It's all fine and good for Bam to want 'sexy' pictures of his new wife for his own private use, but for God's sake.....why, oh why, does anyone else have to be subjected to this?
Dang. She's very thin and not very shapely. At least she hasn't succumed to plastic surgery. Of course, there's not too much they could do for her not having an ass.
What a nasty looking girl. Anyone else noticed that her head is 3 sizes too large for her shoulders? And what's with all the tattoos among them? The tough biker look is just silly.
They must have photoshopped those fucked up lines she gets on her face by her mouth when her weird mouth talks or smiles. That chick is so harsh to look at and I have to admit, I've watched that show..a few times and she is SO annoying. She ruined him. She says his name like this "Beeee--AM". Okay you had to be there.
A man could sure as shit do worse. I'd tear this girl up. She has a LOT of sex appeal and that goes a long way in my book. I'll take a 6 with high sex appeal over a 10 with no sex appeal any day of the week.
that chick is not naked she is nude naked is when the lady spreads her legs to be nice with her fans oh and she alos spreads her butt cheeks thats naked
come on people...she may be a "dog," but Bam isn't exactly Adonis. he's a fuckin sleazy rat faced douchebag. he deserves much less than this chick. he should be on his knees every night thanking his lucky stars.
1. Ugly. He looks dirty all the time, and like he stinks. I can't imagine getting anywhere near him. Having to see his wife nekked is one thing, but having to see his arms around her kissing her? Blech. Vomitous. Come one. You guys know if a woman had that growth on her face, it'd have a nickname by now--which I'm all for. But why doesn't HIS? He's so hideous and small and insecure looking.
2. small-peckered; back to the insecurity. Ever notice how shifty-eyed he gets when someone on the show plays a trick on him? Looks like a baby on the verge of a tantrum. All of these things, along with the ridiculousness that is him, lead me to suspect a small penis.
3. GAY. Which is okay, I'd prolly like that whole show a lot better if they'd all just come out. It's funny, now Jackass/Wild Boys is considered some sort of extreme manly man show. But, um, THEY'RE GAY. I guess they'd lose their audience, huh?
She may not be easy on the eyes (muscle tone? ass? These things are missing), but I still think he lucked out because...ugh. *shudder*
This girl is HOT! I know guys who are interested in celebrities are mostly gay, but still, these comments are ridiculous. Be honest and wait to evaluate pictures of other guys.
i was eating subway when i viewed this. was being the key word. ugh. for shame bam, that's the best tail you can get with all that money. i'd pay her to put it back on.
Oh yippy: Two Uglys. The ONLY redeeming quality in any of these pix is that it's nice to see one gal who hasn't gone completely bare down there like an 8 year old...
Other than that: anyone know the way to the vomitorium...?
i was eating subway when i viewed this. was being the key word. ugh. for shame bam, that's the best tail you can get with all that money. i'd pay her to put it back on.
would you really, jared? have another bite of your subway and tell yourself that you're too good to tap that.
and how can you deny the visible anal hairs in the last picture?
How can you willingly let everyone in the world see your wife naked? People have no shame...like great your in-laws have seen you totally nude...I could not live like that..
O.k., you guys DO realize that by calling her "fugly" you're putting her in the same category with Fergie and Paris Hilton, right?? Charlize Theron, no. But definitely a LOT better looking than Paris, Nicky, Britney, Fergie, and Lindsay COMBINED. I guess if a woman isn't 5'10", 120 pounds, blonde-haired and showing off a fake rack she's automatically "ugly." What a wonderful world we live in.
Reggie, good point concerning the Subway response. However, those aren't anal hairs~~it's a very small portion of the couch she's lying on that is showing between her asscrack. I thought it was, too, until I looked a little closer.
she can't be sexy...she has this facial expression of almost being surprised and it seems that she's thinking 'am i sexy? is this working? ' plus her face in general is just...kind of unattractive
Wow, no tits, no ass, and skanky tattoos, exactly the kind of girl I like to fuck.
Wait a sec, no. No she's not the kind of girl I fuck, she's the kind of girl I shudder at as she walks by.
Way to scrape the bottom of the barrel, Bam. You're rich, famous, and could bang any hot chick you want to, but you marry this instead. As a fellow guy I'm shocked and appalled. Give your money to me and I'll make good on it!
Two stupid ugly tattooed white trash retards. Real classy... posing with your naked wife, as if to say "LOL HAY GUYZ LOOK WHAT I GOT!!" Too bad she's not very pretty and leaves almost nothing to the imagination. What a whore. And I agree with whoever said Bam is a ratfaced fug.
Maybe that's a babe in your world, but in the real world, (where people don't pick up chicks at the local trailer park), she's not a babe, sorry. Some of us have standards. (And admittedly, my standards aren't always that high, especially after drinking all night. But I still wouldn't stick my dick in that girl)
Then again, like many of you said, it's not like Bam's a real prize either. I suppose they're perfect for each other.
Doesn't anyone watch his show on MTV?...Bam was asked to do the celebrity guest photographer thing for Playboy's website...and he was asked to photograph Missy. During the episode she vehemently refused to do nudity, but I guess that was all an act.
Hello!? People, look again - she has the body, ass and face of a 12 year old boy. SHOCKER! What else do you marry when you are gay but not out of the closet? Your HS sweetheart that's who! The only person that truly "knows you" and the only other person that knows you were gay way back when you dated in HS and your impotence problems with hetero chicks became apparent. Who else would be stupid enough to sign a prenup, let you take naked pics to prove how manly you are but also allow you to continue unfettered in your gaydom under the guise of marraige?
M-I-S-S-Y
Too bad Don Vito is absent. Naked pictures of a fat, half retarded, crusty old, child molesting male felons would probably be more to Bam's liking.
Never heard of him, never will, can't be bothered about him.
Just - how cheap is that?! Be the pimp of your own wife to get some media attention breadcrumbs. Wonder if he's offering blowjobs from her to random bypassers so they would bother to ask him for an autograph.
She may not have the prettiest face, but she's attractive. And I actually think her body's really sexy. Her body looks natural, what's wrong with that?
Ok, total dog, maybe not. But cute/hot? F no. You guys are nuts. If you like girls like this, you should visit PA and NJ where they are a dime a dozen (and not considered hot). Trust me. Those of you writing she is cute must either be her friend or must look just like she does.
Wow all the arse this guy can get and he ends up with a chick with falt small boobs, sticks for legs and no butt. I guess she has a great personality and is a wonder in the kitchen.
They are beautiful pictures and she is a nice looking girl. You don't get rich and marry some money grubbin whore, you marry the one who you knew liked you before you had money. Most of you people on here only wish you had a girlfriend/wife who had a tenth of her beauty. Move out of your parent's basement fellas, it's really pathetic.
WOW .... lookie here. We have a whole bunch of haters. How bout you all look in the mirror right now, think about the last girl you were with and read the comments you left. Half of you would be lucky to have your girl willing to pose in front of camera naked. The other half of you have no chance to get a girl that looks remotely close to this girl and thats why you're on a BLOG hating on Bam's wife lol Have any of you considered the fact that she is a freak in bed?? Ofcourse NOT haters!!
Lucky to have a skank that drops her clothes in an instant to try and get 1 minute of fame that you knew since high school that is going to divorce you in 2 years?
yeah what happened to don vito!! and that girl is hideous. shes so cheesy. liek the one where she has her arms around her neck and hes pulling her thogn, she looks liek a little kid. nice attempt at porn
I love how people criticize those making negative comments with insults like "you could never get a girl this hot" "you're on a blog hating people" and "move out of your parents basement"
If that's the case, then why are YOU taking time out of your precious schedule (which I'm sure consists entirely of banging supermodels and travelling to exotic locales) to comment?
Face it, we're all losers for commenting on here.
Anon 12:24 and 11:31, you're not better than anybody else here, so fess up to being a loser or fuck off.
She's not attractive in the least. And for those of you tards who say "I'd like to see what you look like", I say fuck off. I'm a natural blonde, round face, big eyes, big bootie and boobs, small waist and very pretty. Not to brag, but you guys act like she's the hottest thing since sliced bread. She's a buttaface.
Is it just me or does anyone else think Bam will get fat and gross like his dad and uncle? I hate the way he talks out the side of his mouth. Gross. He looks like he'd wipe boogers on her ass during sex.
Thank you, 9:26. I was going for the "maybe this is Sally Struthers" (Gloria from "All in the Family") comment but you beat me to the punch with a more observant one. Kudos.
She looks like a meth addict who just got fired from her job as a Wal-Mart cashier. Good for Bam,his fame got him the hottest chick in the WHOLE trailer park! "Bam's White Trash Union" is more like it. GodDAMN, American women really are quite ugly, and they look MUCH older than they actually ARE. I was rather hoping my mates were lying about the ugly trashiness of "American Girls" but, sadly, no.
And where are YOU from my dear??? Probably some village in Mesopotamia where the women don't shave their armpits or pubes and don't own a toothbrush. Egotistical communist bastard.
And by the way, I know of some very nice looking Wal-Mart cashiers~~why in the hell did Playboy do an issue about them? Go shove that up your ass.
Her face is dog ugly. What the hell is Bam thinking? Also if your cellulite is so bad that it needs to be photo shopped to make your body look HALF decent then you really shouldn't be posing nude for the public. I really am disappointed Bam.
Missy is beautiful on the show and they are a great couple together. Stop acting like assholes because you guys don't have a relationship like they do. Jenn was such a whore she probably slept with the whole CKY crew...fuckin' slut. Missy and Bam are great!
yea a lot of the guys on this page are retarded missy is beautiful and if you cant take stupid little flaws that in effect make a person what they are then dont google nudes of her.
ok firstly missy is very pretty.& secondly i think men need to get this false image of women out of their heads.the playboy image.big boobs,blonde hair cause this is a real women.she looks great.
alright alright ppl as funny as it is to watch/read about how ugly she is you gotta give her a little credit. she is married to one good-lookin not to mention rich fella and how many of you lovely wemon.......men would parade your naked ass on the world wide web. truth be told i dont wanna see bams wife naked i wanna see BAM!..yep..... bam.... a full frontal would be nice
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It's all fine and good for Bam to want 'sexy' pictures of his new wife for his own private use, but for God's sake.....why, oh why, does anyone else have to be subjected to this?
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
that's the best he could get? i thought the rule was that even quasi d-list celebrities married hot chicks.
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
How much does he pay this photoshopped skank to pose nekkid in front of his drooling lens?
By Desiree, on 12:15 PM
lol dear God those are so photoshopped.
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
REALLY slow news day.
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
Where the hell did they shoot this? The break room at Medieval Times?
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Wow, this is one classy couple. Why couldn't Brit and Kfed have done this when they first got married. Back when Brit was still hot?
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
12.33
If I remember correctly from Viva La Bam, isn't that his room?
Wait, are they still living with his parents?
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
wow....shes really not very attractive.
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
That's his house - the parents live with him and this chick is a childhood friend - i guess he didn't want a gold digger.
(and yes, i'm embarrassed to know these details)
By 54, on 12:42 PM
she looks a lot better with straight hair
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
Dang. She's very thin and not very shapely. At least she hasn't succumed to plastic surgery. Of course, there's not too much they could do for her not having an ass.
Pity.
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
Why the long face, Missy?
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
she is a dog face. woof.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
Just because you take off your clothes doen't make you pretty to look at..what a dog!
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
What a nasty looking girl. Anyone else noticed that her head is 3 sizes too large for her shoulders? And what's with all the tattoos among them? The tough biker look is just silly.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
Ugly people don't interest me. Next.
By 'bu brad, on 1:05 PM
They must have photoshopped those fucked up lines she gets on her face by her mouth when her weird mouth talks or smiles. That chick is so harsh to look at and I have to admit, I've watched that show..a few times and she is SO annoying. She ruined him. She says his name like this "Beeee--AM". Okay you had to be there.
By Kim M, on 1:20 PM
lol i don't think she's so bad.better than britney anyway
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
Wait . . . did he marry Pete Burns, the 80s singer who sang "you spin me right round baby, right round . . .", cause that's HIM!
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
A man could sure as shit do worse. I'd tear this girl up. She has a LOT of sex appeal and that goes a long way in my book. I'll take a 6 with high sex appeal over a 10 with no sex appeal any day of the week.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
that chick is not naked she is nude naked is when the lady spreads her legs to be nice with her fans oh and she alos spreads her butt cheeks thats naked
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
He's cute. She's fugly. The end.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
Jenn Rivell >>>>> This chick.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
She has a nice target on the small of her back to shoot the "glazing" on. I'm sure she is down for anything and everything. This raises her appeal.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
come on people...she may be a "dog," but Bam isn't exactly Adonis. he's a fuckin sleazy rat faced douchebag. he deserves much less than this chick. he should be on his knees every night thanking his lucky stars.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
Um, am I alone in the assertion that he is
1. Ugly. He looks dirty all the time, and like he stinks. I can't imagine getting anywhere near him. Having to see his wife nekked is one thing, but having to see his arms around her kissing her? Blech. Vomitous. Come one. You guys know if a woman had that growth on her face, it'd have a nickname by now--which I'm all for. But why doesn't HIS? He's so hideous and small and insecure looking.
2. small-peckered; back to the insecurity. Ever notice how shifty-eyed he gets when someone on the show plays a trick on him? Looks like a baby on the verge of a tantrum. All of these things, along with the ridiculousness that is him, lead me to suspect a small penis.
3. GAY. Which is okay, I'd prolly like that whole show a lot better if they'd all just come out. It's funny, now Jackass/Wild Boys is considered some sort of extreme manly man show. But, um, THEY'RE GAY. I guess they'd lose their audience, huh?
She may not be easy on the eyes (muscle tone? ass? These things are missing), but I still think he lucked out because...ugh. *shudder*
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
This girl is HOT! I know guys who are interested in celebrities are mostly gay, but still, these comments are ridiculous. Be honest and wait to evaluate pictures of other guys.
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
i was eating subway when i viewed this. was being the key word. ugh. for shame bam, that's the best tail you can get with all that money. i'd pay her to put it back on.
By johnny, on 3:19 PM
Oh yippy: Two Uglys. The ONLY redeeming quality in any of these pix is that it's nice to see one gal who hasn't gone completely bare down there like an 8 year old...
Other than that: anyone know the way to the vomitorium...?
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
bitch looks like a busted teri hatcher
By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM
i was eating subway when i viewed this. was being the key word. ugh. for shame bam, that's the best tail you can get with all that money. i'd pay her to put it back on.
would you really, jared? have another bite of your subway and tell yourself that you're too good to tap that.
and how can you deny the visible anal hairs in the last picture?
By reggie, on 3:50 PM
Wow, wadda dog. Bam's definitely a queer.
By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM
yuck.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
wow is this a disgusting couple or what. He is this proud of HER to release these pics? Her face is totally busted.
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
Damn, what a butterface. Bam looks more like a chick than whatever the fuck his wife is supposed to be. He still sucks skater cock to be in magazines.
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
Yuck and Yuck...
By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM
How can you willingly let everyone in the world see your wife naked? People have no shame...like great your in-laws have seen you totally nude...I could not live like that..
By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM
O.k., you guys DO realize that by calling her "fugly" you're putting her in the same category with Fergie and Paris Hilton, right?? Charlize Theron, no. But definitely a LOT better looking than Paris, Nicky, Britney, Fergie, and Lindsay COMBINED. I guess if a woman isn't 5'10", 120 pounds, blonde-haired and showing off a fake rack she's automatically "ugly." What a wonderful world we live in.
By Jennifer, on 4:34 PM
And by the way, Jenn Rivell looked like a washed-up trailer whore. Just my thoughts.
By me me wonderful me, on 4:36 PM
And that's the bottom line, 'cause "Anonymous 3:16" said so.
By Mikki, on 4:38 PM
she is ugly yikes!. and who shaves their snatch like that any way? a rectangle? give me a break she's ugly and dumb.
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
Reggie, good point concerning the Subway response. However, those aren't anal hairs~~it's a very small portion of the couch she's lying on that is showing between her asscrack. I thought it was, too, until I looked a little closer.
By jennifer, on 4:41 PM
she can't be sexy...she has this facial expression of almost being surprised and it seems that she's thinking 'am i sexy? is this working? ' plus her face in general is just...kind of unattractive
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
Wow, no tits, no ass, and skanky tattoos, exactly the kind of girl I like to fuck.
Wait a sec, no. No she's not the kind of girl I fuck, she's the kind of girl I shudder at as she walks by.
Way to scrape the bottom of the barrel, Bam. You're rich, famous, and could bang any hot chick you want to, but you marry this instead. As a fellow guy I'm shocked and appalled. Give your money to me and I'll make good on it!
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
What the hell are you losers talking about, she's a freaking babe!
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
Where the hell did they shoot this? The break room at Medieval Times?
LOL
You said it!
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
If any of you watch the show and have seen other pics of her, she is way cuter. He really is lucky he got a girl like her. Bam's gross!
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
its nice to see that not everyone seems to shave their pubic hair off.
She is better looking than Paris, Fergie, and Britney (now)
He is disgusting. He looks like his balls would smell like rancid taco meat
By Anonymous, on 5:16 PM
please, anyone... what the hell does NSFW mean?? And yes, I agree shes fugly. But look at Bam, how much better could he possibly do?
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
She'd get it.
She's sexy in a tornado-bait kind of way.
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
SHES F*CKING BEAUTIFUL!
-JACOB.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
Holy Mother of... Can we pass some sort of law to keep these two "sexy" beasts from making babies???
By Happy To Not Be A Bamtard, on 6:56 PM
@ Anon5:45-
NSFW = Not Safe For Work.
You're welcome.
By spanky, on 6:56 PM
All i have to say is WTF are you people talking about shes gorgeous...BAM did a really good job. :)
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
Two stupid ugly tattooed white trash retards. Real classy... posing with your naked wife, as if to say "LOL HAY GUYZ LOOK WHAT I GOT!!" Too bad she's not very pretty and leaves almost nothing to the imagination. What a whore. And I agree with whoever said Bam is a ratfaced fug.
By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM
HER head is not 3sizes to big for her its the way shes holding it but whatever i think shes a beauty!
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
To anon 5:02 :
Maybe that's a babe in your world, but in the real world, (where people don't pick up chicks at the local trailer park), she's not a babe, sorry. Some of us have standards.
(And admittedly, my standards aren't always that high, especially after drinking all night. But I still wouldn't stick my dick in that girl)
Then again, like many of you said, it's not like Bam's a real prize either. I suppose they're perfect for each other.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
FROG AND TOAD ALL YEAR!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:59 PM
dude she looks like a MAN in the second to last pic. grossss!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:55 PM
Doesn't anyone watch his show on MTV?...Bam was asked to do the celebrity guest photographer thing for Playboy's website...and he was asked to photograph Missy. During the episode she vehemently refused to do nudity, but I guess that was all an act.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 PM
Hello!? People, look again - she has the body, ass and face of a 12 year old boy. SHOCKER! What else do you marry when you are gay but not out of the closet? Your HS sweetheart that's who! The only person that truly "knows you" and the only other person that knows you were gay way back when you dated in HS and your impotence problems with hetero chicks became apparent. Who else would be stupid enough to sign a prenup, let you take naked pics to prove how manly you are but also allow you to continue unfettered in your gaydom under the guise of marraige?
M-I-S-S-Y
Too bad Don Vito is absent. Naked pictures of a fat, half retarded, crusty old, child molesting male felons would probably be more to Bam's liking.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 PM
No one in their right mind would watch that show.
Where's her ass?
By Viv, on 12:05 AM
She has a really odd shaped head, maybe it's just the way the photo was taken, but her head looks really big in contrast with her body lol
By Anonymous, on 12:26 AM
She looks nice to me. Good body.
By Ef, on 2:48 AM
Never heard of him, never will, can't be bothered about him.
Just - how cheap is that?! Be the pimp of your own wife to get some media attention breadcrumbs. Wonder if he's offering blowjobs from her to random bypassers so they would bother to ask him for an autograph.
By Die Krautsalaten, on 4:00 AM
Egads, that face. She could get a job at the skankiest strip club in Pittsburgh.
By mutterhals, on 5:28 AM
She may not have the prettiest face, but she's attractive. And I actually think her body's really sexy. Her body looks natural, what's wrong with that?
By Anonymous, on 6:15 AM
Ok, total dog, maybe not. But cute/hot? F no. You guys are nuts. If you like girls like this, you should visit PA and NJ where they are a dime a dozen (and not considered hot). Trust me. Those of you writing she is cute must either be her friend or must look just like she does.
By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM
In pic #4 you can see the jaggies in her leg and thigh where she was photoshopped to hell.
Amazing - she has not 1 blemish or pore.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM
yup alot of fags on here obviously. shes a sexy bitch
By Anonymous, on 8:28 AM
Wow all the arse this guy can get and he ends up with a chick with falt small boobs, sticks for legs and no butt. I guess she has a great personality and is a wonder in the kitchen.
By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
To anon 8:28... Sorry, you lost me when you said "fags", because we all know that's such an intelligent argument.
Of course we all know it's only closet cases who use that word as insults. Come out of the closet, sweetheart, your rainbow is showing.
By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
Does anyone besides ME miss the fuck out of Don Vito???
By Jennifer, on 10:40 AM
They are beautiful pictures and she is a nice looking girl. You don't get rich and marry some money grubbin whore, you marry the one who you knew liked you before you had money. Most of you people on here only wish you had a girlfriend/wife who had a tenth of her beauty. Move out of your parent's basement fellas, it's really pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
butterface
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
That is the skinniest horse I have ever seen.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
WOW .... lookie here. We have a whole bunch of haters. How bout you all look in the mirror right now, think about the last girl you were with and read the comments you left. Half of you would be lucky to have your girl willing to pose in front of camera naked. The other half of you have no chance to get a girl that looks remotely close to this girl and thats why you're on a BLOG hating on Bam's wife lol Have any of you considered the fact that she is a freak in bed?? Ofcourse NOT haters!!
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
Lucky to have a skank that drops her clothes in an instant to try and get 1 minute of fame that you knew since high school that is going to divorce you in 2 years?
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
yeah what happened to don vito!! and that girl is hideous. shes so cheesy. liek the one where she has her arms around her neck and hes pulling her thogn, she looks liek a little kid. nice attempt at porn
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
I love how people criticize those making negative comments with insults like "you could never get a girl this hot" "you're on a blog hating people" and "move out of your parents basement"
If that's the case, then why are YOU taking time out of your precious schedule (which I'm sure consists entirely of banging supermodels and travelling to exotic locales) to comment?
Face it, we're all losers for commenting on here.
Anon 12:24 and 11:31, you're not better than anybody else here, so fess up to being a loser or fuck off.
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
I think she looks good.
By Anonymous, on 5:54 PM
She's not attractive in the least. And for those of you tards who say "I'd like to see what you look like", I say fuck off.
I'm a natural blonde, round face, big eyes, big bootie and boobs, small waist and very pretty. Not to brag, but you guys act like she's the hottest thing since sliced bread. She's a buttaface.
Is it just me or does anyone else think Bam will get fat and gross like his dad and uncle? I hate the way he talks out the side of his mouth. Gross. He looks like he'd wipe boogers on her ass during sex.
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
She is lovely. Most guys like a body like hers. Would you rather see plastic tits and blonde hair?
By jack w, on 9:07 PM
"I'm a natural blonde, round face, big eyes, big bootie and boobs, small waist and very pretty."
like Miss Piggy?
bragging about your looks on a blog is as stupid as insulting other commentator's looks on a blog.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
"Would you rather see plastic tits and blonde hair?"
If this is the other alternative? Then yes, yes I would rather see that.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
First of all Missy is a beautiful girl stop hating...
the girl who wrote this..
"I'm a natural blonde, round face, big eyes, big bootie and boobs, small waist and very pretty."
I bet your one ugly fuck..
By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM
damn what a couple of desperate "never-was" fugtards
By Anonymous, on 7:46 AM
Thank you, 9:26. I was going for the "maybe this is Sally Struthers" (Gloria from "All in the Family") comment but you beat me to the punch with a more observant one. Kudos.
MOLESTA LA BRESTAS!!!!!
By Jennifer, on 9:06 PM
I'd hit it. Both of 'em.
By Johnny Knoxville, on 2:48 AM
She looks like a meth addict who just got fired from her job as a Wal-Mart cashier. Good for Bam,his fame got him the hottest chick in the WHOLE trailer park! "Bam's White Trash Union" is more like it. GodDAMN, American women really are quite ugly, and they look MUCH older than they actually ARE. I was rather hoping my mates were lying about the ugly trashiness of "American Girls" but, sadly, no.
By Anonymous, on 8:04 AM
8:04:
And where are YOU from my dear??? Probably some village in Mesopotamia where the women don't shave their armpits or pubes and don't own a toothbrush. Egotistical communist bastard.
And by the way, I know of some very nice looking Wal-Mart cashiers~~why in the hell did Playboy do an issue about them? Go shove that up your ass.
By Jennifer the American Bitch, on 8:53 AM
I like how all of you talk shit about her when i guarentee none of you could do better.
By Micheal, on 3:13 AM
I make less than half of what he does and my wife doesn't look like a man...
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
Thanks for the linkage
By WWJ, on 5:47 PM
Her face is dog ugly. What the hell is Bam thinking?
Also if your cellulite is so bad that it needs to be photo shopped to make your body look HALF decent then you really shouldn't be posing nude for the public.
I really am disappointed Bam.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 PM
Missy is beautiful on the show and they are a great couple together. Stop acting like assholes because you guys don't have a relationship like they do. Jenn was such a whore she probably slept with the whole CKY crew...fuckin' slut. Missy and Bam are great!
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
yea a lot of the guys on this page are retarded missy is beautiful and if you cant take stupid little flaws that in effect make a person what they are then dont google nudes of her.
By Dan, on 10:08 PM
ok firstly missy is very pretty.& secondly i think men need to get this false image of women out of their heads.the playboy image.big boobs,blonde hair cause this is a real women.she looks great.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 PM
I know one thing. I'm considered attractive (and no, I'm not bragging) but would hate to have this group judging my nude shots!
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
she is so fuck*** ugly .... blehhhhh she looks like skeleton ... but... they udes photoshop for sure... but...she is still ugly ;) bam is blind xD
By nainen, on 11:08 PM
Bam is SEXY
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
alright alright ppl as funny as it is to watch/read about how ugly she is you gotta give her a little credit. she is married to one good-lookin not to mention rich fella and how many of you lovely wemon.......men would parade your naked ass on the world wide web. truth be told i dont wanna see bams wife naked i wanna see BAM!..yep..... bam.... a full frontal would be nice
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
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