I really don't get the appeal of either of these two. Cruz looks like some sort of insect, and Bloom is clearly an 11-year-old girl. Eh . . . takes all kinds, I guess.
Orlando Bloom was super hot as Legolas in Lord of the Rings. Other than that, he's always unwashed and dirty looking with thin lizard lips. He needs to steal some of Jessica Simpson's collagen injections.
My friend attended Oxford University with Orlando. My friend is gay and hot and extremely successful as a musician (bjork), he told me that Orlando was known as gay.
i spent a considerable amount of time in spain. spain is absolutely crawling with extraordinarily beautiful women. i just can't fathom how penelope is portrayed as their biggest most beautiful star. makes no sense whatsoever.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Penelope is not attractive unless you're in to fucking birds. If her avian features weren't offputting enough, her nasaly whine ought to get the blood flowing out of your nether regions like a nor'easter.
Where are the pictures of the gorgeous couple. They have been said to have been together since september so where are the photos to back up the reports they were making out, kissing, touching,and groping at prince's party. Why are other reports saying they avoided each other and that he was flirting with other women if he is with penelope. Why can't the reps just confirm it already because leo and ryan saw them making out. Show pictures of the couple and may be because he is in london now, he is going to see penelope in italy because she is there to attend a film festival. He and kate were photograghed showing pda so why not with penelope when it is known to the world they are a couple. maybe she'll show up in london and then there will be apicture of them.
show us pictures of the couple. Hope she shows up in london and then they snap a picture of them both. Maybe he will go to see his girlfriend penelope in italy because she's there for a festival. Show photos of them showing pda like they did when he was with kate. Hope they marry and have children. They have been together since september so it is time for the pictures and time for the reps to admit they are a couple.
show us pictures please. They have been together since september so pictures are needed. He and kate were photograghed showing pda, so show us pictures of him and penelope. Maybe she'll show up in london or he will visit his girlfriend in italy because she's there for a festival. i want pictures to back up the reports.
Well, Cruz is the beard of a couple of other hollywood gays- Tom Cruise and matthew mcconagay. Whenever I hear she's dating someone, well, that guy is presumed gay. You proved it.
And the whole PDA thing is right out of Cruise's "I'm not gay" playbook- like all the public kissing and oprah couch jumping.
also orlando was dating kate bosworth and went for kirsten dunst.. that's straight-up straight male behavior right there. what gay guy has a girlfriend he cheats with another girl on?!
Orlando is spanish... the name anyway so it's ironic that he has fallen for Cruz-Sanches and not the women of his dreams Racheal Ray! Such a fine young man look for love with an older women. Only Anton and Deemee are such "famousers" people. Only Bard Michaels of Poison dates them much! Bard is married to Liz Taylor he is her 18th hubby! GO BARD! Every rose has it's thorns.... just like every sheep has it's horns! ( Says so ) The End - Cottage Cheese
orlando is so hot!!!!!! I mean every woman loves him!! there is no one that is hotter than orlando bloom but johnny depp is = to orlando bloom.there're both SEXY!!!!!!!! you've got to admit they are really SEXY!!!!!!!!!!
hi to all you guys with your orlando comments i was just feeling ugly with him dating all these pretty size 0 celebs thought he was supposed to be a romantic, deep kinda guy...shallow, shallow, shallow. your comments have cheered me up no end thank you keep up the good work.
to all you guys commenting on orlando thanks guys. just been feeling ugly with all his size 0 celebrity conquests for this deep guys he's supposed to be... shallow, shallow, shallow. your comments have cheered me up no end-keep up the good work
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okay. Mmmmmm, pitty sex.
By chuggdog, on 9:50 AM
kirsten dunst is a beautiful girl
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
"kirsten dunst....born in Chernobyl..."
bahahahahaha
Todd, one of your best lines yet!
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
aww, the gays are always enamored with the titties, and obviously Orlando hasn't gotten to play with those for a while!
By hey, on 10:43 AM
I really don't get the appeal of either of these two. Cruz looks like some sort of insect, and Bloom is clearly an 11-year-old girl. Eh . . . takes all kinds, I guess.
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
the first time i read this blurb i thought it said that she was making out with ORLANDO JONES.
that would have been actually interesting.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
Orlando Bloom was super hot as Legolas in Lord of the Rings. Other than that, he's always unwashed and dirty looking with thin lizard lips. He needs to steal some of Jessica Simpson's collagen injections.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
I agree about the last two women he was with, but I just cannot accept that he is gay. Orlando is the hottest Hollywood hottie!!
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
My friend attended Oxford University with Orlando. My friend is gay and hot and extremely successful as a musician (bjork), he told me that Orlando was known as gay.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
i spent a considerable amount of time in spain. spain is absolutely crawling with extraordinarily beautiful women. i just can't fathom how penelope is portrayed as their biggest most beautiful star. makes no sense whatsoever.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
erm... Orlando didn't go to oxford university
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
Yea he didnt go to Oxford...
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
I'm not convinced Orlando Bloom has a penis. Now, Orlando Jones is a man!
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Penelope is not attractive unless you're in to fucking birds. If her avian features weren't offputting enough, her nasaly whine ought to get the blood flowing out of your nether regions like a nor'easter.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Tom Cruise, now Orlando. She is the biggest beard not attached to ZZ top.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
hag del fag
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
Where are the pictures of the gorgeous couple. They have been said to have been together since september so where are the photos to back up the reports they were making out, kissing, touching,and groping at prince's party. Why are other reports saying they avoided each other and that he was flirting with other women if he is with penelope. Why can't the reps just confirm it already because leo and ryan saw them making out. Show pictures of the couple and may be because he is in london now, he is going to see penelope in italy because she is there to attend a film festival. He and kate were photograghed showing pda so why not with penelope when it is known to the world they are a couple. maybe she'll show up in london and then there will be apicture of them.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
show us pictures of the couple. Hope she shows up in london and then they snap a picture of them both. Maybe he will go to see his girlfriend penelope in italy because she's there for a festival. Show photos of them showing pda like they did when he was with kate. Hope they marry and have children. They have been together since september so it is time for the pictures and time for the reps to admit they are a couple.
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
show us pictures please. They have been together since september so pictures are needed. He and kate were photograghed showing pda, so show us pictures of him and penelope. Maybe she'll show up in london or he will visit his girlfriend in italy because she's there for a festival. i want pictures to back up the reports.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
Damn right, Anon 11:37. I'd still do him.
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
Yeah, he looks fuckable in that skinny skank-boy way in these pics. I'd be all over it too.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
I'd hit it. Either one. They're both pretty.
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
Well, Cruz is the beard of a couple of other hollywood gays- Tom Cruise and matthew mcconagay. Whenever I hear she's dating someone, well, that guy is presumed gay. You proved it.
And the whole PDA thing is right out of Cruise's "I'm not gay" playbook- like all the public kissing and oprah couch jumping.
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
i'd be all over penelope's shit. she's sexy. orlando isn't gay at all... jake Gayllenhaal, on the other hand..
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
also orlando was dating kate bosworth and went for kirsten dunst.. that's straight-up straight male behavior right there. what gay guy has a girlfriend he cheats with another girl on?!
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
"the biggest beard not attached to ZZ top."
rofl.
By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM
I've been told that I resemble both Kate Bosworth and Kirsten Dunst.
When I was at Oxford, Orlando took all my clothes off. Then he sucked my cock.
By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
Hint for women: Never kiss a man who's prettier than you.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 PM
there's only one explanation: she's hit a she, he's hit a he, and both hitee's are going to tell. so these 2 skinnies are bearding up for their lives.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
i guess they are both gay. At least they both seem that way. OB has no sex appeal anyway so Im not that sad ;)
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
cruz never did it for me, but after looking at these pictures, i do want to skeet in her slit
By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM
Orlando is spanish... the name anyway so it's ironic that he has fallen for Cruz-Sanches and not the women of his dreams Racheal Ray! Such a fine young man look for love with an older women. Only Anton and Deemee are such "famousers" people. Only Bard Michaels of Poison dates them much! Bard is married to Liz Taylor he is her 18th hubby! GO BARD! Every rose has it's thorns.... just like every sheep has it's horns! ( Says so ) The End - Cottage Cheese
By Cottage Cheese, on 9:59 PM
hahahaha barbed wire. love yooooooou
By marianne, on 11:39 AM
...parole, parole, parole....says a famous italian lyric! =_='
leave Orlando live!!!! >_<'
By Anonymous, on 3:04 AM
wow... bloom's tattoos are so flamingly gay. sex appeal down the toilet.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 AM
orlando is so hot!!!!!! I mean every woman loves him!! there is no one that is hotter than orlando bloom but johnny depp is = to orlando bloom.there're both SEXY!!!!!!!! you've got to admit they are really SEXY!!!!!!!!!!
HOTTIE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
hi to all you guys with your orlando comments i was just feeling ugly with him dating all these pretty size 0 celebs thought he was supposed to be a romantic, deep kinda guy...shallow, shallow, shallow. your comments have cheered me up no end thank you keep up the good work.
By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM
to all you guys commenting on orlando thanks guys. just been feeling ugly with all his size 0 celebrity conquests for this deep guys he's supposed to be... shallow, shallow, shallow. your comments have cheered me up no end-keep up the good work
By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
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