Lindsay Lohan is the opposite of sexy. Any nipple flash is like a routine medical check. Sorry Linds, you just don't have it. You're either too much of a self-centered bitch, or.... too much of a self-centered bitch.
Whatever you guys, Lindsey looks pretty good to me. I wouldn't mind the oppurtunity to play with her funbags a little and lay a load of man gravy on that stuck up little face of hers (would definately get some in her hair as well).
OMG, the scowly bitch knows how to smile?! Doesn't even look like the same person, I guess happy isn't "in" though. Gotta be a brooding, pissed off slut to be interesting.
OMG, the scowly bitch knows how to smile?! Doesn't even look like the same person, I guess happy isn't "in" though. Gotta be a brooding, pissed off slut to be interesting.
You guys are funny. You go off to the bars on Friday nights and as closing time approaches you work hard to take home some hog with too much makeup and sweat that smells like lifelong desperation. But it's not time for that quite yet, so you're going off on how skanky Lindsay looks in her see-through blouse. Uh-huh.
Lohan doesn't do anything for me. I don't have a thing for redheads. If I was drunk and she was hitting on me I might go for it (with a condom), but I wouldn't go for it sober.
@ 1:19 - Oh no it's another douche who thinks everyone who comments and reads blogs are ugly desperate dorks like him. Yeah we're ALL ugly and never get pussy. You got us!
is it just me or does her mouth look like she's been sucking a lot of... something... lately? look how stretched out it looks... especially in the last pic... it's even complete with herpes.... erm, i mean... *cold*... sore, and everything...
i don't care if she's got a little potbelly, as long as it's bouncing along with those jugs as her head smacks up against the headboard, it's fine with me. she's the perfect annoying little fuck - bam bam bam then pow! right in the kisser, with her whining all the time about how that's not how she likes it. perfect.
This is a very tricky scientific equation that is totally going to be over a lot of people's heads (with or without hair, it doesn't matter)... clearly... so hold on... here we go.
(black shirt of any thickness) + (photoflash) - (bra) = (nipples)
It is also not wise to add (+) a white bra under such circumstances. It's just tacky.
Wearing a black bra under a black shirt is always advisable.
Yeah she such a great talent, that's why her movies bomb and the only good one was good because she was upstaged by a much more talented Rachel McAdams.
Holy GOD she's a mess. She looks like death. I don't know why she looks so sad all the time. All that's asked of her is that she go party all the time and make a few million dollars. Hard life. She actually looks decent in the one picture where she attempts to smile.
What IS her boob doing on the side like that? Gross.
This girl is only 20. She should look so much better than this. You can totally tell if she weren't famous that she'd be working at Hot Topic and stripping at night under some goth name just to finance her daily intake of booze and pills. Trash is trash, rich or poor.
I've officially seen every intimate portion of her body. Her boobs, her ass, her vagina... Thanks for leaving it to the imagination, Lindz. Really appreciate it.
...what's with that crazy orange-face trend in la-la-land? hopefully she's just juicing a lot of carrots or just plain stupid when it comes to bronzers, cuz, if you're tanning youreself to that color, chances are, you're already dead...
I hate this broad with every inch of my being, HOWEVER - she isn't fat. She DOES have a little pot belly going on there, but she's not fat. Compared to her skeleton years, sure, but still....
She IS still hideous though. And that's a whole lotta collagen in those lips.
BTW, I HAVE TO ASK. WTF is she drinking there? Is it a conditioner bottle??!?! Proactive?!??! What? I must know....
It's sad when you're only 20 and you look like you could be your own mother. Girl is just tore up and she only has herself to blame for her stupid ass mistakes which she's probably still making.
She is old and hard looking, but then look at her mother. It is too bad they are just trash with money. Even if she is not still partying, she still doesn't get it. It's only a matter of time til she's blasted again.
Who gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan? I mean, should we deconstruct Herbie: Fully Loaded, or something? She has probably a fourth or fifth grade reading/writing ability, a drug problem, and fucks most mammals. Hmm, sort of like George W., ironically.
The thing I wonder about people like Lindsay or Jessica Simpson is, who do they think they are fooling with lip injections?
Has anybody actually gone to imdb and looked at Hohans photo there? She has no lips. Now she has fish lips. Is that like, hot or something? If I wanted to fuck something plastic I'd stick my cock in a cock bottle.
Meh. For Lindsay, this level of nipple is church-friendly.
I'm more concerned with how she can go around and not notice that her use of facial bronzer and fake tanning solution makes her skin look incredibly dirty.
58 Comments:
Can't wait till she shaves her head.
By dm, on 12:10 PM
After seeing her labia I just don't find her nipples all that interesting.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
Damn she looks rough. Who's gonna die first, Spears or Lohan?
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
You can also see her out of shape belly.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
Lindsay Lohan is the opposite of sexy. Any nipple flash is like a routine medical check. Sorry Linds, you just don't have it. You're either too much of a self-centered bitch, or.... too much of a self-centered bitch.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
she fat. she orange.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Whatever you guys, Lindsey looks pretty good to me. I wouldn't mind the oppurtunity to play with her funbags a little and lay a load of man gravy on that stuck up little face of hers (would definately get some in her hair as well).
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Nice gut, Lindsay. And is that a herpes sore on your lip?
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
Is her boob in the right place? It looks like its coming out of her side...
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
She's just trying to get the attention that Britney's been receiving these past few weeks. Bitch is sad. She should stay her ass home. Fugly ass cunt.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
she's gotten FAT! can't wait for her to come to grips with a non drug assisted metabolism. she sucks!
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
What's up with her inconsistent pigment?
Is she using cocoa powder as make-up now??
By joejoe, on 1:01 PM
OMG, the scowly bitch knows how to smile?! Doesn't even look like the same person, I guess happy isn't "in" though. Gotta be a brooding, pissed off slut to be interesting.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
OMG, the scowly bitch knows how to smile?! Doesn't even look like the same person, I guess happy isn't "in" though. Gotta be a brooding, pissed off slut to be interesting.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
You guys are funny. You go off to the bars on Friday nights and as closing time approaches you work hard to take home some hog with too much makeup and sweat that smells like lifelong desperation. But it's not time for that quite yet, so you're going off on how skanky Lindsay looks in her see-through blouse. Uh-huh.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
Lohan doesn't do anything for me. I don't have a thing for redheads. If I was drunk and she was hitting on me I might go for it (with a condom), but I wouldn't go for it sober.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
@ 1:19 - Oh no it's another douche who thinks everyone who comments and reads blogs are ugly desperate dorks like him. Yeah we're ALL ugly and never get pussy. You got us!
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
is it just me or does her mouth look like she's been sucking a lot of... something... lately? look how stretched out it looks... especially in the last pic... it's even complete with herpes.... erm, i mean... *cold*... sore, and everything...
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
She's got a little potbelly going on.
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
i don't care if she's got a little potbelly, as long as it's bouncing along with those jugs as her head smacks up against the headboard, it's fine with me. she's the perfect annoying little fuck - bam bam bam then pow! right in the kisser, with her whining all the time about how that's not how she likes it. perfect.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
1:28, actually a stretched mouth usually means she's been jamming her fingers down her throat. One sign of bulimia is stretching around the corners.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
why is there no mention of the rings on her left hand?
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
This is a very tricky scientific equation that is totally going to be over a lot of people's heads (with or without hair, it doesn't matter)... clearly... so hold on... here we go.
(black shirt of any thickness) + (photoflash) - (bra) = (nipples)
It is also not wise to add (+) a white bra under such circumstances. It's just tacky.
Wearing a black bra under a black shirt is always advisable.
By BV, on 1:50 PM
Either she sucked a lotta dick in rehab or she got her lips done there too.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
another sign of bulimia is stretch marks around the stomach, from eating like a disgusting pig with no self-respect.
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Alright, she's worth how much and she can't afford a bra??? They sell them all day at Wal-Mart for under $10.
By Jennifer, on 2:07 PM
Happy 40th birthday Lindsay! Oh...sorry....25th....
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
I'm glad she's healthy and sober! Lindsay is such a great talent. I hope we have her around for decades more.
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
Yeah she such a great talent, that's why her movies bomb and the only good one was good because she was upstaged by a much more talented Rachel McAdams.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
Holy GOD she's a mess. She looks like death. I don't know why she looks so sad all the time. All that's asked of her is that she go party all the time and make a few million dollars. Hard life. She actually looks decent in the one picture where she attempts to smile.
What IS her boob doing on the side like that? Gross.
By The Docktator, on 2:18 PM
Nice BLUE CONTACT LENSES, Lindsay. We know that's not your eye color.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
i'd skeet in her pooper
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
actually she's got a stretched out mouth and low self-esteem, so it's not bulimia, it's cock-sucking. black cocks.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
I really don't see the attraction, she is a homely, un-talented freckled freak that doesn't deserve the attention she gets.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
Anon 2:15 --
Oh you rascal you...
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
This girl is only 20. She should look so much better than this. You can totally tell if she weren't famous that she'd be working at Hot Topic and stripping at night under some goth name just to finance her daily intake of booze and pills. Trash is trash, rich or poor.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
I've officially seen every intimate portion of her body. Her boobs, her ass, her vagina... Thanks for leaving it to the imagination, Lindz. Really appreciate it.
By Dex, on 4:31 PM
She looks preggers in this pic.and what the heck around her mouth? Ring worm? Herpes? Thats gross....
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
I'd poop in her skeeter.
By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM
Ewwww! If she is not pregnant, she has quite the booze belly. And that mouth, ol' firecrotch has really been busy!!
By paris herpes hitler, on 8:09 PM
...what's with that crazy orange-face trend in la-la-land? hopefully she's just juicing a lot of carrots or just plain stupid when it comes to bronzers, cuz, if you're tanning youreself to that color, chances are, you're already dead...
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
I hate this broad with every inch of my being, HOWEVER - she isn't fat. She DOES have a little pot belly going on there, but she's not fat. Compared to her skeleton years, sure, but still....
She IS still hideous though. And that's a whole lotta collagen in those lips.
BTW, I HAVE TO ASK. WTF is she drinking there? Is it a conditioner bottle??!?! Proactive?!??! What? I must know....
By jenner, on 9:17 PM
It's sad when you're only 20 and you look like you could be your own mother.
Girl is just tore up and she only has herself to blame for her stupid ass mistakes which she's probably still making.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
i think she is drinking a bottle of Voss water... well, at least the bottle she is holding is a voss water bottle- can't say that is in it
By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM
My sexual fantasy involves dipping her in latex, peeing on her feet, and beating her with a large pink vibrator.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM
All glory is fleeting....
By Anonymous, on 11:23 PM
She is old and hard looking, but then look at her mother. It is too bad they are just trash with money. Even if she is not still partying, she still doesn't get it. It's only a matter of time til she's blasted again.
By paris go to jail, on 11:43 PM
Mid-career Stockard Channing?
By Anonymous, on 11:44 PM
Who gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan? I mean, should we deconstruct Herbie: Fully Loaded, or something? She has probably a fourth or fifth grade reading/writing ability, a drug problem, and fucks most mammals. Hmm, sort of like George W., ironically.
By Anonymous, on 12:37 AM
@ 12:37: You gave a fuck enough to write an ignorant rant about her and babble about shit you know nothing about.
By Anonymous, on 12:43 AM
The thing I wonder about people like Lindsay or Jessica Simpson is, who do they think they are fooling with lip injections?
Has anybody actually gone to imdb and looked at Hohans photo there? She has no lips. Now she has fish lips. Is that like, hot or something? If I wanted to fuck something plastic I'd stick my cock in a cock bottle.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 AM
11:18--psychiatric help, my dear. Psychiatric help.
By JenJen, on 8:51 AM
Why was the main pic pixelated? You can't see anything anyway.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
She's looking hella busted! And at only 20!
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
Meh. For Lindsay, this level of nipple is church-friendly.
I'm more concerned with how she can go around and not notice that her use of facial bronzer and fake tanning solution makes her skin look incredibly dirty.
By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM
Burn her! Burn the witch!
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
are we done with her already... i hope so...
By sh1ft3r, on 6:03 PM
you can barely see her nipples in that shirt...whatever...
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
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