Actually he's staring at the broad flat ass that now hangs from her middle-aged-lady saddlebag hips and thighs (btw, great shot of her waddling away). He deserves to get paid for that, and she knows it.
She's got a really unfortunate case of classic white girl weight gain. From the waist down, everything is expanding sideways, while the back stays flat, like a pear that's been stepped on. I bet she's wearing longer-length clothes on top to hide the fact that she has to buy jeans with a too-big waist, just to fit over the cellulite packs she calls hips. She should be happy she has anybody at all, even if he doesn't have any upcoming projects, you know, coming up, as upcoming projects tend to do.
Anonymous said... She's got a really unfortunate case of classic white girl weight gain. From the waist down, everything is expanding sideways, while the back stays flat, like a pear that's been stepped on. I bet she's wearing longer-length clothes on top to hide the fact that she has to buy jeans with a too-big waist, just to fit over the cellulite packs she calls hips. She should be happy she has anybody at all, even if he doesn't have any upcoming projects, you know, coming up, as upcoming projects tend to do.
10:24 AM
Anonymous said... 10:24,
Not many people have the talent to point out other people's mistakes on blogs. What a brilliant life you must lead.
10:34 AM
10:34, not many people understand what the hell you're talking about. what a retarded life you must lead.
Hm, i count four words. Then again he's living off his GF - which doesn't require too much math skills. ;-)
And Jesusf*ckinchrist, that JLH went out of shape! I never considered her remarkably attractive. Or talented. Even less talented than attractive. Her attempts of a music career where exemplified pathetic. She can ill afford to lose her superficial assets.
not particularly hot, or talented, but then she never was, so there you have it. She's still skinnier and in better shape than the 63% of overweight Americans. With stats like that, its a safe bet more than half the people who've posted here are fat.
post all the denials you want, that's a nasty out-of-shape secretary's ass and saddlebag thighs. except she's not a secretary, she's a "hot" actress. except she's not "hot" or much of an actress. i could leave my office and walk down the hallway and see a girl with a better butt within 5 minutes. it's true that americans have become really fat, but that means we should admire the few among us who are shapely, not redefine beauty as having a "normal" packing of cellulite all around.
"She's still skinnier and in better shape than the 63% of overweight Americans. With stats like that, its a safe bet more than half the people who've posted here are fat."
So what? It's a safe bet than none (0%) of the people who've posted here are professional actresses or models. Everybody's got other types of jobs that don't involve physical beauty, instead they involve, you know, stuff that's useful to society. If another fat actress calls Jennifer Jigglethighs a pear-shaped cellulite hound, that'd be hypocritical. Likewise if Kelly Clarkson called the Häagen-Dazs Whisperer anything except "fall-off-the-bone tender." But us? Cmon, Jennifer Lovesto Chewit is always sold to us as a total hot(tit)ie, so fuck yeah, we're gonna rip on her when she's photographed busting a seam on a pair of my sister's post-pregancy jeans.
I'm no Love fan, but I totally don't get why people think she's fat. I'm 5'5" and 130 pounds and I wish my body looked like hers, so I'm assuming she weighs less than I do. And I'm not fat at all. (I know that this is asking for trouble and a bunch of you will tell me that at 130 lbs I am fat but I'm secure enough that I'm okay with that).
damn. physically, her tits (and to a lesser extent her face) are her only saving graces. she's the standard bottom-heavy midget white girl of america.....explain again why she's a celeb? oh, wait.
These pics are nothing. There are shots of her on the set for the current season of Horse Whisperer where she looks like a cankled, saddlebagged everymom off to pick up the kids after school. With ginormous tits, granted, but really that just makes her the type of mom that helps the dads make it through PTA meetings.
There is nothing wrong with her body. She is not fat at all. She just has hips! Im 5'2, 128 lbs and I bet half of you guys would think Im a fat ass, which Im not. Screw you and your ideals of what a womans body should look like.
oh great another girl dating a loser , WHY do you girls always date a LOSER or a "BAD BOY" then you bitch about all men , oh men are bad men cheat men are loser well fucking duh you chose those kinds of men you like that crap , women start dating GOOD men , or are you scare that if you do you won't have nothing to BITCH about ???
2:39 PM - yaaaaaawn. I'm interested in seeing the stories and pictures that celebrities don't want me to see. I couldn't care less about anonymous you and your self-esteem isssssssues. Nothing personal. It just aint that type of party.
Presumably everyone here claiming that JLH is fat is either a girl or a gay guy. That's what a woman's ass should look like. Flat asses suck, skinny asses suck. Say what you will about her career or lack there of, but JLH is hot, and your boyfriend thinks she's hot but won't tell you because he's afraid you'll get angry and won't put out.
Yeah, she's chubbed out a bit, but if she were going to be in a movie she would just hire a personal trainer and chef and get whipped into shape in no time.
You can't starve yourself all the time, gotta live a little. Everyone can't be a Mary Kate, or Ashley and just live on lettuce and water.
Gee, I never knew there was a such thing as 'classic white girl weight gain.' I suppose 'classic black girl weight gain' is all juicy, round and perfect for crunkin right? gimme a break.
i love the people saying she'll snap her fingers and get back into shape. she's porked WHILE she's doing her TV show. this is for good, folks; her hot days are over, time to begin the grieving for her tits, now that they're orphaned from any surrounding hotness. and spare me the "sexy curves" bullshit - check out the top pic. her ass doesn't have shapely curves, it's just a lot wider than it used to be. she'll be at the beach this summer in a a swimsuit with a frilly skirt over the bottom, like all the other past-prime bottom-heavy women. you'll even be able to see where she missed an obvious spot shaving on one side. welcome to ordinaryville, "Love" - why don't you look happy???
I'd do her. I can't judge her ass because those jeans are a bit loose, but I love me some hips. Wide hips = better sex. Especially, when you're hitting it doggystyle.
wow, its comments like this about JLove being "fat" that would potentially make me nervous about leaving the house. I wonder what kind of a world you guys live in to call her fat. I live in manhattan, and she would be considered average around these parts...then again new yorkers aren't really know for being particularly vain or in shape...right.
56 Comments:
Two words: Bowel Movement
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
2 words: cash money!
By g-money, on 10:10 AM
gee, no pics of unrelated naked chicks to accompany this pointless story?
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
Actually he's staring at the broad flat ass that now hangs from her middle-aged-lady saddlebag hips and thighs (btw, great shot of her waddling away). He deserves to get paid for that, and she knows it.
By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM
She's got a really unfortunate case of classic white girl weight gain. From the waist down, everything is expanding sideways, while the back stays flat, like a pear that's been stepped on. I bet she's wearing longer-length clothes on top to hide the fact that she has to buy jeans with a too-big waist, just to fit over the cellulite packs she calls hips. She should be happy she has anybody at all, even if he doesn't have any upcoming projects, you know, coming up, as upcoming projects tend to do.
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
they're doing great things with liposuction theses days.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
Todd, what a southern gentleman you are :)
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
10:24,
Not many people have the talent to point out other people's mistakes on blogs. What a brilliant life you must lead.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
10:34 AM - "idontlikeyou" is kind of a clue re: what this blog is all about. If you must visit here, try not to be so teary-eyed.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
Little advice......stare at her tits, NOT HER ASS. Unless you dig the cottage cheese that you can't eat.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
Anonymous said...
She's got a really unfortunate case of classic white girl weight gain. From the waist down, everything is expanding sideways, while the back stays flat, like a pear that's been stepped on. I bet she's wearing longer-length clothes on top to hide the fact that she has to buy jeans with a too-big waist, just to fit over the cellulite packs she calls hips. She should be happy she has anybody at all, even if he doesn't have any upcoming projects, you know, coming up, as upcoming projects tend to do.
10:24 AM
Anonymous said...
10:24,
Not many people have the talent to point out other people's mistakes on blogs. What a brilliant life you must lead.
10:34 AM
10:34,
not many people understand what the hell you're talking about. what a retarded life you must lead.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
10:34.... and you would be here reading this blog because....? hypocrite.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
She was just dressed down. I still say Jennifer Love is hot and this guy is lucky to see her with or without clothes; top or bottom.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Nice saddlebags there, sugartits.
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
You don't need luck to see a vanilla plumper.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
"Two words: Real estate investment CDs. ..."
Hm, i count four words.
Then again he's living off his GF - which doesn't require too much math skills. ;-)
And Jesusf*ckinchrist, that JLH went out of shape! I never considered her remarkably attractive. Or talented. Even less talented than attractive. Her attempts of a music career where exemplified pathetic.
She can ill afford to lose her superficial assets.
By Die Krautsalaten, on 11:11 AM
She looks like the experienced-but-still-kinda-hot assistant for an established actress, like, say, Jennifer Love Hewitt.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
He's not looking at her ass, he's watching the pin being entered.
By Tazznum1, on 11:49 AM
He's just following her from the ATM and going to mug her! Look out Love!
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
I think she is hot and the year is 1994 and Party of Five is on.
Seriously, I would still do her with a smile. The pants were not that flattering, but you know underneath she is hot and would know how to please.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
Her legs, seen em in a bikini and they are ripply and nasty. Just show your tits already you little pear-shaped munchkin.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
true, underneath she is hot, but that's only due to the heat generated by her thunderthighs rubbing together.
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
MMMMOOOOOOOOOOO
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
not particularly hot, or talented, but then she never was, so there you have it.
She's still skinnier and in better shape than the 63% of overweight Americans. With stats like that, its a safe bet more than half the people who've posted here are fat.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
She is not fat. Those are child bearing hips and she can bear my child any time or at least we can try, try and try some more.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
She is not fat. JLH is cute with great tits. She would look great in a nice tight dress.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
I hate this bitch. Always have.
Still, if you think this is fat you should try looking in a mirror.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
He's not staring at her butt. He was startled by a beep-beep-beep noise, but then he realized she was backing up.
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
post all the denials you want, that's a nasty out-of-shape secretary's ass and saddlebag thighs. except she's not a secretary, she's a "hot" actress. except she's not "hot" or much of an actress. i could leave my office and walk down the hallway and see a girl with a better butt within 5 minutes. it's true that americans have become really fat, but that means we should admire the few among us who are shapely, not redefine beauty as having a "normal" packing of cellulite all around.
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
What's wrong with a girl with hips? Hourglass figures are nice!
By Jay, on 1:20 PM
"She's still skinnier and in better shape than the 63% of overweight Americans. With stats like that, its a safe bet more than half the people who've posted here are fat."
So what? It's a safe bet than none (0%) of the people who've posted here are professional actresses or models. Everybody's got other types of jobs that don't involve physical beauty, instead they involve, you know, stuff that's useful to society. If another fat actress calls Jennifer Jigglethighs a pear-shaped cellulite hound, that'd be hypocritical. Likewise if Kelly Clarkson called the Häagen-Dazs Whisperer anything except "fall-off-the-bone tender." But us? Cmon, Jennifer Lovesto Chewit is always sold to us as a total hot(tit)ie, so fuck yeah, we're gonna rip on her when she's photographed busting a seam on a pair of my sister's post-pregancy jeans.
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
wide flat butt. what's not to like? just like mama. she'd look great in an apron.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
I'm no Love fan, but I totally don't get why people think she's fat. I'm 5'5" and 130 pounds and I wish my body looked like hers, so I'm assuming she weighs less than I do. And I'm not fat at all.
(I know that this is asking for trouble and a bunch of you will tell me that at 130 lbs I am fat but I'm secure enough that I'm okay with that).
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
"What's wrong with a girl with hips? Hourglass figures are nice!"
nothing's wrong with hips when they are in the right place. jluv's "hips" are about three feet too low, thus qualifying them as saddlebags
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
damn. physically, her tits (and to a lesser extent her face) are her only saving graces. she's the standard bottom-heavy midget white girl of america.....explain again why she's a celeb? oh, wait.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
She doesn't look cute anymore. She still tries to grimace that cute 1993 JLH squishy smile, but she's too old now.
She looks 40ish, is she?
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
1:54 PM don't worry, we won't call you fat. we don't care about you at all.
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
These pics are nothing. There are shots of her on the set for the current season of Horse Whisperer where she looks like a cankled, saddlebagged everymom off to pick up the kids after school. With ginormous tits, granted, but really that just makes her the type of mom that helps the dads make it through PTA meetings.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
There is nothing wrong with her body. She is not fat at all. She just has hips! Im 5'2, 128 lbs and I bet half of you guys would think Im a fat ass, which Im not. Screw you and your ideals of what a womans body should look like.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
oh great another girl dating a loser , WHY do you girls always date a LOSER or a "BAD BOY" then you bitch about all men , oh men are bad men cheat men are loser well fucking duh you chose those kinds of men
you like that crap , women start dating GOOD men , or are you scare that if you do you won't have nothing to BITCH about ???
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
2:39 PM - yaaaaaawn. I'm interested in seeing the stories and pictures that celebrities don't want me to see. I couldn't care less about anonymous you and your self-esteem isssssssues. Nothing personal. It just aint that type of party.
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
Presumably everyone here claiming that JLH is fat is either a girl or a gay guy. That's what a woman's ass should look like. Flat asses suck, skinny asses suck. Say what you will about her career or lack there of, but JLH is hot, and your boyfriend thinks she's hot but won't tell you because he's afraid you'll get angry and won't put out.
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
Some of you people are dumb as stumps and others are clearly adolescents.
J-Love has had some major weight gain. She used to be that cute skinny chick with a big rack. Now she is looking like a bowling pin.
BTW, she is in her late 20s or so. WTF thinks she is 40? You ass clown...
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
Damn that girl looks an easy 35 these days. She is not aging well and it has nothing to do with the fact that she's tubby.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
Lookin thick ma! I like it :>
By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM
3:09 = that angry pakistani guy who sits next to me in my ESL class.
By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
Yeah, she's chubbed out a bit, but if she were going to be in a movie she would just hire a personal trainer and chef and get whipped into shape in no time.
You can't starve yourself all the time, gotta live a little. Everyone can't be a Mary Kate, or Ashley and just live on lettuce and water.
By Anonymous, on 7:08 PM
Gee, I never knew there was a such thing as 'classic white girl weight gain.' I suppose 'classic black girl weight gain' is all juicy, round and perfect for crunkin right? gimme a break.
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
i love the people saying she'll snap her fingers and get back into shape. she's porked WHILE she's doing her TV show. this is for good, folks; her hot days are over, time to begin the grieving for her tits, now that they're orphaned from any surrounding hotness. and spare me the "sexy curves" bullshit - check out the top pic. her ass doesn't have shapely curves, it's just a lot wider than it used to be. she'll be at the beach this summer in a a swimsuit with a frilly skirt over the bottom, like all the other past-prime bottom-heavy women. you'll even be able to see where she missed an obvious spot shaving on one side. welcome to ordinaryville, "Love" - why don't you look happy???
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
She's cute
By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
actually 130lbs for 5'5" is normal weight, so since J.Love looks overweight, I doubt she looks better than you.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 PM
i like her better in heelz...throws the weight off alil
By Anonymous, on 5:02 AM
So is she 40?
By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM
flat or fat, she still looks like a mouse.
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
I'd do her. I can't judge her ass because those jeans are a bit loose, but I love me some hips. Wide hips = better sex. Especially, when you're hitting it doggystyle.
By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM
wow, its comments like this about JLove being "fat" that would potentially make me nervous about leaving the house. I wonder what kind of a world you guys live in to call her fat. I live in manhattan, and she would be considered average around these parts...then again new yorkers aren't really know for being particularly vain or in shape...right.
By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
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