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Cameron Diaz is Paranoid

35 Comments:

f. u. g.

By Anonymous, on 2:23 AM
I WOULD HAVE TO BE THE ONE SMOKING THAT DOOBIE to make this one seem even remotely appealing... Just flat out a miracle of modern cosmetics...

OOOFAH!!!!!!!!!

By Anonymous, on 3:26 AM
she needs to work out her body so much to distract from her face.

ugh to think i thought she was hot at one time is probably going to offend anyone i've ever dated with my taste standards.

By Anonymous, on 3:50 AM
Who's the NASTY, FUG chick in the black suit?

By Anonymous, on 4:41 AM
wow, does everyone in hollywood smoke that shit?
and she is so fucking ugly, it pisses me off that she is thinner than me. i hope she gets hit by a truck.

By Anonymous, on 6:35 AM
Iron Maiden RULES!

By X24, on 6:54 AM
Look! It's a roach, smoking a roach!

By jeditemple, on 7:07 AM
I get so irritated that celebs get away with shit like this. The police would say, oh, well there is no proof what they were smoking...but how many celebs do you know that share cigarettes...how many people for that matter? It is really starting to piss me off that they can drive drunk, smoke pot, snort coke, and do it all while laying in the park or driving down the road...and not ever have to worry about getting arrested.

Oh, and I have also noticed that it is the females that get away with it...It's a bunch of bullshit

By Valerie, on 7:22 AM
looks like they roll their own cigarettes, perhaps not weed.

By Anonymous, on 7:25 AM
that's kind of a fat joint for 2 chicks to smoke themselves

mmmm cheetos

By Anonymous, on 7:37 AM
What's with all the celebrities smoking pot out in broad daylight lately? I love how they can do that and no one gives a shit. If I went out and smoked a joint out in the open I'd probably get arrested, because I'm not cool like Cameron Diaz and Mischa Barton.

By The Docktator, on 8:10 AM
Who cares its just some weed in a small paper without a tip

Greetings from Holland

By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
Jenny you are frigging hilarious!! I was having a piss poor morning until I read this. Smoking pot makes you hard to look at-ROTFL!

Judging from this picture, she is the poster child for the campaign against using pot!

By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
Nice body, has the face of a hag.

By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
So I guess the message is, that everyone else needs to smoke pot to make her look better?

By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM
Health Canada has two studies showing that Marijuana is only HALF as HARMFUL to your body as alcohol. Yep...

Remember that next time you're sitting around hitting the sauce and talking crap about pot smokers. ;)

Give me the choice between spending my time with 3 drunks or 12 stoners, and I'll go with the stoners. Chances are the 3 drunks will argue and bicker over anything, while the stoners *may* argue if one of them wants a second doughnut from the dozen.

BTW, I don't drink or toke. 10 or 12 cigarettes a day is my guilty pleasure. I'd smoke pot if it didn't make me eat anything I can get my hands on. Not so bad, if I wasn't a personal trainer. No one wants health advice from a semi-coherent chunker who smells of onion rings and apple fritters, right? ;)

By joejoe, on 9:18 AM
Is it just me or does Cameron Diaz look like Eric Roberts?

By dm, on 9:21 AM
Stoned is not a very good look for her. The glazed eyes and slack jawed expression are not attractive.

But hell, she doesn't care. Ditto on the comment about being busted in a microsecond if it were anyone else toking in a public park.

By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
JoeJoe. Are you sure you haven't posted before that you do smoke? Hmmmm? Don't worry, I'm not flippin you shit. Your comments are the few classics that are on here! Thank God your not lame like prettyboy.

Okay, Fug is Fug that is Fug! Yes, if this woman came to my door and said fuck me please, I would piss on her leg and slam the door. Honest Injun!!

By chuggdog, on 10:12 AM
ChuggDog,

I used to smoke the herb when I was younger. Rarely if ever anymore. In all of 2006 I toked ONCE. Took a half dozen puffs on Xmas night from a joint one of my brothers was smoking. And I won't even begin to list the plethora and amounts of foods that were eaten thereafter. :-O

Admittedly, I DO partake in the magic mushrooms a couple times each summer at my cottage. I have a friend with a 'shroom colony in his basement who always comes to the cottage with a large take-as-much-as-you-want-or-need bag of the magical fungi.

Booze? Never....haven't had any in years. Not a reformed alcoholic, I just can't handle hangovers.

Glad you enjoy my commentary. Likewise, you've dropped some classics on this board too...:)

By joejoe, on 10:28 AM
joejoe whimpered: "Health Canada has two studies showing that Marijuana is only HALF as HARMFUL to your body as alcohol. Yep... Remember that next time you're sitting around hitting the sauce and talking crap about pot smokers. ;) BTW, I don't drink or toke. 10 or 12 cigarettes a day is my guilty pleasure."

Hey JoeJoe, good luck with your future throat stoma. But don't worry, I'm sure your boyfriend will like the new hole.

By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
no make up they all look bad, everyone smokes pot, its harmless compared to everything else...Anna Nichol should have stuck with pot, she would be alive today, maybe taking a nappy...not that society needs her...if smoking pot is evil to you, get a life! Maybe you should be God and judge us all...

By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
^ Idiot. Don't you realize Jenny was joking? Her post was written like a true pot smoker.

By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
11:25,

I appreciate your attempt to flame/burn me.

I KNOW the cigarettes aren't exactly nutrition to my body. That's why I said 'GUILTY pleasure'....;)

By joejoe, on 12:27 PM
the bitch is ugly no matter what she does just UGLY period

By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
You guys are so fucking jealous. Anything is good to put people down, mm ? Cameron Diaz, ugly ? WTF ?? She's perfect, smoking grass or not. You never did anything wrong ? Throw the first rock.

By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
I'm jealous. I wish I was ugly too. It sounds like fun.

By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
are we really supposed to believe that every celebrity hand rolls their own cigs when most of them cant even dress themselves? me and my cousin used to sit out on her porch and get lifted all the time and blaze up in our car on the way to the club or a little wake-n-bake walk around the block. the difference between us and them is that we're not hollywood actresses. u mean to tell me u cant get high in ur mansions before u go to the park. just another way to get attention if u ask me, which nobody did lol.

By Niecy, on 2:41 PM
Valerie, at 722am, Maybe its me who doesnt understand laws, but to make an arrest wouldnt the cops actually have to catch the celebs while they were in posession of drugs? Because I'm pretty sure they cant arrest someone just because they can prove that they once smoked one joint, that'd be pretty ridiculous.

By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
Speaking of the law, and cops, and celebs.....what ever happened to Brandi? Anyone heard anything on that?

By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
Chuggdog sez "if this woman came to my door and said fuck me please, I would piss on her leg and slam the door"

Nah Chugg I think you'd fuck her leg and piss on the door.

By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
"smoke weed everyday"

By Anonymous, on 4:46 AM
it's a little pot: give her a break ... and only a girl (an envious one, for that matter) could call Cameron ugly

By Anonymous, on 6:38 AM
so, Drew Barrymore is clean, right? That dissapoints me a little.

By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
12:56: That's Drew Barrymore passing Cameron the joint.

By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM