Christina Aguilera Shouldn't Wear a Bra
I'm really not understanding the plate of armor Christina is wearing under her dress. If you're going to wear a see through dress and a skirt that short, a bra seems a little insulting. This is just my opinion of course, and has nothing to do with the awesome coincidence of Christina and Britney both wearing fishnets on the site today. I never knew how amazingly versatile fishnets could be, because Christina looks hot. Britney looks like she lives in the park.
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48 Comments:
Her grinder monkey husband must really satisfy her. She seems uninterested in attracting attention from other men.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
she must be so embarrassed that she left the house with no makeup on.
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
I think the bra accentuates there size.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
Her plate of armor is the eight layers of make-up she has on. She must me hideous without all that crap on her face. God only knows how she take off that white dress and not smear all that crap on it.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
lol 11:37.
She just can't seem to let go of the Moulin Rouge, over the top, scary hooker clown look.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
Who the hell does her makeup? A five year old?!!
By Sorceresssss, on 12:15 PM
Why do some people find this girl so attractive? She's below average, at best. Must be the celebrity status and the makeup + "sexy" clothes that get people turned on. You know, Hollywood can make a cow look like a princess.
What I don't like about Christina, actually, is her slutty attitude. She doesn't need to be like this. She's actually a very good singer and that's what she should concentrate on. Seems to me like a case of an ugly duckling (when younger), who's overly coming out with her sexuality. The girl has an insatiable need to be noticed. Kind of pathetic, really.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
She's got grandma "hose" on to cover up any spider veins. They are almost tights.
Jesus Christ Christina, grow up already and wash off mommy's play makeup.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
Wow she could have the biggest herpes outbreak on the planet and with all that makeup you'd never know!
Hey wait a minute...................
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
Her make up is over-the-top, but on the other hand, at least she's trying to look good. Compare this to the post immediately after this one...
Remember when Britney was the hot one?
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
10 bux once,
10 bux twice...who pays less??
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
i dont see how people say she acts like a slut when shes married and admits to not being attracted to "pin-up hunks". shes just diva-ish and i love her. shes not the hottest female in hollywood but shes pretty hot...way hotter than her beginning days when she was an anorexic troll. she says she loves having thicker skin while celebs like jessica alba says she hates her curves and wish she was skinnier.
this girl isnt out and about like all the other female celebs and she isnt sleeping with everyone in hollywood. we barely hear about her in the media so i solute her for being one of very few celebs whos known for doing their job rather than being a media whore.
By prettyboy, on 1:15 PM
okay random rant:
why must I look at angelina's crusty lips now? I realize she was always the backdrop on the site before but I didn't used to have to actually LOOK at her.
I just detest her, her stupid life partner and her stupid life partner's whiny ass ex-wife and the fact that these three are everywhere. Why is no place sacred from their triumverate of unneccesary coverage???
I know I know. Get my own site. But the thing I used to like about IDLYITW is that it hates on everyone equally. Well, everyone except angelina.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
wow, that sure was a brave rant from such an anonymous poster. nice work.
By your momma, on 1:29 PM
what exactly is underneath all that makeup? does she have really bad acne scars or something? most celebs wear makeup, but christina puts it on with a trowel. she's got to be hiding something.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
i dont see how people say she acts like a slut when shes married and admits to not being attracted to "pin-up hunks". shes just diva-ish and i love her
Are you out of your freaking mind?
Before she was married she ran around and told anybody that would listen to her that she bangs black guys only because "white boys aint got enuf flava."
Yet she marries Mr. Jew McJewwy.
Lying sack of cunt.
Now she tells anyone that will listen how much sex she has with him.
Nobody cares now. You're married to Whitey McCracker and you're still playing dress up with fake eyelashes, spray on tanning and bigger fake boobs.
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
ginormous bra and massive turtleneck. way to look like a heifer, christina.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
I've finally been with a woman in real life, so I'm afraid I no longer find Christina attractive.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
she looks like a fuck doll the kind that howard had in his radio show
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
Anonymous said...
Are you out of your freaking mind?
Before she was married she ran around and told anybody that would listen to her that she bangs black guys only because "white boys aint got enuf flava."
Yet she marries Mr. Jew McJewwy.
Lying sack of cunt.
Now she tells anyone that will listen how much sex she has with him.
Nobody cares now. You're married to Whitey McCracker and you're still playing dress up with fake eyelashes, spray on tanning and bigger fake boobs.
2:16 PM
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she said she prefers men of color because she likes a guy with flava. i have that issue of rolling stone. men of color could be black, latino, indian, arab etc... doesnt neccessarily mean black. ontop of that she is half latino so she is basically a woman of color herself despite her caucasian appearance.and she even said jordan was the first white boy she dated. she never ran around saying she fucks nothing but black guys thats false. and she doesnt go aroud blabbing about her marriage......they keep asking her. do you not know how interviews work???
in other words you're either a fat heffer working at wal mart or some flamming gay guy who loves celebrity gossip.
By prettyboy, on 3:22 PM
Hey whore, how much ?
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
it was all a joke: she's on her way to the anna nicole smith tribute party.
the theme? what did ANS look like just before the end.
By damo, on 3:41 PM
Well . . . I am no fan of Christina's, but her life seems a lot more together than the girl who most people were praising as a classier version of her. The irony is in the pictures below.
Who knew?
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
LOVE the heels. So sexy!!!
I want her legs resting on my shoulders
By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
that push up bra is too small or something...besides, she doesn't really need it cause her boobs are already big thanks to the falsies she got ages ago...she looks like she's about to tip over in the outfit...white see thru dress with white push up/stuffed bra...what's the point unless you want people to notice how hard you try to be all the freakin time (i may add)?
By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a freaking minute!!! Does she have some sort of inflatable device under that turtle neck?
That pair looks ginormous - even by her usually voluptuous standards... What is this: A "size" depending on your mood that day...? ("Gee, I feel like a Triple DDD tonight honey...")
Loose change...
By Anonymous, on 5:54 PM
"...or some flamming gay guy who loves celebrity gossip." (3:22)
i love when people end their rants with misspellings. way to go out on a high note, dork.
By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM
Prettyboy, why are you holding on to that old issue of Rolling Stone? Stop jerking off to it, get off the internet, and go meet a real woman. Or man. I havnt figured you out yet.
By Anonymous, on 6:19 PM
as far as i m concerned i think she sholdn't be wearing anything at all...
By yogi..., on 6:20 PM
6:20, that's too frightening to even contemplate. a stick figured, bow-legged ooompa looompa with big fake tits. i think her naked self would be a horrible, horrible sight.
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
damn, chicken legs
why does she shows those quarters off? i want to crank up the fry daddy when i see "her legs"
By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
There is a girl on Dancing with the Stars who looks just like her, except cute and clean and not slutty. Cristina Aguilera Bratman whatever is like the neighborhood hoochie who will never live down her slutty past, even if she gets married and de-skankifies a lil' bit. Oh well. She's still rich.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM
'I never knew how amazingly versatile fishnets could be, because Christina looks hot. Britney looks like she lives in the park.' ..............u r frigging bias...a strong supporter of a real whore lyk christina..do u really huv eyes to say that christina is hot? look at her fake boobs, such a slutty poser...OMG...open up yr eyes..HAHAHA
By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
Shes hot and too good for you so don't be acting like you are all that Gomers...besides who the fuk is looking at her legs...queers...
6:28 PM
7:19 PM
By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
It just occured to me that her legs might be a bit thin because she does not spend much time standing....she does seem to have a strong back...and u guys are still gomers..
By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM
8:28, if by queer you mean i don't like xtina's fowl-like lower appendages, then i'm flaming right up there with elton, .... moron
but, if by queer, you mean a butthole surfer, then, again, you're a moron
k mcphee... those are sexy legs!
By Anonymous, on 10:59 PM
Hey, 2;16, lay off the anti-semitism. If I were offered circumcision plus 40 years wandering in the wilderness to tap that, I'd sign up with YHWH in a minute and call myself lucky. You are definitely one of the "chosen people" if you're getting kitty like this...
By Anonymous, on 12:02 AM
She must have had a near accident in her car, because the airbags stuck to her chest.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 AM
Who just a couple years ago, during Christina's assless chaps phase, thought in the end it would be Britney who would spiral down the toilet of drugged out, burnt out skankdom and that Christina would come around and actually end up the comparitively classy one?
Not me.
Christina could be the next Madonna with endless staying power if she continues her recent good sense...Britney's the next Anna Nicole.
By N B, on 4:44 AM
That's a molded bra, and it looks like it is just too big for her. I have one and they can be tricky to wear, they're really best for shaping you under a t-shirt or something that isn't terribly clingy, otherwise it can give you this breast-plate type look. Hell even I know that, and I'm not wealthy enough to have a stylist.
Also, basic bra 101, do not wear a white bra under a white shirt. Flesh tones only, or it will show through like that.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM
She's only half latino when it suits her. The other half used to get railed by black guys only.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
Wow, truly she is very attractive, I wish i looked like her, I really dont care how all you haters think she is ugly because she is WAY more BEAUTIFUL than me and everyone here.
By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM
Come on, Anon 2:16! If you're going to rail on us Heebs, at least get the anti-semitic nicknames straight. It's Jewey Jewberg, not Jew McJewwey--that's the new Kosher sandwich at McDonald's. Oi!
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
I havent seen her dad but its possible her latino dad could be caucasion race. I know everyone is calling latino a race but if you do some research its actually more of a culture of many different races. Some latinos are white. Some are black but most are inbetween( the "inbetwee" ones usually are of native american descent mixed with many other htings). Sammy Solsa is latino but still black because he is of african descent. My ex boyfriend's mother is latino and from spain but as white as they come. Im not convinced her dad is a latino thats not of European Descent (white) because I haven't seen him. People seem to think because your from a different country that means your of a different race and thats not true. Nationality and race are two differen things. So to me this is just a white girl and yes is only is "latino" when it suits her.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
I think she looks great *shrug*
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
a little wordy, 9:04, but i agree wholeheartedly with your point(s).
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
-Christina is looking like a cheap fucking drag queen!!!. Yuck.
She´s fake as ever. She drowns herself in makeup, a fake tan, and disgusting hair!. That is NOT pretty to me.
By the way, those fake tits are sick.
By some guy, on 11:36 PM
She's starting to look like a wax version of herself ...
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
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