Apparently my scoring system is waaaaaaay off. lol
Admittedly, I don't keep up on alot of this celeb stuff. I only check this one blog, IDLYITW, I don't watch the plethora of Hollywood-ass-kissing entertainment programs, so I'm quite out of the loop.
Laptop?? Hadn't heard about that. All I know about is Charlie's online porn accounts and taste for the barely legal gals.
I'm not saying it isn't coke, but since when does anybody use the tips of several fingers to push coke up their nose? I'd say it's probably suntan lotion or chapstick or something. More importantly though, who cares?
No, it looks like coke. Why would she have a glob of sunblock under her nose? I think her face is sufficiently protected from the sun with the hat and umbrella. Well, that explains her skinniness, then.
It's bloody lip gloss, you all. She's holding a container with a wand, putting it on her lips, and then pressing her lips together afterward (like every woman does to even out the application of lip gloss/lip stick).
I think the white stuff is actually snot coming out of her nose, which is not uncommon when swimming in the ocean or anywhere else for that matter. That's why she's trying to wipe it off surreptiously, and has a hand up to keep Richie from looking over and noticing she's got a booger issue. The other shots are her putting on lip gloss. You can see the tube of it in her hand and she's obviously put it on her lips.
No one is stupid enough to snort coke in front of the paparazzi, and she's been being photographed by them all day in this series of photos and is well aware they are there. In some of the pics, she's even posing for them and waving to the camera.
Either way, I'm it's not like Sheen hasn't hoovered up his (and half the population's) share of coke and God knows what else in his life.
The only "booger" that could possibly be is a coke booger. Nobody has boogers that white. Shut up. People are trying so hard to convince people that isn't coke, that they're making up the stupidest shit. She's always been a whore, so why is it so unbelievable that she's a coke whore too?
Lipgloss? Uhuh, and I'm sure she's still has her original nose. Yeah, that's right. No one in Hollywood does coke or gets cosmetic sugery. They are all naturally skinny and beautiful. Uhuh.
Yeah, it's coke. No question in my mind. I don't know what it's called, but it's a small vial with a small spoon on the end that you use to sniff the coke, which is why it looks like a lip gloss container. Living in South Beach, most people at the clubs have them.
it's a travel-size Monistat dispenser, she's sniffing it to see if her infection is easing up, but she got a little cheese on her nose and lip. happens all the time.
How freakin' stupid do you have to be to do coke in public knowing FULL WELL paparazzi are watching your every move. But let me guess. Even with this evidence, nothing will happen to her.
well, if it is lipgloss (which it could be, it is either Trish Mc Evoy or Mac lip glass) they both have black small tops on the tubes that are also very small..but what is the white stuff under her nose??
ahhh have times changed. Looking back I was so fortunate to have a drunk as a mother instead of a coke whore. How lucky I was. We need D.A.R.E for grown ups.
Off topic, but has anyone noticed that fatass Perez Hilton hasn't posted anything about the new Paris Hilton videos? He's been telling everyone to help get Isaiah Washington fired for saying "faggot" but Paris Hilton says "fat ass faggot" "nigger" "chink" jappy jew" and other things on those new videos and he hasn't said anything about it. We should get Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton fired from earth.
I am so glad my pussy doesn't look like that. I know girls who have those flappy beef curtain labia can't help it, but I'm glad my pussy doesn't look like a torn up head of lettuce. Thanks, Mom and Dad!
omg she's so coked out she doesn't even know her woman lips are flapping in the wind. Her , Tara Reid and Paris should come over and snort the coke that I keep on my ass.
...as for the argument that she wouldn't do coke in front of the razzi, they're coke-heads, they don't think. they throw lap-tops off balconies and sit in the sun until they are as red as a lobster. what a ridiculous looking pair...
Dunno anything about coke in different containers, but I know this one thing; Denise is known to inform paparazzi before she immaculately dresses up and goes out. She doesn't go on vacation looking just like that and not telling one photog person around. Besides, if they could get that lavi shot, they must be fairly close. She def knew they were there, and there is no way she would do this in front of cameras.
8:29, spoken like a man who wants to fuck her. Any woman would know that to apply lip gloss, you don't jam it under your nostril. Not to mention that if it's white, it's ugly.
Hey, maybe she really didn't know they were there -- they could've used zoom lenses.
"Off topic, but has anyone noticed that fatass Perez Hilton hasn't posted anything about the new Paris Hilton videos?"
Perez Hilton is making a total ass out of himself by letting Paris get away with this. His website is DONE!! No respect for him anymore. Paris Hilton will still be rich and get away with murder while dumb ass Perez Hilton will be sitting in his coffee shop speading lame ass stories on his site. DOWN with PEREZ and PARIS.
She's probably getting a herpes outbreak from the sun (yeah right!!) and putting on that Abreva or whatever the hell it is. I hate the bitch too and as much as I would LOVE to believe she a coke whore, I don't think she using. It looks like she's rubbing something on the upper lip area. You can see it in other pics.
Well, especially after childbirth (and 2 kids) they won't look exactly pretty, unless you are blessed [like me]. and obviously she lost the weight by snorting coke!
Call Child Services on that coke head!! Last time I checked, mothers are supposed to spend time with their children. It seems like these celbs just have kids for the "baby bump' fashion then they push them off to the nanny and pop out some more!! Poor kids.
i could care less about denise richards either way BUT in her defense, i think thats a tube of lipstick/balm/gloss whatever. i think the white stuff is most likely sand. i mean c'mon shes on the beach & sand gets everywhere when you touch something. the reason i think its lip stuff, is because the tube is black. those coke snooters are generally clear, so you can see how much you have in it to load etc. ive never seen a black one.
i have a weird theory about the recent labia unpleasantness. i shave so i have no idea if this is really a thing or not but: i have two friends who get brazilians constantly and all of a sudden they are petrified that their girljunk is turning into beef curtains. one of them asked the waxer who said shamefully that yeah, sometimes it can possibly make you look a little loose. all that tugging. WTF do i know, but could be.
as for perez hilton, he is a fat assed leech who has effectively ended his fifteen seconds. the second he decided to keep his mouth shut re: paris was the second he became irrelevant.
If you look at the pictures from Sweden where these originated they are sitting RIGHT in front of the water so they had to be taken with a tele-photo lense. Not to get all CSI on you but she probably HAD NO CLUE that the people on the boat out in the water were the paparrazzi with tele-photo lenses. There were probably a bunch of boats and the paparrazzi was taking pics on them on the beach all week so she probably figured they were all on land. I can't believe Charlie didn't fire back about her coke use. That really shows what a classy guy he was. She is obviously pretty experience to have that little thingy with her. And for anyone who has never done a bump and says it looks like she is putting on lip balm because of her lips - just hold one side of your nose and then put your finger up to the other side and breathe in. You will notice that your lips purse under automatically. Just like us girls when we put on mascara and our mouths open automatically. Just happens. Not that I would know. HEE HEE TRY IT. Even with air. You can see the COKE flying up her nostril! I hope she wasn't coked out when she was pregnant but she probably was. :( THIS is why I DON'T FEEL BAD TALKING SHIT ABOUT CELEBRITYS!!! You can do way better things with all that money.
The women in porn movies have had labia reduction surgery. No shit. I have seen many, many if them and most of them have had the inner labia (meat curtains) surgically removed so that they have almost no labia at all.
(The better to see the close ups of the penis going in). They have also had anal bleaching so that their dirt stars are flesh colored and not dark.
really lame you didn't post my comment that did not contain any profanity. i suppose this blog only allows ppl to post that share's the publisher's view.
porn actresses often have labial reduction surgery and have the labia trimmed off entirely, or reduced greatly. They also have anal bleaching since these areas are often the focus of their "performance".
Unaltered women have labia of various sizes. It is a shame that women now have to be concerned about what their privates look like and if they are "attractive." Men do not suffer the same scrutiny. And we wonder why we are obsessed with cosmentic surgery.
What she's got there is not a "stash holder", it's a MAC lipgloss. Same size, same cap color. And she's doing the lip smack that you do when you put gloss on. As for the white stuff under her nose, I don't know. I'd have to see more pictures since there's only a few zoom shots of the same picture.
This bitch, ex prostitute slag only clung onto charlie to get her name in the game. She's probably been on the white stuff for years the mole,I hope she loses her fucking kids, the slut/bitch doesn't desrve them.
What kind of mother would rather sit on her fat ass on a beach with her beached wale of a sleezebag botfriebd; whom she stole from her ex friend and wrecked two families and 3 kids lives to boot, rather than be with her kids than she is well and truly FUCKED IN THE HEAD!
I bet she left the kids with her dying mum and elderly dad again, what a considerate, lap top throwing, skank. daughter.
By the way, to the person who didn't know about the incident with the lap top, the mole threw the laptop in a fit of rage off a hotel balcony and it hit an old lady in a wheel chair and injured her, but the bloody cops let her off, wow, thats justice for you, oisn't it
Oh yeah, by the way, BOYCOT PARIS HILTON FOLKS! don't spend any of your hard earned money lining her already FAT pockets, don't buy her products, don't watch the simple life and don't waste you dough at the hilton hotels, we need to get it through to thid racist slut that SHE"S HISTORY! and we arn't going to put with her shit anymore.
i'm guessing the white stuff is sunscreen she didn't get rubbed in. and it's obvious by the expressions on her face that she put on either lipgloss or lipstick.
ok look at the pictures with her hands ABOVE her lips. The little white scoop is directly under her nose and her hand is CLEARLY blocking her lips. I can not believe you dumb fucks are actually sitting here and saying its lipgloss. oh and btw, sure it WAS a mac lipgloss but its been hollowed out...don't you realize that shit happens all the time, thats why people don't recognize it right away...jesus christ i would have thought you people had never been on this website before. oh yeah and i agree, this website used to be great. now i usually go to tmz first.
Apparently her legal team is making the rounds getting these pics off the 'net. Yeah - it's lipgloss. For pete's people, if readers of these sites don't know that's coke, then no wonder the rest of America is so naive.
i miss pubic hair. people, it's coke. it is very sweet and charming that some of you pure souls think that it's lip gloss (??!!). you've obviously never done blow. that is exactly what the procedure looks like, trust us.
interesting because it is coke...and i wouldn't think going to the beach was something you'd even want to while you're high, it's actually kinda boring normally without booze or weed...and with richie sambora next to her and seems even more gross, looks like the fat bloated next door neighbor you try to avoid when you're 13 years old living in the suburbs...
Now I know why ppl don't think its coke. They have no idea that inside that tube that does look like lip gloss is a small blade or spoon that holds the coke, and it can't be seen in the big snorty picture. I have no idea why it looks like she spilt her coke all down her lip? I don't have personal experience, I'm just intelligent unlike the rest of these morons who cannot figure out how things work.
Okay, Denise's deflated coke ass must be posting, because no one could be so moronic as to call this lip gloss application. Seriously. If you're even thinking that, don't post it. You'll sound like an absolute tard.
ewwwwww, her puss is all flappy and shit.Thats nasty! How many kids did she have?....OH Yeah she is definitely doing coke, what other explanation is there? Whoever said that was applying lipgloss needs some Freakin' glasses, Who the F**k would put lipgloss under their nose! She didnt put anything on her lips! She was tooting coke! You can plainly see the coke under her nose and that is why her publicist is trying to get these pics removed because its so freakin damaging. She is a dumb ass anyway, doing coke in broad daylight on the beach. She was asking to be caught.
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Somewhere, right now, Charlie Sheen is looking at these photos while tap dancing and singing 'Ding dong, the witch is dead, the witch is dead...'
Score one point for Team Sheen. LOL
By joejoe, on 11:47 AM
And to anyone scoring at home that puts the score at Team Richards 14, Team Sheen 1. hahaha
Not a close match, but there goes her shutout. ;)
By joejoe, on 11:50 AM
What a dumbass!
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
She's a psycho hosebeast.
By Vigilante, on 11:51 AM
Wasn't the shutout gone when she started fucking her friend's ex-husband?
By quoipourquoi, on 11:54 AM
Doing a little nose candy while wearing a hat with your daughters initials on it, mother of the year!
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
there goes that custody battle...then watch as her publicist sends out a message saying its some allergy medication...lmao
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
that's just donut powder! i know, i was there...
By sneakay snake, on 12:14 PM
So Charlie didn't get any points for Denise throwing laptops at old people?
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
i would have to be high on blow to have sex with grandpa too.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
someone must have forgot to send you the pics of her crotch hanging out...
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
and into "rehab" she goes.
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
sure thats not sunblock....
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
Thank God. I knew there was no logical way she could be with him...it makes sense now.
Cocaine is a helluvah drug.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
OBVIOUSLY she is putting sunblock or balm on her lips. I hate the bitch but I don't think she's stupid enough to snort coke while the paps are around.
Sambora is one fat ugly burnt fuck.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
She might have been putting on Chapstick.
By blemish, on 12:40 PM
Chapstick isn't that white, and why would she stick sunblock inside her nose?
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
She screwed her friends husband. That is what led to Locklear/Sambora divorce.
By Tazznum1, on 12:43 PM
Oh there they are...lol
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
Locklear must be laughing so hard right now...
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
I know when I put on chapstick, I always cover my lips with my hand and stick something up to my nostril that is not chapstick.
Pic 1
By Tazznum1, on 12:52 PM
Apparently my scoring system is waaaaaaay off. lol
Admittedly, I don't keep up on alot of this celeb stuff.
I only check this one blog, IDLYITW, I don't watch the plethora of Hollywood-ass-kissing entertainment programs, so I'm quite out of the loop.
Laptop?? Hadn't heard about that. All I know about is Charlie's online porn accounts and taste for the barely legal gals.
Yep, I'm waaaay out of the loop....:-D
By joejoe, on 12:57 PM
Looks like deflated testicles. Not a pretty pussy AT ALL.
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
I'm not saying it isn't coke, but since when does anybody use the tips of several fingers to push coke up their nose? I'd say it's probably suntan lotion or chapstick or something. More importantly though, who cares?
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
You use your finger to push coke up your nose when all of it doesn't go up your nose. I've done it many times.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
"You use your finger to push coke up your nose when all of it doesn't go up your nose. I've done it many times."
Thanks for the tip, Paris.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
It looks like cream or sunblock or something similar to me.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
Have we ever seen an attractive labia on this website? Todd, what gives?
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
No, it looks like coke. Why would she have a glob of sunblock under her nose? I think her face is sufficiently protected from the sun with the hat and umbrella. Well, that explains her skinniness, then.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
Oops, sorry, I mean Jenny, what gives? We need to see pretty kitties.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
It's bloody lip gloss, you all. She's holding a container with a wand, putting it on her lips, and then pressing her lips together afterward (like every woman does to even out the application of lip gloss/lip stick).
Geez, mountain, meet molehil
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
I wonder if it's strawberry flavored. Wow is all I can say.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
She's not putting on WHITE lip gloss, and chapstick isn't that white and gooey when you put it on. Who the fuck puts sunblock INSIDE their nostrils?
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
I think the white stuff is actually snot coming out of her nose, which is not uncommon when swimming in the ocean or anywhere else for that matter. That's why she's trying to wipe it off surreptiously, and has a hand up to keep Richie from looking over and noticing she's got a booger issue. The other shots are her putting on lip gloss. You can see the tube of it in her hand and she's obviously put it on her lips.
No one is stupid enough to snort coke in front of the paparazzi, and she's been being photographed by them all day in this series of photos and is well aware they are there. In some of the pics, she's even posing for them and waving to the camera.
Either way, I'm it's not like Sheen hasn't hoovered up his (and half the population's) share of coke and God knows what else in his life.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Where's the suprise ? Most of them are no talent, overpaid coked up whores anyway, who happened to be in the right place at the right time.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
Sorry Jenny, but I totally wanted to see what Todd had to say about Denise's balls...I mean labia...no, balls.
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
who said its chapstick? ARE U BLIND? i didnt know that chapstick was used for the lining of our nostrils? denise is that you?!?
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Well,it's obviously NOT an ocean/booger issue since her hair is completely dry.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
Okay, maybe it's a booger, booger issue. I still don't think even Denise Richard is going to do blow in front of god and Honolulu.
I can't believe we are having a booger debate. LOL
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
The only "booger" that could possibly be is a coke booger. Nobody has boogers that white. Shut up. People are trying so hard to convince people that isn't coke, that they're making up the stupidest shit. She's always been a whore, so why is it so unbelievable that she's a coke whore too?
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
Lipgloss? Uhuh, and I'm sure she's still has her original nose. Yeah, that's right. No one in Hollywood does coke or gets cosmetic sugery. They are all naturally skinny and beautiful. Uhuh.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
AMEN
By burntfinger, on 2:24 PM
"That's why she's trying to wipe it off surreptiously, and has a hand up to keep Richie from looking over and noticing she's got a booger issue."
do you honestly think Richie would care??? i bet you could clock him at a 20-per-hour fart/belch rate while he's lying there.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
when did DR become so fug and skinny?
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
Yeah, it's coke. No question in my mind. I don't know what it's called, but it's a small vial with a small spoon on the end that you use to sniff the coke, which is why it looks like a lip gloss container. Living in South Beach, most people at the clubs have them.
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
Are you telling me I'm not supposed to be putting chapstick up my nose and coke on my lips?
By blemish, on 3:03 PM
I know when I sniff coke from a vile I push it against my face instead of holding it so it won't fall.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
it's a travel-size Monistat dispenser, she's sniffing it to see if her infection is easing up, but she got a little cheese on her nose and lip. happens all the time.
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
How freakin' stupid do you have to be to do coke in public knowing FULL WELL paparazzi are watching your every move. But let me guess. Even with this evidence, nothing will happen to her.
By Piquebu, on 3:49 PM
coke is the new black
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
What evidence? Some pictures that could be out of order and taken out of context? Oh lordy lordy.
Note: I'm not saying it's not coke, but it's pretty easy to make it look like it. Where's the rest of the sequence?
By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM
Looking at all of these ugly labia shots (but let's face it, very few are attractive) I am begining to miss pubic hair.
At lease it would just be a beaver shot of hair and not reveal the ugly bits so graphicly.
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
But aren't the labias in the porn mags decent looking? Are they photoshopped or what? I'm a woman, I don't know.
By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
well, if it is lipgloss (which it could be, it is either Trish Mc Evoy or Mac lip glass) they both have black small tops on the tubes that are also very small..but what is the white stuff under her nose??
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
ahhh have times changed. Looking back I was so fortunate to have a drunk as a mother instead of a coke whore. How lucky I was. We need D.A.R.E for grown ups.
By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM
Good grief ladies: Yet another example of why it's best to put a bit of camoflauge down there by way of some freaking hair!
By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Meat curtains!!!!!
By jeditemple, on 5:51 PM
Off topic, but has anyone noticed that fatass Perez Hilton hasn't posted anything about the new Paris Hilton videos? He's been telling everyone to help get Isaiah Washington fired for saying "faggot" but Paris Hilton says "fat ass faggot" "nigger" "chink" jappy jew" and other things on those new videos and he hasn't said anything about it. We should get Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton fired from earth.
By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM
A lot of people seem to find the vagina to be ugly.
By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM
I am so glad my pussy doesn't look like that. I know girls who have those flappy beef curtain labia can't help it, but I'm glad my pussy doesn't look like a torn up head of lettuce. Thanks, Mom and Dad!
By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM
omg she's so coked out she doesn't even know her woman lips are flapping in the wind. Her , Tara Reid and Paris should come over and snort the coke that I keep on my ass.
By AudioHolic, on 6:44 PM
...as for the argument that she wouldn't do coke in front of the razzi, they're coke-heads, they don't think. they throw lap-tops off balconies and sit in the sun until they are as red as a lobster. what a ridiculous looking pair...
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
Dunno anything about coke in different containers, but I know this one thing;
Denise is known to inform paparazzi before she immaculately dresses up and goes out. She doesn't go on vacation looking just like that and not telling one photog person around. Besides, if they could get that lavi shot, they must be fairly close. She def knew they were there, and there is no way she would do this in front of cameras.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
That's lipgloss, any woman would know that from the pictures! Some people need to get a life...
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
to 8:29 - I'm a woman and I don't put white lip gloss under my nose.
By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
8:29, spoken like a man who wants to fuck her. Any woman would know that to apply lip gloss, you don't jam it under your nostril. Not to mention that if it's white, it's ugly.
Hey, maybe she really didn't know they were there -- they could've used zoom lenses.
By ffordegroupie, on 8:53 PM
Dear LORD! If you're gonna use coke, at least excuse yourself for a little potty break.
By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
I don't think that there is such a thing as a pretty labia... vaginas aren't very pretty in general...and neither are penises for that matter.
By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
"Off topic, but has anyone noticed that fatass Perez Hilton hasn't posted anything about the new Paris Hilton videos?"
Perez Hilton is making a total ass out of himself by letting Paris get away with this. His website is DONE!! No respect for him anymore. Paris Hilton will still be rich and get away with murder while dumb ass Perez Hilton will be sitting in his coffee shop speading lame ass stories on his site. DOWN with PEREZ and PARIS.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM
You're all wrong. That's Richie's cum.
By Anonymous, on 6:20 AM
It's a zinc oxide lip balm, VERY white in color until rubbed in.
http://images.glow.com/catalog/500112/300x300/6867.jpg
By Anonymous, on 7:28 AM
1) Perez annoys the piss out of me being such a hypocrit
2) I really used to like Denise Richards
3) Back in 1985 I thought Richie Sambora was so much hotter than John Bon Jovi. Holy Cow.
By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM
Lipgloss, eh'?? Yeah, I really think that lipgloss comes in small, gold tubes and is WHITE. Nice try.
By Jennifer, on 9:22 AM
She's probably getting a herpes outbreak from the sun (yeah right!!) and putting on that Abreva or whatever the hell it is. I hate the bitch too and as much as I would LOVE to believe she a coke whore, I don't think she using. It looks like she's rubbing something on the upper lip area. You can see it in other pics.
By damn!, on 9:48 AM
isn't this a bit hypocritical of her? she blasts charlie sheen for gambling, and here she is fucking doing cocaine when she's a mother?
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Well, especially after childbirth (and 2 kids) they won't look exactly pretty, unless you are blessed [like me]. and obviously she lost the weight by snorting coke!
Call Child Services on that coke head!! Last time I checked, mothers are supposed to spend time with their children. It seems like these celbs just have kids for the "baby bump' fashion then they push them off to the nanny and pop out some more!! Poor kids.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
i could care less about denise richards either way BUT in her defense, i think thats a tube of lipstick/balm/gloss whatever. i think the white stuff is most likely sand. i mean c'mon shes on the beach & sand gets everywhere when you touch something. the reason i think its lip stuff, is because the tube is black. those coke snooters are generally clear, so you can see how much you have in it to load etc. ive never seen a black one.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
i have a weird theory about the recent labia unpleasantness. i shave so i have no idea if this is really a thing or not but: i have two friends who get brazilians constantly and all of a sudden they are petrified that their girljunk is turning into beef curtains. one of them asked the waxer who said shamefully that yeah, sometimes it can possibly make you look a little loose. all that tugging. WTF do i know, but could be.
as for perez hilton, he is a fat assed leech who has effectively ended his fifteen seconds. the second he decided to keep his mouth shut re: paris was the second he became irrelevant.
By livvie, on 2:19 PM
...actually, penises are awesome looking -- especially when they are erect...
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
Hey that ain't no labia: That's Dumbo's ear!
By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM
If you look at the pictures from Sweden where these originated they are sitting RIGHT in front of the water so they had to be taken with a tele-photo lense. Not to get all CSI on you but she probably HAD NO CLUE that the people on the boat out in the water were the paparrazzi with tele-photo lenses. There were probably a bunch of boats and the paparrazzi was taking pics on them on the beach all week so she probably figured they were all on land. I can't believe Charlie didn't fire back about her coke use. That really shows what a classy guy he was. She is obviously pretty experience to have that little thingy with her. And for anyone who has never done a bump and says it looks like she is putting on lip balm because of her lips - just hold one side of your nose and then put your finger up to the other side and breathe in. You will notice that your lips purse under automatically. Just like us girls when we put on mascara and our mouths open automatically. Just happens. Not that I would know. HEE HEE TRY IT. Even with air. You can see the COKE flying up her nostril! I hope she wasn't coked out when she was pregnant but she probably was. :( THIS is why I DON'T FEEL BAD TALKING SHIT ABOUT CELEBRITYS!!! You can do way better things with all that money.
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
The women in porn movies have had labia reduction surgery. No shit. I have seen many, many if them and most of them have had the inner labia (meat curtains) surgically removed so that they have almost no labia at all.
(The better to see the close ups of the penis going in). They have also had anal bleaching so that their dirt stars are flesh colored and not dark.
Secrets of the trade.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
really lame you didn't post my comment that did not contain any profanity. i suppose this blog only allows ppl to post that share's the publisher's view.
By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM
porn actresses often have labial reduction surgery and have the labia trimmed off entirely, or reduced greatly. They also have anal bleaching since these areas are often the focus of their "performance".
Unaltered women have labia of various sizes. It is a shame that women now have to be concerned about what their privates look like and if they are "attractive." Men do not suffer the same scrutiny. And we wonder why we are obsessed with cosmentic surgery.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
What she's got there is not a "stash holder", it's a MAC lipgloss. Same size, same cap color. And she's doing the lip smack that you do when you put gloss on. As for the white stuff under her nose, I don't know. I'd have to see more pictures since there's only a few zoom shots of the same picture.
By Exangel, on 4:30 PM
This bitch, ex prostitute slag only clung onto charlie to get her name in the game. She's probably been on the white stuff for years the mole,I hope she loses her fucking kids, the slut/bitch doesn't desrve them.
What kind of mother would rather sit on her fat ass on a beach with her beached wale of a sleezebag botfriebd; whom she stole from her ex friend and wrecked two families and 3 kids lives to boot, rather than be with her kids than she is well and truly FUCKED IN THE HEAD!
I bet she left the kids with her dying mum and elderly dad again, what a considerate, lap top throwing, skank. daughter.
By the way, to the person who didn't know about the incident with the lap top, the mole threw the laptop in a fit of rage off a hotel balcony and it hit an old lady in a wheel chair and injured her, but the bloody cops let her off, wow, thats justice for you, oisn't it
Oh yeah, by the way, BOYCOT PARIS HILTON FOLKS! don't spend any of your hard earned money lining her already FAT pockets, don't buy her products, don't watch the simple life and don't waste you dough at the hilton hotels, we need to get it through to thid racist slut that SHE"S HISTORY! and we arn't going to put with her shit anymore.
By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM
I've got 20 years on her,popped out three kids and my curtains are so much prettier and firmer than her's. Sorry Charlie...
By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM
They look like ELEPHANT EARS!
And by the way, the thing she is snorting blow from is called a BULLET.
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
vaginae sunt bellae
actually...
vulvae sunt bellae
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
if she wasn't a skinny coke-whore, she might fill up that bikini
By Anonymous, on 8:55 PM
i'm guessing the white stuff is sunscreen she didn't get rubbed in. and it's obvious by the expressions on her face that she put on either lipgloss or lipstick.
hey, even i think she's a whore, but c'mon.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM
Damn looking at those photos is like watching an episode of "Dirt." Nice job Mr. Paparazi.
By Anonymous, on 11:43 PM
Jesus: Drew Barrymore's breasts laugh at Denise Richards' labia...
By Anonymous, on 4:10 AM
looks like sunscreen to me
By Anonymous, on 6:27 AM
Are you sure that isn't a nut sack?
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
ok look at the pictures with her hands ABOVE her lips. The little white scoop is directly under her nose and her hand is CLEARLY blocking her lips. I can not believe you dumb fucks are actually sitting here and saying its lipgloss. oh and btw, sure it WAS a mac lipgloss but its been hollowed out...don't you realize that shit happens all the time, thats why people don't recognize it right away...jesus christ i would have thought you people had never been on this website before. oh yeah and i agree, this website used to be great. now i usually go to tmz first.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
BEEF CURTAINS FROM HELL!!!! What a pig! She'd have to wear at least knee length pants to keep flaps like that under wraps!
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
That's definitely coke, you tools.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
Apparently her legal team is making the rounds getting these pics off the 'net. Yeah - it's lipgloss.
For pete's people, if readers of these sites don't know that's coke, then no wonder the rest of America is so naive.
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
Looks to me like "sack" is the new black
By X24, on 3:28 PM
i miss pubic hair.
people, it's coke. it is very sweet and charming that some of you pure souls think that it's lip gloss (??!!). you've obviously never done blow. that is exactly what the procedure looks like, trust us.
By peppermint, on 4:57 PM
seriously, it's coke.
and, i miss pubic hair.
By peppermint, on 4:58 PM
interesting because it is coke...and i wouldn't think going to the beach was something you'd even want to while you're high, it's actually kinda boring normally without booze or weed...and with richie sambora next to her and seems even more gross, looks like the fat bloated next door neighbor you try to avoid when you're 13 years old living in the suburbs...
By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM
Hey 4:57 pm-
Now I know why ppl don't think its coke. They have no idea that inside that tube that does look like lip gloss is a small blade or spoon that holds the coke, and it can't be seen in the big snorty picture. I have no idea why it looks like she spilt her coke all down her lip? I don't have personal experience, I'm just intelligent unlike the rest of these morons who cannot figure out how things work.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
Okay, Denise's deflated coke ass must be posting, because no one could be so moronic as to call this lip gloss application. Seriously. If you're even thinking that, don't post it. You'll sound like an absolute tard.
By Anonymous, on 7:08 PM
ewwwwww, her puss is all flappy and shit.Thats nasty! How many kids did she have?....OH Yeah she is definitely doing coke, what other explanation is there? Whoever said that was applying lipgloss needs some Freakin' glasses, Who the F**k would put lipgloss under their nose! She didnt put anything on her lips! She was tooting coke! You can plainly see the coke under her nose and that is why her publicist is trying to get these pics removed because its so freakin damaging. She is a dumb ass anyway, doing coke in broad daylight on the beach. She was asking to be caught.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 PM
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