Man, people used to be dead in their graves before we made movie tributes about them. Oh wait, people used to be ADMIRABLE before we made movie tributes about them...
Anyone ever watch Mad TV when they used to do Smith? The actress who played her (Stephanie Weir?) would be awesome in that movie. Charlize Theron would be stupid to do it.
And she's flat-chested? Her jugs are aching to come out in the last pic!
I disagree. I think it would take a good, smart actress. Just b/c Jessucka is also a retard from Texas doesn't mean she'd be right. I would not compain, however, if she ended up the same way.
I have a buddy that worked for her (ANS)for a short time. He was concerned (scared) that the baby might be his for a while. Incidentally, he is not attempting to claim paternal rights.
I think most commenters here want Kelly Clarkson to play ANS, with the story changed to be a biopic of a can-do girl with talent and spunk who didn't let society's evil prejudice against fat people hold her back!!! Make it an ABC afterschool special, sponsored by the makers of chocolate bars and grape soda. This place would be dead that afternoon...
If you've never seen Stephanie Weir do the Anna Nicole show (MadTV), then you need to watch it on YouTube. Just do a search with their names. Anon 11:07 was right. She was freakin' hilarious!
Blonde curls, lots of black eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and red lips does not a Marilyn Monroe make.
And Anna Nicole was NOT beautiful. She was a bunch of makeup. Sure she had great tits, but when she smiled she looked like Mr. Ed after he dived into a package of Chicklets. On People, there was a picture of her before she was ANS...her posing with the father of her son. THAT is what ANS really looked like. Quit making her out to be something she isn't/wasn't/never will be. Everyone seems to have rose colored glasses on since she died.
Damn, Todd spoke what I've been feeling ever since.
I mean, people are acting like she split the atom or something. People die everyday, and I'd estimate that at least half of them are a great loss to the world than some idiotic, talentless, trailer-trash Marilyn Monroe tryin-to-be. So lets all stop pretending like we don't know how we'll make it thru the rest of 2007 without ANS.
The only ones that I feel bad for in all this are Daniel and that baby girl.
charlize theron makes a shitty marilyn monroe. as 12:19 said, you can't just put some red lipstick and blonde curls on someone to make them look like her. charlize makes me yawn.
Right on! Right fucking on! At first this whole thing was really tragic, now it seems it was probably for the best - yeah, she was troubled or whatever, but she seems to have been begging to die. It gets harder and harder to have sympathy for any of these crazy fucks! (Except for the kids of course)
You guys, seriously - f**k all y'all. Charlize may not have gigantic, fake DDDD breasts, but she is NOT flat chested, and seriously screw you for even thinking it. Your concept of what is "tits" is so out-of-whack cause of all the plastic surgery rampant in Hollywood. Cheers to Charlize for not completely succumbing to it. And also, she is an EXCELLENT actress. And how much serious and strenuous acting do you think it will take to play ANS? She was a f**king moron, guys!!!
You guys, seriously - f**k all y'all. Charlize may not have gigantic, fake DDDD breasts, but she is NOT flat chested, and seriously screw you for even thinking it. Your concept of what is "tits" is so out-of-whack cause of all the plastic surgery rampant in Hollywood. Cheers to Charlize for not completely succumbing to it. And also, she is an EXCELLENT actress. And how much serious and strenuous acting do you think it will take to play ANS? She was a f**king moron, guys!!!
While I agree that alot of people are looking at this hole fiasco with rose-coloured glasses, not everyone is.
I, for one, was rolling my eyes the minute CNN broke the news with a sympathetic tone deserving of someone who was three work days from cracking a cancer cure and not some drugged-out, mentally handicapped, money-grubbing woman.
Scarlett has a nice rack, but nowhere near what Anna had. Scarlett is going to have to stuff two terriers in her sweater if she's going to play the role. She may also need a methadone/NestleQuick cocktail to get a real feel for the part.
I hope that whoever plays Anna Nicole Smith does a good, fair job with integrity. I think that Charlize Theron would be perfect for those reasons. It's too soon though.
Yeah, her life was sad and bizarre... also probably a lot more interesting than people know. There was probably a lot more to her than people know too.
Ann Nicole Smith had very few real friends....and some people are really "brave" -rolls eyes-to trash her now all over the Internet...and No, I didn't trash her when she was Alive either.
I think she should finally be allowed to rest in peace for a while, before Anyone makes a movie about her. She isn't "Seabiscuit", but she wasn't a "Manatee" either. I really don't see why people need so desperately to trash this woman. She wasn't Charles Manson for God sake and she may have been a genuinely sweet woman.
Does anyone just see her as a beautiful but very troubled human being who wanted desperately to be loved? I hope that her daughter ends up in good hands. Right now, I think she is the most important one in this "Drama".
My question is who will profit from this movie is there is one in the works? ANS does mimic Mariolyn Menroe in many ways in life and death, I think thats why we can't get enough of her story. Now days there are so many people indirectly involved because of camera phones recordings, people wanting to profit from this poor woman's death. How many more baby daddy's are there out there. Her mother may be actually trying to protect her daughter's daughter, but to the world it's more like a live soap oprea that has more twists and turns than any writer could imagion. The only real problem to all this is there is a baby without a mother and someone who was present at two very untimely and sad deaths. My heart goes out to Danni Lynn I hope in all of this she is safe and cared for and never feel's the need for love as her mother never found. It must have been heart breaking to have lost a child so soon after having a baby, I lost my son at 14 and I was lost for years luckly for me I had the suport of family during that time because to this day I find myself missing him and find it hard to be the best mom to my 12 year old it is something that is hard to imagion and it does hurt to watch him grow up and wonder if I am doing the best I can for him after what happened with my oldest son. If they do this movie I think Jessica Simpson would be a great choice because of her size and her personality in many ways it might come natrually to her and I don't mean that in a mean way at all. God bless the child and maybe HKS will not profit from ANS in death as he did in her short life.
11:04 AM i completely agree with you and as for charlize? i love her she's a great actress but i hope she dose'nt take this role. she would not be able to gain the wieght nessacary and her chest is too flat.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I agree with "GET A JOB" what the f**k do u all do?? Just to let you know the hale bopp comet isn't making it's way here for another 24 centuries.....so kill yourselves NOW!!! Losers......
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this is the only role Jessica Simpson could actually do well
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
Time for Hollywood to profit from ANS death now.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
Man, people used to be dead in their graves before we made movie tributes about them. Oh wait, people used to be ADMIRABLE before we made movie tributes about them...
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
"walked on a leash".....
excellent!
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
Anyone ever watch Mad TV when they used to do Smith? The actress who played her (Stephanie Weir?) would be awesome in that movie. Charlize Theron would be stupid to do it.
And she's flat-chested? Her jugs are aching to come out in the last pic!
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
I disagree. I think it would take a good, smart actress. Just b/c Jessucka is also a retard from Texas doesn't mean she'd be right. I would not compain, however, if she ended up the same way.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
^ She's wearing a push up bra and squeezing them together.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
I have a buddy that worked for her (ANS)for a short time. He was concerned (scared) that the baby might be his for a while. Incidentally, he is not attempting to claim paternal rights.
By Butchieboy, on 11:16 AM
11:10, never mind, you're right. I just looked at other pictures and I'm not jealous anymore.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
Maybe if they slap Johansson's tits on Theron. Then we'll talk.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
Chris Farley would have been perfect (as in the Gap Girls SNL skits).
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
I vote for Scarlett, because at least she has big boobs...
=P
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
i worked her (ANuS) for a short time also
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
I think most commenters here want Kelly Clarkson to play ANS, with the story changed to be a biopic of a can-do girl with talent and spunk who didn't let society's evil prejudice against fat people hold her back!!! Make it an ABC afterschool special, sponsored by the makers of chocolate bars and grape soda. This place would be dead that afternoon...
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
If you've never seen Stephanie Weir do the Anna Nicole show (MadTV), then you need to watch it on YouTube. Just do a search with their names. Anon 11:07 was right. She was freakin' hilarious!
By jeditemple, on 11:33 AM
Apparently Hollywood realized what everyone else knows; there's a serious lack of movies for thinking people.
But, never fear, here comes an ANS bio-pic. Talk about cinematic redemption, eh?
Fuck, I dripped sarcasm on my keyboard again....
By joejoe, on 11:36 AM
Charlize could only dream of being as beautiful as Anna. Charlize is also a terrible actress.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
I vote for ScarJo too. At least she has boobs.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
What's wrong with wearing floaties in the bathtub? Seriously?
By DawnO, on 12:07 PM
Blonde curls, lots of black eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and red lips does not a Marilyn Monroe make.
And Anna Nicole was NOT beautiful. She was a bunch of makeup. Sure she had great tits, but when she smiled she looked like Mr. Ed after he dived into a package of Chicklets. On People, there was a picture of her before she was ANS...her posing with the father of her son. THAT is what ANS really looked like. Quit making her out to be something she isn't/wasn't/never will be. Everyone seems to have rose colored glasses on since she died.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
I vote for RuPaul to play ANS!
By Nando, on 12:26 PM
She has ugly skinny legs and no tits how the fuck can she play Anna Nicole.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
She has ugly skinny legs and no tits how the fuck can she play Anna Nicole.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Holy frig, ANuS! That's frickin' hilarious. Nice one, 11:21.
By Vigilante, on 1:06 PM
Damn, Todd spoke what I've been feeling ever since.
I mean, people are acting like she split the atom or something. People die everyday, and I'd estimate that at least half of them are a great loss to the world than some idiotic, talentless, trailer-trash Marilyn Monroe tryin-to-be. So lets all stop pretending like we don't know how we'll make it thru the rest of 2007 without ANS.
The only ones that I feel bad for in all this are Daniel and that baby girl.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
charlize theron makes a shitty marilyn monroe. as 12:19 said, you can't just put some red lipstick and blonde curls on someone to make them look like her. charlize makes me yawn.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Yawn... I can't think of a bigger waste of film than making a "biopic" of Anna Smith.. what a fucking joke.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
No comment on the Anna Nicole thing, but Charlize as Marilyn I can see, those pics are hot as hell
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
This is a job for Scarlett because she has the cans
( o ) ( o ).
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
Right on! Right fucking on! At first this whole thing was really tragic, now it seems it was probably for the best - yeah, she was troubled or whatever, but she seems to have been begging to die. It gets harder and harder to have sympathy for any of these crazy fucks! (Except for the kids of course)
By ORISTO HILLS, on 1:45 PM
You guys, seriously - f**k all y'all. Charlize may not have gigantic, fake DDDD breasts, but she is NOT flat chested, and seriously screw you for even thinking it. Your concept of what is "tits" is so out-of-whack cause of all the plastic surgery rampant in Hollywood. Cheers to Charlize for not completely succumbing to it.
And also, she is an EXCELLENT actress. And how much serious and strenuous acting do you think it will take to play ANS? She was a f**king moron, guys!!!
By Mardi, on 1:51 PM
You guys, seriously - f**k all y'all. Charlize may not have gigantic, fake DDDD breasts, but she is NOT flat chested, and seriously screw you for even thinking it. Your concept of what is "tits" is so out-of-whack cause of all the plastic surgery rampant in Hollywood. Cheers to Charlize for not completely succumbing to it.
And also, she is an EXCELLENT actress. And how much serious and strenuous acting do you think it will take to play ANS? She was a f**king moron, guys!!!
By Mardi, on 1:51 PM
While I agree that alot of people are looking at this hole fiasco with rose-coloured glasses, not everyone is.
I, for one, was rolling my eyes the minute CNN broke the news with a sympathetic tone deserving of someone who was three work days from cracking a cancer cure and not some drugged-out, mentally handicapped, money-grubbing woman.
By joejoe, on 1:58 PM
god im so tired of girls tryin to look like marilyn. shes not even pretty, and its gettin old now
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
Scarlett has a nice rack, but nowhere near what Anna had. Scarlett is going to have to stuff two terriers in her sweater if she's going to play the role. She may also need a methadone/NestleQuick cocktail to get a real feel for the part.
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
HOLY SHIT I SHOULD PLAY HER.
By Jem, on 2:06 PM
"floaties . . . Seabiscuit . . . blond wig on a manatee"
This is the funniest thing I've read all day
By Diane, on 3:42 PM
Charlize Theron makes a very convincing Marilyn Monroe and I have no doubt she'd be excellent as Anna Nicole. She has classic good looks.
By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM
the story of anna nicole smith doesn't scream oscar to me
By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM
Why is she an incredible woman? Shes a whore who took off her clothes and did reality TV.
Big whoop.
By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM
why does everyone try so hard to be marilyn? i dont get it. charlize is..WAS.... so original...
By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM
I hope that whoever plays Anna Nicole Smith does a good, fair job with integrity. I think that Charlize Theron would be perfect for those reasons. It's too soon though.
Yeah, her life was sad and bizarre... also probably a lot more interesting than people know. There was probably a lot more to her than people know too.
Ann Nicole Smith had very few real friends....and some people are really "brave" -rolls eyes-to trash her now all over the Internet...and No, I didn't trash her when she was Alive either.
I think she should finally be allowed to rest in peace for a while, before Anyone makes a movie about her. She isn't "Seabiscuit", but she wasn't a "Manatee" either. I really don't see why people need so desperately to trash this woman. She wasn't Charles Manson for God sake and she may have been a genuinely sweet woman.
Does anyone just see her as a beautiful but very troubled human being who wanted desperately to be loved? I hope that her daughter ends up in good hands. Right now, I think she is the most important one in this "Drama".
By Jodi, on 8:40 PM
Yes, i couldn't agree more
By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM
except for ANuS killing her son and trying to starve her newborn, i totally agree
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
You people are idiots!! Do you have nothing better to do than sit around and talk about dead people...GET A JOB!!
By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
^ You're an even bigger idiot for sitting around talking about people talking about dead people, loser. Get a job!!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:36 PM
I also wouldn't like others to look upon her as a role model. Anyway we should know what is happening around
By Anita, on 9:46 PM
wow thats alot of padding in the bra Charlize is wearing she has A cups and in those pics she looks like a C cup lol
By Anonymous, on 11:16 PM
My question is who will profit from this movie is there is one in the works? ANS does mimic Mariolyn Menroe in many ways in life and death, I think thats why we can't get enough of her story. Now days there are so many people indirectly involved because of camera phones recordings, people wanting to profit from this poor woman's death. How many more baby daddy's are there out there. Her mother may be actually trying to protect her daughter's daughter, but to the world it's more like a live soap oprea that has more twists and turns than any writer could imagion. The only real problem to all this is there is a baby without a mother and someone who was present at two very untimely and sad deaths. My heart goes out to Danni Lynn I hope in all of this she is safe and cared for and never feel's the need for love as her mother never found. It must have been heart breaking to have lost a child so soon after having a baby, I lost my son at 14 and I was lost for years luckly for me I had the suport of family during that time because to this day I find myself missing him and find it hard to be the best mom to my 12 year old it is something that is hard to imagion and it does hurt to watch him grow up and wonder if I am doing the best I can for him after what happened with my oldest son. If they do this movie I think Jessica Simpson would be a great choice because of her size and her personality in many ways it might come natrually to her and I don't mean that in a mean way at all. God bless the child and maybe HKS will not profit from ANS in death as he did in her short life.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 PM
I think Saturday Night Live's Amy Poheler has done a good Anna Nicole Smith.
I doubt anyone would pay money to see this sad sack of a story or even see it on TV. It's being played out everyday at nausua.
Gigohead
www.normnews.com
By Anonymous, on 7:21 AM
"Let's not pretend that just because she died she's Seabiscuit all of a sudden."
that kind of writing is why I keep coming back to this site.
thanks.
By bud, on 1:53 PM
11:04 AM i completely agree with you and as for charlize? i love her she's a great actress but i hope she dose'nt take this role. she would not be able to gain the wieght nessacary and her chest is too flat.
By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I agree with "GET A JOB" what the f**k do u all do?? Just to let you know the hale bopp comet isn't making it's way here for another 24 centuries.....so kill yourselves NOW!!! Losers......
By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM
Those pictures of Charlize Theron looks like "Kimber" from Nip/Tuck. Random thought!
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
those picture of Charlize Theoron looks like "Kimber" from Nip/Tuck. yes, random thought!
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
Seabiscuit! OMG.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
Anna-mania has just started!
Room 607 - The Anna Nicole Musical
opening off-Broadway in early spring.
The productions team is trying to get Tara Reid on board in the project.
www.annanicoleshrine.org
Their Anna Nicole Cyber Shrine
has gotten 1000's of hits and is already taking names of people who want to come to the short 3 week run.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 PM
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