Christ, she is sexy as all hell. I hope she isnt pregnant....dont want that body ravaged by childbirth. Although she may come back afterwards hotter than ever.
You douchebags should be THRILLED to see Christina with someone as fug as her husband. It gives the average IDLYITW male reader some hope that their ugly ass could bag someone like her.
He must have some secret weapon, though. Like a 14 inch dick.
Her boobs are jacked up. I have mine done and the doc made me do exersises so they didn't get all hard and far apart... I mean maybe thats the look shes going for?
Lets hope she does not lose that sexy body with the weight gain and no stretch marks either , and her lets do hope that her tits get bigger and stay that way nice and juicy
I'm always skeptical of celeb pregnancies being reported this way, that so-and-so dropped thousands at a particular store. I always think it's just someone at the store trying to drum up publicity for the place. Has there been ONE actual pregnancy that followed such a report? I know there's one store, not sure if it's the same as in this story, that was always getting mentioned in columns.
If she's less than 3 months she wouldn't want to confirm it becasue the risk of miscarriage on a forst pregnancy is high around this time. Better to wait till she's showing. She also wouldn't want to wait until she's really showing to shop for all this stuff because the paparazzi is going to be on top of her all the time.
Anon 12:01: I agree w/you 100%. Fake boobs = low self-esteem. Why are women nowadays so unhappy with themselves that they feel the need to change everything? They're unhappy with their hair, they get fake hair. They're unhappy with their nails, they get fake nails. They're unhappy with their boobs, they get fake boobs. Fake, fake, fake. Why cant they be happy with who they are?
please, no matter whose face it gets that baby is going to look average to unfortunate. only if its girl and comes out looking like the natural Christina, she's spray painting her daily load of make up on to her infant ASAP. she's sexy and has a good body, but her face is very average looking. that baby doesnt really have genes to go on.
Haha Why are ya'll so angry? I can do whatever I want to my body. Maybe you should stop being such lame, fatass, dopey downers and stop being afraid of the people who are better looking than you, will get better jobs than you and will always have the upper-hand. And my fake, GORGEOUS tits just give me THAT MUCH MORE OF AN ADVANTAGE. Losers. =) If i ever feel bad about myself I just make fun of ugly people (like you, I can only assume) and it makes me feel 100% better. Kind of like how it works for you? How you get all judgemental and moral on girls with hot bodies and fake tits because YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM? MWAH!
@ 1:23: You may think you're hot on the outside, but judging from how you write, you're a dumbass. You're either a stripper, prostitute, a loser who lives off their rich parents' money, or you married rich, if you have any decent income at all.
Further evidence 1:23 has low self esteem is how she keeps coming back to the blog every couple hours fishing for flirtatious comments and compliments on her fake tittays. Instead she got the slapdown.
Hey, anon 10:22! You're a stupid, self-rightious cunt. Didn't you say this about Christina's boobs:
"Her boobs are jacked up. "
Using YOUR OWN ADVICE, "Maybe you should stop being such lame, fatass, dopey downers and stop being afraid of the people who are better looking than you, will get better jobs than you and will always have the upper-hand."
Oh great: Here I am oggling this hottie only to be interrupted by YET ANOTHER DEBATE on fake vs. real boobs. Speaking as a Boob Man (Bring it: I can handle it!) let me just say this about that: I couldn't care less whether they are real or fake as long as they are attached to a great body with a flat stomach, a tight ass, and a sense of humor when she sees me with my pants down...
Fake boobs = low self esteem. Good grief...thanks for that pearl of wisdom...
By the way: from personal experince I can tell you that when finishing up with my girl I love to gift her with a Golden Shower: The fake boob "gap" provides a lovely stream-bed down to the crotch...
Can't help it, I LOVE this chick. People have always compared Xtina & Britney throughout their entire careers. Can't wait to see the "how they take care of their babies" comparisons. Then again, when one of those mothers is Britney....'spose it doesn't matter WHO the other mother is.....
I hear Kim Kardasian is looking for another partner to give her golden showers.
I've always thought Christina was average at best but she does have a lot of sex appeal which makes up for her shortcomings in the looks department. My gf thinks she is the best singer around and always says she has the best lungs around but I think she sings like shit personally. All that hooo haahhh heeee hooooo shit sounds the same to me. Ohh and her tits are all jacked up.
I hear Kim Kardasian is looking for another partner to give her golden showers.
I've always thought Christina was average at best but she does have a lot of sex appeal which makes up for her shortcomings in the looks department. My gf thinks she is the best singer around and always says she has the best lungs around but I think she sings like shit personally. All that hooo haahhh heeee hooooo shit sounds the same to me. Ohh and her tits are all jacked up.
I agree...! How did this guy score Christina? He's a complete dork and he's getting it on with one of the best looking women in Hollywood. Maybe he's got a sex tape he's holding over her head. Maybe he's black mailing her. Maybe all those years of partying screwed up her mind. Whatever it is...she can do MUCH BETTER!!
F-U-C-K quit caling her a slut damn it shes been married and only had one sexual partner before that you f-u-c-k-i-n-g idiots,and if she loves the guy then she does ,go comment on a s-l-u-t like paris hiltons page and quit being so damn rude its her life and hers only!! dont hate on her cause she's talented and B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L and shes comfortable in her own skin and you HATERS arent!!
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Well there's another great body gone to seed...
Can't she just hire someone to carry the baby...?
Fuck me!
By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
Hot chicks date and mate with fug-a-boos all the time. If not, half of you morons wouldn't be here.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
OMG....I'm glad I'm not the ONLY one that thinks that Jordan looks like a circus monkey. He's GROSS!
By kerriedub, on 9:55 AM
Having such distinctive 'features' as Jordan Bratman comes with advantages.
For instance, if the baby becomes lodged in the birthing canal by its ears they can go ahead and cancel the paternity test.
By joejoe, on 9:56 AM
And she'll be a good parent unlike Shitney.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
Christ, she is sexy as all hell. I hope she isnt pregnant....dont want that body ravaged by childbirth. Although she may come back afterwards hotter than ever.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
I can't wait to see her already fat tits, get even fatter!
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
How is she gonna breast feed her baby with her silicon filled fake titties?
By dm, on 10:16 AM
9:55 ANON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
YOU GO GIRL!
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
Yay Christina! I'm happy for her!
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
You douchebags should be THRILLED to see Christina with someone as fug as her husband. It gives the average IDLYITW male reader some hope that their ugly ass could bag someone like her.
He must have some secret weapon, though. Like a 14 inch dick.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
Her boobs are jacked up. I have mine done and the doc made me do exersises so they didn't get all hard and far apart... I mean maybe thats the look shes going for?
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
oh man yes he is quite ugly, but if she loves him, who cares? and a really great body is not destroyed by pregnancy and child birth.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
All of the pictures are really great!!! She looks amazing!
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
Hey, Paulina Porizkova married the ugliest man alive, Ric Ocasek, back in the 80s and they're still together. Wonder what their kids look like.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
Lets hope she does not lose that sexy body with the weight gain and no stretch marks either , and her lets do hope
that her tits get bigger and stay that way nice and juicy
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
anon 1022, we're gonna need pictures to see if your doctor's prescribed exercises are working correctly.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
haha, take my word for it... You'd never know I wasn't born with em ;)
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Well I guess it's good that everyone from the mickey mouse club is doing great! Except for Baldney Shears!
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
Say what you want about Jordan Bratman. Christina is looking & singing better than ever. She must be happy. I say, good for them.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
I'm always skeptical of celeb pregnancies being reported this way, that so-and-so dropped thousands at a particular store. I always think it's just someone at the store trying to drum up publicity for the place.
Has there been ONE actual pregnancy that followed such a report? I know there's one store, not sure if it's the same as in this story, that was always getting mentioned in columns.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
If she's less than 3 months she wouldn't want to confirm it becasue the risk of miscarriage on a forst pregnancy is high around this time. Better to wait till she's showing. She also wouldn't want to wait until she's really showing to shop for all this stuff because the paparazzi is going to be on top of her all the time.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
10:58: Trust me, I would know...
Fake tits are disgusting and I can sniff them out a mile away. They are a sign of someone with low self-esteem.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
Anon 12:01: I agree w/you 100%. Fake boobs = low self-esteem. Why are women nowadays so unhappy with themselves that they feel the need to change everything? They're unhappy with their hair, they get fake hair. They're unhappy with their nails, they get fake nails. They're unhappy with their boobs, they get fake boobs. Fake, fake, fake. Why cant they be happy with who they are?
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
please, no matter whose face it gets that baby is going to look average to unfortunate. only if its girl and comes out looking like the natural Christina, she's spray painting her daily load of make up on to her infant ASAP.
she's sexy and has a good body, but her face is very average looking. that baby doesnt really have genes to go on.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
10:58 denial sucks.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
her right boob is weirdddddddd
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
Freedom to blog has made everyone turn into pathetic hateful monsters. So has cell phones. Take it down a knotch.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
Haha Why are ya'll so angry? I can do whatever I want to my body. Maybe you should stop being such lame, fatass, dopey downers and stop being afraid of the people who are better looking than you, will get better jobs than you and will always have the upper-hand. And my fake, GORGEOUS tits just give me THAT MUCH MORE OF AN ADVANTAGE. Losers. =) If i ever feel bad about myself I just make fun of ugly people (like you, I can only assume) and it makes me feel 100% better. Kind of like how it works for you? How you get all judgemental and moral on girls with hot bodies and fake tits because YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM?
MWAH!
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
I honestly think all men can learn from Bratman and Federline. Know when to hold 'em and fold 'em, respectively.
By Hobeforehos, on 1:24 PM
@ 1:23: You may think you're hot on the outside, but judging from how you write, you're a dumbass. You're either a stripper, prostitute, a loser who lives off their rich parents' money, or you married rich, if you have any decent income at all.
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
Further evidence 1:23 has low self esteem is how she keeps coming back to the blog every couple hours fishing for flirtatious comments and compliments on her fake tittays. Instead she got the slapdown.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
Nothing worse than trying to brag by typing about your looks on a rag blog.
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
Christina is hot and you're all not. Enough said now let's move on.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
Hey, anon 10:22! You're a stupid, self-rightious cunt. Didn't you say this about Christina's boobs:
"Her boobs are jacked up. "
Using YOUR OWN ADVICE, "Maybe you should stop being such lame, fatass, dopey downers and stop being afraid of the people who are better looking than you, will get better jobs than you and will always have the upper-hand."
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
Oh great: Here I am oggling this hottie only to be interrupted by YET ANOTHER DEBATE on fake vs. real boobs. Speaking as a Boob Man (Bring it: I can handle it!) let me just say this about that: I couldn't care less whether they are real or fake as long as they are attached to a great body with a flat stomach, a tight ass, and a sense of humor when she sees me with my pants down...
Fake boobs = low self esteem. Good grief...thanks for that pearl of wisdom...
By the way: from personal experince I can tell you that when finishing up with my girl I love to gift her with a Golden Shower: The fake boob "gap" provides a lovely stream-bed down to the crotch...
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
she still has the worst-looking legs ever
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
If you are Xtina congrads and i hope god blesses you with a beautiful healthy baby love ya
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
Can't help it, I LOVE this chick. People have always compared Xtina & Britney throughout their entire careers. Can't wait to see the "how they take care of their babies" comparisons. Then again, when one of those mothers is Britney....'spose it doesn't matter WHO the other mother is.....
By jenner, on 3:08 PM
"By the way: from personal experince I can tell you that when finishing up with my girl I love to gift her with a Golden Shower."
Your a real catch.
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
2:36: Lovely...
I hear Kim Kardasian is looking for another partner to give her golden showers.
I've always thought Christina was average at best but she does have a lot of sex appeal which makes up for her shortcomings in the looks department. My gf thinks she is the best singer around and always says she has the best lungs around but I think she sings like shit personally. All that hooo haahhh heeee hooooo shit sounds the same to me. Ohh and her tits are all jacked up.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
2:36: Lovely...
I hear Kim Kardasian is looking for another partner to give her golden showers.
I've always thought Christina was average at best but she does have a lot of sex appeal which makes up for her shortcomings in the looks department. My gf thinks she is the best singer around and always says she has the best lungs around but I think she sings like shit personally. All that hooo haahhh heeee hooooo shit sounds the same to me. Ohh and her tits are all jacked up.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
always beautiful she will definetly be a better parent then the train wreck britany
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
Damn...so what if Jordan is ugly???
Some ppl are so fu***** shallow...if she loves the guy she loves him...ur not dating him..get over it.
Isn't it a little soon to be saying she's preggers??
But...whatever...if she is....congratulations...
And if 2 ugly ppl can make a beautiful baby I'm sure they can manage....
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
wow, slutina is having a kid.... another person who should never procreate..sigh
By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM
How are people so sure that she's gonna be a better parent than shitney?
Sure Shitneys pathetic and all...
But the kid is going to go mental having to see a nekkid Jordan Bratman every weekend.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 AM
notch
By Anonymous, on 3:59 AM
I agree...! How did this guy score Christina? He's a complete dork and he's getting it on with one of the best looking women in Hollywood. Maybe he's got a sex tape he's holding over her head. Maybe he's black mailing her. Maybe all those years of partying screwed up her mind.
Whatever it is...she can do MUCH BETTER!!
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
F-U-C-K quit caling her a slut damn it shes been married and only had one sexual partner before that you f-u-c-k-i-n-g idiots,and if she loves the guy then she does ,go comment on a s-l-u-t like paris hiltons page and quit being so damn rude its her life and hers only!! dont hate on her cause she's talented and B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L and shes comfortable in her own skin and you HATERS arent!!
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
awwww it's so sweet if she is pregnant, and I don't mind Jordan, if she loves him then thats ok
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
Um, no she's not. I waited on her two days ago at Nick and Sam's here in Dallas and she had alcohol. Bad source.
Jessie
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
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