Lindsay Lohan is a Good Guess
Which red-hot rehabber has a new thing for threesomes with two gentlemen friends?"
The only reason this might not be Lindsay Lohan is because it says "new." "New" would imply Lindsay was a frustrated bottle of pent up sexual energy who has been finally freed from the chains of one penis. Too bad we already know Lindsay's been passed around Hollywood like a bong. Of course she's gonna need at least two. Sex with this chick would be like sticking your dick in an inner tube.
Lindsay on February 11th:

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41 Comments:
the girl likes her dick!
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
i'd rather say that the girl needs her dick!
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
forget Lindsay, who are the guys?
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
she looks like a retard.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
DP on Lohan.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
It could be Robbie Williams. He just entered rehab this week and there have been rampant rumors about his sexuality.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
Hey Lindsay, look us up, we'll take care of ya. Do you swallow?
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
I feel sorry for those guys. Now their dicks are going to be so full of s.t.d.s that they'll rot and fall off.
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
Lindsay, can you name one Thin Lizzy song?
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
anon 10:22, I think the "red-hot" part is what hints to Lohan b/c her hair is naturally red.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
Excuse me, but what is the proper etiquette for Golden Showers in a threesome? Do I take a whiz on the girl or just hose it on the other guy...? Hey! You never know! I might find myself with Kim and Ray one day!
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
she seems like that girl that a guy would do and she would get all crazy and clingy.
I think its safe to say, there are serious abandonment issues and a daddy complex.
She does look happy though, maybe 2 dingers with what it takes to make her bappy.
Britney on the other hand needs the whole football team for that floppy vadge.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
Wait, is there someone who isn't in rehab?!?
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
I'd still hit it
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
picture number 3, the inside of her elbow...is that a band aid? covering what?
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
after pedophilia and then interracial pedophilia this story seems mundane
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
I'm just glad she isn't giving the fricken peace sign like she normally does.....
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
Still waiting to see gossip tidbits of guys being labeled "sluts" and "whores" and talking about their dicks being "used up" from too much fucking.
Where's Colin Farrel when you need him?
By Hyperbole, on 10:45 AM
peace sign!! holy fuck,, LOL
coffee all over the screen now,,
By burntfinger, on 10:54 AM
she needs double penetration because one cock would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
By prettyboy, on 11:02 AM
Kickass! My chances of nailing her just doubled.
By Butchieboy, on 11:11 AM
i'm sure she paid a lot of money for this 'outfit', but she looks rather like a homeless in these pics...
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
Yeah, these blind items come up all the time. They're dumb though cause they never give the answers. They could be made up anyway. I mean how obvious can they get? They just want you to think that this crap is true by saying "What Red headed rehabber..." Duh! I mean if it's really true, then just say it's Lindsey! Don't say "What red-headed rehabber.." ChickenS!
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
What does the 'OTM' on the guys shirtsleeve stand for, 'Outwardly Tough Man'??
Seriously, the guy looks like he's got all 7 braincells focused on looking as tough as Paul Wall.
But you know as well as I do that he's a pussy who loves to spoon Blohan.
And would someone's stylist please intervene here.....the 'late 1970s Wichita trailer park prostitute' look is not a good look for ANYBODY!
By joejoe, on 11:24 AM
Comeone, PrettyBoy, you're a clever guy. I KNOW you can come up with something more original than 'hotdog down a hallway'...
'like sticking a baguette in a tubeslide'...
'like fucking a steel drum'...
'like probing a milktruck with a pencil'...
There's three original metaphors off the top of my head.....You've got natural wit, man. Wit is to be fostered, not wasted....;)
By joejoe, on 11:32 AM
it's like sticking your finger in PrettyBoy's ear
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
What woman doesn't want two men at once???? Ummmm...never mind....I said that out loud, didn't I?
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
Prettyboy, that's the oldest fucking joke in the book. What are you, 8 years old? Did you just hear that for the 1st time?
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
Awwwww, looks how happy she is basking in her slutty glory.
God, these celebrities are disgusting!
By CheeryBitch, on 1:27 PM
"Passed around Hollywood like a bong." Fuckin genius, Todd! Is there no limit to your brilliance? ;-D
By spanky, on 1:27 PM
Can I caption the main pic?
"Uh-hyuck!"
(She needs a piece of hay sticking out the side of her mouth.)
By Mardi, on 1:54 PM
LMAO @ 12.12pm.
I love the background dude in pic 2. His expression cracks me the hell up. Can't you just read that guy's mind?
"Aw, shit, they didn't tell me SHE was gonna be around...damn. Time to get tested again..."
And can I just say that just MAKING those jeans/pants/whatever was such a big mistake.
By raerae, on 2:40 PM
Aren't her 15 minutes up yet????????
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
you know, i think i had the same outfit (glasses and all)!
in 1993, when i was 8 years old and just starting to pick out my own clothes.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
Wish we knew who the guys were. It would give Brit and Paris a 'heads up' in case they haven't "had them" yet.
By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
my grandma has the same sunglasses. i guess she's pretty hip for a grandma!
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
omg 4:46 PM.. you read my mind...
By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM
to bad she turn into a WHORE as soon she turn 18 and in that cup she has some JACK and COKE she is a very thirsty girl she needs her whiskey and who is the douchebag next to her?
By Anonymous, on 11:20 PM
I think it's RObbie Williams.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 AM
Prettyboy's comment made me throw up in my mouth a little.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
Ha ha ha, Lindsay Lohan in a Thin Lizzy t-shirt.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
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