hate to break it to ya, pal, but this is what *most* girls look like w/out makeup on. only really hot supermodels truly look really good w/out wearing any makeup.
but if you wanna put kelly up there w/ the supermodels to bring her down, that's fine... just don't be mad when some chick expects you to be as hung as all the guys she sees in pornos, and then is totally disappointed that you don't even come close to living up to her standards...
I think that Todd has a boner for Kelly secretly. He writes bad things about her because at one point, he stood in line for hours to get her to autograph the CD he bought. He got 3 people away and got excited. 2 People away from her, even more excited. Then he was next in line to get her autograph and she had to leave. He never got to shake her hand..........and he would never forgive her for it.
I guess you guys just like cracking on her...that's what these sites are for so...whatever. Go for it. Personally, I think the fact that she goes out sans make-up/hair/wardrobe, knowing she will be photographed, is a testimony to her self-esteem. She knows who she is inside as well as how talented she is and doesn't really care what us bitches who want to talk about her exterior have to say about it. That's pretty cool. I like her more now. Does anybody know: who is the man she is standing with? Curious...
If we keep being subjected to pictures of celebrities looking like *that*, we will stop visiting these sites. This is taking schadenfreude to new heights, even for me. She's the opposite of 'easy on the eyes'. And most girls to do NOT look like that without make-up on. Shudder.
id hate to be a "famous" person, wearing make-up all the time would make me feel like a clown...she looks like a normal girl without any make-up on, don't these people deserve a break?...and isn't she at the airport or something? who the hell wears make-up at the airport and why...you're on a plane for hours and hours sweating or freezing...your mascara would either melt or dry cake your eyes and make them so stiff...screw that!
@ 7:41 I'd rather look Kelly Clarkson than most horrible looking things too but that doesn't make Kelly any less ugly. SHe just not as ugly and gross as the other stuff you wrote.
True, she may be a bit moon faced, and plain looking without makeup. And she is dressed very garage sale chic, BUT- (and you knew it was coming) at least she is normal, drug free, healthy, and happy.
-And not exposing her private parts, or groping some D-listed actor, or making racial slurs, or accidentally releasing a sex video, or attention whoring at every opening, or sleeping her way to the top, or getting involved in politics, or selling acne products, or in drug rehab, or ......well......you have to give the girl some credit here.
Kelly Clarkson fans aren't even logical when defending her and that's what's so funny to me. I love to read their comments and laugh at how dumb they sound. It's fun.
Dorky, yes. But who cares, really. There is no coke around her nostrils,she's not shoving her va-jay-jay in our face daily, and no one is pissing on her for sport. Also, whether you're a fan of her music or not, at least she is not famous for her frequently recurrent herpes, abortions, and sex tapes (hint, hint, paris). She actually works for a living.
kelly girl fans, you've got to stop insulting "most girls". the average girl is more attractive than kelly looks right now. some women actually look better chubby (like Oprah, who's looked scary at her thinnest). kelly looks better when she's not. she's got a pug nose and a round face, and it looks far less attractive when fat takes away the few angles she has in the first place. a round seat cushion for a face isn't attractive, and it's not what most girls look like.
Big fat pig nose, short stumpy body, and dog ugly face. Yeah, she really looks like average girls if you live on a farm and everyone on the farm looks like half pig/half dog people.
no, she's not super hot by any means, but if you type in 'kelly clarkson' under google images, you will come up with plenty of pics of her looking cute. just as cute as any other celebrity who has had her hair and makeup professionally done.
so she wasn't born some naturally gorgeous girl... most girls won't... but, just like most normal looking girls, she cleans up pretty well...
She looks terrible, people. Hands-down-run-over-by-a-Peterbilt terrible.
Let's do some comparisons, shall we? Compared to the OLD GUY next to her she looks like bloated death. Even the woman behind her in the pink scarf has better skin tone.
She looks like she needs a double kidney transplant. She looks SICK.
My theory? It's the orange scarf. People who are in the public eye who insist going out without makeup should really invest in items that compliment their natural skin tone, not ones that detract from it and make them look like two day old dog shit.
She really doesn't look too fat anymore, maybe chubby in a Kelly Orsborne way...but she definitely looks like a dyke. There is no doubt in my mind that she does not like men.
Prettyboy, that was well done, but I guarantee 99% of this audience will not get the reference.
You suck dude. She is cute. I'm sick of skinny and glamorous. What is wrong with a real person being famous and being a mentor to our kids? I agree 100% with "chilly." She won American Idol - a singing contest. She did not win Miss America. Give her a break. Would you rather she look like a Las Vegas whore like Lil' Kim?
it's truly a guy's nightmare when kelly fans say she's a role model for girls. she slims down, works hard at looking nice with makeup and flattering outfits, wins american idol, then pulls the ripcord and turns into a fat no-makeup fug-outfit-wearing "i aint gonna try just for you" trisomy21 troll. it's exactly like what A LOT of girls do when approaching their barbiedoll princess wedding day, vs. afterwards. it's not about eating disorders (she was never thin), it's about laziness.
Gad, she's put on a ton of weight since deep throating that hot dog on the beach last year! You don't have to be super skinny or even skinny for that matter. To compare her to the "normal person" when the norm in our society is overweight is stupidity. A lot of people that have the extra poundage simply don't have enough time~between kids, working etc~to work out like they should. What's her excuse? She could have a trainer come to her house and rouse her fat ass off the couch and at least get into some sort of shape (that doesn't resemble a beach ball that is...)
As someone who is generally against the idea that women are expected to slather themselves in makeup to be "attractive" while men can roll out of bed without even washing and still have women drool over their "scruffy sex appeal":
she really needs to do something about all that...business.
I won't even state the obvious about her looks but what's with her "talent" you guys are always pointing out? She has no whatsoever talent or abilities in making music and her voice is a shrieking catastrophe. If there weren't professionals providing her with music and sound you'd be hearing her in a karaoke bar. And that's the closest she would ever come to performing music because she lacks any ability to be a musician. In that way she's Britney Spears, just even a lot less attractive. The only thing working for her is that she seems to have become a gallionfigure for the fat, ugly and less deserving.
Well, there's me. And Brandy, and Jenny. And the girl from In 'N Out (not the skanky one with the nipple chains, the homely one with dark rimmed glasses. She's a total freak in the bedroom).
And Adriana Lima...
HOLY SHIT! TOOD! I almost forgot about Adriana! You cut open that cake I sent you yesterday, right? 'Cuz I think the guy said she only had about three hours' worth of air in there!
ya i agree with the person above me. you cant look good ALLLL the time, and kelly clarkson's filled with talent. and shes not fat at all, people like nicole richie and the olsen twins are wayyy too skinny, are u saying that teenage girls should look like them now?
um wow. she is terrible. i mean, no women really look too stellar without makeup on....but 99.9% of the population aren't famous. she is. for now. someone needs to get her and britney need to get together and and do a presentation on makeup and decency.
What is wrong with you lot? Firstly she is NOT fat. She looks healthy, but sadly now in LA LA land they are convincing us that "normal" is a size 0/00, which quite frankly is completely disturbing and disgusting. So what if she's not wearing make-up? Who gives a crap? You people need to focus on something other than appearances, its shallow AND pathetic!
I'm so sick of people ripping on Kelly, especially when they call her fat. She is just right and it's nice to see a woman with some meat on her bones for a change. I know a few will agree with me that she is perfect just the way she is.
If you want a freaking bag of bones, go look up the Olsen Twins or "Fire Crotch" Lohan.
9:08 is on the money. that's why you don't ever marry them. you bang 'em and move on to the next one. all girls who get hot for their wedding then go to lard - remember - after divorce, we are "eligible bachelors" while you are yesterday's garbage. treat 'em like a paper towel - use them once and throw them AWAY.
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Doesn't she look like the secret twin of T.R. Knight?
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
maybe she thinks looking that bad is a disguise....
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
This must have been Jenny's birthday present to Todd. :)
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
hate to break it to ya, pal, but this is what *most* girls look like w/out makeup on. only really hot supermodels truly look really good w/out wearing any makeup.
but if you wanna put kelly up there w/ the supermodels to bring her down, that's fine... just don't be mad when some chick expects you to be as hung as all the guys she sees in pornos, and then is totally disappointed that you don't even come close to living up to her standards...
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
just put on makeup. these people know they are going to be photographed, so just put some effort in so you don't look like shit.
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
fuck off 5:43. i never look like that without make up. don't call me ugly like kelly. she's not a pretty girl. she's a talented singer and that's it.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
Give her a break, she looks feminine.
Well, feminine in comparison to the groom at a lesbian wedding.
I'll bet money that this Kelly pees standing up. Kelly IS a unisex name afterall.
By joejoe, on 5:50 PM
(anonymous 5:43) Supermodels look like shit without makeup and hairl stylists, so you don't even know what you're talking about.
By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM
I think that Todd has a boner for Kelly secretly. He writes bad things about her because at one point, he stood in line for hours to get her to autograph the CD he bought. He got 3 people away and got excited. 2 People away from her, even more excited. Then he was next in line to get her autograph and she had to leave. He never got to shake her hand..........and he would never forgive her for it.
Todd, let Jenny write. She's better at it.
By Josh, on 6:01 PM
Britney could orchestrate her entire comeback simply by hiring Kelly to stand next to her whenever she went outside.
"hate to break it to ya, pal, but this is what *most* girls look like w/out makeup on."
Most girls look like that? Oh, you must live in that town populated by chubby down-syndrome midgets.
By Anonymous, on 6:07 PM
Todd! You big meanie! That's not Kelly Clarkson!
That's JON CRYER!
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
I guess you guys just like cracking on her...that's what these sites are for so...whatever. Go for it.
Personally, I think the fact that she goes out sans make-up/hair/wardrobe, knowing she will be photographed, is a testimony to her self-esteem. She knows who she is inside as well as how talented she is and doesn't really care what us bitches who want to talk about her exterior have to say about it. That's pretty cool. I like her more now.
Does anybody know: who is the man she is standing with? Curious...
By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
Right on the fucking money, Todd. Homegirl needs to exercise and put on a little bronzer while she's at it.
By Exangel, on 6:52 PM
Todd, that ain't no paperboy from the 1800s, silly. Paperboys were skinny.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
5:52 I'm with you....supermodels do not look good without makeup...they are as plain or plainer than the rest of us...supermodels have super help...
By Anonymous, on 7:09 PM
If we keep being subjected to pictures of celebrities looking like *that*, we will stop visiting these sites. This is taking schadenfreude to new heights, even for me. She's the opposite of 'easy on the eyes'. And most girls to do NOT look like that without make-up on. Shudder.
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
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By Anonymous, on 7:22 PM
Yuck. If she were slightly green whe would look just like Princess Fiona!
Even so, she is still better looking than Britney.
By Lord Fuckwad, on 7:37 PM
whatev... i'd rather look at kelly clarkson w/out makeup than paris/lindsey/britney's cooch any day.
... or mischa bartons man's saggy balls, for that matter.
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
i think she looks cute once she's sat down w/ a stylist for her hair and makeup... not pretty, but cute.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM
id hate to be a "famous" person, wearing make-up all the time would make me feel like a clown...she looks like a normal girl without any make-up on, don't these people deserve a break?...and isn't she at the airport or something? who the hell wears make-up at the airport and why...you're on a plane for hours and hours sweating or freezing...your mascara would either melt or dry cake your eyes and make them so stiff...screw that!
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
^ It's obvious the 3 posts above this one were all written by the same person.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
@ 7:41 I'd rather look Kelly Clarkson than most horrible looking things too but that doesn't make Kelly any less ugly. SHe just not as ugly and gross as the other stuff you wrote.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
please sir, may i 'ave some 'ore??
By prettyboy, on 8:27 PM
Well since it's not a public appearance she can wear wtf she wants and look anyway she wants. it's a free country.
She never marketed herself like Paris or Jessica, not a sexbot.
By Anonymous, on 8:47 PM
True, she may be a bit moon faced, and plain looking without makeup. And she is dressed very garage sale chic, BUT- (and you knew it was coming) at least she is normal, drug free, healthy, and happy.
-And not exposing her private parts, or groping some D-listed actor, or making racial slurs, or accidentally releasing a sex video, or attention whoring at every opening, or sleeping her way to the top, or getting involved in politics, or selling acne products, or in drug
rehab, or ......well......you have to give the girl some credit here.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
Kelly Clarkson fans aren't even logical when defending her and that's what's so funny to me. I love to read their comments and laugh at how dumb they sound. It's fun.
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
everyday she starts to look more and more like TR Knight
By Anonymous, on 9:27 PM
Dorky, yes. But who cares, really. There is no coke around her nostrils,she's not shoving her va-jay-jay in our face daily, and no one is pissing on her for sport. Also, whether you're a fan of her music or not, at least she is not famous for her frequently recurrent herpes, abortions, and sex tapes (hint, hint, paris). She actually works for a living.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 PM
kelly girl fans, you've got to stop insulting "most girls". the average girl is more attractive than kelly looks right now. some women actually look better chubby (like Oprah, who's looked scary at her thinnest). kelly looks better when she's not. she's got a pug nose and a round face, and it looks far less attractive when fat takes away the few angles she has in the first place. a round seat cushion for a face isn't attractive, and it's not what most girls look like.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 PM
Big fat pig nose, short stumpy body, and dog ugly face. Yeah, she really looks like average girls if you live on a farm and everyone on the farm looks like half pig/half dog people.
By Anonymous, on 10:05 PM
no, she's not super hot by any means, but if you type in 'kelly clarkson' under google images, you will come up with plenty of pics of her looking cute. just as cute as any other celebrity who has had her hair and makeup professionally done.
so she wasn't born some naturally gorgeous girl... most girls won't... but, just like most normal looking girls, she cleans up pretty well...
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
"or selling acne products,"
8:56 Kelly Clarkson does Proactiv acne medicine commercials! Her disgusting acne face is on TV selling that shit all the time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1FzfMDrdY0
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
Wow. She looks like she should be taking my toll-booth money and telling me to have "a nice one."
By Anonymous, on 10:21 PM
I look better than Kelly without makeup and I am no celebrity or super model. I just take care of myself better...even with less money.
And don't come telling me "ohhh she's a talented singer...blah blah" well I am talented, too....and probably better in bed.
she's not cute. face it. and she should know better because she knows that people will be taking her picture constantly
By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM
I'd still hit it. Most white girls are great in the sack. Especially if they look as homely as her.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM
She looks like a Leukemia patient :(
By Ell, on 11:23 PM
Reality (show) check, She won American Idol not Miss America. It's good she has a positive body image, but Make up would not kill her.
I kinda like the fact that she doesn't give a shit what people think just cause she's a celebrity (but I still wouldnt bang her).
By Chilly, on 11:37 PM
how is her ASS doing she has a big round ass right or did she lost that too
By Anonymous, on 1:03 AM
Anonymous said...
Wow. She looks like she should be taking my toll-booth money and telling me to have "a nice one."
10:21 PM
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:12 AM
She looks terrible, people. Hands-down-run-over-by-a-Peterbilt terrible.
Let's do some comparisons, shall we? Compared to the OLD GUY next to her she looks like bloated death. Even the woman behind her in the pink scarf has better skin tone.
She looks like she needs a double kidney transplant. She looks SICK.
My theory? It's the orange scarf. People who are in the public eye who insist going out without makeup should really invest in items that compliment their natural skin tone, not ones that detract from it and make them look like two day old dog shit.
By Vigilante, on 5:35 AM
She really doesn't look too fat anymore, maybe chubby in a Kelly Orsborne way...but she definitely looks like a dyke. There is no doubt in my mind that she does not like men.
Prettyboy, that was well done, but I guarantee 99% of this audience will not get the reference.
By J-Bird, on 6:50 AM
You suck dude. She is cute. I'm sick of skinny and glamorous. What is wrong with a real person being famous and being a mentor to our kids? I agree 100% with "chilly." She won American Idol - a singing contest. She did not win Miss America. Give her a break. Would you rather she look like a Las Vegas whore like Lil' Kim?
By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM
I think she is cute actually. I like her looks.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM
I think she is cute actually. I like the way she looks.
By Anonymous, on 8:47 AM
it's truly a guy's nightmare when kelly fans say she's a role model for girls. she slims down, works hard at looking nice with makeup and flattering outfits, wins american idol, then pulls the ripcord and turns into a fat no-makeup fug-outfit-wearing "i aint gonna try just for you" trisomy21 troll. it's exactly like what A LOT of girls do when approaching their barbiedoll princess wedding day, vs. afterwards. it's not about eating disorders (she was never thin), it's about laziness.
By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
Gad, she's put on a ton of weight since deep throating that hot dog on the beach last year!
You don't have to be super skinny or even skinny for that matter. To compare her to the "normal person" when the norm in our society is overweight is stupidity. A lot of people that have the extra poundage simply don't have enough time~between kids, working etc~to work out like they should. What's her excuse? She could have a trainer come to her house and rouse her fat ass off the couch and at least get into some sort of shape (that doesn't resemble a beach ball that is...)
By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM
As someone who is generally against the idea that women are expected to slather themselves in makeup to be "attractive" while men can roll out of bed without even washing and still have women drool over their "scruffy sex appeal":
she really needs to do something about all that...business.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
I won't even state the obvious about her looks but what's with her "talent" you guys are always pointing out?
She has no whatsoever talent or abilities in making music and her voice is a shrieking catastrophe. If there weren't professionals providing her with music and sound you'd be hearing her in a karaoke bar. And that's the closest she would ever come to performing music because she lacks any ability to be a musician. In that way she's Britney Spears, just even a lot less attractive.
The only thing working for her is that she seems to have become a gallionfigure for the fat, ugly and less deserving.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
wow Todd you seem to have an obsession with this girl .. although you make it plainly obvious you dislike her.
Tell me do you get many women who reach your standards of perfection??
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
Well, there's me. And Brandy, and Jenny. And the girl from In 'N Out (not the skanky one with the nipple chains, the homely one with dark rimmed glasses. She's a total freak in the bedroom).
And Adriana Lima...
HOLY SHIT! TOOD! I almost forgot about Adriana! You cut open that cake I sent you yesterday, right? 'Cuz I think the guy said she only had about three hours' worth of air in there!
Whoops.
By Vigilante, on 11:25 AM
Leave her alone. She's not a skank like some pop idols and she has huge talent.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
lmao kelly clarkson fat?
unless your comparing her to like nicole richie ya maybe but calling her fat would just be calling most of the teens obese
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
ya i agree with the person above me. you cant look good ALLLL the time, and kelly clarkson's filled with talent. and shes not fat at all, people like nicole richie and the olsen twins are wayyy too skinny, are u saying that teenage girls should look like them now?
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
She looks like Mel Smith as the albino in The Princess Bride
By X24, on 3:39 PM
This looks like yet another case of "J-Kee Gyllenhaal" versus "Kayd Lang", you know, those gender-confused kids.
Now we have T.R. Clarkson and Kelly Knight as not only one, but two offended faggots.
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
um wow. she is terrible. i mean, no women really look too stellar without makeup on....but 99.9% of the population aren't famous. she is. for now. someone needs to get her and britney need to get together and and do a presentation on makeup and decency.
By CourtneyJade, on 4:02 PM
What is wrong with you lot? Firstly she is NOT fat. She looks healthy, but sadly now in LA LA land they are convincing us that "normal" is a size 0/00, which quite frankly is completely disturbing and disgusting.
So what if she's not wearing make-up? Who gives a crap? You people need to focus on something other than appearances, its shallow AND pathetic!
By Anonymous, on 12:43 AM
I'm so sick of people ripping on Kelly, especially when they call her fat. She is just right and it's nice to see a woman with some meat on her bones for a change. I know a few will agree with me that she is perfect just the way she is.
If you want a freaking bag of bones, go look up the Olsen Twins or "Fire Crotch" Lohan.
By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM
9:08 is on the money. that's why you don't ever marry them. you bang 'em and move on to the next one. all girls who get hot for their wedding then go to lard - remember - after divorce, we are "eligible bachelors" while you are yesterday's garbage. treat 'em like a paper towel - use them once and throw them AWAY.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
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