Paris, Monkeys, Midgets and Goats. Oh My.

39 Comments:

  • maybe her so-called friends are realizing what all of the world knows..... that she is an uneducated diseased whore who like to use racist and bigoted talk.

    Hanging out with this cum dumpster will not only lower your IQ but also ruin your reputation...


    She needs to seriously go back to school.....

    By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM  

  • Kim would have attended if Ludacris had promised to tinkle on her.

    By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM  

  • maybe Nicole was there, but she was mistaken for a birthday candle.

    By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM  

  • Nice job there, Ludacris...hanging out with a racist bitch. I'm sure she had no clue who he was.She probably thought he was M.C. Hammer.

    By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM  

  • His name fits him ... Ludacris; although, Asshole would be even better.

    By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM  

  • i love the picture of everyone reaching out to touch her--how much did she have to pay them?

    By missed the glance, on 11:12 AM  

  • So she's one year closer to death?

    Seems to me to be reason enough to celebrate...

    Ludacris probably received an appearance fee. ALL rappers are the same: 'street cred' goes out the window when someone pulls out their chequebook. Snoop Dogg guesting on a Pussy Cunt Dolls song; nuff said....

    By joejoe, on 11:27 AM  

  • BTW, why did no one pump this event full of nerve gas??

    Anyone who shows up to celebrate and support Parisite deserves to die, and suffer in the process.

    Talk about a missed opportunity....faaawwk.

    By joejoe, on 11:30 AM  

  • I agree Missed the Glance, but then I realized that she probably poisoned them and she had the antidote shoved up her fox hole and they were trying to get their hands on it.

    By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM  

  • Ludacris is a loyal nigger. Paris is ugly as usual. And I'm bored as fuck!

    By dm, on 11:45 AM  

  • It's pretty sad in general when you have to throw yourself a birthday party. I mean, is that what other people do for you? Dumb hooker.

    By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM  

  • Stupid herpes infected racist whore..I am so waiting for the day when I read a gossip rag and don't see this stupid cunts face.

    By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

  • i gave her a pearl necklace after the party.

    By sneakay snake, on 12:00 PM  

  • Ludacris was there, WTF??? I loved him, but not now. Hey Ludacris! You support racist cunts like this and guess what? You've lost a fan. I won't support your latest CD, your movies, none of it.

    Does anyone know who represents him? I want to start an email drive or petition of some sort. I'm FUMING.

    By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM  

  • Can no one count? On all the info leaked from her storage locker, she was born in 1978! That makes her 29, NOT 26!

    By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM  

  • ^ Dumbass, those were FAKE IDs she used before she was 21 so she could get into clubs and drink alcohol.

    By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

  • In a few of the pictures, it looks like she has cum smeared on her face. Not like I'm surprised or anything...

    By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM  

  • "...guests reported seeing Paris playing with a monkey, while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room."
    Was it a birthday party or a bad Fellini homage?
    As for Ludacris, he probably doesn't even know what Paris said on that tape, since it was hardly reported, except on a few websites (thank god for IDLYITW) and that Showbiz show on CNN-HN (the name escapes me). Out of ten people in my office I was the only one who had heard about Parisite's racist and homophobic comments, and a couple didn't believe me until I showed them this website.
    That having been said, if I'm wrong and Luda did know about Parisite's words then he should be exposed as a money grubbing whore.
    Climbing off my soapbox now.

    By Nellie Olesen, on 12:25 PM  

  • She has screwed everybody else on the planet and now has to resort to the animal kingdom.

    By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

  • must suck losing all your friend. atleast she can still fuck the the midgets, monkeys, and goats.

    By prettyboy, on 12:38 PM  

  • HAHAHAH anon 11

    By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

  • The pictures where she is blowing out the candel is probably the way she actually looks while giving a BJ.

    By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM  

  • Is she for real i mean who the hell does she think she is? she thinks that she can insult minority peoples and then expect them to come to her party when she invites them? kudos to the minority celebs that did not show up at her stinking party and to those that did, your friggin sellouts

    By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM  

  • Nobody showed up. Ha ha!

    By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM  

  • Who ARE those people who are reaching out to her like she's someone important? What is wrong with people?

    By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM  

  • i saw paris once. i thought she was coming on to me.

    turns out it was just her wonky eye flapping in the breeze.

    By damo, on 5:35 PM  

  • Paris Hilton is yesterday's news... ya-a-awn... pass the Cheetoh's please.

    By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM  

  • Who the hell has a crowd of SPECTATORS at their b-day party?!?!?!??!?!?!?

    I'm throwing a b-day party for a friend this Friday - damn it, I forgot to order the frenzied audience....damn it.....

    By jenner, on 7:50 PM  

  • So does that mean the cake has herpes, too?

    By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM  

  • So does this mean the cake has herpes, too?

    By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM  

  • You know you're pretty much headed for the outhouse when half of the people you invited didn't show up. And what the fuck was Ludacris thinking? Does he not have a damned internet connection??? Next thing you know Jay-Z will be the musical guest at Michael Richards' birthday party.

    By Jennifer, on 9:14 PM  

  • she's annoying as hell, if i were her friend...hell, i wouldn't even condescend to being her friend, she just doesn't deserve any attention...that brainless attention whore ho!

    By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM  

  • are STDs a trend in Vegas? I've never seen so many people reaching for one before

    By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM  

  • yes the whore is getting OLD now soon you will see her nasty wrinkles all over that big nose of hers , the cake was infected with salmonela and vd sick bitch that she is

    By Anonymous, on 11:31 PM  

  • I heard that she also had a birthdaybash in Ischgl-Austria, last week.

    By Anonymous, on 12:50 AM  

  • She hasn't done anything, she isn't known for anything except being a rich chick that parties. America is a sad, sad country.

    By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM  

  • I'm a slut too! Whee!

    By Shari Cayer, on 7:13 AM  

  • does anyone know where to download that stupid bitch kim kardashian's homevideo? i wan't to have a good laugh

    By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM  

  • does anyone know where to download that stupid bitch kim kardashian's homevideo? i want to have a good laugh

    By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM  

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