I bet Britney doesn't own mirror and just thinks she looks like her magazine photos - you know, AFTER photoshop? I hope she's wearing sunscreen because pigs are very susceptible to sunburn.
atleast the crazy bitch is making friends. her lack of female companions is the reason why she's crazy in the first place. although finding a friend in rehab is retarded.
but hey.....shes not going insane anymore so some good is coming out of this
the other girls definitely have better bodies, but i do have to say in these pics, i think brit has the cutest face... which isn't saying a lot... these are NOT cute girls... jmo...
LOL, Britney chooses random people to be her friends. I LMAO thinking of her going to a hotel by herself (and getting de-NIED) when she used to roll with huge groups in an entourage. She never had any real friends, just hangers-on. It must suck to realize that your life is shitty and nobody cares!
For a recent mother of two she looks pretty good....and also she is standing in the 2 first photos and sitting upright/slanted so of course she will have a bigger looking stomach..
that is just sad and hilarious. i never thought the day would come when i'd see a pic of britney and 2 other girls in bikinis and think, "wow, those other two sure have nice bodies."
i swear, if britney would just shower, grow her hair out, not dress like a prostitute, and apparently stop getting beaten up...she'd be cute. i'm failing to see why that's so hard.
oh yeah and her sons may as well be in therapy now. i don't care if they can't lift their own heads yet, the sooner the better.
For a recent mother of two WITH LIPO AND A TUCK, she looks like shit. After two kids AND LIPO AND A TUCK, she should look much better than this.
She'd look good for a recent mom of two if she were this weight, but hadn't had LIPO AND A TUCK. But I think we all know she wouldn't be -- she'd be the size of a tank, and the same general shape.
^ Exactly, thank you! So tired of people making excuses for her like she's breastfeeding and just had a kid. She's never breastfed either kid and she had a tummy tuck and lipo after her second kid!
So what if she just had two kids? Having kids is fine just don't go around dressing and posing like you have the body of someone who hasn't recently had two kids. Cover that shit up.
There's no comeback for her. She thinks she can just "turn it on" whenever she wishes just by putting on a school girl outfit (like in the x17 video) or streetwalker clothes (black lace dress with hot pink bra showing through). She's not saavy enough to realize that image can't work for her anymore now that she has Dunlaps Disease.
No Britney fan but... Unless you've had kids and know what post-pardon depression is Tom Cruises'...well I can't see passing judgment yet! We've all jumped on his ass for giving his theory on Brooke Shields~the whole vitamins and working out~scenerio but now we condem her. Who knows, maybe it's something else, maybe she's retarded and all, but I can't help but think if she and K-Fed were together would this be played out publicy or not? I had a baby in Oct. and I'm STILL losing my hair (although I don't die it and add weaves etc)who knows if she's that LONELY. I believe she thought she was getting married for life, then 2 yrs and 2 babies later~NOT! What ever though... she's got a SHIT load of $$ money to get OVER it! (the break up)
I don't think she even knows how to wear anything other than slutty clothes and bikinis. Those other girls must've been laughing their asses off at her when she left. Probably laughing all the way to the bank. Britney yet again gets fame-raped by someone looking for their 15 minutes. Damn, girl, first Jason Alexander, then K-Fed, then Issuck or whatever his name was, her naked nanny, and now these two girls. She'll let just about anyone get involved with her and get paid off of her name.
Y'all stop hatin', haters! Britney done got the post parboiled depression and she's gonna make a HEEEEUUUUUGGGEEE comeback in '08! Y'all watch, I'm tellin' ya!
And don't git me started on Beyon... sorry, Bey! She done got robbed and y'all haters can hate all ya want but B is gonna shine and get that Oscar and she was robbed and you GO girl don't worry about J-Hud and don't hate the player hate the game papa was a rollin' stone two wrongs don't make a right what are you doing Dave daisy daisy give me your answer do...
I will track down and beat the fucking shit out of the next person who starts their post with "Meh." God, that is the most annoying fucking trend I have seen in ages.
Hey 9:36~~I agree with your Brooke Shields statement (who the hell does Tom Cruise think he is anyway??), but I think a lot of Britney's behavior is hers and hers alone. I get sick and tired of seeing all these people who have EVERYTHING throw it all away and blame some psychiatric illness. The girl is obviously messed up on booze and drugs, not post-partum depression. Hell, the baby's like 6 months old now!! I had PPD but only for a couple of weeks. However, my babies were more important than me sitting in a corner crying "Why me?" As a mom, you have to suck it up and drive on for your children's sake. Just my thoughts. And if you don't want to go through the struggles of carrying, giving birth to, and raising a child then use some damned birth control.
6:14 pm. "Shouldn't she be fighting a custody battle somewhere?"
Way to hit the nail on the head. I'm sure she WOULD be fighting for custody if she gave a shit. She probably only got married and had kids for the publicity...and now that that ship has sailed, why should she care, right? They're just her children. They'll be okay with the nanny. Until they start smoking crack and screwing hookers in the back of their van. They are screwed. Plain and simple.
I know you lose your figure after a baby, but didn't she look amazing back in November? This isn't baby weight. She's fat from all the late night binge drinking and McDonald's.
Who goes around wearing other people's bikinis and underwear. That's just begging for trouble....and VD.
She's making it bad for women who really do have post-partum depression. I seriously hope she doesn't use that excuse, but we all know that skank will use every excuse in the book. I'm sure Noah's flood is on the list of excuses too and Franz Ferdinand's assassination is on the list too.
At first I thought, "oh, she doesn't look to bad next to that fat blob in the left of the picture . . . " Then I enlarged the photo to discover the horror that she was the fat blob in the left of the picture. Egadz.
She looked great when she appeared on Letterman. Didn't she ever watch "Super Size Me"?? Maybe she could write a book about this..."Drunken Media Whores DO Get Fat."
Hey the girl in the blue suit IS Donna. I didn't believe it, until I saw those familiar boats attached to her ankles.
So some of you think she's hot huh? Well she doesn't exactly have an exclusive bedroom list. Just have the right Class A narcotic on hand, and you're in there! Hell even without it...
If that's a joke, it's super funny. If it's not.........WOW. LOLOLOL
9:55 AM
Of course it was a joke . . . no need to be confused. Although, now that I think about it, perhaps his assassination wouldn't be on her list of excuses for her neurotic behaviour because she has most certainly never heard of him.
I wonder if she showed off pictures of her sons to these random cocksuckers.
HAHA! Yeah, right. She doesn't even carry her ID or credit card in her wallet, let alone pictures of the BABIES SHE GAVE BIRTH TO. Britney sucks at life if she'd choose to hang out with bikini girls and strippers rather than be near her own children.
I guess it has to be mental illness to explain her walking around public places like this begging off of complete strangers for room, board, clothing.
Yikes, shades of Margot Kidder ending up in someone's backyard in a nightgown blathering away. She was lucky no one exploited her. A few photos here, and there, but no trouble.
She is going to be the subject of a made for television movie in the next few years. They ought to get Tara Reid to play her.
What do you think finally put her over the edge? The divorce? She looked like she was finally putting her life back together and looking great, then BAM.............a complete meltdown.
I agree with what prettyboy said. She does seem desperate for friends, not cling-ons, aquintances or white rapper wanna bes. Jennifer, so you had postpartum and got over it, good for you. But that doesn't meant other people, because they have responsibilities, are as good as you at coping with & accepting their responsibilities. Britney may be out of touch with reality & her life seems a lot different than anyone else's.
If she does have postpartum depression, I don't think she using it as an "excuse". She could have a lot of things going on and the postpartum could be part of the equation. I'm not saying the public has to be sympathetic necessarily, though a lot of people could lay off their harsh judgements about her. I think it's clear people resent her because she wasn't the most talented thing, yet she's had so much success at such a young age.
What happened to her? She was kind of cute ages ago...Did you see the size of those thighs?? She looks awful in a bikini.... The other girls look 1000% better...
She is acting just like what she always was -- TRASH! She likes to blame others, her husband, the press, etc. but you can't take the classless stupidity out of someone like her no matter where she lives, she comes from dirt.
Keep crying crackpot, you are such a phoney. The courts need to take those kids away from the stoner kfed and crackhead Britskank. Love how she is killing herself, then shopping, then out of rehab getting a divorce, then clubbing, she is such a damn liar.
88 Comments:
oh brit... learn to stand up straight and SUCK IT IN!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
she looks like the fat dad hanging out with his hot daughters...
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
WTF is she doing hanging out with college girls all fired up on crank? Shouldn't she be fighting a custody battle somewhere?
By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM
I love how she is sucking it all in, in pic 2. and then in pic 3, you see an enormous roll. Good job, Brit!
By Nairi, on 6:19 PM
I bet Britney doesn't own mirror and just thinks she looks like her magazine photos - you know, AFTER photoshop? I hope she's wearing sunscreen because pigs are very susceptible to sunburn.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
So hot. Like a Hot Pocket.....mmmmmm...cheesey Hot Pocket........YAK!
By chuggdog, on 6:23 PM
atleast the crazy bitch is making friends. her lack of female companions is the reason why she's crazy in the first place. although finding a friend in rehab is retarded.
but hey.....shes not going insane anymore so some good is coming out of this
By prettyboy, on 6:34 PM
the other girls definitely have better bodies, but i do have to say in these pics, i think brit has the cutest face... which isn't saying a lot... these are NOT cute girls... jmo...
By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM
i agree anon 6:50... these girls are kinda butterfaces...
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
Britney's always had a retarded looking face, so if these girls look uglier than her, then that's sad.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
I hope neither of the girls wore the bikini if/when Brit gave it back.
No one wants to make the New England Journal of Medicine for contracting VD from a bathing suit.....ick
By joejoe, on 7:00 PM
Seeing these pictures just makes me pity her more. I actually thought those were her friends before I read the post... I don't know what got into me.
By Anonymous, on 7:16 PM
Why are all three of them wearing retarded hats? As if it needed repeating, Shitney is fucking nuts.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
is that Bill Goldberg in pic 5? i might be wrong and it just could be Britney herself.
By Anonymous, on 7:26 PM
PRETTY BOY SAYS:her lack of female companions is the reason why she's crazy in the first place
Yea, that's the reason
By chuggdog, on 7:34 PM
retard
By chuggdog, on 7:34 PM
Haha... I think she IS sucking in! hahaha
By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM
LOL, Britney chooses random people to be her friends. I LMAO thinking of her going to a hotel by herself (and getting de-NIED) when she used to roll with huge groups in an entourage. She never had any real friends, just hangers-on. It must suck to realize that your life is shitty and nobody cares!
By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM
Meh,
For a recent mother of two she looks pretty good....and also she is standing in the 2 first photos and sitting upright/slanted so of course she will have a bigger looking stomach..
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
Wtf do you expect after having 2 kids? You can't expect her to be rail thin after just giving birth a few months ago...
But nothing explains her retard face.
Stupid bitch needs to go back home to her kids.
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
Stupid Britney fans.
By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM
that is just sad and hilarious. i never thought the day would come when i'd see a pic of britney and 2 other girls in bikinis and think, "wow, those other two sure have nice bodies."
love it.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
i swear, if britney would just shower, grow her hair out, not dress like a prostitute, and apparently stop getting beaten up...she'd be cute. i'm failing to see why that's so hard.
oh yeah and her sons may as well be in therapy now. i don't care if they can't lift their own heads yet, the sooner the better.
By Anonymous, on 8:25 PM
For a recent mother of two WITH LIPO AND A TUCK, she looks like shit. After two kids AND LIPO AND A TUCK, she should look much better than this.
She'd look good for a recent mom of two if she were this weight, but hadn't had LIPO AND A TUCK. But I think we all know she wouldn't be -- she'd be the size of a tank, and the same general shape.
By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
^ Exactly, thank you! So tired of people making excuses for her like she's breastfeeding and just had a kid. She's never breastfed either kid and she had a tummy tuck and lipo after her second kid!
By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM
So what if she just had two kids? Having kids is fine just don't go around dressing and posing like you have the body of someone who hasn't recently had two kids. Cover that shit up.
There's no comeback for her. She thinks she can just "turn it on" whenever she wishes just by putting on a school girl outfit (like in the x17 video) or streetwalker clothes (black lace dress with hot pink bra showing through). She's not saavy enough to realize that image can't work for her anymore now that she has Dunlaps Disease.
By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
When she gets out of the assylum...errr...rehab, will she get her hand stamped with the words [NOT INSANE] ?
By jeditemple, on 9:02 PM
nice *crazy eyes* britney.
By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
She really has no idea how ugly, fat, short, and stumpy she is.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 PM
No Britney fan but...
Unless you've had kids and know what post-pardon depression is Tom Cruises'...well I can't see passing judgment yet! We've all jumped on his ass for giving his theory on Brooke Shields~the whole vitamins and working out~scenerio but now we condem her.
Who knows, maybe it's something else, maybe she's retarded and all, but I can't help but think if she and K-Fed were together would this be played out publicy or not? I had a baby in Oct. and I'm STILL losing my hair (although I don't die it and add weaves etc)who knows if she's that LONELY. I believe she thought she was getting married for life, then 2 yrs and 2 babies later~NOT! What ever though... she's got a SHIT load of $$ money to get OVER it! (the break up)
By Anonymous, on 9:36 PM
^ It's not post partum, moron. It's called Meth, Red Bull, Vodka, and no sleep.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
lol @ "post-pardon"
By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM
I don't think she even knows how to wear anything other than slutty clothes and bikinis. Those other girls must've been laughing their asses off at her when she left. Probably laughing all the way to the bank. Britney yet again gets fame-raped by someone looking for their 15 minutes. Damn, girl, first Jason Alexander, then K-Fed, then Issuck or whatever his name was, her naked nanny, and now these two girls. She'll let just about anyone get involved with her and get paid off of her name.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM
damn, that britney's looking hot...better than the 2 skinny minges' she's posing with
By Anonymous, on 10:13 PM
shut up britney fan. loser.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM
She will be doing porn in no time. she can't act or sing she's got to do something
By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
To all who said this was 'post-partum depression,' I say "YA RIGHT!"
By Anonymous, on 3:12 AM
To all who said she had 'post-partum depression,' I say "YA RIGHT!"
ATTENTION WHORE!!
If this shows up twice, my apologies for the double post.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 AM
mmmmm, beer-gut.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 AM
Can you hear that sizzling? That's the big piece of pork sizzling in the sun. Except it isn't good pork, it's the hoof & mouth disease-riddled pork.
By Anonymous, on 3:19 AM
Y'all stop hatin', haters! Britney done got the post parboiled depression and she's gonna make a HEEEEUUUUUGGGEEE comeback in '08! Y'all watch, I'm tellin' ya!
And don't git me started on Beyon... sorry, Bey! She done got robbed and y'all haters can hate all ya want but B is gonna shine and get that Oscar and she was robbed and you GO girl don't worry about J-Hud and don't hate the player hate the game papa was a rollin' stone two wrongs don't make a right what are you doing Dave daisy daisy give me your answer do...
By Anonymous, on 4:37 AM
No seriously, what happened to her? I can't be mean because I am so confused by this.
By rashley, on 4:38 AM
Why is she still wearing her wedding ring?
By Jason, on 5:24 AM
She look pretty good; got back in shape again.
By Anonymous, on 5:49 AM
I will track down and beat the fucking shit out of the next person who starts their post with "Meh." God, that is the most annoying fucking trend I have seen in ages.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 AM
What the HELL is that bruse above her left hip?? It's noticable in the umbrella pics, and in the bikini pics too!!
By Anonymous, on 6:27 AM
Eh, she looks all right here. I agree with the posters above who said she's got the cutest face of the three.
Hope she's succeeding in rehab.
By Anonymous, on 6:44 AM
936: yeah, she's post-PARDON alright, moron, and she looks real depressed too, nimrod
By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM
I'm sorry, but who pardoned Britney? Her stupid fans that are just as nuts as she is?!?
By Anonymous, on 7:25 AM
Hey 9:36~~I agree with your Brooke Shields statement (who the hell does Tom Cruise think he is anyway??), but I think a lot of Britney's behavior is hers and hers alone. I get sick and tired of seeing all these people who have EVERYTHING throw it all away and blame some psychiatric illness. The girl is obviously messed up on booze and drugs, not post-partum depression. Hell, the baby's like 6 months old now!! I had PPD but only for a couple of weeks. However, my babies were more important than me sitting in a corner crying "Why me?" As a mom, you have to suck it up and drive on for your children's sake. Just my thoughts. And if you don't want to go through the struggles of carrying, giving birth to, and raising a child then use some damned birth control.
By Jennifer, on 7:30 AM
She's not 18 anymore. She's a mom to two kids. Can't she just dress nice?
Reality sucks, but dress appropriately and you'll look better.
By Tazznum1, on 7:44 AM
It's been said, but deserves a repeat - "post-pardon"!??!?!?!?!?!
Can't stop laughing......
Funny thing is, it's not the first time I've seen it on this site.....wtf LOL
By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM
6:14 pm. "Shouldn't she be fighting a custody battle somewhere?"
Way to hit the nail on the head. I'm sure she WOULD be fighting for custody if she gave a shit. She probably only got married and had kids for the publicity...and now that that ship has sailed, why should she care, right? They're just her children. They'll be okay with the nanny. Until they start smoking crack and screwing hookers in the back of their van. They are screwed. Plain and simple.
I know you lose your figure after a baby, but didn't she look amazing back in November? This isn't baby weight. She's fat from all the late night binge drinking and McDonald's.
Who goes around wearing other people's bikinis and underwear. That's just begging for trouble....and VD.
By The Docktator, on 8:12 AM
Geez, her thighs are huge. If she tripped in some heels and broke her leg, I'll bet gravy would pour out.
By jeditemple, on 9:08 AM
She needs to GO HOME to her one year old and infant.
By Kelsey Duckstad, on 9:14 AM
Meh. ANON 6:22AM, bring it. I couldn't resist.
By MEH, on 9:16 AM
one word: hamhocks!
By sneakay_snake, on 9:21 AM
She's making it bad for women who really do have post-partum depression. I seriously hope she doesn't use that excuse, but we all know that skank will use every excuse in the book. I'm sure Noah's flood is on the list of excuses too and Franz Ferdinand's assassination is on the list too.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
At first I thought, "oh, she doesn't look to bad next to that fat blob in the left of the picture . . . " Then I enlarged the photo to discover the horror that she was the fat blob in the left of the picture. Egadz.
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
Anonymous said...
and Franz Ferdinand's assassination is on the list too.
9:33 AM
O_o ............
If that's a joke, it's super funny. If it's not.........WOW. LOLOLOL
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
Agree w/ docktator:
She looked great when she appeared on Letterman. Didn't she ever watch "Super Size Me"?? Maybe she could write a book about this..."Drunken Media Whores DO Get Fat."
By Jennifer, on 10:01 AM
For the First time ever, Regular girls look 2000% better than Britney! Haaaaaaa! I love it!
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
Hey the girl in the blue suit IS Donna. I didn't believe it, until I saw those familiar boats attached to her ankles.
So some of you think she's hot huh? Well she doesn't exactly have an exclusive bedroom list. Just have the right Class A narcotic on hand, and you're in there! Hell even without it...
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
Coming to a DVD player near you - Britney Spears Gang Bangs New Orleans.
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
Meh. I can't stop laughing.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
10:21AM, it isn't the first time "regular girls" have looked 2000% better than Shitney. Come on now.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
If that's a joke, it's super funny. If it's not.........WOW. LOLOLOL
9:55 AM
Of course it was a joke . . . no need to be confused. Although, now that I think about it, perhaps his assassination wouldn't be on her list of excuses for her neurotic behaviour because she has most certainly never heard of him.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
Is it me or do her toes look swollen and gross??
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
no its not just you. i think she might have athletes foot.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
12:05 PM
Good point LOLOLOL ;)
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
Hey Jason...She is still wearing her wedding ring because she bought it remember?
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
~ Dude, now the bikini is gonna have to go in for detox...[no stealing].
By Avatar, on 2:59 PM
I wonder if she showed off pictures of her sons to these random cocksuckers.
HAHA! Yeah, right. She doesn't even carry her ID or credit card in her wallet, let alone pictures of the BABIES SHE GAVE BIRTH TO. Britney sucks at life if she'd choose to hang out with bikini girls and strippers rather than be near her own children.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
That blog that claims you him off all the time ripped you guys off again today. Just thought you might want to know.
By fight club, on 3:39 PM
Oh, Britney. Just stop... Please stop...
You had it. You lost it. Now no one wants to see the leftovers. Let it go, girl.
By Dex, on 4:39 PM
I guess it has to be mental illness to explain her walking around public places like this begging off of complete strangers for room, board, clothing.
Yikes, shades of Margot Kidder ending up in someone's backyard in a nightgown blathering away. She was lucky no one exploited her. A few photos here, and there, but no trouble.
She is going to be the subject of a made for television movie in the next few years. They ought to get Tara Reid to play her.
By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
What do you think finally put her over the edge? The divorce? She looked like she was finally putting her life back together and looking great, then BAM.............a complete meltdown.
Damn, life in the fastlane is a bitch.
By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
1) herpes
2) chlamydia
3) panty crickets
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
her shitforbrains parents are whom britney should blame for her psychosis
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
She really just looks desperate for friends...
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
I agree with what prettyboy said. She does seem desperate for friends, not cling-ons, aquintances or white rapper wanna bes. Jennifer, so you had postpartum and got over it, good for you. But that doesn't meant other people, because they have responsibilities, are as good as you at coping with & accepting their responsibilities. Britney may be out of touch with reality & her life seems a lot different than anyone else's.
If she does have postpartum depression, I don't think she using it as an "excuse". She could have a lot of things going on and the postpartum could be part of the equation. I'm not saying the public has to be sympathetic necessarily, though a lot of people could lay off their harsh judgements about her. I think it's clear people resent her because she wasn't the most talented thing, yet she's had so much success at such a young age.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
What happened to her? She was kind of cute ages ago...Did you see the size of those thighs?? She looks awful in a bikini.... The other girls look 1000% better...
By Anonymous, on 4:53 AM
She is acting just like what she always was -- TRASH! She likes to blame others, her husband, the press, etc. but you can't take the classless stupidity out of someone like her no matter where she lives, she comes from dirt.
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
She needs CHLORAL HYDRATE in very very large doses. Anna Nicole is calling you Brit nitwit.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 PM
Keep crying crackpot, you are such a phoney. The courts need to take those kids away from the stoner kfed and crackhead Britskank. Love how she is killing herself, then shopping, then out of rehab getting a divorce, then clubbing, she is such a damn liar.
By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM
F*ck her. She is a waste of the news programs. STOP reporting about losers, this teaches young kids to make scenes all the time and you get attention.
By Anonymous, on 7:37 PM
They need to become broke and learn what modesty is all about. Someone fucking shoot them already.
By Anonymous, on 7:38 PM
Brat has a retarded looking face with her eyes doe like dome forehead and her warped mouth. She reminds me a person with Down Syndrome.
By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
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