ugh. she's so boring. nice boobs, but a "lasting impression"? nah, i mean lots of girls have nice racks and can also act, can we move on to them already?
i love scarlett, and shes in my top 3 of "girls i want to fuck but never will" list, but it is getting to be a bit much. i mean, lets break this all down....we all just want to see her tits, right? once she does that she will lost some press, right?
Where's Beyonce? We all know that she is supposed to be woman of the year. What a bunch of fucking racists! Haven't they ever heard of chocolate pudding?!?
She's just one of Billy Bob's Ex's. Like Arngolina Holie. Billy Bob found Scarlett and married her when she was 18. But her child "Wilbur" has never made the news because Willy was part "Whale". You see Billy Bob is an Orca of sorts. The kid was sent to Alaska and swims freely. When Bard Fitt finds luv and Jolie... runds and hydes. He can marry Scarlett cuz she love's kidz II.... BIIM2
God, she is a boring, self-absorbed cunt. Why does she wear her hair like she's a 45-year old housewife? I have never once seen her with normal looking hair.
Bonaduce won Harvard Lampoon Man of the Year. Regardless of what it was, it's still Harvard so I wouldn't break out the bayonets and start a war over it.
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By sneakay snake, on 10:17 AM
Where are the boobs? She's boring without them.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
ugh. she's so boring. nice boobs, but a "lasting impression"? nah, i mean lots of girls have nice racks and can also act, can we move on to them already?
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
This girl is so overrated. Scarlett, do me a favor, disappear for awhile , I'll fuck you when you become less famous.
By dm, on 10:40 AM
i love scarlett, and shes in my top 3 of "girls i want to fuck but never will" list, but it is getting to be a bit much. i mean, lets break this all down....we all just want to see her tits, right? once she does that she will lost some press, right?
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
Harvard students don't masturbate. They get polite handjobs in the evening from Jeeves.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Ok, that pic with the two drag queens is actually pretty cute
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
so, basically a bunch of a fags from Harvard give a boring tart from Hollywood a meaningless award. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
Where's Beyonce? We all know that she is supposed to be woman of the year. What a bunch of fucking racists! Haven't they ever heard of chocolate pudding?!?
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
This same award was given to Danny Bonaduce last year. I don't think I'd smile too much about it.
"If there is anyone in my wife's hotel room wearing less than a fucking turtleneck....."
By Jennifer, on 11:22 AM
11:13 Hee Hee, funny!
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
the title should have been: "scarlet johansson is hasty pudding"
By sun, on 2:06 PM
don't hate harvard students because they're smarter than you ...
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
"don't hate harvard students because they're silver spoon fed dickheads who have more money than you."
There. Fixed it for you.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
Are you kidding me? Amazing tits aside, Scarlett Johansson is one of the worst actresses ever.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
In response to Jennifer:
Actually, this award was given to Richard Gere and Halle Berry last year.
Not exactly Danny Bonaduce.
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
She's just one of Billy Bob's Ex's. Like Arngolina Holie. Billy Bob found Scarlett and married her when she was 18. But her child "Wilbur" has never made the news because Willy was part "Whale". You see Billy Bob is an Orca of sorts. The kid was sent to Alaska and swims freely. When Bard Fitt finds luv and Jolie... runds and hydes. He can marry Scarlett cuz she love's kidz II.... BIIM2
By Boys II Men 2, on 7:50 PM
i'm truly in love with scarlett
By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
But her face.
By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM
God, she is a boring, self-absorbed cunt. Why does she wear her hair like she's a 45-year old housewife? I have never once seen her with normal looking hair.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
Um, 5:07, it was given to Danny Bonaduce. I watched the show ("Breaking Bonaduce") like it was the damned news.
By Jennifer, on 7:29 AM
I'm settling the Danny Bonaduce argument right now:
It was the Harvard Lampoon award, not Hasty Pudding. I hope you all can sleep well with this clarification.
By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM
I'm settling the Danny Bonaduce argument right now:
It was the Harvard Lampoon award, not Hasty Pudding. I hope you all can sleep well with this clarification.
By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM
Bonaduce won Harvard Lampoon Man of the Year. Regardless of what it was, it's still Harvard so I wouldn't break out the bayonets and start a war over it.
By michelle, on 7:37 AM
ScarJo is sooooo hot, I want to rub her breasts
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
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