I wouldn't let her drive a bumper car. You know she'd be totally soused, probably injure some little kids, and rationalize it as "You're picking on me! I never killed anyone!"
I love how she mentions how certain hygeine products containing alcohol can be detected by this special bracelet she wears. We all know she doesn't use such products.
All kidding aside, that dress clashes with that police ankle bracelet. If she wanted to be more subtle, a long pair of black dress slacks would have been a better option. I guess to her though, it's a badge of honor.
I didn't realize that they had such Big Brother devices as the bracelet. If we had every drunk and drug addict wearing those, it'd become a fashion statement for people like Lohan and Hilton. Maybe we could arrange to have some C4 explosive worked into the device with a remote detonator.
Skankney needs that ankle bracelet! She obviously doesn't shower or shampoo, so it'll work great! Then all her retarded fans can stop saying we're picking on her or that the MEDIA is portraying her as a bad mother - when it's obvious she's a good one! (I heard that today...)
For someone like me . . . this level of control just isn't necessary."
WTF does THAT mean?!?!?! "For someone like me" as in "I don't have an alcohol problem" when she so clearly does? OR the more LIKELY "someone like me" as in "I'm a celebrity, I don't deserve this"
What a loser. 11:15 was right - overpriviledged idiot. Yeesh.
"overpriviledged, Hollywood idiot"? The chick was born in Texas and raised in the ghetto of Jersey man. she rocks and instead of posting selective parts, they could have shown the part where she was being more heartfelt. also, the whole thing is refreshing, to see a celeb speak for themselves for once!!
Love that sexy hairy armpit. I'd lick it and skeet on it. I have to say she looks much better in these pics; very womanly and dainty with none of the usual muscles she carries around. Biel is hot too when she's womanly like this but she kinda turns me off when she's all buff. I'd fuck my male friends if I wanted muscles....Chicks with muscles are almost always 99% bulldykes or at the very least switch hitters.
3:30, so tell us, what do you think she means by "someone like me"? She means a celebrity who shouldn't have to deal with the consequences of its actions. In other words, OVERPRIVILEGED HOLLYWOOD IDIOT.
It doesn't mean shit where a person CAME FROM, it matters what they are when they become famous! She's overprivileged, she's Hollywood, and she's an idiot. Case closed.
Debbie Harry is looking a bit rough, but I love her! I don't know what it is but I really like Michelle Rodriguez.
I think she is naturally beautiful and I even liked her in her she-male muscle phase too. She is barely wearing any makeup and she is really pretty, looking at Christina in comparison and you'd have to scrape her face off with a trowel.
She's a fucking bitch....she shouldn't be drinknig and driving, but she feels inconvenienced by everything?
What will it take for her to stop, when she finally fucking kills someone.
And btw, who cares where you came from, where you are, or where the fuck you are going, how you navigate yourself in your life is what matters.
Drinking and driving is evil and I don't care if she has the "poor me look where I came from" excuse that she latches onto at her fucking convenience. She needs to own up to what she has done and take the consequences like the man she is.
LOL! Come on people! She is a beautiful girl. She also has problems with drinking (but who doesn't, as I chug down a cocktail.) She deserves her punishment, and needs to deal with it. What I think is clever though, is the tagging on her bracelet. "George Orwell" "1984" Thats pretty funny. It's not horribly clever, but better than most celebs would pull. -Speaker
LOL! Come on people! She is a beautiful girl. She also has problems with drinking (but who doesn't, as I chug down a cocktail.) She deserves her punishment, and needs to deal with it. What I think is clever though, is the tagging on her bracelet. "George Orwell" "1984" Thats pretty funny. It's not horribly clever, but better than most celebs would pull. -Speaker
She is NOT a beautiful girl. She is an arrogant, self centered drunk who refuses to take responsibility for her drunken actions. They should have taken her to the morgue so she could see a body or two killed by going slow, under the speed limit. And then she should have been sent to jail for at least a year. She is not talented, and hopefully in a year or two she will not have a show business career at all.
What they should have done to scare her straight was let Brandi Norwood drive her around for an afternoon.
When the afternoon is over, and Mr. Michelle Rodriguez is frightened to the point of tears, the law enforcement officer says to her "as scary as that all was, Michelle, she's not even drunk. Thanks Brandi, see you tomorrow morning. Call me if you need directions to Nicole Ritchie's place."
I'm sure it would work.
Next up, a sober Liza Minelli speaking to drug-abusing teenagers.
Seeee, celebs can serve a creative function away from the cameras or recording studio...
28 Comments:
EWWW, that picture is so freaking gross..! Does she have a fetish for licking stinky armpits or what?
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
Her attempt at trying to stay in the media...
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
What a classic example of the overpriviledged, Hollywood idiot.
She's nowhere near cute enough to get away with being that stupid.
By Enoughalready, on 11:15 AM
I wouldn't let her drive a bumper car. You know she'd be totally soused, probably injure some little kids, and rationalize it as "You're picking on me! I never killed anyone!"
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
I love how she mentions how certain hygeine products containing alcohol can be detected by this special bracelet she wears. We all know she doesn't use such products.
All kidding aside, that dress clashes with that police ankle bracelet. If she wanted to be more subtle, a long pair of black dress slacks would have been a better option. I guess to her though, it's a badge of honor.
By Brandy, on 12:02 PM
Note to Michelle Rodriguez:
Licking your own armpit stubble is not sexy.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
I didn't realize that they had such Big Brother devices as the bracelet. If we had every drunk and drug addict wearing those, it'd become a fashion statement for people like Lohan and Hilton. Maybe we could arrange to have some C4 explosive worked into the device with a remote detonator.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
Skankney needs that ankle bracelet! She obviously doesn't shower or shampoo, so it'll work great! Then all her retarded fans can stop saying we're picking on her or that the MEDIA is portraying her as a bad mother - when it's obvious she's a good one! (I heard that today...)
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
Who in the fuck is this bitch & why should I care -- she's ugly as sin.. and why is she in the news instead of jail??
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
love love LOVE the GPS device. classy.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
I'd still lick the sweat off her armpit stubble...yummy!
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
who is this mexican female rocky balboa?
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
For someone like me . . . this level of control just isn't necessary."
WTF does THAT mean?!?!?! "For someone like me" as in "I don't have an alcohol problem" when she so clearly does? OR the more LIKELY "someone like me" as in "I'm a celebrity, I don't deserve this"
What a loser. 11:15 was right - overpriviledged idiot. Yeesh.
By jenner, on 3:03 PM
"overpriviledged, Hollywood idiot"? The chick was born in Texas and raised in the ghetto of Jersey man. she rocks and instead of posting selective parts, they could have shown the part where she was being more heartfelt. also, the whole thing is refreshing, to see a celeb speak for themselves for once!!
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
Sounds just like any other woman driver, except not many of them are as cute as Michelle Rodriguez.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
Love that sexy hairy armpit. I'd lick it and skeet on it. I have to say she looks much better in these pics; very womanly and dainty with none of the usual muscles she carries around. Biel is hot too when she's womanly like this but she kinda turns me off when she's all buff. I'd fuck my male friends if I wanted muscles....Chicks with muscles are almost always 99% bulldykes or at the very least switch hitters.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
Who is the freak with the ORANGE eye shadow in pic 3?? Her Mom??
Scary.
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
Anon 3:35 said: "Love that sexy hairy armpit. I'd lick it and skeet on it."
Didn't Bruce Willis kill you with a samurai sword in "Pulp Fiction?" Just wondering how you got out of the gimp outfit.
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
3:30, so tell us, what do you think she means by "someone like me"? She means a celebrity who shouldn't have to deal with the consequences of its actions. In other words, OVERPRIVILEGED HOLLYWOOD IDIOT.
It doesn't mean shit where a person CAME FROM, it matters what they are when they become famous! She's overprivileged, she's Hollywood, and she's an idiot. Case closed.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
The woman with the orange eyeshadow is Debbie Harry, or Blondie, whatever you want to call her.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
YAY Debbbie! :)
By Victor Atomic, on 6:44 PM
Debbie Harry is looking a bit rough, but I love her! I don't know what it is but I really like Michelle Rodriguez.
I think she is naturally beautiful and I even liked her in her she-male muscle phase too. She is barely wearing any makeup and she is really pretty, looking at Christina in comparison and you'd have to scrape her face off with a trowel.
By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM
She's a fucking bitch....she shouldn't be drinknig and driving, but she feels inconvenienced by everything?
What will it take for her to stop, when she finally fucking kills someone.
And btw, who cares where you came from, where you are, or where the fuck you are going, how you navigate yourself in your life is what matters.
Drinking and driving is evil and I don't care if she has the "poor me look where I came from" excuse that she latches onto at her fucking convenience. She needs to own up to what she has done and take the consequences like the man she is.
By Anonymous, on 7:08 PM
"Born in Texas"
That explains everything.
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
LOL! Come on people! She is a beautiful girl. She also has problems with drinking (but who doesn't, as I chug down a cocktail.) She deserves her punishment, and needs to deal with it. What I think is clever though, is the tagging on her bracelet. "George Orwell" "1984" Thats pretty funny. It's not horribly clever, but better than most celebs would pull.
-Speaker
By SpeakerForTheDead, on 9:17 PM
LOL! Come on people! She is a beautiful girl. She also has problems with drinking (but who doesn't, as I chug down a cocktail.) She deserves her punishment, and needs to deal with it. What I think is clever though, is the tagging on her bracelet. "George Orwell" "1984" Thats pretty funny. It's not horribly clever, but better than most celebs would pull.
-Speaker
By SpeakerForTheDead, on 9:17 PM
She is NOT a beautiful girl. She is an arrogant, self centered drunk who refuses to take responsibility for her drunken actions. They should have taken her to the morgue so she could see a body or two killed by going slow, under the speed limit. And then she should have been sent to jail for at least a year. She is not talented, and hopefully in a year or two she will not have a show business career at all.
By DrunkDriversSuck, on 11:13 PM
What they should have done to scare her straight was let Brandi Norwood drive her around for an afternoon.
When the afternoon is over, and Mr. Michelle Rodriguez is frightened to the point of tears, the law enforcement officer says to her "as scary as that all was, Michelle, she's not even drunk. Thanks Brandi, see you tomorrow morning. Call me if you need directions to Nicole Ritchie's place."
I'm sure it would work.
Next up, a sober Liza Minelli speaking to drug-abusing teenagers.
Seeee, celebs can serve a creative function away from the cameras or recording studio...
By joejoe, on 12:25 AM
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