Lindsay Lohan brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Party your ass off". You think maybe that could be her problem? Oh yeah, silly me, it must be her boy body. That would explain the guys' jeans she's wearing. Then again, she might have just picked them up off the floor this morning when she woke up in some strange man's bedroom.
Charlotte Church is not really fug. I mean, her face is alright. She's got tree trunks for legs, but she does have a nice rack. Ok, so maybe she is a little fugly. And why is she a whore? Because she's pregnant? At least she got some fat on her, Blohan's ass is nonexistent. AND she has STDs.
i think she's wearing men's jeans... look how long the torso area is, and how much she's had to roll them up... please don't think i'm trying to defend her, she could in deed have noasswhatsoever, but i think part of it may be the pants.
just like how some pants make my butt 'look big'... i'm going with the same theory on that one... *sniff sniff*...
those jeans are beyond unsightly --however, they aren't the cause of her ass' disappearing act. SHE DOES NOT HAVE ONE. simply consult pic 2 for verification. flat as a pancake. and quite attractive! *snicker*
forget the lack of ass! what about those busted SHOES!!! i mean DAMN, ms. starlet... could u at lest get some Kiwi for those god awful scuffs??? grandma wants her slippers back....
no way in hell i come to the rescue of that Lo-Ho, though i have to point out that this how an average girls back looks like when she's not fat. A view which i prefer anytime over some ass implant freak like Coco or a bipod hippo.
32 Comments:
Two words - body double
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
She not only has noassatall, she has a bad case of hungry-ass.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
its a big myth that anal sex and doggy style make a girls ass larger, so she could still be the worlds biggest whore and have no ass at all
By Heather, on 11:44 AM
Ok, I'm waiting with baited breath for the "Charlotte Church is a fug little whore" update. I hope you do not disappoint.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
Why the fuck would anyone care about Charlotte Church?
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
wearing oversized boys jeans isn't helping her ass any.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
Still better than Paris' goiter ass or Kimberley Stewart's melted ass....
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Goodness gracious! Those have got to be the ugliest jeans I have ever seen! No one could make those look good. I think I just had a stroke...
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
Lindsay Lohan brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Party your ass off". You think maybe that could be her problem? Oh yeah, silly me, it must be her boy body. That would explain the guys' jeans she's wearing. Then again, she might have just picked them up off the floor this morning when she woke up in some strange man's bedroom.
By The Docktator, on 12:37 PM
Those jeans rock. Y'all lame.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
most white women suffer from noassatall. big deal
By prettyboy, on 12:57 PM
Charlotte Church is not really fug. I mean, her face is alright. She's got tree trunks for legs, but she does have a nice rack. Ok, so maybe she is a little fugly. And why is she a whore? Because she's pregnant? At least she got some fat on her, Blohan's ass is nonexistent. AND she has STDs.
By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
maybe not that she has noassatall but more that those jeans arent very flattering
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
I doubt it, 1:03. Look at pic 2. Her jeans are just begging to fall down. If she had an ass, there'd be no problem.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
I want her shoes.
I think the ass problem is a combination of her having no muscle tone and unflattering pants.
By Leigh, on 1:40 PM
i have a bigger ass than her,,,,,and i'm a fucking pen,,,,,zoooomm!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
That outfit is painful to look at.
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
Ponch and John want their sunglasses back.
By hoopla, on 4:08 PM
Her jacket matches her pubes
By rashley, on 4:14 PM
i think she's wearing men's jeans... look how long the torso area is, and how much she's had to roll them up... please don't think i'm trying to defend her, she could in deed have noasswhatsoever, but i think part of it may be the pants.
just like how some pants make my butt 'look big'... i'm going with the same theory on that one... *sniff sniff*...
By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
those jeans are beyond unsightly --however, they aren't the cause of her ass' disappearing act. SHE DOES NOT HAVE ONE. simply consult pic 2 for verification. flat as a pancake. and quite attractive! *snicker*
By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
I've seen lots of bikini pics of her. She's always had a freckled pancake ass.
By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM
forget the lack of ass! what about those busted SHOES!!! i mean DAMN, ms. starlet... could u at lest get some Kiwi for those god awful scuffs??? grandma wants her slippers back....
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
What an awesome cleft back she's got!
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
she NEVER had ass just big boobs and now those boobs are a mess
By Anonymous, on 10:55 PM
Dear Todd,
no way in hell i come to the rescue of that Lo-Ho, though i have to point out that this how an average girls back looks like when she's not fat. A view which i prefer anytime over some ass implant freak like Coco or a bipod hippo.
By die Krautsalaten, on 4:44 AM
WHAT A NASTY BUNCH YOU ALL ARE.
By habrow2, on 6:40 AM
i'm sure she has a big anus.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
she's wearing ACNE jeans (model hug), a really cool Swedish brand
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
l. lo is like a crazy older woman.. except she's like 20
By Anonymous, on 11:02 PM
I don't care what people say, I would still do her hard.
By BigPnus, on 9:59 AM
She has a nice ass. Check out those paparazzi pics of her in the blue bikini from over the summer.
she's wearing baggy boy jeans in the pics, what do you expect?
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
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