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Nicole Kidman is at the Beach

32 Comments:

She is disgusting.

By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
i'd let him snort me all he wants...

By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
she's totally using that white shirt to cover the fact that she's finally pregnant....

By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
she can't get prego... why do you think tom left her... he needed to procreate his mutant spawn...

By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
she may be covering up to be kind to our eyes. she's soooooo white and thin. thanks, nick.

By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
she can get pregnant, remember the miscarriage she had right after they seperated?

By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
For a girl her age, she looks fine. And how gay does a guy have to be to trade this woman for katie holmes.

By Shangri-la Dee Da, on 9:51 AM
i don't know...look at the last picture the way the wet shirt is clinging to her belly

By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
she has dirty poopy pants

By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
*sigh*

As a pale-skinned, non-pregnant, normal-shaped woman, I can tell you... she's not pregnant. I have a few shirts similar to this that I wear towards the end of a day at the beach. A whole day would fry her! Especially on a boat--sunblock or no. These shirts have long sleeves and high enough necks so they don't mess up tan lines, but they are cool enough that the breeze comes through.

And yes, it may cling to her body but...wet clothes do that. Even on non-pregnant women.

By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Nicole's really tall and would look better with a little more weight on her. I hope she doesn't diet to be that skinny. It's a little sickly looking.

By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
nicole can get pregnant. her co-star in some play or movie, paul bettany, (jennifer connolly's husband) knocked her up and she had a miscarriage or abortion. that's the main reason scientology-tom divorced her.

By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
i love you jenny.
"shaped like a stick bug" -- beautiful.

By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
ewan mcgregor...the movie was moulin rouge

By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
On what evidence are you basing the assertion she's not a self-absorbed asshole?

By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
didnt they have some pre-nup agreement where if they divorced, he gets 300k a year for each year they were married as long as he stayed clean? his dumbass should've switched to light beer and 1 line of coke every 3 days.

By prettyboy, on 11:33 AM
She is almost invisable! Looks better in a dark room than with all that sunlight crap around...her legs are Red China Red Today...
nice opening shot of her arsh...

ths!~

By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
I agree she's a pretty good actress, but damn, she was not blessed in the hair department. She's one of the highest paid actresses so come on, lady, you can afford some conditioner for that electrified mane you have!

By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
10:33AM where is this info from? I didn't know the Scientologists Loons had stakes in the National Enquirer.

By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
I know she's super, fair-skinned and all that, but damn. She's pasty white. Get a professional spray tan or something. You can see almsot every vain in her vampire legs.

What is their attraction to each other? I still can't believe she'd even marry that guy knowing he's a piece of shit drug addict. Then again, she was married to one of the biggest fucking nut job scientologist in Hollywood. When they break-up, not IF but WHEN, she'll be good to go according to that pre-nup. I bet he hasn't been clean a single day since they met. I'm pretty sure I could clean up my act for 300K per year. All he'd have to do is stick around a couple of years. Big deal.
Meanwhile, she should learn how to pick 'em.

By The Docktator, on 12:24 PM
She has naturally curly hair. She's in a humid environment. Give her a break about the hair. It looks a lot better than my curly hair on a hot day at the beach. She's on vacation. She SHOULD be able to relax.

I think she looks great for her age.

By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
When I pay to see her movies, I am paying her wage. I don't need to give her a break.

You 1:48PM, on the other hand, are allowed to look ugly as much as you want.

By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
12:03: the info comes directly from one of her circle of handlers.

By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
@ 3:12: Your story is worthless without some sort of article to back it up. Nobody believes some dumb anonymous who's probably a retard Scientologist.

By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
what's with the marks on her shins (best view in pic 5)?

By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
That was some FUNNY ass post Jenny. Please do more like this one, it made me laugh so hard. I like Nicole but she is not hot anymore. At least she can act, but please no more crap movies, she has got to pick up some solid ones. At least she doesn't put out horrid crap like other actors.

By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM
Scary fucking alien botox forehead...

By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM
The crack about Keith wanting to sniff Nicole killed ... oh Jenny you rock on alot of levels ... as for Nicole's pale white skin I see nothing wrong ... let people be natural I'm tired of all the changes people have to go through to become some supposed ideal ... pale one year ... tanned the next ...

she's an actress .. I care less about what she looks like (shocker I know) and more about how good of an actress she is ...

By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
If you look like you been swimmin in shoulder high water, then you are NOT pimpin

By Anonymous, on 7:08 PM
Keith is such a handjob. Really now.
I love the doughy body on him, it makes me giddy somehow. The legs like melted candles.

By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
I love the posts especially the ones about how pasty and botoxed she looks. I met Keith Urban in 04 and he was a real down to earth fellow, he didn't seem like an addict so maybe Nicole drove him to it.
kufan

By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
i told you guys she was pregnant

By Anonymous, on 5:10 PM