64 Comments:

• Amen.

  By Anonymous, on 1:06 AM  

• That "Treatment Center" looks really ghetto. I can see why she's so suicidal.

  By Anonymous, on 1:09 AM  

• If this is true - how hard can it be for this tunnel-gutted toe rag to finally do something correctly?
  Then again - maybe it's for the best she failed, else we'd be subjected to more media horseshit extolling the "virtues" of another dumb, dead trollop.

  By Anonymous, on 1:24 AM  

• What a loser, she can't even off herself right.

  By Anonymous, on 1:49 AM  

• ROFL !!
  
  Please, let her do all that again with gorier details, and this time manage to go meet papa Walt Disney on the other side of the tunnel!
  
  With that amount of money, those kids don't need this kind of pestilence for a mother.

  By Anonymous, on 1:50 AM  

• Okay, she's gone beyond the "postpartum depression" pale on this... guess all the drugs finally got to her. Hmm, how long before scientology grabs her?

  By Anonymous, on 2:05 AM  

• Remember, Shitney: in a succesful suicide, there's no "oops, I did it again".

  By Anonymous, on 2:05 AM  

• OH FUCK that girl is just a fucking mess they should send her to a rubber room she is 5150

  By Anonymous, on 2:11 AM  

• She deserves everything shes getting... She broke Justins heart... Karma is a bitch you fuckin whore... and this all wouldnt of happened if she actually gave a shit about her kids and stopped being the cunt whore she is and going to all the clubs looking like a fuckin whore for all the photographers to see... shes a retard... fuck her, and all hail kevin federline!!!! he is probably a good guy after all... no wonder why he left the house all the time... mrs coocoo over here was going insane... i hope he gets full custody and half her money... dumb bitch

  By Anonymous, on 2:23 AM  

• 1:09, you really think that place is ghetto? I'm over here asking when I can move in. I guess it's because I live in the smack middle of Philly where cops are shot outside of my house. If I was her, I'd continue trying to "kill myself" just to stay there! The kids are better off without her anyway.

  By Anonymous, on 4:15 AM  

• 4:15: 1:09 was being sarcastic, retard.

  By Anonymous, on 4:26 AM  

• oh dear. as much as i enjoy a good jab at a down-and-out celebrity, this is really really thin.
  
  your source is an australian newspaper quoting an unknown british correspondent. issues with that:
  1.as an aussie myself, i can tell you that aussies enjoy telling stories.
  2. british reporters are not known for their journalist integrity. the sun... page 3 girl, anyone?
  
  i have a hard time believing that britney's "friend" would hand over this sort of information at this time. having said that, some of my friends would. also, as has been discussed, surely what happens in Promises stays in Promises. as for the staff not knowing what to do when a patient completely wigs out, well, that's really Treatment Centre 101. if it's true then they really need to brush up on the basics.
  
  okay, putting my humour hat back on, i really hope she doesn't achieve martyrdom just yet. the Crazy Britney stock photos that accompany these stories are great!

  By damo, on 4:58 AM  

• Can there be more than one "anti-christ"?? I'm just asking because that's my wife's pet name for me and I was thinking in terms of trademark violations...

  By Anonymous, on 5:09 AM  

• The mark of the Beast? This story is such fantastical bullshit.

  By Jason, on 5:16 AM  

• this came from "news of the world."
  -- it's TOTALLY NOT BELIEVABLE, PEOPLE.

  By Anonymous, on 5:43 AM  

• Britney Spears is batshit crazy, that or she has completely forgotten the difference b/w positive and negative attention. Oh boy is there a difference. I do find it funny that everyone was rallying around Britney when the divorce was announced, and Fed-Ex was this huge joke...but who's laughing now? K-Fed will be laughing all the way to the bank. No one has heard a damn thing about him going out and acting like a fucking maniac. It would appear, much to my suprise, that HE's actually the lesser of the two evils. So maybe Brit was right on that one.

  By The Docktator, on 5:59 AM  

• I am so sick of Britney and her crap, she isnt even worthy of bad publicity at this point imo.

  By Anonymous, on 6:17 AM  

• This story is boolsheet.
  Also, "she broke Justins heart", "wouldnt OF happened" ha ha ha you stupid redneck 2:23am. Chew ya some tabacky and drink some corn likker while you're at it.

  By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM  

• I don't believe this is true.

  By Anonymous, on 7:21 AM  

• Molly, you in danger, girl!

  By Nando, on 7:34 AM  

• I hope she carved 666 into her forehead. But if she did it in a mirror it would be 999.
  
  I hope they have a camera in her room. They could use it in an anti-drug program.
  
  I bet Kevin visits her and gives her some tips. Then the money would be all his mu-ha ha ha.
  
  I wonder how many orderlies are banging her at night when no one is watching? Hopefully some of them take pics.

  By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM  

• She looks like a blonde Ozzy in that photo, so yeah, I'm a believer. "Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us, devil inside."

  By bucdaddy, on 8:20 AM  

• wow that is just fantabulous i couldn't think of a better thing to read about in my life. all she needs is a little push lol

  By Krystin, on 8:28 AM  

• SHE CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT

  By Anonymous, on 8:53 AM  

• she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!" "The clinic people just didn't know what to do.
  
  Never happened.
  
  You expect me to believe that a girl who's in detox, has been exhibiting bizarre behavior for a while now, and allegedly has two previous suicide attempts would be unsupervised to the point that she could do all this? Wtf? And the clinic people "didn't know what to do?" IT'S A CLINIC, FOR *$&#'s SAKE! This story is pure fiction.
  
  (and just to go off-topic, when the hell did this site get cluttered with all of these ZOMGCUNTBITCHWHORE!!1! posters like that retard at 2:23? I like my gossip catty and bitchy, not written by people who learned their ABC's from "Hustler." I think these cretins are all spilling over from the Antonella-Barba-Makes-The-Memorial-Smell-Like-Fish post down there.)

  By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM  

• too bad she didn't succeed.

  By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM  

• 2:23am,
  
  i agree losing your sanity is karma for breaking justin timberlake's heart.
  
  after all, he is the messiah... douchebag

  By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM  

• i'd skeet on her 666

  By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM  

• this story is such bullshit.

  By chuggdog, on 9:47 AM  

• I believe it. She's nuts. Fuck her and fuck her fans.

  By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM  

• On top of the world to a blathering lunatic in such a short span. Makes on feel bad for her but at least there are big movie comeback opps for her with the whole Anti-Christ thing in "The Devil Doesn't Wear Panties".

  By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM  

• These stories always make me smile. What goes around comes around. Is there an official dead pool yet?

  By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM  

• Whether or not it's true, it's definitely a possibility. But as much as I enjoy trashing the Brit, this goes too far. If she is trying to kill herself, it's comments like "she needs a little encouragement" that will ensure she follows through. Still yea, she is a serious wackjob.

  By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM  

• Story is complete bullshit, and I'm not a Brit fan. I've worked in nursing homes, and dealt with dementia patients, and I'm not an RN either. There's no way in hell that the staff at a facility like this would be clueless with how to deal with a delusional patient. That's complete crap.

  By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM  

• ^ blahblahblahblah
  
  Anything that starts with, "I'm not a ____ fan" is always a ____ fan.

  By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM  

• Agreed with 10:34. Any and all staff of a nursing home, rehab center, doctor's office, etc. has to have at least some knowledge on how to control an unruly patient. If they don't, then you need to take your Grandma Betty somewhere else.

  By JenJen, on 10:40 AM  

• Britney fans should know that one of the world's kindest and most altruistic men laughs at her.
  
  Bono's official online rep compares her to Charles Manson on the official page of u2.com.

  By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM  

• I love that the tables have turned and the latest reports are based on how "great of a father" Federline is.
  What goes around really comes around.
  I would trust Britney to be a mother about as much as I'd trust a vet to be my dentist. The girl is fucking bonkers.
  However, I can't believe any treatment center would be so lax and unconfidential about their patient's medical dealings... the "leaked" info is more than likely a bumch of BS. But probably isn't that far off!

  By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM  

• given her upbringing, i bet she talked about feeling like "the devil" was taking control of her mind. and i bet she's talked about suicide. and i bet that's it, and somebody punched it up and fed it to a tabloid. she's had a nervous breakdown, but it's the type of thing the rehab staff has seen hundreds of times in one form or another.

  By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM  

• ok, i have to get technical here for a moment - as a joke saying britney couldn't write 666 on her forhead and it would be 999 instead because she wrote it while looking in the mirror - hello. a mirror does not flip an image upside down, it reverses it. so britney would be running around not with a 999, but backwards 6's. the only reason i feel the need to point this out is because quite frankly this story is completely believable and if we are to picture this whole scenario happening, then let's have a realstic picture of this dummy with a backward 666, rather than a 999, etched in her forhead.

  By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM  

• maybe she stayed up all night hallucinating that she was talking to Jesus and wrote "dog" on her forehead

  By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM  

• Yes. Making fun of mental illness is SOOOO funny. My first suicide attempt sure made some great fodder at the next family reunion!

  By scamps, on 11:43 AM  

• ^ Too bad you didn't succeed.

  By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM  

• Eh, probably not true. But it makes me smile.

  By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

• Just remember Brit': It's down the road, not across the street. Take Gerard Way with you.

  By Michelle, on 1:10 PM  

• I was thinking we could offer he some support in her time of need...perhaps some bullets and a gun...a bottle of Vicodin...maybe some razor blades.

  By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM  

• This is disgusting. Regardless of whom you're talking about, wishing someone dies and hoping they get raped by orderlies is too much. The world would be a much better place without people like you.

  By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM  

• I call bullshit on this story. The source is "correspondents" in London? Come on. Total fabrication.

  By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM  

• This loser is so stupid she can't even kill herself right. Have her call one of the Simpsons'.

  By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM  

• lmao this has to be fake. no way in hell britney can be this crazy hahahha

  By prettyboy, on 1:57 PM  

• i don't want her to get raped by orderlies. fingering her while she uses the bedpan would be more than enough.

  By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM  

• Even I'm having a hard time believing this story. Because if it were true, they'd have her on permanent suicide watch and they would have transferred her to a psychiatric ward at the state hospital.
  
  So, until the major news carriers are reporting this...I say it's bullshit.

  By jeditemple, on 2:49 PM  

• I think 1:37 took a wrong turn and thought they were in the "Good people who only want the best for everyone and never joke. Ever" blog.

  By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM  

• This is a 30k a month treatment center that prides itself on healing the rich and famous. If these rumors were truly coming from inside it would be a major breakdown in confidentiality. After the first leak, major steps would have been taken to assure all current and future guests that it would never happen again.
  I don't believe a word of it.

  By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM  

• if the girl is really this nutso, she should be in a locked mental ward at a real hospital and not at some celebrity bullshit rehab spa.

  By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM  

• Selfish = I think Ill have kids than leave them motherless dispite having lots of money, a loving family and being a famous music person who cant read music or play one mother fucking thing! Imagine if she was poor and ugly, she would be happier. Stupid bitch. ths!~

  By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

• she is SO @#@-!@!

  By laplace78, on 4:15 PM  

• Fuck. Tard.

  By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM  

• Angie Dickinson called...something about wanting her skanky, ho-bag wig back.
  
  Bitch left it at the stylist for a tuneup, before starring in Rio Bravo with John Wayne in 1960. Disappeared...until now.

  By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM  

• i wonder if she could deepthroat some c*ck...in the pic above it looks like she'd prolly swallow it and then let a guy do a dirty sanchez...

  By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM  

• Just KILL YOURSELF. That's all, and all we will be fine...

  By Anonymous, on 7:02 AM  

• THIS STORY IS SUCH BULLSH*T,THE 3RD TIME SHE TRIED TO KILL HERSELF...EVERYONE HAS ISSUES THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE GONNA KILL THEMSELVES...AND HERE EVERYONE IS BELIEVING IT,WHAT A JOKE..ITS NOT EVEN FROM A RELEVANT SOURCE!

  By HEATHER, on 11:16 AM  

• This source got the story from News of the World - the same people who got Eyesick to spill the beans about his sexcapades with Shitney and her framed wedding dress. No one believed it at first and it turned out to be true. Hahahaha! Suck it Shitney fans!

  By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

• lmfao...this girl is fuckin funny

  By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM  

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