I went to Nassau one year for spring break, and I'll tell you this: the locals looooove them some white sluts. Honestly, March is like Christmas for those guys, 10,000 dumb, slutty drunken college whores fly in, just begging to get butt-raped.
Anna is basically an embodiment of those college sluts, only she's older, more famous, and dumber.
now i'm gonna go out on a limb with this one...i mean i'm black and i like black men but that dude looks a little too much like the boogie monster for me to feel comfortable with their sexual positions
What the fucking fuck... if it isnt obvious to the average fucking shmuck that this dork killed Daniel and Anna Nicole, I am going to dig a hole in my yard and cover myself in stern dirt... this fuckwad should already be behind bars...
Not to be mean. It's sad that she passed and all...but damn I feel like I'm gonna go in ANS overload. Lord knows how many more skeletons are in her closet.
I know a lot of people on the diet pills and liquid diet. It's sad how many people are killing themselves to be thin and I bet a lot of girls will use Anna's diet secrets to get skinny.
I think you are right vigilante. He does seem to grin and glance up for a sec around the 40 sec point. I think he's not giving eye contact because he's reading his most heartfelt sentiments that he wrote on his hand using Anna's blood. I know she was a whore and all, but damn, this guy is faker than her tits and almost as creepy looking as the Immigration Minister in the other pics.
Shit, good call 3:27! I'll bet he's got a whole palm full of points...
-Say something about Anna being with David...or Damien...shit, what was that kid's name? Daniel.
-Cry, try not to smile. Think of dead puppies. Wait. Not dead puppies, that will make you hungry. Think of Birkhead getting all that money. Yeah, that'll do it.
-Pick up laundry on the way home. And milk. And beer. And see if there's a Thai food place in town that serves spicy dogmeat.
What a horrible acting job, Stern. Geez. He may as well have been reciting a grocery list. Either go with no emotion (as if you are in shock) or full out can't-breathe crying. As unbelievable as this statement was, he managed to make it even less credible by looking down the whole time.
That gripping performance reminds me of the acting on Full House. I think he'd be a great 'creepy' Uncle Jesse who discovered that the girls on the show were rich and in one heart-wrenching episode he decides not to kiddy-tickle the girls, but rather, wipe em out to get at their money.
the dirtbag's getting a million bucks for an "exclusive" ET interview. 'cause that's what most people want to be doing when totally beside themselves with grief: talking to the stupid tabloid press.
the dirtbag's getting a million bucks for an "exclusive" ET interview. 'cause that's what most people want to be doing when totally beside themselves with grief: talking to the stupid tabloid press.
4:18 PM
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Remember too that this 'grieving for dollars' crap went down when her son died. ;)
I'm NOT defending Stern, since he creeps me the fuck out. ahaha
I'm just saying that Stern is only putting to use the 'grieving = big money' lesson he learned from Anna few months back. While Anna probably saw the death of her son as a tragedy full of financial possibilites, Stern saw the same PLUS a chance to learn and aquire new skills for the future (now) exploitable tragedies of his meal ticket (Anna).
geez, folks, put on your glasses. that aint the bahamas, that's florida. and that dude is the janitor at the morgue. look how carefully he posed anna's lifeless body. i bet his buddy taking the pictures has at least a half chubber. i know i do.
Yeah. I saw that interview on ET tonight and it took everything I had to not yell at the screen and say 'Mark Steines, why aren't you asking him why he's avoiding eye contact with you!' I mean, it certainly makes Stern look as guilty as hell. And I'm sure he knows many people think he is. I just hope that the courts and lawyers stop dragging this shit out and give the order already to have the DNA tests done so they could get that kid away from Stern. Whomever kid she ends up being, she sure isn't his. And I have to go with ANS' estranged mom with that one. Howard K. Stern shouldn't have custody of that baby at all, since he was around when both the child's mother and brother died. And it's clear Howard's on drugs too. Did you see his eyes? After Daniel died, they posted a photo of Stern with a then alive Danny all red-eyed. It's obvious that they all abuse drugs on a regular basis. Why else would ANS have a big-ass bottle of Methadone in her fridge !?
"and that dude is the janitor at the morgue. look how carefully he posed anna's lifeless body."
Oh man, I've been watching too many horror films. That just creeped the shit out of me. She DOES look rigor mortis like, and lifeless. The same exact facial expression and the weird unnatural arm placement. (shudders)
Stern looked so bogus in this video. He is a really bad actor. He was no where near convincing. He looked like he was really trying to act the role of the grieving husband. Poor Anna, talk about sleeping with the enemy.
I don't understand why people continue to say that he killed her, he did it, he's a murderer.
Did you all forget the fridge photo in your attempts to hang Stern? I'm not saying he didn't enable her in some fashion, but she obviously did it to herself.
Whether or not it was the fucking METHADONE...EVERYWHERE, or the Trimspa, or the cocaine she was probably snorting off any flat surface she could find, or the herpes...whatever. I'm sorry she died, but you don't keel over at 39 with no explanation.
Stern may be faking his emotions but she fucking did it to herself.
can we talk about how far that mark steines guy had his head up anna's and now howie's ass? is he personally getting the million dollars? that's some really great "objective reporting" there, douchebag.
agreed, 8:34, anna took the drugs herself. but, if there was one person in the world who would seem to have been able to get her some kind of help, it was howard stern. i mean, the dude was glued to her hip 24 hours a day. if he really cared about her well-being and the well-being of *his* child as he has always claimed, he would have done all he could to get her to rehab.
instead, he went along for the ride, stocking up his bank account. he didn't pull the trigger, but he gave both anna and daniel the bullets for the gun. and for that he is a murderer.
Is that really the "Minister of Immigration" groping Anna Nicole? Things are pretty loose in the Bahamas, eh? I'm pretty sure that in this country a photo like that would get that guy fired.
OH WTF EVER! Howard K Stern is full of shit! Fake ass tears! ok where was he when Anna Nicole offed herself? I think he killed her and her son and he is gonna get away with it...
If any of the criminal investigations take place in the Bahamas, where apparantly immigration officials have sex with applicants, then of course Howard is going to get away with murder. Talk about a clown court.
He's capable of doing something so stupid and psychotic like kill himself, just to be with Anna and not deal with any of the crap that's soon to follow but I hope he doesn't hurt the baby while he's at it. He still seems obsessively controlling of Anna, even after her death. Besides the pity-party he had with Pat O'Brien and his crew, this guy in his 'grief' still had time to make 'threats' against Anna's mother. Well, how can that be justified when he needed those cameras around to show us how sad he is? Stupid controlling asshole. This guy is the type of loser that knew how to control her in every possible way so he can believe, to this very day, that she loved him too.
I'm having a hard time "swallowing" the contents of the fridge. This has to be a PhotoShop gag photo that TMZ is obviously buying.
Did anyone notice the foot and a half size bottles on the door? I never knew yogurt came in half gallon sizes either. Want more proof? The curious placement of the Slim Fast products dead center is a total giveaway.
Howard K. Stern, angel of death. Next he will have an infomercial. For a fee, he will take care of anyone suffering from "flu-like symptoms"...............
True, true, true. He is almost that obvious. He is so anxious to cash in on his plan, he could only wait about 10 minutes to get paid for any interview. He encouraged Anna to sleep with Bahamian officials, that guy isn't the only one. It was all part of his plan. He needs to take a nice big gulp of his methadone and disappear.
" I know a lot of people on the diet pills and liquid diet. It's sad how many people are killing themselves to be thin and I bet a lot of girls will use Anna's diet secrets to get skinny. "
Well, in this case I think it is a matter of being unable to eat anything that requires chewing. Gastric Bypass Surgery will do that to a girl.
I heard on ET tonight Anna's bodyguard, Moe, related that a while back Anna was found by Stern at the bottom of her pool (of course, she was a bit drugged out and slid off the air mattress and just floated to the bottom). So instead of Stern jumping in immediately, he yells out for Moe who comes out running, jumps in the pool and pulls her out himself. If Stern doesn't have Anna and her son's blood on his hands, than I too am Dannielynn's father even though I'm female. I just pray they get that baby away from him ASAP!!!. If that child dies of SIDS, just fry him, no trial, no jury, just sizzle, sizzle.
P.S. Next to Howie, Mark Steines is soooo disgustingly kiss-ass and suck-up, I just wanna put my foot through the TV screen and up into his ass. He's so revolting and fake.
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"plush hands".....i love that visual.
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
I went to Nassau one year for spring break, and I'll tell you this: the locals looooove them some white sluts. Honestly, March is like Christmas for those guys, 10,000 dumb, slutty drunken college whores fly in, just begging to get butt-raped.
Anna is basically an embodiment of those college sluts, only she's older, more famous, and dumber.
Glad to see this guy got to cash in on that.
By j-bird, on 2:15 PM
now i'm gonna go out on a limb with this one...i mean i'm black and i like black men but that dude looks a little too much like the boogie monster for me to feel comfortable with their sexual positions
By Miss Ahmad, on 2:19 PM
What the fucking fuck... if it isnt obvious to the average fucking shmuck that this dork killed Daniel and Anna Nicole, I am going to dig a hole in my yard and cover myself in stern dirt... this fuckwad should already be behind bars...
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
Not to be mean.
It's sad that she passed and all...but damn I feel like I'm gonna go in ANS overload.
Lord knows how many more skeletons are in her closet.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
howard stern = worst actor ever.
give it up already, you dink. everyone knows you're a murderer.
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
Did this guy kill her or what? He's so guilty-looking.
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
Jesus Bloody Murphy. How long has this guy had his JD? Avoiding eye contact makes him look even guiltier. He should know that. What a fuckwad.
And I swear to God at around the forty second mark he's actually smiling before he puts his hands to his mouth.
By Vigilante, on 2:47 PM
I know a lot of people on the diet pills and liquid diet. It's sad how many people are killing themselves to be thin and I bet a lot of girls will use Anna's diet secrets to get skinny.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Anon 2:47, I've spent a lot of time blogging and asking the very same question.
Have a look and decide for yourself.
http://spittinvenom.blogspot.com
By Vigilante, on 2:51 PM
i thought the same thing, 2:47. he totally looks like he's smiling. creep.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
I think you are right vigilante. He does seem to grin and glance up for a sec around the 40 sec point. I think he's not giving eye contact because he's reading his most heartfelt sentiments that he wrote on his hand using Anna's blood. I know she was a whore and all, but damn, this guy is faker than her tits and almost as creepy looking as the Immigration Minister in the other pics.
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
Shit, good call 3:27! I'll bet he's got a whole palm full of points...
-Say something about Anna being with David...or Damien...shit, what was that kid's name? Daniel.
-Cry, try not to smile. Think of dead puppies. Wait. Not dead puppies, that will make you hungry. Think of Birkhead getting all that money. Yeah, that'll do it.
-Pick up laundry on the way home. And milk. And beer. And see if there's a Thai food place in town that serves spicy dogmeat.
By Vigilante, on 3:42 PM
What a horrible acting job, Stern. Geez. He may as well have been reciting a grocery list. Either go with no emotion (as if you are in shock) or full out can't-breathe crying. As unbelievable as this statement was, he managed to make it even less credible by looking down the whole time.
By Piquebu, on 3:46 PM
- No wait, not Thai dogmeat, Kebab dogmeat, ya ya, that's it, Kebab dogmeat.
Then he attempts to pass of his drool as a tear.
Damn this MoFo must have big hands, no wonder that skank was with him.
By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
That gripping performance reminds me of the acting on Full House. I think he'd be a great 'creepy' Uncle Jesse who discovered that the girls on the show were rich and in one heart-wrenching episode he decides not to kiddy-tickle the girls, but rather, wipe em out to get at their money.
Then he and Dave Coulier live happily ever after.
Er, it could happen.
By Anonymous, on 4:02 PM
In response to my own comment at 3:58PM, I meant "pass off*" not "pass of" in case some readers aren't here to edit comments while they read ;)
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
I like the glance up at the camera around the 40 second mark. That grief is really authentic Stern, really authentic.
By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM
seems like hes trying to win an academy award.....or a razzie.
RED RUM RED RUM!!!!
By prettyboy, on 4:15 PM
the dirtbag's getting a million bucks for an "exclusive" ET interview. 'cause that's what most people want to be doing when totally beside themselves with grief: talking to the stupid tabloid press.
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
Howard K Stern is biggest lowlife in human history. The past couple of days have made it official
By Anonymous, on 4:53 PM
Sick. Anna Nicole Smith and Kim Kardashian have the same taste in dick.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
Anonymous said...
the dirtbag's getting a million bucks for an "exclusive" ET interview. 'cause that's what most people want to be doing when totally beside themselves with grief: talking to the stupid tabloid press.
4:18 PM
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Remember too that this 'grieving for dollars' crap went down when her son died. ;)
I'm NOT defending Stern, since he creeps me the fuck out. ahaha
I'm just saying that Stern is only putting to use the 'grieving = big money' lesson he learned from Anna few months back. While Anna probably saw the death of her son as a tragedy full of financial possibilites, Stern saw the same PLUS a chance to learn and aquire new skills for the future (now) exploitable tragedies of his meal ticket (Anna).
By joejoe, on 5:03 PM
I wonder if Howard K Stern would wait in line when Anna Nicole would have sex with other men.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
4:51: did you not get the memo? that phrase was outlawed here on IDLYITW.
By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
"grieving for dollars"....
blah hahahahahaha. priceless!
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
Why is it that nobody has mentioned that she had a nose job recently? Is it not that obvious?
By RhinoPlastered, on 7:20 PM
geez, folks, put on your glasses. that aint the bahamas, that's florida. and that dude is the janitor at the morgue. look how carefully he posed anna's lifeless body. i bet his buddy taking the pictures has at least a half chubber. i know i do.
By Anonymous, on 7:38 PM
Yeah. I saw that interview on ET tonight and it took everything I had to not yell at the screen and say 'Mark Steines, why aren't you asking him why he's avoiding eye contact with you!' I mean, it certainly makes Stern look as guilty as hell. And I'm sure he knows many people think he is. I just hope that the courts and lawyers stop dragging this shit out and give the order already to have the DNA tests done so they could get that kid away from Stern. Whomever kid she ends up being, she sure isn't his. And I have to go with ANS' estranged mom with that one. Howard K. Stern shouldn't have custody of that baby at all, since he was around when both the child's mother and brother died. And it's clear Howard's on drugs too. Did you see his eyes? After Daniel died, they posted a photo of Stern with a then alive Danny all red-eyed. It's obvious that they all abuse drugs on a regular basis. Why else would ANS have a big-ass bottle of Methadone in her fridge !?
By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM
"and that dude is the janitor at the morgue. look how carefully he posed anna's lifeless body."
Oh man, I've been watching too many horror films. That just creeped the shit out of me. She DOES look rigor mortis like, and lifeless. The same exact facial expression and the weird unnatural arm placement. (shudders)
Too creepy!
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
Stern looked so bogus in this video. He is a really bad actor. He was no where near convincing. He looked like he was really trying to act the role of the grieving husband. Poor Anna, talk about sleeping with the enemy.
By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM
I don't understand why people continue to say that he killed her, he did it, he's a murderer.
Did you all forget the fridge photo in your attempts to hang Stern? I'm not saying he didn't enable her in some fashion, but she obviously did it to herself.
Whether or not it was the fucking METHADONE...EVERYWHERE, or the Trimspa, or the cocaine she was probably snorting off any flat surface she could find, or the herpes...whatever. I'm sorry she died, but you don't keel over at 39 with no explanation.
Stern may be faking his emotions but she fucking did it to herself.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
can we talk about how far that mark steines guy had his head up anna's and now howie's ass? is he personally getting the million dollars? that's some really great "objective reporting" there, douchebag.
By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
agreed, 8:34, anna took the drugs herself. but, if there was one person in the world who would seem to have been able to get her some kind of help, it was howard stern. i mean, the dude was glued to her hip 24 hours a day. if he really cared about her well-being and the well-being of *his* child as he has always claimed, he would have done all he could to get her to rehab.
instead, he went along for the ride, stocking up his bank account. he didn't pull the trigger, but he gave both anna and daniel the bullets for the gun. and for that he is a murderer.
By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
Is that really the "Minister of Immigration" groping Anna Nicole? Things are pretty loose in the Bahamas, eh? I'm pretty sure that in this country a photo like that would get that guy fired.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
OH WTF EVER! Howard K Stern is full of shit! Fake ass tears! ok where was he when Anna Nicole offed herself? I think he killed her and her son and he is gonna get away with it...
By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM
If any of the criminal investigations take place in the Bahamas, where apparantly immigration officials have sex with applicants, then of course Howard is going to get away with murder. Talk about a clown court.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
I know that Jews aren't really keen on suicide, but Howie sticking his head in an oven would be the perfect ending to this ridiculous soap opera.
By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM
He's capable of doing something so stupid and psychotic like kill himself, just to be with Anna and not deal with any of the crap that's soon to follow but I hope he doesn't hurt the baby while he's at it. He still seems obsessively controlling of Anna, even after her death. Besides the pity-party he had with Pat O'Brien and his crew, this guy in his 'grief' still had time to make 'threats' against Anna's mother. Well, how can that be justified when he needed those cameras around to show us how sad he is? Stupid controlling asshole.
This guy is the type of loser that knew how to control her in every possible way so he can believe, to this very day, that she loved him too.
By Anonymous, on 11:42 PM
Anon 5:25
Wait in Line? He probably watched.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 PM
I'm having a hard time "swallowing" the contents of the fridge. This has to be a PhotoShop gag photo that TMZ is obviously buying.
Did anyone notice the foot and a half size bottles on the door? I never knew yogurt came in half gallon sizes either. Want more proof? The curious placement of the Slim Fast products dead center is a total giveaway.
What do you think?
By Anonymous, on 12:05 AM
P.S. Another giveaway - that door is sitting too low to the ground to even close! FAKE!
By Anonymous, on 12:07 AM
oh no she was in bed with a black guy thats just sick guess with all those drugs she did not know what was right or wrong
By Anonymous, on 12:35 AM
"How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food."
By Montag, on 5:14 AM
Howard K. Stern, angel of death. Next he will have an infomercial. For a fee, he will take care of anyone suffering from "flu-like symptoms"...............
By Anonymous, on 6:08 AM
True, true, true. He is almost that obvious. He is so anxious to cash in on his plan, he could only wait about 10 minutes to get paid for any interview. He encouraged Anna to sleep with Bahamian officials, that guy isn't the only one. It was all part of his plan. He needs to take a nice big gulp of his methadone and disappear.
By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM
This is Howard K. Stern doing a bad impression of Scott Peterson, except Peterson at least had the balls to look directly into the camera.
p.s. Plush hands...hahahaha.
By edder, on 9:07 AM
" I know a lot of people on the diet pills and liquid diet. It's sad how many people are killing themselves to be thin and I bet a lot of girls will use Anna's diet secrets to get skinny. "
Well, in this case I think it is a matter of being unable to eat anything that requires chewing. Gastric Bypass Surgery will do that to a girl.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
Well when it's a MINIFRIDGE where else are you supposed to put the Slimfast?
The sauce is odd though. What does she plan to use it on? Her yogurt?
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
anon 4:24, she doesn't plan on using it on anything... she's dead, remember?
By Anonymous, on 5:57 PM
I think Howie likes worcestershire sauce on his spicy puppy meat.
By Vigilante, on 6:37 AM
I heard on ET tonight Anna's bodyguard, Moe, related that a while back Anna was found by Stern at the bottom of her pool (of course, she was a bit drugged out and slid off the air mattress and just floated to the bottom). So instead of Stern jumping in immediately, he yells out for Moe who comes out running, jumps in the pool and pulls her out himself. If Stern doesn't have Anna and her son's blood on his hands, than I too am Dannielynn's father even though I'm female. I just pray they get that baby away from him ASAP!!!. If that child dies of SIDS, just fry him, no trial, no jury, just sizzle, sizzle.
P.S. Next to Howie, Mark Steines is soooo disgustingly kiss-ass and suck-up, I just wanna put my foot through the TV screen and up into his ass. He's so revolting and fake.
By Anonymous, on 12:07 AM
He's obviously fake, but he's still better at it than that silly ass Tara Reid Miss USA whore. She was sobbing WITHOUT tears...
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
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