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Charlize Theron is at the Beach

It's hard to be Charlize Theron. She's thin, rich, the beach is her back yard and her dogs seem nice. Then while she's minding her own business, she has random girls coming up to her and talking to her, a boy trying to grab her breast and some damn toddler trying to show her his dumb toy plane. If she was a more like Cameron Diaz, she would have broken that kid's plane and thrown it in the water along with the corpses of that dark haired boy and those two girls. But no, she has to be all nice and friendly. Psh, whatever.

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17 Comments:

do not type "first" or I will hunt you down like the dog that you are.

I think the dog was licking peanut butter off her recently.

By chuggdog, on 1:55 PM
not to mention that walrus who might attack her.

By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
If that boy is going for her breast he's got really good eyesight.

By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
"single"? she broke up with Stuart Townsend?

By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
imdb says they're engaged. don't know how reliable that is, though.

By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
"a boy trying to grab her breast"

What breasts?

By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
to 2:44 - she has a prettier face than you, so it doesn't matter if her boobies are small :)

By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
oh and i'd much rather be thin and have small boobs, then chubby with big ones. charlize theron still has a feminine waist to hip ratio, so don't even start calling her a little boy. the only ones who do that are just fat asses trying to make themselves feel better.

By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
OMG how them mighty have fallen. She doesnt have a pinky fingernail to her nose or a joint in her hand, Is she still a celeb?

By Chilly, on 5:07 PM
slow day? call me a sadist, but all i want is stories about britney raping pigs and inanimate objects falling out of lindsay's vagina.

By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
i was gonna say... did not expect to see pics of charlize on here... there really is nothing bad you can say about her...

By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
She's a cool lady, and actually acts like one. No drunken keeling over or flashing her vaggie for attention.

and that thing with the tot is too cute!

By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM
I don't care too much about being thin or rich...but I would give my right and left arm to have the beach as my backyard.

By Molly, on 11:51 PM
I'd prefer to be thin and small breasted,too, rather than chubby with big breasts.
In one shot, it kind of looks like her nipple is exposed. One with the kid.

By Anonymous, on 7:27 AM
The two "girls" were probably asking: Does your dog bite?

By Anonymous, on 7:32 AM
Believe it or not, a friend asking about an actress: blonde with big boobs was on oprah. Turned out to be Charlize theron!

By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
no right arm no left arm how would you be having a swim in that beach
:P

By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM