More Anna, More Daddies

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  • zsa zsa gabor's husband? jesus. how old is HE, 97? this story just gets weirder and weirder. next we're going to find out that the baby daughter isnt even anna's.

    By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM  

  • Wait.

    Why do they need ANNA's DNA?? From the video clip I've seen of Anna giving birth ~ it's quite obvious she's the mother.

    Seriously. What is that about??

    By Confused, on 11:36 AM  

  • Worst tattoos. Sorry, but did she draw them?

    By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM  

  • confused,

    The news is saying they need her DNA to make sure there isn't any "baby switching" going on.

    By Jenny, on 11:45 AM  

  • Ok, So whats the deal with Howard??? Every single picture I have EVER seen of him he has the deer in head lights look! Does he EVER smile? He looks miserable!

    By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

  • Ah, okay. That seems far-fetched though, considering you watch her giving birth.....all the doctors in the delivery room would have had to be in on it.

    CrAzY!!!

    By Less Confused, on 11:56 AM  

  • Confused and Less Confused...

    They're not so concerned with "baby switching" per se, they're more worried that if DNA samples were obtained the actual sample itself might be switched. So if they have Anna's DNA then the baby's DNA would have to have markers that matched hers. If they switched the baby's DNA with another baby's DNA it would be immediately obvious because Anna's half of the DNA sequence wouldn't be present.

    By Vigilante, on 12:02 PM  

  • They should create a reality show based off of "Three Men and a Baby".

    By TeesMyBody.com T-Shirts, on 12:02 PM  

  • Provigil, Xanax and Vicodin were found in Anna's room

    By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM  

  • everyone knows the real dad was her son.

    By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM  

  • anon 12:10, that would be gross but honestly wouldn't shock me. Anna was disgusting.

    By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM  

  • Fuck. That Stern guy just looks creepy as shit to me.

    By Vigilante, on 12:21 PM  

  • On November 29, 2006, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration issued a Public Health Advisory about methadone titled "Methadone Use for Pain Control May Result in Death and Life-Threatening Changes in Breathing and Heart Beat."

    The advisory went on to say that "the FDA has received reports of death and life-threatening side effects in patients taking methadone. These deaths and life-threatening side effects have occurred in patients newly starting methadone for pain control and in patients who have switched to methadone after being treated for pain with other strong narcotic pain relievers.

    Methadone can cause slow or shallow breathing and dangerous changes in heart beat that may not be felt by the patient." The advisory urged that physicians use caution when prescribing methadone to patients who are not used to the drug, and that patients take the drug exactly as directed.

    By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM  

  • Todd and Jenny, I miss the good old days when we could rip on Britney Spears for being total Trailer Trash and Kim Kardashian for being a disgusting Media Whore and Paris Hilton for being a herpes-riddled, bigoted, ignorant Whore.

    They just don't make smut like they used to...

    By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM  

  • This whole big mess is like a soap opera...A really bad one.

    By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

  • Anna Nicole was taking drugs and drinking for the last 10 or 15 years she was 39 hitting middle age people like her don't make it to forty.

    By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM  

  • Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said investigators "found no illegal drugs, only prescription medicines" in Smith's hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood. Nothing unusual was observed on hotel surveillance tapes, and there was no evidence to suggest a crime occurred, he said.

    By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM  

  • xanax isnt an antidepressant

    By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM  

  • ^ anti anxiety. same difference really.

    By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM  

  • let me be the first and hopefully the last to say, "ENOUGH WITH THE ANNA NICOLE SMITH STORIES"

    By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM  

  • ^ Please shut the fuck up. A lot of people like to hear the dirt on it and it's the only story in the news right now. I'd rather hear this crazy shit than hear about Paris or Lindsay. It's a nice break.

    By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM  

  • im that babys daddy

    By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM  

  • Anna's Mom is right. This shit's going to get downright nasty.

    I can't wait to hear Stern's excuse as to why he had all the prescription meds put in his name and not the name of an alias.

    Think of it this way: if he had all those meds in his name to protect her privacy, isn't that kind of defeating the purpose? He's almost as famous as she is by association, so why not use an alias? Like Amber Taylor?

    Or even her real name? Vickie Hogan?

    He's slimier than most bottom-feeding attorneys, I think.

    By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM  

  • Yeeeaaaahhh... that last Anonymous post (2:10) was me. Forgot to sign in with my Google account. So I'm going to need you to go ahead and, uh, replace "Anonymous Said" with "Vigilante Said".

    Yeeeaaahhhh....and I'm also going to need you to come in on Sunday as well as Saturday. OK? Great! See you tomorrow.

    By Vigilante, on 2:30 PM  

  • my confusion here?

    cnn reported that:

    HOLLYWOOD, Florida (CNN) -- Anna Nicole Smith did not appear to be a victim of foul play, according to preliminary results of an autopsy Friday.

    The cause and manner of death were not determined, however, and the investigation remains open.

    Dr. Joel A. Perper, chief medical examiner of Broward County, Florida, said there was no indication of blunt-force trauma, asphyxiation or other physical trauma.

    Perper said his office is awaiting results of toxicological and other tests, but there were no drugs in her stomach.

    "There are a number of possibilities," he said, including natural causes, a drug reaction or some combination of causes.

    Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said no evidence suggests a crime occurred.

    Tiger said no illegal drugs were found in Smith's hotel room. He said prescription drugs were found, but would not name them.

    He said police were still analyzing surveillance tapes from the hotel, but so far had seen nothing unusual.

    While the autopsy was taking place, a California judge ruled Smith's body must be preserved until at least February 20, when a hearing will be held to resolve a paternity dispute over the celebrity's 5-month-old daughter.


    so okay, fine. there were drugs in the room, but the contents of her stomach were empty?

    can anyone who's more knowledgable about drugs and the way they're excreted from the bdy explain this to me? i.e. is it possible that the drugs were no longer in her stomach but are in her blood? and if such were the case, wouldn't they report that there were levels of certain drugs in her bloodstream?

    also, 12:27, thanks for posting that about methadone. i had no clue that it was used as a pain reliever at all, or that it could cause heartbeat irregularity.

    but i'm still not convinced that this doesn't have to do with the lawyer.

    By livvie, on 2:30 PM  

  • also, this gross bullshit about the son being the baby daddy could be easily cleared up by exhuming him and checking his dna.

    unless he was cremated. was he?

    anyhow please stfu with your perverted fantasies, thanks.

    By livvie, on 2:32 PM  

  • i had no idea she was promiscuous and a drug user.

    By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM  

  • Livvie:

    It can take a very short time for drugs to be absorbed into your system via your stomach and your intestines, yet it can take a relatively long time for the same drugs to leave your system.

    So the coroner noting that there were no wads of pills in her stomach or intestines rules out an intentional drug overdose. However it doesn't rule out a drug interaction, or long-term sustained overdose.

    For example she could have gotten up at 1am, taken some Methadone, gone back to bed, gotten up at six, taken some cold and flu medicine, then taken more Methadone at seven, anti-depressant at eight, more cold and flu medicine at eleven, felt sick so maybe she took some more at one (see where I'm going with this?). Then by the time they found her collapsed the pills may have already dissolved in her stomach, yet she would have had enough in her system to kill an elephant.

    The blood tests will come back in a couple of weeks so we'll see what kind of crap she had in her system then.

    By Vigilante, on 2:55 PM  

  • ^livvie

    It is possible that there were drugs (prescription or illegal) in her blood system. She could have ingested them in other forms besides pill/tablet form; ground, dissolved in liquid, injected, etc.

    If she had a gastro-intestinal virus, she may not have taken anything orally because who wants to eat when your sick? And second, she could have thrown them up (the pills could have been partially dissolved).

    Drugs are metabolized in the body different ways, and some can linger for only a couple of hours while others lurk for 12 to 24, or more.

    Without getting too graphic and grossing people out, I'm sure they will test her blood. But, autopsys (-ies?) also involve testing organ tissues, and that is where drugs traces can be found.

    By CheeryBitch, on 2:56 PM  

  • Is it me or does Stern look high in the large picture (#1) - man his pupils seem large and, well he looks like an idiot anyways, so maybe it's just me.

    By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM  

  • PS: What CheeryBitch said too.

    "CheeryBitch". That's hilarious.

    By Vigilante, on 3:10 PM  

  • thanks vigilante and cheerybitch. very interesting and it does help clear some questions up for me.

    so i'm going to ask another re: the gross rumor that daniel was the baby daddy--would exhuming him and checking his DNA prove anything about dannielynn or not, since he and anna share DNA due to the fact that she was his mom?

    By livvie, on 3:14 PM  

  • That rumor about Anna's son being the father was started by a stupid gossip girl who's always on those stupid Access Hollywood type shows. She just wants hits for her site and I won't help her by linking to it.

    By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM  

  • Geez, that's an interesting question, Livvie!

    I don't know to be honest. A child borne by Anna to Daniel would have three quarters of Anna's DNA makeup, I guess. I don't know how they'd go about testing for paternity there.

    But the baby would be some screwed up, that's for damned sure!

    (No more screwed up than Britney is, I'd imagine. Cough. Whoa, is this thing still on?)

    By Vigilante, on 3:38 PM  

  • The toxicology reports will absolutely find either a high level of drugs in her bloodstream or lower levels of lethal combos like in Daniel's case. Someone should tell the coroner that there CAN be foul play without blunt trauma, ect. Anyone remember Elvis? His doctor and the leeches that sucked off him kept him drugged. He didn't do anything different the day he died than he had been doing for years and years. His system just finally had enough. Howard K. Stern is very suspicous. The interview Anna did with Extra! just a few days before she died showed her really stoned, nodding head, slurring her words. Howard just sat next to her nudging her once-and when he did that she changed her answer to the interviewer. I f he really cared about her he would have hidden drugs from her, not fed them to her. I did notice that she didn't appear stoned at all during their commitment ceremony. After that he kept the steady stream of drugs coming. I hope that they investigate the hell out of him, I'll bet he's guilty of this and of Daniel's death, too.

    By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM  

  • lmao i was just watching E! and anna's sister doesnt even trust howard. she said howard wants her money and hopes larry gets his paternity test to prove he's the father.

    By prettyboy, on 4:20 PM  

  • Xanax is an anti-anxiety medication. Provigil is used in the military to keep people awake and is a drug prescribed for narcoleptics because it's NOT a stimulant.

    Having Xanax, Provigil and Vicodin isn't that tawdry. I have all three in my medicine cabinet and take them maybe twice a month.

    Of course, I think Anna Nicole might have been taking them twice an hour.

    The methadone is waaaaaay shady though.

    By Hyperbole, on 4:57 PM  

  • Ya, I'd be devastated, too, Howard, if my whole plan to marry the bitch and inherit her money were f@#*ed up by her dying BEFORE we were legally bound in "holy matrimony".

    By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM  

  • TeesMyBody.com T-Shirts said:

    "They should create a reality show based off of "Three Men and a Baby".

    ======================================

    LOL! That is really funny. Too true.

    By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM  

  • One thing is for sure, the news of ANS's death knocked the diaper wearing psycho astronaunt bitch right off the front pages of the news!

    By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM  

  • Oh, Lordy. Prince Von Old Man is on Larry king right now. He is talking about how he boinked her for years after her 450 year old husband died. He is married to ZsaZsa and he says-live on the air-that "both Larry and Howard are full of shit" that neither one is the baby's father. He says that he will raise the baby if it is proven that she is his child. He says that Anna told him who the real father is and that Anna was just using Howard. Prince Von What's his name says that he is going to sue over this.

    By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM  

  • Howard K. Stern = The Grim Reaper

    By Piquebu, on 7:23 PM  

  • You're right Piquebu. I called him the angel of death.

    By Anonymous, on 9:57 PM  

  • can howard *K* stern be sent to jail just for being plain creepy? even back from anna's reality tv show days, he always struck me as the biggest ass-sucking parasitic psychophant. the news keeps saying he's incoherant and inconsolable and we all know it's because his gravy train might be coming to an end.

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM  

  • ^ Agreed. But, I'm quite sure Howard has been socking away plenty of Anna's money for himself over the years. Even if he doesn't get any of the Baby's money, a shady scheister like him knew enough to take care of himself, whether through his "fees" or just plain stealing.

    By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM  

  • I read that he is the executor of her will. It had not been changed since Daniel died. Her daughter would normally be the next in line, however if their 'wedding' is recognized than he could end up being beneficiary as well. However he cannot be both.

    Pretty shady business.

    By Anonymous, on 10:29 PM  

  • You just know that Anna's mother is going to be going after her money too. It is really going to be a mess. I hope her mother doesn't get custody of the little girl, and not just because she looks like Jabba the Hut.

    Her mother really is bitter about Anna and it would really screw the little girl up to have her grandmother just telling her all the horrible things her mother did. She did seem to be a loving mother to Daniel and raised him since she was 17 yrs which is more than a lot of young mothers would do.

    By Anonymous, on 10:37 PM  

  • Aren't you guys tired of reading about this bitch already?

    WTB more posts about Kelly Clarkston being fat.

    By Anonymous, on 1:00 AM  

  • A Memorial to a Satellite Star
    Anna Nicole Smith 1967-2007

    Some people cannot tell what is and what isn't,
    Mixing up celebrity with shows that never finish.
    Anna Nicole Smith is dead but undiminished,
    Set to repeat the same old shit,
    The satellite's death envisaged.

    By iandsmith, on 5:06 AM  

  • A Memorial to a Satellite Star
    Anna Nicole Smith 1967-2007

    Some people cannot tell what is and what isn't,
    Mixing up celebrity with shows that never finish.
    Anna Nicole Smith is dead but undiminished,
    Set to repeat the same old shit,
    The satellite's death envisaged.

    By iandsmith, on 5:07 AM  

  • A Memorial to a Satellite Star
    Anna Nicole Smith 1967-2007

    Some people cannot tell what is and what isn't,
    Mixing up celebrity with shows that never finish.
    Anna Nicole Smith is dead but undiminished,
    Set to repeat the same old shit,
    The satellite's death envisaged.

    By Anonymous, on 5:08 AM  

  • The little girl is going to screwed up no matter who takes "care" of her: Howard? Larry B? Zsa Zsa's husband. She can't have a healthy life. I think that is what is most sad.

    Actually the mother at least seems like a normal person who is not on drugs or chasing fame.

    By Anonymous, on 6:01 AM  

  • "a fucking lot of Methadone,"

    bingo..

    By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM  

  • Xanax is an anti-anxiety not antidepressant. I'm a 27 year old professional who has never abused drugs or alcohol BUT I have the following medications via my doctor for some specific health issues that I have:

    Xanax - I have severe panic attacks regularly
    Vicodin - I have chronic shoulder pain from a sports accident
    Oxycodone - for when the pain is really bad
    Flexiril - a muscle relaxer for the shoulder problem
    Concerta (an amphetamine)- for my ADHD
    Ambien - sleep medication since I often have difficulties sleeping
    Zoloft - antidepressant

    My house is like a pharmacy but I don't abuse these drugs at all. I don't take them all the time or all at once but they help me maintain my life and health. When I take my Xanax for panic attacks I'm a sluring fool sometimes but in no way is it drug abuse, it's just a side effect of the drug. I think Anna was a mess but you can't just assume that because she has tons of drugs, she's always abusing them or ODing. Wow. I have no idea where that rant just came from. The end.

    By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM  

  • I am going to guess that there is Oxycontin, Soma, Percocet and more drugs. I take the three drugs mentioned in doses that my doctor checks on a reg. basis. I am a pain pateint, not suicidal...

    By Anonymous, on 12:03 AM  

  • Xanax is not an antidepressant. It's a downer. Prozac is an antidepressant, it's an upper! 3 largest side effect of Xanax is depression..

    Westside..

    By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM  

  • You are all a bunch of crazy fucks. I never have prescription drugs in my house because a) I am not a crazy fucking hypochondriac and b) I am not a crazy fucking prescription-drug addict. And, yes, I think you are just as crazy if you are constantly on some prescription medicine.

    Holy shit.

    By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM  

  • 11:06, you are exactly right. My sister's on thyroid medication. She's been taking it for years and she's absolutely batshit insane.

    Crazy fuckin' prescription drug addict.

    By Vigilante, on 11:46 AM  

  • This Valentine's Day Anna Nicole Smith gives her heart to a special man. She was an organ donor.

    Well she was going to except that it exploded from a lethal cocktail of cocaine and bacon.

    By Funny MySpace Pictures, on 2:32 PM  

  • sorry, 2:55, you're a drug addict in denial.

    By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM  

  • Jesus Christ, 2:55, your doctor should have his license REVOKED! I know you'll never believe it, but all your "symptoms" can be "cured" if you just live a healthier lifestyle. Eat right, exercise regularly and stay away form stimulants like caffeine and alcohol if you're having sleeping problems.

    By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM  

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