35 Comments:

• paris buys her own groceries?

  By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM  

• CAW CAW!

  By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM  

• I can't imagine Paris in a grocery store...
  
  http://toxicchatter.blogspot.com/

  By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM  

• Can't somebody just put her down like a lame horse?

  By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM  

• She is such a dumbass!

  By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM  

• Wow. Is there any reason left not to kill her?

  By blurba, on 3:18 PM  

• I hate her, I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, HATE her!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  Let her ram her cart into me sometime at a grocery store. The Hilton clan will need to plan a funeral!

  By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM  

• Her snob ass was probably shopping at one of those fucking stores that charge $8 for a 1/2 gallon of milk. LOL she got kicked out.

  By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM  

• There's no excuse for Paris in general, but if you've ever been to a Westside L.A. grocery store, it's always crawling with senile old bags dragging their live-in care providers through the place and obliviously blocking the aisles.

  By Free Ralphs!, on 3:30 PM  

• Nice. She's got too much money & has run out of things to do. She's already tackled sex, drugs, fame, racism, and STDs. Now she's attacking the elderly?
  
  When VH1 does a special about our decade, we're going to look really stupid.

  By Wendy Wayrad, on 3:33 PM  

• Every dog has their day and I can't wait till this dog cunt has her's.

  By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM  

• "When VH1 does a special about our decade, we're going to look really stupid."
  
  when you watch the special and identify with this decade by identifying with Paris Hilton, the only stupid one would, of course, be you.

  By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM  

• What a lie. Paris Hilton can't even pump her own gas, you think she actually goes grocery shopping?

  By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM  

• 'When VH1 does a special about our decade, we're going to look really stupid.'
  
  this is the first time i've laughed out loud reading comments.
  
  as far as hilton, well, she's a loser. am i surprised she's trying to beat up old people? no. she's just a wonk-eyed, herpers carrying turd. sooner or later something big is going to get this asinine cunt and i hope someone captures it on film. there's just no reason for her to exist.

  By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM  

• Hey, ease up on the girl. She probably just couldn't drive that cart straight because of her damn wonky eye!

  By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM  

• I would have loved for someone to snap some photos of Parisite's abandoned cart...
  
  Astroglide, Calamine, bottled water, laxatives, home enema kit, vodka, and so on.
  Everything she needs to kickstart her Tuesday night.

  By joejoe, on 5:11 PM  

• Can't she start dating OJ or something???? That would be a vicious murder that he SHOULD get off for!!

  By Lindsay Lohan, on 8:23 PM  

• i'm shocked, that she EVEN goes grocery shopping, that is, i thought she only ate at In and Out and convenience stores, then throws it all up afterwards...that old lady could kick the great wonky eyed ostrich bitch's ass!

  By Anonymous, on 8:52 PM  

• if i hit her in the back of the head with a rusty-nailed 2x4, do you think her eyes would THEN be able to look straight ahead???
  
  and i would say picking on grannies would come back on her when she gets old, but that may not happen at tne rate she's going.....

  By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM  

• She's dressed like pepe le pew and smells the same.

  By Anonymous, on 11:11 PM  

• This could be huge boost in sales for the grocery store that asked her to leave...all they would have to do is advertise that "We kicked Paris Hilton Out For Ramming an Old Lady's Cart" and people would flock to shop there.

  By Anonymous, on 5:44 AM  

• What Paris didn't know was that the old lady was a Gypsy and she put a curse on Paris. The Gypsy woman rubbed her hands together and yelled, "SINCE YOU ACT LIKE YOU CAN'T SEE, YOU SHALL FOREVER HAVE A CROOKED EYE!!" When she saw that Paris already had a lazy eye, she became more agitated.
  
  The Gypsy cackled, "NOW YOU HAVE HERPES, YOUNG LADY!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!" When she realized that Paris was already crawling with Herpes, she hopped up and down, mad as ever.
  
  The Gypsy made a sign of doom with her hand and screamed, "YOU WILL BE HATED BY EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!!!" Then the old lady saw the tabloids with all of the Paris Hilton headlines. A bag boy looked to the Gypsy and said, "Yeah, everybody already hates this bitch. Keep trying."
  
  So, the old Gypsy woman gave up and went hope to consult her book of Gypsy curses. She's been at work night and day for months now, trying to find something that Paris hasn't already got. At one point, she gave her a one-inch penis, but Paris just used it on Joe Francis.
  
  So the Gypsy's research continues...

  By Anonymous, on 7:37 AM  

• "Free Ralphs! said...
  There's no excuse for Paris in general, but if you've ever been to a Westside L.A. grocery store, it's always crawling with senile old bags dragging their live-in care providers through the place and obliviously blocking the aisles. "
  
  
  There is an easier solution than RAMMING YOUR CART into someone. It's called saying "Excuse Me" or in this case hollering "EXCUSE ME!"
  
  Damn people!

  By WILLA DODGE, on 8:43 AM  

• LMAO pepe le pew. Yeah, why can't old pepe le pew find her and give her some attention? They would both enjoy it.

  By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM  

• hahaha that whore paris was told to leave yeeeesssssssss everyone in hollywood and all over the world should tell paris to get the fuck out you are not welcome you piece of shit whore , good for that manager

  By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM  

• **There is an easier solution than RAMMING YOUR CART into someone. It's called saying "Excuse Me" or in this case hollering "EXCUSE ME!"**
  
  I completely agree, or she could also go down a different (less crowded) aisle in the meantime and get what she needs there. If she has to back-track, so what? She has the ability to shop much faster/easier than many elderly persons (with or without a cart)
  
  What does PH ever seem to be in a hurry for (except to meet up with her dealer?)

  By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

• if she rammed a cart into my mother and I was there, that lazy eyed bird nose herpes infected fake blue eyed dog would be six feet under. Period.
  Kathy would be planning her funeral.

  By Anonymous, on 6:29 AM  

• Paris Hilton knows how to operate a shopping Cart? Why isn't this major news? they seem to report on just about every little bullshit about her.
  
  Ramming the elderlies...Oh Dear. How small of an aisle does this place have for two people to...wait, It's just Paris and her over sized ego trying to move down the aisle big enough for an elephant to run through.
  
  Somebody should tell her that the Amazon is a trendy place to go to for a vacation. There are plenty of things out there that wants Paris Hilton dead.

  By Anonymous, on 4:50 AM  

• Why doesnt paris hilton just....................................................
  DIE,she is a pain for all of us

  By joe, on 6:08 AM  

• I don't believe this story to be true for a second... Paris buying groceries might suggest that she actually eats- and we know that Satan only feeds on the souls of the innocent.

  By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM  

• Paris needs to come to my grocery store. She could ram them with her cart while I club them with a baseball bat. It has nothing to do with the elderly either. People are stupid. Dumbass people need to be able to navigate through public places without completely hindering the progress of everyone else. Grocery cart aisle blocking must be stopped!

  By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM  

• I was there. none of this happened. the lady accidently bumped into her and paris smiled and said no problem. you people believe anything

  By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM  

• For the love of all that's good can someone please hook her up with howard k. stern?

  By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM  

• You know, I hate Paris more than anything but old ladies can be really fucking rude in the grocery store. I have had not one, but two altercations with nasty old ladies at the grocery store and it wasn't my fault. I am with Paris on this one. Never thought I would say it.

  By Anonymous, on 11:49 PM  

• What a self absorbed bitch! one day she'll be old too! probably she'll be a grumpy old woman too!

  By peach, on 2:04 PM  

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