I figured I couldn't go see Johnny (and Keira and Orlando) again as a fatty, so I've dropped 50 lbs to see 3-Sticks-3. All the puking will be worth it when the movie opens...BONES RULE!!!
Anyway I didn't pay attention during the first movie and I didn't see the second. I even lost interest in the trailer. Maybe if they hired an actual woman to play the female role. Like a younger Catherine Zeta-Jones... that would be perfect. Yum!
The second Pirates sucked so I just watched the first one again and pretended it was a one time deal. But I did get a little moist while watching the trailer.
advertisers didn't like her boob??? well looking at the "girls don't poop" shirt and the tila tequila spreadeagle pic, i can see how angie's goodies could offend their delicate sensibilities...
but seriously, its those Lane Bryant hos isn't it!?!
Keira Knightly can not take a picture with her lips together. She's a mouth breather. She always has a vacant expression. Maybe she should eat something.
HAHAHA! Oh yeah, that first pic of her in the bathroom clutching her stomach is so classy. Did she just take a huge, painful dump? Perhaps she's having menstrual cramps? Or maybe she just threw up her food. Wouldn't surprise me.
Keira Knightley is cute but she does NEED BOOBS she is to flat ,the movie is not good but for some reason people like it so is going to make alot of money and it should not be an X on his butt it should be a RAINBOW on his butt
you who say that you are just waiting for Orlando to start slapping someone around! I cant belive you! He does a great and lovebul part in theese movies. He is to be edmired. You must be a boy speaking like that. It seems most guys are jelaus of him. Such a shame. He is a great actor and plays his part in pirates well :D LOVE THE PIRATES MOVIES :)
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Yay, I can't wait for this movie, i'll be first in line, Sparrow is Smexy.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
The new background is better than the TMobile Sidekick one, but not better than Angelina's boob.
As sexy as her lips are and as drunk as I get when I gaze in her eyes, I can't rub one out looking at her face.
By i don't like you in any way, on 11:12 AM
i think Orlando looks hot in these pics.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
I figured I couldn't go see Johnny (and Keira and Orlando) again as a fatty, so I've dropped 50 lbs to see 3-Sticks-3. All the puking will be worth it when the movie opens...BONES RULE!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
The pics with the bubbles are cool.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
The bubbles are to trick you ... to divert your eyes and fool you into thinking she's stacked. I see round things
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
ooo all in favor of orlando bloom in hotpants, say aye! "Aye aye!"
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
the new background pic will be just fine...as soon as somebody photoshops a skeet shower on our beloved Angie's face.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
The old background was also Angelina Jolie...
Photo 1
Photo 2
We had to change it because advertisers on the home page didn't like her big boob and bra - and our server bill is too high to argue with them.
Smooches.
By Jenny, on 12:08 PM
I liked the first one but the second Pirates was quite possibly the worst film I've seen in a decade.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
11:44am that was good. Made me laugh out loud.
Anyway I didn't pay attention during the first movie and I didn't see the second. I even lost interest in the trailer. Maybe if they hired an actual woman to play the female role. Like a younger Catherine Zeta-Jones... that would be perfect. Yum!
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
How about a photo that is NOT of Angelina Jolie? Her lips look like a monkey's puckered anus.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Keira Knightley looks like a man. Ew.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
The second Pirates sucked so I just watched the first one again and pretended it was a one time deal. But I did get a little moist while watching the trailer.
By Rashley, on 2:23 PM
advertisers didn't like her boob??? well looking at the "girls don't poop" shirt and the tila tequila spreadeagle pic, i can see how angie's goodies could offend their delicate sensibilities...
but seriously, its those Lane Bryant hos isn't it!?!
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
this shit is gonna be hot. i cant wait!
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
Keira Knightly can not take a picture with her lips together. She's a mouth breather. She always has a vacant expression. Maybe she should eat something.
By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
Great respect for you Jenny, but please don't let the sponsors dictate artistic choices about your website to you. F%@K em
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
post Johnny pics NOW please.
By Anonymous, on 8:19 PM
yes please, some johnny!!
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
Keira needs a burger.. she'd be 10times more sexy with some meat on her body.. But she is cute anyway tho:)
By Anonymous, on 5:24 AM
HAHAHA! Oh yeah, that first pic of her in the bathroom clutching her stomach is so classy. Did she just take a huge, painful dump? Perhaps she's having menstrual cramps? Or maybe she just threw up her food. Wouldn't surprise me.
By Anonymous, on 7:46 AM
"They should really just go ahead and dress him up in satin hot pants with the letter "X" on the butt and get it over with."
This made me laugh. And I like OB.
By Anonymous, on 8:07 AM
Or at least some pics of a prepubescent boy! Same diff!
By Anonymous, on 8:19 AM
Keira Knightley is cute but she does NEED BOOBS she is to flat ,the movie is not good but for some reason people like it so is going to make alot of money and it should not be an X on his butt it should be a RAINBOW on his butt
By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM
YAY I LOVE CHOW YUN FAT
By Anonymous, on 6:38 PM
you who say that you are just waiting for Orlando to start slapping someone around! I cant belive you! He does a great and lovebul part in theese movies. He is to be edmired. You must be a boy speaking like that. It seems most guys are jelaus of him. Such a shame. He is a great actor and plays his part in pirates well :D LOVE THE PIRATES MOVIES :)
By Anonymous, on 3:58 AM
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