international sex symbol no. but say what you will, i would still motorboat those tig ol' bitties any day. and that's just for starters... shoot, by the time i got done with her she'd be hurtin for certain!
Ugh. Close your damn mouth, Jessucka. It's like the bitch is begging for someone to slip a dick in there. And the surprised, "deer caught in headlights look"... Why is she considered sexy?
She finally dyed her hair to a color closer to her natural shade. OMG it's a miracle. She looks better with dark hair. Now if she would just stop letting Britney Spears do her makeup.
Not sure what's up with all the open-mouth shots -- but looks like she's never had a cavity. LOL
I just hope that the overpuffed lips are an indication that she'll end up going the Lolo Ferrari route and end up getting insanely huge implants and doing hardcore, multiple-penetration porn.
Yikes, her gut is pushing out the top of her pants! Yuck! In the last photo, it looks like something weird is behind her ear, maybe her extension clips were falling out or her wig was out of wack.
Piquebu "Not sure what's up with all the open-mouth shots -- but looks like she's never had a cavity. LOL"
They all have their fillings changed to white fillings when they are famous...another reason for us "normal" people to feel ugly... I think she may be suffering from lock-jaw or a mild form of retardation...someone please call the Department of MR/DD and advocate for this girl.
I'm embarrassed to admit I watched that Nick and Jessica show and there's an episode where she has to go to the dentist to get a bunch of cavities filled because she "never" goes to the dentist. Nick got all grossed out about it.
"They all have their fillings changed to white fillings when they are famous...another reason for us "normal" people to feel ugly..." 11:57 AM
Well I had a cavity filled when I was like 12 and they asked me right then and there if I wanted a shiny silver filing or if I wanted it covered over with white. I chose white. Cause I didn't want to feel ugly I guess.
Didn't you guys know that "Coked out Hooker" was the New hot look of Spring 07?
Red Carpet Fashion Host: "Jessica is wearing the Hooker look great of course. She even has the open mouth technique down, ready to gobble that cock if you pay her enough. She has the hooker look in the bag."
I knew that girl should of gone into pornography instead of singing when I first saw her years ago. Guess she is slowly making her way there of course.
Perez Hilton, close personal friend of Paris Hilton, refuses to repudiate Paris Hilton's racist and homophobic views and statements. We have launched a boycott of his advertisers, who financially support racism and homophobia via their advertising dollars.
The boycott against Perez Hilton’s advertisers is working. One-half of his advertisers, including Universal Studios, pulled their advertising from his website over the weekend.
Perez has banned the organizers of the boycott from posting on his website, so we are using alternative means to get the message out, including the comments section of DListed, the comments section of The Hollywood Lawyer, and the Rants and Raves section of the LA craigslist.
If you do not want to support racism and homophobia, we ask that you email MTV, Perez Hilton’s largest advertiser, to tell them you are boycotting MTV until they pull their ads from your website. To accomplish this, please email the following paragraph to shopsupport@mtv.com
“Dear MTV:
I am boycotting all of your programming and products because you advertise on Perez Hilton’s website. By his failure to condemn Paris Hilton’s racist and homophobic statements, Perez Hilton supports racism and homophobic. By your financial support of Perez Hilton’s website via your advertising on his website, you support racism and homophobia as well. Accordingly, unless and until you pull all advertising from Perez Hilton’s website:
-I am boycotting your programming and products. -I am encouraging each of my friends and each of my family members to boycott your programming and products.”
Feel free to email ALL of Perez Hilton’s remaining advertisers to advise them that you are boycotting their products as long as they advertise on Perez Hilton’s website. You can easily accomplish this by taking the following steps (which takes all of about 10 minutes):
Endless Shoes: Put http://www.endless.com/gp/css/contact/104-3617929-8938316 in your browser, then complete the form and cut and paste the paragraph below into your email.
Gay.com: Put http://www.gay.com/help/ in your browser and hit the “E-mail us” button, and cut and paste the paragraph below into your email.
Dudetube: Put http://dudetube.blogspot.com/ in your browser, and email the paragraph set forth below to the proprietor of the blog
Ginch Gonch: Put http://www.ginchgonch.com/web/Ginch~Gonch/Ginch~Gonch~Site/web/index.html in your browser, hit the Contact button, and cut and paste the paragraph below into your email.
American Laser Centers: Call them for free at 877-252-8922 and read them the pargraph set forth below.
Annie’s Edibles: Email the pargraph set forth below to info@anniesedibles.com
Tripping Tees: Insert http://www.trippintees.com/contact_us.php in your browser, and cut and paste the paragraph below into your emai l.
Here’s the paragraph to put in your emails:
“Dear Perez Hilton Advertiser:
I am boycotting all of your products because you advertise on Perez Hilton’s website. By his failure to condemn Paris Hilton’s racist and homophobic statements, Perez Hilton supports racism and homophobia. By your financial support of Perez Hilton’s website via your advertising on his website, you support racism and homophobia as well. Accordingly, unless and until you pull all advertising from Perez Hilton’s website:
-I am boycotting each of your products. -I am encouraging each of my friends and each of my family members to boycott each of your products.”
Our objective is to cut off Perez’s cash flow by next weekend. Half of his advertisers have already fled. Let’s cause the remainder of his advertisers to do the right thing!
does SHE still have a tag in HER outfit too?? In a few of those on her left side in her shirt- looks like there is a white tag still in there..P.s Yes, she re-did her lips.
are we sure that's not her nipple? it's there in every shot... that hair piece is really cheap. it looks so dry, dull and lifeless compared the the chick with her, and you can see the clips falling out by her ear. what a shame, she seems like a nice girl.
Why is her lower lip sagging on left and right side? She has enough money to pay a good doctor to do her lip injections, or has pimp daddy taken all of her money and been sending her to Mexico for her facial work.
boy she really can't keep her mouth shut ... ugh ... she looks terrible ... she must be still shocked that nick found someone much cuter than her ugly butt ... ugh ...
WTF! WHY is her mouth open on every pic? She looks like a dayum fish! LMAO! She is always doing some dumb shit. Nick Shouldnt have never married her dumb ass!
70 Comments:
So nice of Jared Leto to do her make-up for her.
By joejoe, on 10:48 AM
international sex symbol no. but say what you will, i would still motorboat those tig ol' bitties any day. and that's just for starters... shoot, by the time i got done with her she'd be hurtin for certain!
By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
Ugh. Close your damn mouth, Jessucka. It's like the bitch is begging for someone to slip a dick in there. And the surprised, "deer caught in headlights look"...
Why is she considered sexy?
Oh, yeah her boobs.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
Why the fuck is her mouth always gaping like a dying goldfish?
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
The faces, the makeup...
The PANTS.
Ken Paves should be shot for allowing her to go out the door looking like that.
Oh, and 10:50...call me. We'll do breakfast.
By Vigilante, on 10:56 AM
Did she get her lips injected again???
By CheeryBitch, on 11:00 AM
I guess they told her for the lip injections to take evenly, keep them open wide.
By Tazznum1, on 11:00 AM
she looks SCARY.
she gained weigth since her "boots were made for walking" days
that's what it telling us people.. loose too much weight, u gain it right back..
especially she mentioned that she worked out 6 hours a day for that movie then. I bet now, she works out less.. so that along will have an effect.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
She finally dyed her hair to a color closer to her natural shade. OMG it's a miracle. She looks better with dark hair. Now if she would just stop letting Britney Spears do her makeup.
Not sure what's up with all the open-mouth shots -- but looks like she's never had a cavity. LOL
By Piquebu, on 11:07 AM
"Oh, and 10:50...call me. We'll do breakfast."
ROFLMAO @ Vigilante
By Piquebu, on 11:08 AM
Jessica has a bigger dick than Ken Paves.
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
I just hope that the overpuffed lips are an indication that she'll end up going the Lolo Ferrari route and end up getting insanely huge implants and doing hardcore, multiple-penetration porn.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
I like how disinterested that guy in the sixth picture looks. Jessica can't even impress a regular guy.
By Brandy, on 11:29 AM
Yikes, her gut is pushing out the top of her pants! Yuck! In the last photo, it looks like something weird is behind her ear, maybe her extension clips were falling out or her wig was out of wack.
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
Hey Jessica,
The raccoons called. They want their makeup back.
By jeditemple, on 11:34 AM
She may be kinda fugly but I've never seen a tranny look even half as good as her.
By Tim, on 11:36 AM
I live in San Francisco and I see better looking and more feminine looking trannies every day.
She's disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
yes, jessica, we know you can fit 3 dicks in your mouth simultaneously. time to stop bragging.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
whoa! her pants ate her feet!
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
Piquebu
"Not sure what's up with all the open-mouth shots -- but looks like she's never had a cavity. LOL"
They all have their fillings changed to white fillings when they are famous...another reason for us "normal" people to feel ugly...
I think she may be suffering from lock-jaw or a mild form of retardation...someone please call the Department of MR/DD and advocate for this girl.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
I'm embarrassed to admit I watched that Nick and Jessica show and there's an episode where she has to go to the dentist to get a bunch of cavities filled because she "never" goes to the dentist. Nick got all grossed out about it.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
"They all have their fillings changed to white fillings when they are famous...another reason for us "normal" people to feel ugly..."
11:57 AM
Well I had a cavity filled when I was like 12 and they asked me right then and there if I wanted a shiny silver filing or if I wanted it covered over with white. I chose white. Cause I didn't want to feel ugly I guess.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
Didn't you guys know that "Coked out Hooker" was the New hot look of Spring 07?
Red Carpet Fashion Host:
"Jessica is wearing the Hooker look great of course. She even has the open mouth technique down, ready to gobble that cock if you pay her enough. She has the hooker look in the bag."
I knew that girl should of gone into pornography instead of singing when I first saw her years ago. Guess she is slowly making her way there of course.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
there are better looking sex dolls. maybe she got a sunstroke caused by too much solarium...
omg it's so embarrassing even to look at her.
By scarry jerry, on 12:35 PM
I feel sorry for the guy in photo 7.
He's just a parking valet trying to get his work done and has no idea why the transexual is dryhumping his thigh.
By joejoe, on 12:42 PM
I think she maybe got a(nother) blow to the head? It might explain all the wonky open-mouth shots and wretched makeup...but I doubt it.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
Perez Hilton, close personal friend of Paris Hilton, refuses to repudiate Paris Hilton's racist and homophobic views and statements. We have launched a boycott of his advertisers, who financially support racism and homophobia via their advertising dollars.
The boycott against Perez Hilton’s advertisers is working. One-half of his advertisers, including Universal Studios, pulled their advertising from his website over the weekend.
Perez has banned the organizers of the boycott from posting on his website, so we are using alternative means to get the message out, including the comments section of DListed, the comments section of The Hollywood Lawyer, and the Rants and Raves section of the LA craigslist.
If you do not want to support racism and homophobia, we ask that you email MTV, Perez Hilton’s largest advertiser, to tell them you are boycotting MTV until they pull their ads from your website. To accomplish this, please email the following paragraph to shopsupport@mtv.com
“Dear MTV:
I am boycotting all of your programming and products because you advertise on Perez Hilton’s website. By his failure to condemn Paris Hilton’s racist and homophobic statements, Perez Hilton supports racism and homophobic. By your financial support of Perez Hilton’s website via your advertising on his website, you support racism and homophobia as well. Accordingly, unless and until you pull all advertising from Perez Hilton’s website:
-I am boycotting your programming and products.
-I am encouraging each of my friends and each of my family members to boycott your programming and products.”
Feel free to email ALL of Perez Hilton’s remaining advertisers to advise them that you are boycotting their products as long as they advertise on Perez Hilton’s website. You can easily accomplish this by taking the following steps (which takes all of about 10 minutes):
Endless Shoes: Put http://www.endless.com/gp/css/contact/104-3617929-8938316 in your browser, then complete the form and cut and paste the paragraph below into your email.
Gay.com: Put http://www.gay.com/help/ in your browser and hit the “E-mail us” button, and cut and paste the paragraph below into your email.
Dudetube: Put http://dudetube.blogspot.com/ in your browser, and email the paragraph set forth below to the proprietor of the blog
Ginch Gonch: Put http://www.ginchgonch.com/web/Ginch~Gonch/Ginch~Gonch~Site/web/index.html in your browser, hit the Contact button, and cut and paste the paragraph below into your email.
American Laser Centers: Call them for free at 877-252-8922 and read them the pargraph set forth below.
Annie’s Edibles: Email the pargraph set forth below to info@anniesedibles.com
Tripping Tees: Insert http://www.trippintees.com/contact_us.php in your browser, and cut and paste the paragraph below into your emai l.
Here’s the paragraph to put in your emails:
“Dear Perez Hilton Advertiser:
I am boycotting all of your products because you advertise on Perez Hilton’s website. By his failure to condemn Paris Hilton’s racist and homophobic statements, Perez Hilton supports racism and homophobia. By your financial support of Perez Hilton’s website via your advertising on his website, you support racism and homophobia as well. Accordingly, unless and until you pull all advertising from Perez Hilton’s website:
-I am boycotting each of your products.
-I am encouraging each of my friends and each of my family members to boycott each of your products.”
Our objective is to cut off Perez’s cash flow by next weekend. Half of his advertisers have already fled. Let’s cause the remainder of his advertisers to do the right thing!
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
she looks pretty hott in pic 7
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
^ gross
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
Ummm, did you notice you can see her nip in the shot in the bottom row, second from the left.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
It's not her nip, that's a shadow. We've already seen her nips before in other pics. Her nips are lower on her saggy boobs.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
Egad. I normally don't click on the Jessica photos to make them larger, but I did this time. I'll never make that mistake again.
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
Thanks to Jessica, Marilyn Manson doesn't look so weird anymore.
By jennifer c., on 1:32 PM
She looks like Shirley Q. Liquor. What is up with her skin tone?
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
The girl in the background in Pic 2 looks like Gisele. If that's the case, Jessica is wearing 10" heels.
By Piquebu, on 2:20 PM
she looks like a porn star.. .notice how in every picture her mouth is wide open... its like she's practicing for her oral close up!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
She looks like a tranny porn star. There's no way this girl was born a girl.
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
Todd...fess up my man.
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
Fucking christ you'd seriosuly have to be fag to think this transvestite is a hottie. Does she tuck her dick or did she have a sex change already.
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
Um, where are her feet?
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
Big tits don't matter if the rest of you is fugly, unless you're a loser who can't get decent looking chicks to fuck you.
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
What the fuck is she doing?
By Anonymous, on 3:17 PM
Who is that ugly man in photo #6?
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
Who is that ugly man in photo #6?
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
OK, she really REALLY needs to just close her mouth. Really.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
She must be purposely opening her mouth so the pictures can't be sold? Or something? What the hell....she looks's retarded.
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
She's obviously on her way to the shit-smeared blow-up doll convention.
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
I guess this would be a good time to bust out the paper bag.
She needs to shut her big hippo mouth before Ken Paves falls in it.
By Lily, on 4:09 PM
does SHE still have a tag in HER outfit too?? In a few of those on her left side in her shirt- looks like there is a white tag still in there..P.s Yes, she re-did her lips.
By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM
are we sure that's not her nipple? it's there in every shot...
that hair piece is really cheap. it looks so dry, dull and lifeless compared the the chick with her, and you can see the clips falling out by her ear. what a shame, she seems like a nice girl.
By peppermint, on 4:28 PM
She's beginning to resemble the scary redhead from the Pusssycat Dolls...
By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
why the fuck doesn't she close her mouth
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
I think that is her nipple showing in the second pic in the bottom row, but my eyes must be bad bc that looks like Ashlee behind her, sorta
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
Why is her lower lip sagging on left and right side? She has enough money to pay a good doctor to do her lip injections, or has pimp daddy taken all of her money and been sending her to Mexico for her facial work.
By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
Uhhhh, am I the only person here who sees the resemblance to Carrot Top?
http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/11/carrot_top_face.html
By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
lmao@chestica bwuahahaha
By prettyboy, on 7:01 PM
boy she really can't keep her mouth shut ... ugh ... she looks terrible ... she must be still shocked that nick found someone much cuter than her ugly butt ... ugh ...
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
Anonymous said...
Jessica has a bigger dick than Ken Paves.
11:08 AM
KEN PAVES HAS A PENIS????????????
By VALERIE, on 7:54 PM
Nice deodorant stain in pic 5.
By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM
Somewhere Carrot Top is leaping for joy that his long lost twin sister has been found.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 PM
she is f***ing hot better then that innacent look..and notice all the pictures she has BJ mouth going on.....NICE>>>>>>>>>>>>
By Anonymous, on 6:08 AM
2:01: LMFAO @ "Shirley Q. Liquor." Never thought of that.
"Axe yo' momma how she durrin'!"
By Jennifer C., on 7:39 AM
this uggly whore could blow King Kong. Stupid whore think she is funny!
By Anonymous, on 8:09 AM
Why cant this bitch ever get her fucking pants hemmed!?!?!?!?!
By Anonymous, on 8:28 AM
I confirm the nippage!
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
When you can't close your mouth it's usually a sign that you should stop sucking so much cock, cum-guzzling whore.
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
Holy geez, she's got the skin tone of an Oompah Loompah.
By stephanie, on 8:58 PM
WTF! WHY is her mouth open on every pic? She looks like a dayum fish! LMAO! She is always doing some dumb shit. Nick Shouldnt have never married her dumb ass!
By Anonymous, on 10:04 PM
it looks like she got ghetto for a minute she ws saying HEYYYYYYYYY WAT UP and who the hell is that ugly big nose pizza face dude ???
By Anonymous, on 11:04 PM
Evey time I see a pic with her mouth open like that, I wish someone would throw a pile of dog shit in it!
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
Post a Comment
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com