judging by those legs, i'm guessing she works out a lot less than ryan phillmeuppe. and nice jawline on the last two pics - "i'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse".
Can't hate her for trying. Guys (like me) have been trying to pick up women who are out of their league for years. Plus, Ashlee's do-able. It's not like she's Camryn Manheim or something.
aww is that a picture of his daughter on his dog tag? That is so cute. Ryan is friggen gorgeous. And Reese is NOT ugly, they were a great looking couple.
Ashlee Simpson is still busted. I don't care how much plastic surgery she has, it doesn't help. It's a shame that her older sister is so dumb and desperate for attention that it over-shadows all the attractive genes she managed to get her hands on. It's sad that Ashlee was so miserable with the way she looked, not to mention so jealous of her sister, that she had herself completely altered. It's pathetic.
Who could blame Ryan for brushing her off? She a whack-job, just like her entire family. I'm still getting over the fact that there are people in this world that will invent relationships with other people to keep them in the media's attention (starts with a J and rhymes with Hessica).
The sad thing about Ashlee is that now that her music career is dead (I know, surprise!) she *might* have been able to get a modest acting career going. That is, until she sawed off the quirky good looks she had going for her and sanded herself down into a completely generic LA blonde. Her "singing" gives me hives but I always thought she had a neat look about her, and now she's pulled a Jennifer Grey. Oh well, I'll always have Ashley Tisdale.
I'm glad she dropped that whole "I'm such a rebel" look. The whole slutty country whore thing suits her better .. made her sister a whole bunch of money ...
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Ryan Phillippe's gay, so you probably have a chance.
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
What's with Asslee's outfit?
Is she starring in a 'HeeHaw' movie?
By joejoe, on 9:01 AM
judging by those legs, i'm guessing she works out a lot less than ryan phillmeuppe. and nice jawline on the last two pics - "i'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse".
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
I hate to admit it,but Ashlee's legs made me reconsider. But just the legs.
By Shangri-la Dee Da, on 9:14 AM
No Simpson has overreached like this since Ron Goldman got stabbed.
THAT is fucking hilarious =o)
By Chantelle, on 9:14 AM
She tried to pick up RYAN but ended up going home with an UGLY dude so the streak still goes on , ugly guys get to suck simpson titties
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
Can't hate her for trying. Guys (like me) have been trying to pick up women who are out of their league for years. Plus, Ashlee's do-able. It's not like she's Camryn Manheim or something.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
Damn that Ryan sure is pretty. Maybe too pretty, hmmmmm.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
i concur...the simpson/goldman thing was HILARIOUS! i thought she was dating that braxton guy; guess i'm out of the loop.
ryan's breaking skank-o hearts all over hollywood...first lindsay, now ashlee. good call, ryan!
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
Ryan Phillippe is hot. I'm glad he got out of that relationship with Reese. She's too ugly for him.
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
aww is that a picture of his daughter on his dog tag? That is so cute. Ryan is friggen gorgeous. And Reese is NOT ugly, they were a great looking couple.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Succubus. I do not think it means what you think it means.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
Ryan has got to be one of the hottest guys on earth.
At this point, women's panties remove themselves when he gets within 50 ft. or so.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
Ryan is totally hot. He looks the best when he has Jake's jizz on his washboard abs.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
No Simpson has overreached like this since Ron Goldman got stabbed
I had to laugh about this line until I farted. Good show.
By annenahm.com, on 12:11 PM
A sixpack of Jake's Jizz. Available with pink triangle opener.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
Ashlee Simpson is still busted. I don't care how much plastic surgery she has, it doesn't help. It's a shame that her older sister is so dumb and desperate for attention that it over-shadows all the attractive genes she managed to get her hands on. It's sad that Ashlee was so miserable with the way she looked, not to mention so jealous of her sister, that she had herself completely altered. It's pathetic.
Who could blame Ryan for brushing her off? She a whack-job, just like her entire family. I'm still getting over the fact that there are people in this world that will invent relationships with other people to keep them in the media's attention (starts with a J and rhymes with Hessica).
By The Docktator, on 12:45 PM
Ryan told Ashley to send over her sister, "you know, the one with the strong jawline"
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
The sad thing about Ashlee is that now that her music career is dead (I know, surprise!) she *might* have been able to get a modest acting career going. That is, until she sawed off the quirky good looks she had going for her and sanded herself down into a completely generic LA blonde. Her "singing" gives me hives but I always thought she had a neat look about her, and now she's pulled a Jennifer Grey. Oh well, I'll always have Ashley Tisdale.
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
Succubus. I do not think it means what you think it means.
We have a lot of new people here, so for clarification: Most of IDLYITW's titles are sarcastic. FYI.
By clarification guy, on 2:58 PM
Ashlee is looking pretty yummy in these pics. Great looking legs and feet.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
I'm 45 years old and I wouldn't touch that snotty, untalented, fugly waste of skin. Except to poke her with a stick when she was dead.
By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
I'm glad she dropped that whole "I'm such a rebel" look. The whole slutty country whore thing suits her better .. made her sister a whole bunch of money ...
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
Hello! mamma would like a piece of that fine booty, mmmmm
By Anonymous, on 1:26 AM
Ryan is like 2 feet tall. I saw him out at a bar once, and he is honestly no taller than 5'5. That is so short for a guy....
By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM
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