Britney Spears is a Wonderful Mother Part 2
TMZ is reporting that prior to Britney Spears' first stint in rehab, she visited the Miami clothing store Bebe where she appeared "out of it." Insanity ensued:
...Brit handed over her kids to the store's salespeople so she could peruse the racks of clothes. The gal's got priorities! When it came time to try the items on, Spears didn't bother with a pesky dressing room -- and stripped down right in the middle of the store -- in front of staff and other customers! We're told the "Toxic" singer even tried out some new dance moves for her shocked audience."
Ooh, how hot that must've been! A deranged, bloated inbred trying to be sexy as everybody else was dodging hair extensions and barbecue sauce. Meanwhile, Britney's kids were trying to find the break room because they haven't eaten in about three days.
Here are the pictures of Britney in a wig and borrowed bikini before rehab again because they're funny, and we're lazy:
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21 Comments:
i would have hid in a clothing rack and masturbated with a fury that bordered on the insane.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
Everyone who told Britney she's hot was wrong.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
"...dodging hair extensions and barbecue sauce"
They were also dodging the torpedo titties. That top picture is hilarious - she has no neck!
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
I don't care, I'd still nail it. Shit K-Fed had the right idea. Smash it out, marry it, and then take it for all it's worth.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
funny at the stressed out troglodyte
clutching her baby. Look at the mug on that thing. Shit. How does she rock him to sleep?
caramba!
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
What, she couldn't buy a couple of bras while on her latest shopping spree???
Damn, that's some sag!
By CheeryBitch, on 1:17 PM
Blah, news as usual...
I'll find it really interesting when Ms Joy Hickey here tries to commit suicide by intentionally choking on a handful of Doritos.
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
"i would have hid in a clothing rack and masturbated with a fury that bordered on the insane."
That was hilarious, outstanding work.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
"i would have hid in a clothing rack and masturbated with a fury that bordered on the insane."
How desperate you must be.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
Who the fuck hands their kids off to salespeople as if they're part-time daycare workers? Classless deluded rednecks I guess.
I would have just looked at her weird and walked away laughing.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Poor poor kid. Britney is history and the kid will pay the price for it.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
Is there something wrong with the comment posting or did my office block me from using it or something?
I think Britney and Bobby Brown should get together now that they're both single. She did cover one of his songs...badly. Just imagine it...they could smoke crack and beat the shit out of each other all day. That would be primetime tv gold. The only people more insane than Britney are the people around her who let her believe that this shit is okay. Someone must have told her at some point that she's above child protection laws.
By Docktator, on 4:00 PM
Britney looks like a ham. A spoiled, rotting ham.
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
Still funny how someone supposedly so hot is the weak link in a group shot with two nobody plain janes. If you're hot you should be able to put on a Star Jones mask and dudes are still filling up the pool with drool.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
everyone wants to see you try on clothes in the middle of the store...and hand your babies to the salespeople while you're shopping!
By Anonymous, on 9:04 PM
Just. So. Fug. Tarded.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM
I think she should try the UFC
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
Everything about Britney Spears' behavior after she had Jayden suggests to me that her post-partum depression may have evolved into post-partum psychosis. I loathe her music, but I feel bad for her. I don't think she's been in control of her actions for months now, dating back to that pathetic interview she did with 20/20 or Dateline or whatever, where she clearly looked depressed and dissheveled and sad.
By Anonymous, on 5:56 AM
This whole thing is gonna make one HELL of a Lifetime Channel M.O.W.
By Anonymous, on 8:53 AM
If Britney Spears suddenly goes bankrupt and becomes widely available for just about any dude that makes a decent living...would any of you care enough to bother with this tramp at all if she were to come on to you? I think most of you would just to say you dated Britney Spears.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 AM
No Neck??? What the fuck, man, she has a HUGE neck.....the girl has a huge-ass, thick, line-backer NECK!
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
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