Britney Spears is Still a Wonderful Mother
Britney Spears hasn't spent any real time with her kids for the better part of three months so it's good to see that even though Kevin Federline has physical custody of their two children, she is making the most of the time she has with them. Oh wait, no. Not really. US Online reports:
A bodyguard returned the kids (and nanny, natch), to Spears, 25, at around noon Wednesday. But the dentally challenged pop star quickly popped out for more than two hours, leaving the kids home with the nanny. What could be more important than time with the kids? Getting her teeth whitened. According to Access Hollywood, Brit visited a celebrity dentist at Century City Doctors Hospital to have the Zoom whitening treatment done..."
Yeah, because white teeth is all you're missing, Britney. White teeth is what's going to send you right back to the top. It couldn't possibly be a stylist or sanity. Or hair. It's going to the dentist. And who cares if your kids develop abandonment issues? Look at the beautiful smile!
Britney (without her kids) at a restaurant on March 25th:
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More of Britney's awesome mothering skills here.
Labels: britney spears, britney spears mother, mother
35 Comments:
DONT YOU MEAN MENTALLY CHALLENGED, SHE WILL BREAK AGAIN, SHE A DRUNK AND A DRUGGIE, ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME THEY ALL BREAK, HOPEFULLY THS WILL END HER.
By THE PUNISHER, on 10:50 AM
Team K-Fed!
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
uh its no secret that she isnt gonna get her priorities straight any time toon.
By prettyboy, on 11:39 AM
SNAGGLE TOOTH HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
the punisher..you try living under that pressure and see how you turn out. fuckhead!
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
wow! shes looks great!! that dress and those shoes look great on her! she will be back.
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
Maybe she was getting her teeth whitened in anticipation of endorsement contracts with Proactiv and Rogaine For Women.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
woa, are we still doing the whole team thing? because if we are, im out...that shit is fucking stupid
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
all i have to say is, who the fuck is her trainer? because she is toned up look at her arms? who is able to do that in less than a month? seriously...i want his number
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
11:41 SHUT THE HELL UP! Many people live undr pressure and don't act like this. Is she the only person who has recorded (retarded) music? Is she the only person to have her life analized? Spare me your crap. It seems to me your the only fuckhead here. Fucking Brittney fans!
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
Given that Federline is the more stable one here, it is now officially time to refer to Britney as 'Fed-Ex'
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
no, she's not crazy at all.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
'Tis better that children deal with abandoment issues versus becoming that which spawned them.
I'm jus' sayin'!
By Rick Sparks, on 12:07 PM
I bet she thinks "The Beverly Hillbillies" was a documentary.
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
anonymous said...
11:41 SHUT THE HELL UP! Many people live undr pressure and don't act like this. Is she the only person who has recorded (retarded) music? Is she the only person to have her life analized? Spare me your crap. It seems to me your the only fuckhead here. Fucking Brittney fans!
11:53 AM
WELL SAID 11:53 AM
By THE PUNISHER, on 12:17 PM
Damn what a dumb ho!
Her manager or PR flack needs to take control of this twit quickly!
I can't believe I'm on team K-Fed now :/
this bitch cannot get any stupider
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
I like the dress and the shoes and sunglasses go well with it...but wtf is up with the hat? Ugh.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
the punisher: read a book, for crissake.
By get a brain. morans., on 12:59 PM
She still dresses like a fucking retard. Looks like rehab didn't change that either.
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
Honestly, I've given up on the whole "she should be w/ her kids" 'cuz clearly, that ain't happening anytime soon. But let's concentrate on the positive, neck down is not bad! I mean, she even got her nails done, probably the same place as Fergie 'cuz they are both horrible, but much better than those bitten off nubs.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
That dress and hat remind me of Audrey Hepburn.
If Audrey gained 75lbs, wore a wig and ate cheetos all day with a bottle of vicodin and washed it down with a case of milwaukees best.
By Audrey from the grave..., on 2:08 PM
Pressure?!? The piglet gets millions of dollars for writhing around nearly naked & PRETENDING to sing! That is not pressure. Millions of people experience REAL pressure every single day & we do not have armies of handlers and assistants to do our bidding for us as we take a month off to detox. FUCK Britney Beers!
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Who let the Shitney fans in here today? Quick somebody throw a bag of Cheetos into traffic to distract them!
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
Those sunglasses make me wanna punch her in the face.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
homegirl's looking better. except for the potted-plant-holder atop her head.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
maybe it's BETTER that she have no contact with her kids. i'd trust any mexican woman fresh over the border before i'd trust britney to be responsible for them.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
You guys are so hilarious with your comments on Shitney Smears.
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
Okay, so she's got Anna Nicole's signature red-tipped manicure now. When can we expect the OD? Please, please let it be soon.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
Why is she not dead yet?????????
PLEASE GOD!
By Anonymous, on 7:37 PM
I like how people here are more concerned with how she looks rather than using logic to conclude that she is just a complete and utter waste to society. Who cares what she's wearing? That (or the lack thereof) is what got her status as a celebrity in the first place.
It's not only Britney who needs to just go away/growup or even die, it's all her mindless fans as well. GET THE HELL OUT AND GO click on ilovebaldtalentlessbritney.com or whatever.
By Anonymous, on 5:14 AM
listen the only person Britney cares about is Britney. This is her sickness. She has no feelings for her kids. When it is all about her and sometimes that gets old. Don't worry she will worship herself again. She used to hold Sean like he was a doll. She should put them up for adoption. And I hold her mother responsible. Heck they all focused on Britney in the family. Not to bright. But when poor foldk have a cute kid it seems that's all they think is important.
By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM
The manicure=ugly
Dress=cute
Shoes=Cute
Bag=awesome
Sunglasses=retarded
hat=super-retarded
Smirk=I want to smack it off her face
Wig=cheap, ugly
She looks half way decent, It's still Britney, so you know, it's barely human anyway. The cross makes me want to barf, cause we know there isn't a genuine Christian thought in her empty little head. The dress is cute, but it's too much white on white. A hot pair of Blue or Red heels instead of the white shoes would have been cuter. A smaller bag instead of the giant horse pack, no hat and no ridiculous white sunglasses.
Overall, an improvement, but not much of one.
God, and that constant retarded, autistic looking face...she always looks like she just made doody in her diaper.
By Willa Doddge clearly put too much thought into this post, on 7:13 AM
Oh, how the mighty have fallen...
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
needs hat to keep wig on head.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
look when you're famous you don't have time to take care of your damn kids, ok? i may have had them but i didn't really want them, i just thought it would be, like, totally cool to be a young mom...besides i really need to get these cigarette and coke stains off my teeth...just in case i have to smile when the papz come by the house again...
By Anonymous, on 10:24 PM
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