren't "admirable".
By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
that mutant is Andre Leon Talley, he works for Vogue............ironic
By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
Yeah, Anna Wintour has to make sure that everyone who works with her is uglier than she is, so it's really fucking ugly at Vogue.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
It looks like she's loosing her hair from all the constant dying she does to it.
By Brandy, on 5:48 PM
WTF?! That is a slip.
I think she pulled a Seinfeld and switched the tags. No way in Hell she's an extra small.
By CheeryBitch, on 5:53 PM
shes so vile and disgusting
By prettyboy, on 6:48 PM
"Extra skanky." LOL!
I think it's a slip. Like 2:27 said, the fabric is too sheer, and it's too plain to pull off being a dress. But that tag is shameless. She looks like a trailer park mommy. Ugh.
That Jay-Z pic is eerie. But he looks like a Saint Bernard, anyway.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
1. her face! jesus. i cant even express the emotions i am feeling in response.
2. her jewelry is hideous. i think she bought it at claire's
3. CHECK OUT HER KNEES!!!! ew..
4. that definitely looks like a macy's tag.
By diana, on 8:23 PM
im still wondering why she's stuffing herself into an XS dress...she is so kidding herself, last i heard she was a size 6...which is probably not so these days from the look of the fat around her stomach crying for release...she looks so crass in that outfit, yuck!
By Anonymous, on 8:23 PM
I don't think she's fat, especially considering she just had a baby a few months ago, but she manages to squeeze herself into the most unflattering disgusting outfits possible. only this time, she's sporting a early 2000's size tag instead of a blotchy stain of undetermined origin.
If she'd wear something that actually fit... probably a size 6 (because of her height)... and wore a bra that actually *supported* her i've-had-two-kids melons, I'm sure she'd clean up just fine.
I think a lot of people were rooting for her when she finally dumped kfed to 'get back to her career'... why does she insist on f'ing up her chances at a 'comeback' in every way possible??
By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
She had a tummy tuck right after her c-section with Jayden. That doesn't count as losing weight. She's still a fat flabby flab because she didn't exercise to lose weight. She's a lazy talentless inbred looking fugly and I'm happy her star is finally falling.
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
How trashy do you have to be to make a little black dress look like crap? Seriously. So simple, and she couldn't pull off the most basic, looks good on almost everyone, concept.
By Anonymous, on 8:47 PM
wow, just wow. I new all along she was ugly. The youth/thinness was simply covering it up. And that damn eyeliner only accentuates her wide set eyes which make her look even more ugly and slightly disigured.
and there is no way on god's green earth she is an xs. and those tags are def from some discount place...I'll go with ross.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 PM
Brit really needs to pick a hair color and stay with it!!! She has bald patches. Her dress is NOT a size xs and she left the tag on to make her feel like she was fooling the public. I think she is looking better but she has a way to go.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 PM
YECH! Britney doesn't exactly look like when she was 20, does she? I'd love to see a side by side comparison, because there is no hotness in a mother who looks like a grandmother.
By Vichus Smith, on 3:55 AM
4:58~~looks like a Target tag to me.
And speaking of ugly trash, there's Kimora Simmons in the mix. As if looking at Britney wasn't bad enough.
By Jennifer C., on 6:40 AM
Well, she was in Target the other day....
By Tazznum1, on 7:02 AM
No one mentioned the SHOES? They look like something on the clearance self at DEB! Plastic, with rubber or plastic bottoms and rhinestone hearts?
And that is one of those body shaping slips she is wearing, which is why she bought it in XS. When you're big sometimes you buy those things a size or two down so you get "extra smoothing" under your clothing. Had she not forgotten to put a dress over it, she might not have looked too bad.
The jewlery does look like a Claires special. And that hair...oh the humanity. What is wrong with this girl? I know "she's only human" (as all the Brit defenders love to say) but no human I know runs around fashion week wearing a slip with the tags still attached.
WTF!?
~Willa Dodge~
By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM
5:11
Wow, it looks like this got a little too personal for you! I guess Britney is a little better than you can get in real life. I am sorry that you would only last half a second before you shot your load...That's what happens when you don't get any on a regular basis.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 AM
Her jewelry looks like something Claire's would have had in '96.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
she looks much better in those pics, but if she wears xS with this fat ass, most of my friends should wear some children size.
By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM
"Umm....don't women's dresses usually come in a Size like....0, 1, 2, 3...etc?
You know, ones you don't buy at K-Mart anyway."
--You are absolutely correct...I had this tugging feeling that something...aside from the fact that she looks trashy...wasn't quite right.
Geez...will someone please tie her up and keep her from going anywhere--she will never recover from this...or maybe it's a master-mind scheme and one day she will emerge from her hideous cocoon of trailer park trash and be a beautiful-smart-good mother-good singer-non cooter showing productive human being...it could happen.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
Her publicist must have given up all hope long ago. Who in there right mind would go out in public in a slip from Target, shoe's from Payless and jewelry from the 99 cent store? I can't believe she's reduced herself to this. She was on top of the world just a short time ago and now she's sunk so low. I know she's had kids and she's going through a messy divorce but pull yourself together and get your self in order. Showing off your cooter to everyone last month and now your going out to Fashion Shows in a slip that probably cost you $19.99, damn sweetheart you need help! Admit your trailor trash and go home! We're all sick of looking at you!
By Lex, on 11:38 AM
Shit, if I was wear spandex I could probably squeeze my ass into an XS too.
By BV, on 1:29 PM
What is wrong with Britney! She looks worse and worse every week! I wonder if she has had some sort of breakdown or something?! Im with everyone else there is no way in hell she is an x small, she has to be at least a medium. She is in so much denial, Cant she see this dress does not look good on her! She looks like a worn out has been. Give it up Brit!
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
haha now thats hilarious - britney being an XS HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
haha now thats hilarious - britney being an XS HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
i really can't believe she is being called fat.
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
of course that fat cow can fit into an XS dress made of Lycra! look at how badly the poor dress is stretching out! girl probably couldn't breath the whole night without it splitting at the seams!
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
I swear she's never had her nails done for any event, no matter how much visibility it has. And that double chin (on the linebacker neck)is caused by those drive through runs. "BA-DA BUP, BAH-BA, She's regrettin' it!"
By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM
the reason that dress is an XS is because that dress is designed to be a relaly baggy loose dress... like something mary kate would wear...
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
Brit brit on a skank ho lo budget, we see. That's an old broke girl trick; leave the tags on so you can wear the rag, smell it up with your druken sweaty no drawers smelly self, and return it to the store for sale.
Must be on a low budget after settling with Fedex for eight mil.
Why, why does this woman wear form fitting clothes slashed up to her crotch? Can't she afford clothes with more fabric? And why does she show off her legs? She has gams like bowling pins, not a pretty sight. And ever notice how she pulls her dress UP whenever she so much as smells a camera coming? Does this woman never look at her current pictures? Cover that s-it up you dumb wench! Gross!
By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM
Trash
Trash
Trash
Makes sense why she was at the Baby Phat show. Because it was probably the only one she was invited to. A self-respecting designer would know better.
By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM
As I always quip, alphabet soup STDs. Anyone who "would tap that" has a deathwish. Unless you are suicidal, legally mentally incompetent and on the loose in Vegas or already a lethal cocktail of alphabet soup STDs yourself, you can't make a case "tapping that."
By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
the girl is fug in a too small dress.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 PM
Good God....that is a hot mess.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 AM
Neat, she wears XS
By Baby Jebus, on 3:56 AM
I think that it was probably an xs muu muu.
By Brandy, on 10:17 AM
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