IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Paris Hilton is Busted

Paris Hilton is Busted

48 Comments:

WTF is up with the wallet chain....has she gone totally biker dyke?

By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
Damn! She is ORANGE. What the hell...??

By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
I'm an atheist praying to jesus that bitch does a few nights in the slammer.

By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Yet she won't serve a day.

By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
What a fuckin' idiot this chick is. For one, no celebrity should EVER have a DUI, b/c they can afford for someone to come and get them. It's dumb. Too bad she has more money than sense. I would love to hear that Paris got up-close-and-personal with a huge woman named Bob in the slammer. That would teach her some humility. Can't buy your way out of a good, old fashioned, prison rape!

By The Docktator, on 11:15 AM
She looks like an orange turkey!

Where's a Rodney King moment when you need one?

By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
Unfortunately, it seems like there is nothing this skank can do that will ever get her in serious shit, unlike the rest of us mere mortals.

By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
Bye Paris, can't say it was nice knowing you. Cuz basically you are a media sucking whore who's only claim to fame is being a fucktard from sunup to sundown.

By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
HA HA HAAAAAA!

Dumb cunt.

By Vigilante, on 11:37 AM
Boy I hope she has violated her probation.

By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
I like good news days on here. Dumb bitch.

By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
why the hell would this fancy car not have auto sensor lights?
sheesh.

By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
She will just bribe her way out of it, if any of us did that they would of taken us right to jail without any bail, the pigs just let her walk away, only ones that get justice are those that can pay for it.

By THE PUNISHER, on 11:40 AM
Please....this dumb bitch could of strangled one of the cops that pulled her over and she *still* wouldnt go to jail. Meanwhile, an 18 year old kid who sold a dime bag of weed to an undercover cop is getting 18 monhts right now.

By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
And this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv8StsT-NTE
is why I hope she spends the full 90 days in jail...hopefully as the cellmate of a Chinese Jewish Gay Black person.

By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
In the top pic she looks like an orange bird waiting for a worm

By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
Bitch looks busted.
Why the hell is she SO tan? Dumb broad.

By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
Now the simple life goes to jail can start filming ... "where the hell are we?"

By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
OH YES!!! PLEEEEEEZE let it be true. Please, Lord I will be good for the rest of the week if you can just make it so this skank goes to jail for 90 days. I swear, I'll stop doing everything bad if you just make it so. I will stop stealing other people's lunch out of the refrigerator. I'll start recycling. I'll be nicer to people. Anything you want. Just, please let her go to jail.

By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
She's lucky I wasn't one of the cops on the scene.

If she would have blinked at me the wrong way I would have given her the Taser. Because she deserves it, and because the Taser has a good chance of making someone involuntarily shit themselves. :)

BTW, that youtube video of her is GOLD. Everyone should attach the link to an email and forward that crap around the web. Enough cute kitten photos already, let's make mass forwarded emails serve a meaningful purpose.....;)

By joejoe, on 12:18 PM
... and it's not even my birthday!!!

By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
Throw that bitch in JAIL with a HUGE BLACK lesbo who hates whites oh that would be justice that whore paris
would be found with a arm up her ass in pain crying hahahaha

By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
pic #1 - wheres the condoms? Where did I put them?

pic#5 - hahaha! tow that car and oops, let it slide off the tow truck, whoops!

By chuggdog, on 12:38 PM
Her skin is actually orange. Fucking ORANGE!

By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
re: 12:07 orange bird comment

LMAO! That whole retarded big bird thing has always cracked me up. She so looks like what you said. HAAA!

By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
I doubt she'll see the inside of a jail, but if it were Juan Pedro getting caught driving to the grocery store to buy food for his family, they'd throw him under the jail because he's not rich.

By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
her & nicole reunited once again for the "simple life...behind bars" now i would watch that.

By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
jail for people like paris isn't jail. too bad. if it were real jail she might have a had a nasty dyke throw acid in her face--but wait--it might actually MAKE HER LOOK BETTER!

By missed the glance, on 2:13 PM
Please, please, please put that diseased racist whore into jail. Hopefully she will become the cunt licking bitch of some gang chick from compton. Wouldn't that be grrreat.

By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
ughh!! she looks 45! karma's a bitch >:}

By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
==
===What an idiot! Man, she's looking old here.

By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
You all know she'll never, EVER see the inside of a prison, right? I mean, we all KNOW this by NOW, right?

I don't wanna be the one to burst any bubbles, but we ALL know bitch'll just get a fine, if THAT.

But I love The Docktator's idea - Paris & Bob has a nice ring to it ;)

By jenner, on 3:43 PM
Next time, let Nicole drive (and yes, I AM aware of what I just said there). I LOVE how unimpressed the cops were with her. THAT probably bothered her more than having her car taken away!

By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
NOW it's time for the "public school bitches" and "broke bitches from Compton" to unite!!!!!!!!!

By Jennifer, on 5:00 PM
Wow, no matter how many years I'd be in jail resorting to masturbation...I'd never attack that bitch in the shower.

By rashley, on 5:08 PM
They should've tacked on a charge for excessive orangeness.

By The Tanning Bed, on 7:49 PM
i know she looks like a oompah loompah...yuck!

By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM
That serves that stupid rich bitch right. I hope they makes her pick up trash along those very highways her stupid ass sped along.

By Puff, on 6:56 AM
This deseased cum dumpster might go to jail, and the first comment you folks can muster is about her fashion coices?

Alas.

Otherwise... Yay! for jailtime.

By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM
ya!!!! o i hope she gets 90 days in jail, wouldn't it be nice not to see her picture anywhere for 3 months?!

o wouldn't it be nice...

By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
9:32, it would be nice, but seeing as though this is Paris Hilton the media wouldn't let it rest. I'm sure Extra can't wait to get amateur video of her in the workout yard. You all better hope this chick doesn't die anytime soon because we'll never hear the end of THAT, either.

By Jennifer, on 11:52 AM
hehe I love it how the cops are checking out her ass. That DEFINITELY means she won't be going to jail anytime soon ;)

By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
This is karma for the racist worthless idiot skank...or a publicity stunt because she is a addicted to the fame and she is penis and coke.

By Jaz, on 2:32 PM
Great post Dan...yeah I always liked Heather B, she never rhymed about her designer clothes or sex and kept it real, she had a rugged flow and a lot of good producers behind her.

By Jaz, on 2:33 PM
That bitch ain't going to jail over this. Unless it involves a massive number of people losing money because of their fuck-up, rich people don't usually serve time. Paris may be a stupid, racist, reckless cunt, but she's not ruining anyone's financial life other than the 3 people who paid for her CD.

By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
vigilante-

WELL SAID!!!

Serves her stupid wonky eye ass right!

By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
it sure does take alot of cops in beverly hills to take care of someone driving on a suspended license...they must not be under staffed like every other city in the u.s.

By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
wow, she looks like a 50 year old lady thats been left out in the sun to long.

By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM