IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: David Beckham Really Loves Posh

David Beckham Really Loves Posh

50 Comments:

This chick needs to put on some weight.

By Anonymous, on 8:47 AM
"I'm not really sure you can call it cheating if it's in self-defense."

holy hell!! that has to be one of the best lines ever! still LMAO :D

By Anonymous, on 8:52 AM
Damn Posh is hideous. Are you guys blind in the UK?

By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
His wife, on the other hand, looks like she should be serving drinks on Jabba the Hutt's sailing barge.

Yeah, I was wondering why she kept saying "Oota Goota, David?" at the bar. She's also got a Gamorrean's nose.

By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
Even though I PERSONALLY don't cheat, I would be more than happy to help HIM cheat on his wife. Who can blame him for looking at everyone else but her?! He's fucking beautiful, and she's well....an ex-spice girl.

By The Docktator, on 9:28 AM
That chick that he was supposedly "checking out" is no where as cute as Posh! His loss!

By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
LOL! Posh Spice is one ugly bitch.

By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
Puhlease, Posh makes that chick look like a brown paper bag.

By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
9:07AM, we in the UK for the most part don't like her and think she's ugly. She ruined Beckham's boysish good looks and he looks ragged now.

We are happy she has left us for the USA. She's your problem now :D

By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
9:38AM, funny that you mention brown paper bag because Posh is wearing one (it's black though), but her beef-jerky skin balances it out. She IS a brown paper bag.

By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
Apart from the fact that she hangs off of her husband like white on rice (excuse the overused metaphor) because she has low self-esteem and is afraid he's going to run into Tom Cruise's arms at any moment, she also looks like she's clinging to him because she is probably aenemic and is going to faint at any moment.

By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
She's definitely has made herself into quite a peculiar looking thing. She kind of looks like an android. if you magnify the picture of her you can just make out the outline of her latex face.

By MikeG, on 9:56 AM
omg he is sooo f@*kin HOT! if only he didn't sound like a whiney british gay man...his voice is soooo NOT hot- at all- I was actually shocked to hear him speak..but what I would have him do would require NO TALKING at ALL...

By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
p.s why does her nose look like that? did she pay for that job?

By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
Sorry people, I think Posh is hot. Always have.

By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
She's definitely got some appearance issues (overtanned, pig nose, etc.), but I freakin' love her hair cut! Very chic.

By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
Posh is fucking ugly and David Beckham has fucked up teeth and a girl voice. They're both overrated.

By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
why did pagesix have to tell us that she barely ate anything??? who isnt aware that the bitch doesnt eat??

and david beckham is not a very good lookin guy and he has a very high pitched female voice. he can still do better than posh though.

By prettyboy, on 10:51 AM
That woman he was allegedly staring at isn't really all that hot, but at least she looks like she's from Earth, unlike SOME people who shall remain nameless, oink oink

By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
^they don't care about teeth in England. And they wear Dr. Seuss looking hats to weddings. Just saying.

By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
They don't seem to care about each other very much. Every pic I see the two of them in, they're not even looking at each other. It's like they're together because it's good publicity or something.

By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
^ bingo. with their kids and immense wealth, a divorce would be public and financial suicide. he'd rather cheat...and she'd rather look the other way- in the direction of new christian louboutin heels

By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
Her dress is fucking cute. I have always thought she was exotic looking. Attractive, not pretty.

By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
The headline should have been "Eurodouche Really Loves Femmebot".

By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
Never been much of a fan of *Posh*, but she actually looks kind of ok here. Or it's just been a long week and I'm delirious.

By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
I'm sorry, I'm a girl and have never seen the big deal over this guy, he just looks average. I wouldn't have noticed him on the street, unless he was in my way. I don't know why ... I just don't notice blondish guys in general. They don't look manly enough. lol

She is too skinny, ew. Baggy knees. I still don't like the hair, it's ok in front I suppose.
She would look Ok to me with 15 pounds, darker hair, & less tan. Oh wait, that's what she USED to look like ....

By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
Her haircut is fierce! I love it!

By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
12:24 - Baggy knees? Um, what? Her knees are nice. Her face, not so much.

By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
Id do the stiff Posh but again todd...classic!

By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
i love posh. anyone know what her tattoo says?

By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
Does this creepy plastic woman EVER smile???? She always looks sullen and completely pi**ed off.

I just looked up old pics of her with longer, pretty hair, and in some she actually knew how to smile! She WAS prettier years ago, but I guess now looking like a skeletal leathery praying mantis is much more chic. I can't stand her at all, and can't possibly see what DB finds attractive in her now.

By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
I love this little gem from the article:

"Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything."

WHAT?! FOR REAL?! NO WAY!!!

In other news, my feet cried out after having seen the last photo; she's practically begging for arthritis to happen in 10 years!!

By Rikka, on 5:12 PM
Nothing wrong with how Michael Jordan looks! I think he looks better than Brad Pitt and David Beckham! More talent too

By Anonymous, on 5:57 PM
yes 2:01pm, I know what her tattoo says. It reads:

gold-digging, pig nose.

By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
She never smiles because she is self conscious about her smile. It's not flattering because her side teeth are really pointy, and her nose goes up even higher, so she give the pout instead.

Either way, she's ugly, so it doesn't matter.

By Anonymous, on 11:23 PM
Thats the model he was looking at??? the bitch is UGLY looks like a horse damn he has bad taste ,no wonder he still fucking posh bitch
he is an ugly fucker ,guess to many hits on the head with that FOOTBALL got him all fuckedup

By Anonymous, on 11:36 PM
Americans - if you're so hot, why not post a pic of your good selves? I bet you've got faces like a rottweiler choking your pet rabbit.

Put up or shut up.

By Dunfyboy, on 3:18 AM
Both of them are moronic, vapid, talentless twats. They're stealing valuable oxygen that could be used by someone who is actually worth having around.

By Anonymous, on 4:31 AM
(Dem bones
dem bones
dem dry bones
Dem dry,dry bones.)

"Oh, listen David, they're playing our song!"

By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
Her ring is so huge...keeps her from blowing away into the wind.Nothin' like a big rock to keep ya grounded!

By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
So he's a serial cheater because he stares at women? Jesus!

By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
The pic of the woman he was supposedly staring at is nothing to write home about...Posh is way better looking than this chick, freaky plastic surgery and all.

To the chick who said she wouldnt notice David if he passed her on the street...DYKE! He is smoking hot and you know it!!!

By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
Im shocked that she thinks she needs to be so thin...seems like the bad toothed brits like em chubby anyway, like those two big boobed girls that were on here the other day...blech. i forget their names, probably because they arent famous here. lucy pinder and someone else with big boobs and a beer gut.

and to think, posh used to be the good looking spice girl. poor brits, the best they can do is about 20% hottie.

the girl he was staring at supposedly is ugly though too.

By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
Jordan is better looking than Pitt. The girl he was staring at is not hot. He is not that hot. Victoria is so insecure and shallow that is what makes her ugly. she was pretty before all the plastic surgery.

By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM
She's a complete disaster. She should sue her plastic surgeon for freezing her face in that awful death mask.

By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
Those shoes are so amazing!!!!
Please eat something pig-nose.

By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
"..i love posh. anyone know what her tattoo says? "

Yep.

"Made in China. Not suitable for small children, small parts may cause choking hazard"

Agreed anon 10.37 totally. He'd be far sexier if he was a mute.

By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
Oh, please.

Sounds like this 3rd rate chick is fucking an editor at a British tab and he's trying to help her career along a bit by concocting this tale. I would believe this story if the chick didn't look so fucking plain and boring. "Model" my ass. Maybe in the Sears or KMart Catalogues.

By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
Gee how tall is he? She's wearing MASSIVE stiletto heels and still he's a good 6 inches taller.

By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
The problem is Posh looks like a stick with some silly ass looking melons on it...David is probably more attracted to a real woman, instead of what he's got right now, seriously, if he tried to eff her she'd probably break in half...

By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM