Oh please. I'm sure she's aborted so many babies . . . she just knows her ovaries are drying up, so this "unexpected" pregnancy is a desperate attempt to keep that dude from Scream on her arm because he balances out her creepiness with his own.
this news is kinda boring and elle mcpherson is a dick tease. fuckin prude.
lets talk about something interesting. so whats everyones plans tonight?? i'm going to the pub and drinks are 50cents until 12pm so i'll probably leave at 11 or so. gotta be fashionably late.
They are not berries in the pic with Naomi. It is caviar you lowlife. If you think that is gross, just wait until my next video comes out and you see me getting pissed on by OJ
Naomi is dull, but a great actress. I hope she's not getting married ONLY because she's pregnant, though. We're not in 1950, this is 2007. :hates people who only get married because of a baby:
Didn't Heath Ledger dump her and end up marrying some chick and having a child right away?
It reminds me of "When Harry Met Sally" were Sally said that her ex-boyfriend of several years wanted to get married and have children, but just not with her.
Come to think of it Jack White did the same thing to Renee Z too didn't he?
I don't know why celebs or anyone thinks showing their tongue is sexy. It is just ewwww. In this picture you just know she stinks of saliva and fish guts.
These scanks make me sick. I hope they used the lowest grade of caviar on her which would still be a waste, and not beluga. What the fuck is the point of this anyway. It still doesn't make her sexy.
We need more Elle MacPherson news. Past her prime (43, as hot premium tale)w/ 2 kids. I'm sure lots of guys are going to try and hit that ass, then kick her to the curb. Supposedly, she was one of the richest super models. (this was several years ago, who knows now?)
If Naomi wanted to trap a man by getting pregnant, she would have trapped Heath--obviously, Michelle didn't have any moral problems with that--"[their] bodies made that decision for [them]"--LOL. For the record, Naomi dumped Heath precisely because he wasn't into having kids and she was NOT about to trap him. He looks like a piece of s** lately, btw, what's so attactive about him? the close-set eyes, the wide nose, the patchy beard or the fact that he doesn't shower? Thank God she didn't have his child or it would look as unfortunate as his. Talk about creepy. That "dude from Scream" is a Tony winner, btw. And WTF do you know about her supposed abortions you cowardly, slanderous SOB?
Unbelievable comments here. For the record, Naomi dumped Heath precisely because she didn't want to trap him by getting pregnant and he was not into having babies. Of course Michelle didn't think twice before she got knocked up (as Heath said "our bodies made that decision for us"--right;). What's so attractive about him anyway? The close-set eyes, awful nose or the fact that he doesn't shower? I'm glad she didn't have his child or it would look as unfortunate as the one Michelle got, poor thing. The first comment here: the only thing you can be "sure" of is the number of your own or your girlfriends' abortions, so STFU you slanderous SOB.
Unbelievable comments here. For the record, Naomi dumped Heath precisely because she didn't want to trap him by getting pregnant and he was not into having babies. Of course Michelle didn't think twice before she got knocked up (as Heath said "our bodies made that decision for us"--right;). What's so attractive about him anyway? The close-set eyes, awful nose or the fact that he doesn't shower? I'm glad she didn't have his child or it would look as unfortunate as the one Michelle got, poor thing. The first comment here: the only thing you can be "sure" of is the number of your own or your girlfriends' abortions, so STFU you slanderous SOB.
no, heath did not dump her. she waited to break up w/him until after she had talked him into taking brokeback mtn. he did not want to take the gay role, but she had faith in his acting--which no one else did at the time. he was too young for her, as proven by the fact that she picked someone her own age as soon as she had the chance. though, like a lot of women, she would like to have a child, she is skeptical about marriage. (these things i have learned from her mum in england. i knew she was going to break up with him the night he accompanied her to oscars when she was nominated.) she probably has not been taking pills in the first place.
she might be boring for some people because she does not engage in the antics that celebrities engage in. she is a serious actress, not a foolish celebrity.
1. it's so far just a rumour, yet to be confirmed or denied. 2. those were black beans (naomi said so)- interview magazine. 3. naomi dumped heath. period.
I can understand no comments being posted on Sunday, but it is a real drag not to have comments posted on Saturdays too. Too bad because this blog is fun, but no weekend posts is too long. See ya- checking out some other blogs.
she's so blah...im not sure what to say...good? Nicole's not going to jail, she's rich and white...her father is black sure, but she was adopted...so she's lucky, but at least she's not black, then she'd be in jail as soon as they caught, they would have thought she was on crack for sure...!
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Oh please. I'm sure she's aborted so many babies . . . she just knows her ovaries are drying up, so this "unexpected" pregnancy is a desperate attempt to keep that dude from Scream on her arm because he balances out her creepiness with his own.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
It would suck constantly wondering if you're gonna be used as a shank or a tampon.
oh...dear...God! todd, that's the funniest thing i have read on this site (not including the comments section) in quite a while. hilarious!
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
the one person i hate more than scarlett johansson - naomi TWATts.
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
shank or tampon---that is such a funny mental picture!!
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
I'd use her as a file. Those prominent ribs ought to do just the trick.
By Vigilante, on 3:44 PM
does anyone happen to know who took those pix of naomi watts by any chance? They kinda look like LaChapelle, but they probably aren't.
By Dani, on 3:58 PM
Naomi Watts.........meh. She is just so ......lacking.......and......well, she looks like she 'should' be sexy and all, but she just doesn't cut it.
By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
this news is kinda boring and elle mcpherson is a dick tease. fuckin prude.
lets talk about something interesting. so whats everyones plans tonight?? i'm going to the pub and drinks are 50cents until 12pm so i'll probably leave at 11 or so. gotta be fashionably late.
By prettyboy, on 4:25 PM
It's wet and cold here. Were going out to eat at Campioni's and probably going to a movie. Maybe "Letters From Imo Jima".
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
I love Naomi Watts, but that pic with the berries is gross.
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
They are not berries in the pic with Naomi. It is caviar you lowlife. If you think that is gross, just wait until my next video comes out and you see me getting pissed on by OJ
By kim kardashian, on 6:10 PM
Are they berries? I thought it was caviar...
By Vigilante, on 6:11 PM
5:21,
That's not berries, that's caviar.
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
I think that's caviar.
By Anonymous, on 6:34 PM
oops i meant 12am but you get the idea.
so uh.......anyone heard about christian aguiler and naked sundays???
By prettyboy, on 6:48 PM
They're not berries, it's caviar
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
They are not berries, it is caviar. And yes,it is gross and she is not all that.
By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
They are not berries, it is caviar. It is gross. She is not all that, either.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
They are not berries, it is caviar. It is gross. She is not all that, either.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
They are not berries, it is caviar.
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
like the picture
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
berries?? thats hilarious. i'm just a farm girl from the midwest and i even knew that was caviar.
By farmgirl, on 8:17 PM
Naomi is dull, but a great actress. I hope she's not getting married ONLY because she's pregnant, though. We're not in 1950, this is 2007. :hates people who only get married because of a baby:
By Anonymous, on 9:08 PM
Didn't Heath Ledger dump her and end up marrying some chick and having a child right away?
It reminds me of "When Harry Met Sally" were Sally said that her ex-boyfriend of several years wanted to get married and have children, but just not with her.
Come to think of it Jack White did the same thing to Renee Z too didn't he?
By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM
Naomi Watts is desperate. And that is SAD.
By dm, on 11:22 PM
Elle has'nt had sex in 2 years? well too bad girl i beat you i have not had sex in 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha ha ha ha ha ha
By Anonymous, on 11:24 PM
Kevin costner got married again? and another kid? how many kids does he have now? 6?
By Anonymous, on 11:27 PM
Love that picture
By Anonymous, on 11:32 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHAT???? I think that's CAVIAR, and NOT BERRIES!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:42 PM
Those Naomi Watts pictures look like a circus. Also, she is making a funny face.
By Anonymous, on 7:38 AM
I don't know why celebs or anyone thinks showing their tongue is sexy. It is just ewwww. In this picture you just know she stinks of saliva and fish guts.
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
Elle hasn't had sex in two years?! That's nothing! My wife is a sexual camel: She could easily do five years without blinking!
By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM
These scanks make me sick. I hope they used the lowest grade of caviar on her which would still be a waste, and not beluga. What the fuck is the point of this anyway. It still doesn't make her sexy.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
We need more Elle MacPherson news. Past her prime (43, as hot premium tale)w/ 2 kids. I'm sure lots of guys are going to try and hit that ass, then kick her to the curb. Supposedly, she was one of the richest super models. (this was several years ago, who knows now?)
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
If Naomi wanted to trap a man by getting pregnant, she would have trapped Heath--obviously, Michelle didn't have any moral problems with that--"[their] bodies made that decision for [them]"--LOL. For the record, Naomi dumped Heath precisely because he wasn't into having kids and she was NOT about to trap him. He looks like a piece of s** lately, btw, what's so attactive about him? the close-set eyes, the wide nose, the patchy beard or the fact that he doesn't shower? Thank God she didn't have his child or it would look as unfortunate as his. Talk about creepy. That "dude from Scream" is a Tony winner, btw. And WTF do you know about her supposed abortions you cowardly, slanderous SOB?
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
Unbelievable comments here. For the record, Naomi dumped Heath precisely because she didn't want to trap him by getting pregnant and he was not into having babies. Of course Michelle didn't think twice before she got knocked up (as Heath said "our bodies made that decision for us"--right;). What's so attractive about him anyway? The close-set eyes, awful nose or the fact that he doesn't shower? I'm glad she didn't have his child or it would look as unfortunate as the one Michelle got, poor thing. The first comment here: the only thing you can be "sure" of is the number of your own or your girlfriends' abortions, so STFU you slanderous SOB.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
Unbelievable comments here. For the record, Naomi dumped Heath precisely because she didn't want to trap him by getting pregnant and he was not into having babies. Of course Michelle didn't think twice before she got knocked up (as Heath said "our bodies made that decision for us"--right;). What's so attractive about him anyway? The close-set eyes, awful nose or the fact that he doesn't shower? I'm glad she didn't have his child or it would look as unfortunate as the one Michelle got, poor thing. The first comment here: the only thing you can be "sure" of is the number of your own or your girlfriends' abortions, so STFU you slanderous SOB.
By millie, on 5:01 PM
Liev and Heath are nothing but merkins for Naomi. The girl is gay!
By Anonymous, on 6:46 PM
what a bunch of idiots here !
1. it's a rumour. yet to be confirmed or denied.
2. those were berries (naomi said so).
3. it was naomi dumping heath. period.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
no, heath did not dump her. she waited to break up w/him until after she had talked him into taking brokeback mtn. he did not want to take the gay role, but she had faith in his acting--which no one else did at the time.
he was too young for her, as proven by the fact that she picked someone her own age as soon as she had the chance.
though, like a lot of women, she would like to have a child, she is skeptical about marriage. (these things i have learned from her mum in england. i knew she was going to break up with him the night he accompanied her to oscars when she was nominated.) she probably has not been taking pills in the first place.
she might be boring for some people because she does not engage in the antics that celebrities engage in. she is a serious actress, not a foolish celebrity.
By pattonjr5, on 7:23 PM
what a bunch of idiots here!
1. it's so far just a rumour, yet to be confirmed or denied.
2. those were black beans (naomi said so)- interview magazine.
3. naomi dumped heath. period.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
I can understand no comments being posted on Sunday, but it is a real drag not to have comments posted on Saturdays too. Too bad because this blog is fun, but no weekend posts is too long. See ya- checking out some other blogs.
By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
She always seemed so skanky to me, like a little barfly you can conquer with a beer or two and toss to the side the day after...
By Voracious, on 9:22 PM
those photos are stupid.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 PM
The only reason Naomi Watts wasn't knocked up 5 years ago is because I refused to blow it anywhere but in her ass.
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
Lol Kevin Costner's gonna steal pampers from that astronaut woman.
By www.TeesMyBody.com T-Shirts, on 5:35 PM
she's so blah...im not sure what to say...good? Nicole's not going to jail, she's rich and white...her father is black sure, but she was adopted...so she's lucky, but at least she's not black, then she'd be in jail as soon as they caught, they would have thought she was on crack for sure...!
By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
Is anyone else f*cking sick of models (like McPherson) claiming that men don't dig them?
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
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