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Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan Suck Face

Rollergirl does a terrible job of acting like she hasn't kissed a girl before because she and I both know that's not the case. She has every shade of my lipstick all over her poster on my wall, and there's no concealing that evidence, baby. You may not know this, but I invented Valentine's Day, and the actual definition is, "A day set aside for hot girls to tongue kiss each other which should eventually lead to sex with each other." Ugly girls need love, too, but that's why I invented Halloween.

31 Comments:

Ah. Oh. Ah..oops. I need a tissue!

By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
Ugly girls need love, too, but that's why I invented "LAST CALL!!!"

By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
What is that from?? I need to see more!

By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
to hell with chocolate, that just made my valentine's day. good lord!

By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
Dunno why, but for some reason those 2 pink bicycle pics (especially the second one) made me think about comments in the Ashley Olsen thread...

By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
"and don't fucking cum in me" - Rollergirl

The best line ever uttered in any movie ever!

By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
she's not even remotely cute.

By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
11:01 it's from a movie called Gray Matters. Due to be released on DVD soon, I think.

By Vigilante, on 11:36 AM
11:35 you're either ugly or blind or both.

By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
THANK YOU JENNY! You're the best inventor ever!!

By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
thats a valentines day origin i can get behind.

By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
...I love you.

By quoipourquoi, on 11:54 AM
WHAT IS THAT FROM YO YO???

By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
why was she flippin out at the end?

By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Actually the movie Gray Matters is set to be released in select THEATRES Feb. 25th and then world wide release in early March.

YUM!

By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
Anonymous said...

Dunno why, but for some reason those 2 pink bicycle pics (especially the second one) made me think about comments in the Ashley Olsen thread...

11:27 AM
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My first thought as well. hahah

The pedophile from the other thread will use those two bike photos as evidence of his 'every guy has a pedo fantasy' claim. You know, because someone chose to hire a pedophile to photograph Heather Graham. (Just imagine if Harry Potter had've shaved before taking those photos with the horses that were posted awhile back. This place would've been crawling with more NAMBLA members than a Boy Scout convention....)

And all five of those Heather Graham photos are a dissapointment. Why keep what made you famous (wonderful breasts) so hidden. It's like a photo of Siegfried and Roy without tigers.

By joejoe, on 12:46 PM
Don't get too excited. I read where the studio is trying to sell the movie on that scene alone, because the movie sucks. Trust me, that's as hot as the movie gets and there isn't any more to it.

By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
love that pink banana bike.

By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
friction burns,,, pass that lotion

By burntfinger, on 1:19 PM
Heather Graham, the only 30 something actress out there that I'd love to fuck. Fucking Great legs Heather! FUCK!

By DM, on 1:38 PM
Amen 'dm' a-fucking-men...

By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
My bad, 12:34.

I had a bike just like that. But without the chain guard. And the banana seat was purple. Purple with sparkles. The bell had a shamrock on it.

It was the girliest thing I ever owned. And dayum, I suddenly feel old.

Thanks a lot, Jenny.

By Vigilante, on 2:23 PM
That's just nasty.*

*Unless you're gay of course. Then I guess it turns you on.

By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
You don't have to be gay to enjoy watching girls kissing. If you don't like it you're either a prude or a fag.

By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
Me too, Vigilante, the bike and banana seat were purple metal-flake. It had purple and white metallic streamers too.

My next door neighbor always tried to take off on it. Not surprisingly, he later became a drag queen.

By UserZed, on 5:28 PM
I Got Wood :d

By Brah, on 5:36 PM
Too bad she used to get boned by James Woods when she was in her teens.
I guess he didn't do too much damage, the old bastard.

By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
Heather Graham isn't a great actress, but at least most people remember who she is...i suppose...

By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
that was one boring ass scene zzzzzzzzzz , Heather should go down on that girl and then go eeewww like she was doing
lol

By Anonymous, on 11:17 PM
I love this site!!! I got rub one out to my favorite secret fantasy on two separate stories. Yeeeeaaahhh!

By Anonymous, on 8:26 AM
yuuuuuuuuuuuuummmm

By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM