Well, you gotta remember that the surviving photographer has always viewed Fergie through his mirror-like shield (given to him by the Gods). Never look her in the eyes.
I have to wonder what your using to judge Fergie by - she might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but that body... oh my. Tight. Her legs are amazing. ScarJo isn't in the same league body wise. Boobs and curves but no muscle tone at all. And as far as this particular photo goes, her face isn't all that wonderful either. She's looked better. But, so does everyone when they've been made up by the pros. And Photoshopped to boot.
Fergie is a midget with chicken legs and breast implants. I don't know why people think her body is so "slammin". Without those fake tits she looks like any other 11 year old girl from the neck down.
Why is it simply not ok for a black woman to appear with her normal natural hair? Almost every black woman celebrity wears some fake ass wig. I can't even think of one who doesn't, maybe Macy Gray with her huge fro, but that might be fake too for all I know. Embrace your natural hair sistas!
i don't think fucking justin timberlake is a real reason to get to go to the grammy's, scarlett johansson. ...and fugly fergie just speaks for herself.
LOL @ the Beyonce wig comment. Really I don't care if she wants to wear wigs. Fine. But please wipe the excess wig glue off your forehead, Beyonce. Just tacky.
I tuned into the Grammys to catch The Police perform. And I actually managed to tolerate the entire show. Not because it was particularly entertaining, but because it was one uncomfortable moment after another...
Jaimie Foxx opening the show with a handful of (unfunny) racial jokes...
Ludacris calling out Oprah....
Kanyte offering himself up for a joke that showed what most of the crowd actually thinks of him...
Smokey Robinson's phobia to blinking while performing...
The Dixie Chicks various acceptance speeches where they were STILL careful not to say the wrong thing...
The collective gasp of the crowd upon learning that Scarlett Johansson is recording an album...
And who could forget Chad Smith of the Chili Peppers sitting in on drums for the Dixie Chicks? That was more than unexpected....I'm still wondering how that happened. lol
and the winner of the "female who is totally and completely blinded by jealousy" award goes to.......anon 134.
yeah, scarlett's so ugly. thats why she consistently mentioned in guys' lists of hottest chicks. sure, some might not think shes THAT attractive, but to say shes "so ugly".....wow.
Beyonce is getting om my nerves so much lately. I can not handle her lame ass songs anymore. I know her momma needs a job but for the love of all stop dressing beyonce. Beyonce is looking so tacky and whorish more so than normal. Oh and that stupid PIT pose she is fond of needs to go.
I think it's funny that some women's magazines STILL give hair tips featuring Beyonce. They'll tell us what products or stylist tools to use to achieve "a silky smooth mane" just like hers. DUMB ASSES! It's a freakin' WEAVE!!
I don't care how much they try to pretty up Nelly Furtado, she's going to always look better 20 lbs. heavier like she was about 7 years ago. She looks like a meth addict whenever she doesn't wear a lot of makeup.
Thanks for the info. I learn something new everyday. Chad is one of my fav drummers and a considerable influence on my own playing.
The folks over at DrummerWorld.com need to expand their info on Chad's body of work beyond 'performed with: Red Hot Chili Peppers.....and many more'. I'm curious as to what other Chadfunk I've been missing out on. ;)
(And I am less embarrassed to lapdrum along with my GF's 'Taking The Long Way' CD.....hahahhaha)
Scarlette Johanson looks amazing every time. I'm a straight female and she turns me on. On the other hand, ff I was walking in a dark alley way and I saw Fergi I'd get ready for the anal probe ...
fergie looks like a pile of donkey shit , scarlett johansen GORGEOUS as always very sexy ,,,,BEUGLYASS jz g/f just plain disgusting ,,, nelly furtado uglyfied with that drees thats been in a paper shredder ugly bitch and yes THE DIXIE CHICKS KICKED MAJOR ASS good for them yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww
I would estimate that out of 10 female celebs, about 6 of them are wearing hair extensions of some kind.
And frankly, the white-girl weaves are the worst. They usu. mix with their own hair, but the color and texture NEVER match. See: Paris Hilton, Shitney, Xtina (worst offender) and Jessica Simpleton.
And yet, folks rarely, if ever, observe this. But if its Beyonce or Tyra, all of a sudden everybody is a weave-expert. Interesting.
For the record lace front wigs have been around for a while, worn by both white and black celebs so that you don't damage your own hair with the 24/7 hot styling and dye jobs. They have only now become known to the public recently. They start off around 600$ and that is considered the 'bargain bin' price. That lesson was free of charge, by the way.
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I'm surprised the short skirt on Fergie was long enough to cover her swaying penis...
I will also resolve to not crow about being ...FIRST!
By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
Well, you gotta remember that the surviving photographer has always viewed Fergie through his mirror-like shield (given to him by the Gods). Never look her in the eyes.
By jeditemple, on 9:35 AM
She just get done boxing?
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
Why pics of these fugly lookin' broads? Carrie Underwood was the hottest piece of ass there.
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
I have to wonder what your using to judge Fergie by - she might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but that body... oh my. Tight. Her legs are amazing. ScarJo isn't in the same league body wise. Boobs and curves but no muscle tone at all.
And as far as this particular photo goes, her face isn't all that wonderful either.
She's looked better. But, so does everyone when they've been made up by the pros. And Photoshopped to boot.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
Damn, Fugly Furgie looks more and more like a troll doll everyday!
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
Yeah Fergie is pretty tore up, but she has a slamming body to make up for it.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
Fergie is a midget with chicken legs and breast implants. I don't know why people think her body is so "slammin". Without those fake tits she looks like any other 11 year old girl from the neck down.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
Why is it simply not ok for a black woman to appear with her normal natural hair? Almost every black woman celebrity wears some fake ass wig. I can't even think of one who doesn't, maybe Macy Gray with her huge fro, but that might be fake too for all I know. Embrace your natural hair sistas!
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
Nelly Fur-taco looks like Bruce and Demi's kid. I can't remember what her name is..I'm sure you know whom i am talking about. The oldest daughter.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
you're = you are
your= your
for the love of GOD people!
I think this was the best Fergie has looked in a long time.
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
10:38...i agree...usually ugly people gotta make up for their ugliness in sum way....fergie be up in the gym werkin on her fitnesss.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
Fergie is overrated and fug and I'm glad the Grammys and the Super Bowl are over so we can stop hearing about her for a while.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
beyonce...ur dress always looks the same..tell ur designer mom to switch it up a little.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
The good news is you can't see a penis on any of them.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
Nelly looks like she's paying homage to that Bridezilla chick who cut off all her hair in that fake YouTube "home video".
Not her best look. But at least the bangs are gone.
By Vigilante, on 11:20 AM
i don't think fucking justin timberlake is a real reason to get to go to the grammy's, scarlett johansson. ...and fugly fergie just speaks for herself.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
LOL @ the Beyonce wig comment.
Really I don't care if she wants to wear wigs. Fine. But please wipe the excess wig glue off your forehead, Beyonce. Just tacky.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
I cant see Beyonce's wig line
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
I tuned into the Grammys to catch The Police perform. And I actually managed to tolerate the entire show. Not because it was particularly entertaining, but because it was one uncomfortable moment after another...
Jaimie Foxx opening the show with a handful of (unfunny) racial jokes...
Ludacris calling out Oprah....
Kanyte offering himself up for a joke that showed what most of the crowd actually thinks of him...
Smokey Robinson's phobia to blinking while performing...
The Dixie Chicks various acceptance speeches where they were STILL careful not to say the wrong thing...
The collective gasp of the crowd upon learning that Scarlett Johansson is recording an album...
And who could forget Chad Smith of the Chili Peppers sitting in on drums for the Dixie Chicks? That was more than unexpected....I'm still wondering how that happened. lol
By joejoe, on 11:54 AM
@Anon 11:52.
Not in these you can't.
But I've seen the high-res photos and her wig line is painfully obvious.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
Todd, you are priceless! hahahah!
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
scarlet is so ugly, not sure why people think shes cute
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
^ At least she's not as dumb as you.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
and the winner of the "female who is totally and completely blinded by jealousy" award goes to.......anon 134.
yeah, scarlett's so ugly. thats why she consistently mentioned in guys' lists of hottest chicks. sure, some might not think shes THAT attractive, but to say shes "so ugly".....wow.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Fergie is the new Leatherface
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
Beyonce is getting om my nerves so much lately. I can not handle her lame ass songs anymore. I know her momma needs a job but for the love of all stop dressing beyonce. Beyonce is looking so tacky and whorish more so than normal. Oh and that stupid PIT pose she is fond of needs to go.
Fur is for unintelligent morons!
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
I think it's funny that some women's magazines STILL give hair tips featuring Beyonce. They'll tell us what products or stylist tools to use to achieve "a silky smooth mane" just like hers. DUMB ASSES! It's a freakin' WEAVE!!
By Piquebu, on 3:58 PM
I don't care how much they try to pretty up Nelly Furtado, she's going to always look better 20 lbs. heavier like she was about 7 years ago. She looks like a meth addict whenever she doesn't wear a lot of makeup.
By Anonymous, on 5:53 PM
joejoe, Chad Smith was the session drummer on Taking The Long Way, he wasn't just sitting in. he drums for a lot of people.
By charlie b., on 5:53 PM
Charlie B,
Thanks for the info. I learn something new everyday. Chad is one of my fav drummers and a considerable influence on my own playing.
The folks over at DrummerWorld.com need to expand their info on Chad's body of work beyond 'performed with: Red Hot Chili Peppers.....and many more'. I'm curious as to what other Chadfunk I've been missing out on. ;)
(And I am less embarrassed to lapdrum along with my GF's 'Taking The Long Way' CD.....hahahhaha)
By joejoe, on 6:16 PM
Scarlette Johanson looks amazing every time. I'm a straight female and she turns me on. On the other hand, ff I was walking in a dark alley way and I saw Fergi I'd get ready for the anal probe ...
By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM
I cannot believe Fergie is 31. She looks like a fifty-year-old who injected a fair amount of Botox, but accidently missed a few too many lines.
By Anonymous, on 8:02 PM
do you see how fergie's hairline is almost touching her eyebrows? weird...
By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
do you see how fergie's hairline is almost touching her eyebrows? weird...
By Anonymous, on 10:31 PM
fergie looks like a pile of donkey shit , scarlett johansen GORGEOUS as always very sexy ,,,,BEUGLYASS jz g/f just plain disgusting ,,, nelly furtado uglyfied with that drees thats been
in a paper shredder ugly bitch and yes THE DIXIE CHICKS KICKED MAJOR ASS good for them yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww
By Anonymous, on 12:38 AM
Fergie has like..NO FOREHEAD! And a REALLY hairy face. It's creeping me the fuck out.
I think Johanssen looks really pretty here.
Beyonce has a pretty face and hot body, but yeah, her wigs and outfits lately have been awful.
Nelly Fertado looks like a twelve-year-old boy in drag.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 AM
I know its been said before, but I'll repeat:
I would estimate that out of 10 female celebs, about 6 of them are wearing hair extensions of some kind.
And frankly, the white-girl weaves are the worst. They usu. mix with their own hair, but the color and texture NEVER match. See: Paris Hilton, Shitney, Xtina (worst offender) and Jessica Simpleton.
And yet, folks rarely, if ever, observe this. But if its Beyonce or Tyra, all of a sudden everybody is a weave-expert. Interesting.
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
For the record lace front wigs have been around for a while, worn by both white and black celebs so that you don't damage your own hair with the 24/7 hot styling and dye jobs. They have only now become known to the public recently. They start off around 600$ and that is considered the 'bargain bin' price. That lesson was free of charge, by the way.
By Jj, on 9:10 AM
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