Anna Nicole Smith Overdosed

41 Comments:

  • she should have made her safe word "vicodin". you know she knew that word.

    By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM  

  • "caused by the perforation in an abscess in her left buttock"

    Howard Stern is such a loser. She's drugged and unconscious, and like any guy in that situation he decides to go for sleeping-anal. But he ends up sticking his dick in a pus pocket swelling out of her buttcheck. For chrissake, dude, it's perfectly normal to rub the head around confusedly for awhile in search of the more resistant opening, but at least get into the asscrack first.

    By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

  • Does this mean that Anna was not an American Princess whose death we had to feel bad about as if it was a national tragedy like Entertainment Tonight wanted us to feel?

    By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

  • lol @ 1:51.

    I still hold Stern responsible. He is reported to be the one picking up all those prescriptions for her. He enabled her addiction instead of encouraging that retard Anna to get into AA or NA. He knew it was going to kill her and he was ok with that as long as he had either a mention in her Will or custody of her kid.

    I noticed the statement about no evidence of homicide has dots in front of and behind it...wonder what the rest of teh statement said. no evidence of homicide...yet? Results pending? Her death, while predictable, is just too convenient for Stern.

    By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM  

  • so she died from a popped ass pimple? man, i've been flirting with death on a daily basis...

    By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM  

  • She weighed 178 pounds when she died! What a fat ass!

    Oops cross that out I mean Puss filled ass.

    Here are the drugs:
    1.Trichloroethanol (TCE) 75ug/mL (active metabolite)
    2.Trichloroacetic acid ( TCA) 85ug/mL (inactive metabolite)
    B. Therapeutic drugs :
    1. Diphenhydramine (Bendaryl) 0.11 mg/L
    2. Clonazepam (Klonopin) 0.04 mg/L
    3. Diazepam (Valium) 0.21 mg/L
    4. Nordiazepam (metabolite) 0.38 mg/L
    5 Temazepam (metabolite) 0.09 mg/L
    6. Oxazepam 0.09 mg/L
    7. Lorazepam 22.0 ng/mL
    C. Other non-contributory drugs present (atropine, topiramate, ciprofloxacin, acetaminophen)


    No wonder she didn't need to be embalmed for 2 weeks!

    By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM  

  • Favorite line from the actual autopsy report (online):

    "The anus is unremarkable."

    Unremarkable??? ANuS was our own Princess Diana!

    By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM  

  • The tattoos are...interesting:

    TATTOOS:
    There is a pair of red lips in the right lower abdominal quadrant.
    Two red cherries are on the right mid pelvis.
    A "Playboy Bunny" is on the left anterior mid pelvis.
    The words "Daniel" and "Papas" are on the mid anterior pelvis region.
    A mixed tattoo on the right lower leg and ankle represents: Christ's head; Our Lady of Guadalupe; the Holy Bible; the naked torso of a woman; the smiling face of Marilyn Monroe; a cross; a heart and shooting flames.
    A mermaid on a flower bed with a pair of lips underneath it laying across the lower back.


    ummm...a tattoo of her son's name above her pussy...eeeeeewwww...

    By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM  

  • I've finally decided on a career - medical examiner!

    "The duodenum contains bile-stained thick tan fluid. The jejunum, ileum, and the colon contain yellowish fluid with a thick, cloudy, particulate matter."

    Ok, everybody, that's LUNCH!

    By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM  

  • "The vagina is normally wrinkled and contains no foreign matter. "

    That wasn't true when she was trying to get her citizenship in the Bahamas! bing-bong heyoo!!!

    By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM  

  • "Dissection of the buttocks reveals diffuse subcutaneous scarring and fat necrosis of the adipose tissue bilaterally with three subcutaneous cystic structures containing light yellow, clear, thick liquid within the left buttock. The right buttock contains similar cysts with similar content, with at least one cyst wall being calcified.The left and right buttocks have foci of recent, hemorrhagic tracts within the subcutaneous adipose tissue and the superficial and deep muscular layers extending from the skin surface. There is a deep-seated 3 x 2.5 x 2 centimeter abscess within the musculature of the left buttock with a creamy, yellow-green pus on sectioning."

    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupy
    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM  

  • She OD your kidding what a shock are ther sure she OD?

    By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM  

  • Ewwww......... there goes lunch.

    By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM  

  • Her ass was filled with garbage on account of human growth hormone, which some idiots take because they're told it slows aging.

    It can create cysts which when popped give you flu-like symptoms and lower your immune system.

    Perfect time to pop mad pills and push your already beleagured body over the limit.

    She died like the ignorance and dispicable piece of trash that she was. It was the best thing that could have happened to that newborn baby. Guaranteed she'll now be raised by someone who would do a better job than Anna. Can you imagine this bitch trying to live her life through a daughter?

    By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM  

  • 9 drugs in her system at once? and Stern was there? How can anyone feel sorry for that stupid fuck enabler?


    and i agree with 12:50...who tatoos their kid's name there? nasty. brings new light to all those rumors that Daniel is the baby daddy.

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • 178 lbs is a good weight for a woman with her frame. I'm quite sure that all the other drugs followed on top of her use of diet pills to get the Nicole Ritchie skeleton figure all you pedos love so much. If American males actually had fully mature heterosexual sex drives, instead of fixations on preadolescent boy bodies without all the scary sexual features of real women, Anna Nicole would be alive and healthy today, and her baby would still have her mother. In that sense, it's a true tragedy.

    By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM  

  • I'm with 12:11. I'm thinkin' Stern had way too much access to the above listed (thank you, 12:43) prescription crap. It would be as easy as:

    "Here honey, I just got back from the pharmacy...here's those flu pills you wanted..."

    Sick fucker. Can't live long on a dead girl's coat-tails, Howie! Not the way you're snorting the greenbacks.

    By Vigilante, on 2:23 PM  

  • hey, cmon, ease up. what's a little deep-seated ass abscess filled with creamy yellow-green pus among friends?

    By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM  

  • glad they solved that mystery, because no one had absolulely any idea how she died....I'm feeling very sarcastic today.

    By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM  

  • remember the day she died? it was sooooo much fun for a full week after that. sigh...good times, good times...

    By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM  

  • A little shit crust on that and you'd have a Boston Creme donut.

    Mmm, mmm...good stuff.

    By Vigilante, on 2:59 PM  

  • "I'll have a dozen Anna Nicole Smith Cream-filled Ass Abscesses ... wait, no, make that eleven Anna Nicole Smith Cream-filled Ass Abscesses and a plain cruller ...yes, of course - to go."

    By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM  

  • I totally disagree about 178 being a good weight for her height. Gosh--I'm 130 and 5'6" and feel like a fatty, which, Vigilante, brings me to your oomments on Boston Creme donuts. You have now ruined the only donut I will eat. I can credit you with a loss of 5 l-b's this year. THANKS!

    By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM  

  • 3:28...

    You're welcome, dahling!

    By Vigilante, on 3:41 PM  

  • Another skank bit the dust, good riddance.

    She was a waste of oxygen.

    By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM  

  • Maybe...just maybe....this is the lasy we will hear of this chick.
    ...But I doubt it.

    By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM  

  • Birthplace Houston, Texas
    Birthdate November 28, 1967
    Date of death February 8, 2007
    Measurements 38"DD - 26" - 38"
    Height 5 ft 11 in (1.8 m)
    Weight 140 lb (64 kg)
    - Wikpedia

    140 !?!?!?!?!

    And whoever said 178 is a good weight for her frame, u r nuts.
    I dated a girl 5'10'', she weighed 150 and looked good.

    By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM  

  • ...and in other news...the world continued to turn on its axis...Paris Hilton's private life was further exposed in yet another suddenly appearing video tape...and I farted after eating refried beans...


    Next! What else you got?


    Loose change...

    By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM  

  • considering her tits must have weighed 15 pounds each, maybe a weight of 178 is not so unbelievable.

    By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM  

  • Eww, why did you post these post-mortem pics of a dead, ugly corpse? Her lips are already receding away from her gums and teeth.

    And anon 1:51, sheesh what a bitter fatty you must be. NOBODY thinks Nichole Richey is sexy. But my wife is thin, hard, and healthy with small breasts, and if that makes me a pedo, I'll have her come and kick your fat ass.

    By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM  

  • Wow, I'm in shock. Who would have ever thought?

    By Slick Rick, on 7:12 PM  

  • Just another dead junkie, nothing less, nothing more.

    By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM  

  • Am I the only one who didnt hit this?

    By Anonymous, on 8:23 PM  

  • sweet, now we know and never have to hear about one of the least significant people who has ever lived ever again.


    please?

    By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM  

  • "I dated a girl 5'10'', she weighed 150 and looked good."

    bet he became a killer hoops player when he finally went through puberty. oops, i meant "she".

    By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM  

  • Her last words were "does this abscess make my ass look big?"

    By Anonymous, on 9:21 PM  

  • I think if Howard loved her as much as he said he did, he should have done more to get her off the drugs, an intervention, send her to rehab..At the very least he should have taken her to the hospital, I read that she was really sick for a while before she died..It seems to me that everyone just stood around and let her die....

    By Anonymous, on 5:42 AM  

  • A fitting end for a woman like her. I expected her to die on the toilet, with some decency. Jeez, the hotel room is low, drug overdose is ok, dying from old age is ok, but dying in a hotel!?! Her words that she used before she died was "IF I was to do anything for charity, it would be to give up the botox in my entire body so african children can look good.

    By Anonymous, on 7:40 AM  

  • "But my wife is thin, hard, and healthy"

    Just reading that gave me a chubber. How big is her cock when it's hard?

    By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM  

  • 6.50,go on,admit..its ok if you
    confess that its your son.We'll get
    you the help you so desperately need.

    By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM  

  • Boy I knew there were HATERS but this is rediulous - For goodness sakes have a HEART....This is where you DON'T hate the PLAYER HATE THE GAME - She knew how to play it got PAID and the people around her tuened into the game they let her DIE. NO MORE FREE MEALS FOR THEM!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM  

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