I initially thought, when first seeing the pics, that this was her on the set of some movie in which her character looks like that. But you're saying that's just her leaving a cafe? Geez. I can't believe how gigantic her knockers look in that third pic. Has she gained weight, or is it just that dress?
Hay dios mio! However, I take comfort in the fact that even the rich and famous are afflicted by badhair-unflatteringlight-bloat-itis. Social equity rules.
You can criticize all you want, but look at that second pic... don't tell me you don't wish there were some upskirt pics of that bootyliciousness. damn.
god, i was having a "fat day" until i saw these pictures, now i feel damn thin. when are the pregnant rumors gonna start flying because damn, my 6 months pregnant cousin doesn't look half as big as her. and who says she's got a nice ass? that thing looks like it would jiggle like a lava lamp!
she's gotta be pregnant. women don't carry fat on their tummy the way her tummy looks. fat looks like a spare tire. she looks like she's got a pregnancy bulge. and this would also explain why her breasts are so enormous. she's busty but not THAT busty.
wow, so none of you people have ever seen a pregnant woman? that seems strange. the pregnancy rumors started a few months ago. she looked like she might be pregnant when she announced the oscar noms--but there is no denying it looking at these pics--she is wearing a maternity dress!
Many, many women...even celebs....don't make an announcement of pregnancy until after their first trimester...or even at all! Besides, it's not like the owes the public any information as to whether or not she's gestating. If she is, I say good for her! The baby will probably be gorgeous just like Salma...bad hair day or not.
and that is wat a natural womans hair looks like if she lets it air dry...mine looks like that, at least...although i try to comb it before i go out lol
Come on, Todd... Like in many other recent posts, I think you've blown in this one too.
Her knockers look as spectacular as usual, the dress is not that favorable and she's just having a bad hair day. But for those who can see beyond the mere package(we all know la-la-land can't), she still got the kickass contents.
I think there's a chance she could be preggers...there's definitely SOMETHING going on the stomach region of that woman. Maybe it's just too many burritos. At any rate, I don't even think it's her being fat or sans makeup that make these pics so unattractive...it's that god awful hair. Looks like someone teased it with some electricity. It's HUGE! I'm not sure how she can walk around all day without toppling over. Between the tits and the hair, it's gotta be a bitch to lug all that around all day.
Hey, cut the girl some slack...as only a woman with thick, curly, frizzy-ass can hair can know....it's a BITCH. She just didn't have her normal hairdresser over. Sob.
How can you NOT notice that she's quite pregnant...clearly in the second trimester! She's a beautiful woman, and I'm just sorry your dick can't handle the fact that she's preggers, Todd.
Yep, that's typical hispanic hair that's just air-dried and without any kind of mousse or gel in it to control the frizzies. Basically, it's Selma Hayek WITHOUT ANY MAKEUP. My god. Stop the presses. And yeah, if she's not pregnant, I'll eat my burrito.
I think I heard something that she was shooting a movie about the Lonely Hearts Murders, playing Martha Beck (who was grossly overweight) and she wanted to do the DeNiro route so it'd look more natural? Something like that. I'd still go gay in a heartbeat for her.
If you're a REAL man who is truly "strong in his spot" then what Salma's toting underneath that frock isn't causing any problems whatsoever(unless you're one of those misguided, closet pedophiles who are just anorectic bone lovers=NO enjoyable T&A at all on your underdeveloped adolescent-bodied women). Trust me on this. If she turns you off here, turn the channel to Nickelodeon or something!! When the time is right, I could encourage her properly to get back in her Hollywood "movie shape" IF necessary. We all know how she's HOLDING when she's on top of her game.Don't get it too twisted there, haters(in other words,BETTER THAN YOU EVER LOOKED on your so-called best day)!! But for right now, let me fully enjoy her DDD Fever-The Jiggle Edition. It looks like she's in full MILF mode in these pics and I, for one, can work with that for a while.
what the hell is that??? , she looks preggers who came inside of her,, the hair is a mess her ass looks huge ghetto like and her tits are kaboom huge to , or is that her sister LA CHOLA LOCA HAYEK ....
any woman who has ever been pregnant can spot it a mile awawy. that isn't food weight. Its baby weight. OR maybe she is doing it to reasearch some role.. you know actors go into character for an upcoming role.
On a seperate note.. I am wearing pj bottoms and slippers and a tank top.. not my best moment. thank god I am not famour and someone is taking pics! Eeek!
"women don't carry fat on their tummy the way her tummy looks."
You should see some of the fat cows at my office. It's less common than the typical old guy with a huge beer gut, but having seen it firsthand on a female it is entirely possible (and absolutely gross).
Anyway, she's never really been terribly slender... always had more meat on her bones. It could be that it's just an incredibly unflattering dress, but either way that is some godawful hair, and she clearly shouldn't be leaving the house without makeup.
wasn't she at the oscars, or something, looking like a million bucks recently, and looking very not pregnant? She looks pg in these pics. I just find her to be stunning, and we all have our unphotogenic days.
Oh she's definitely pregnant. Besides, check out her imdb page: one movie in 2007 and then the next one in 2009. Granted, it might be nothing, but with looking like that, she has to be carrying.
Oh she's definitely pregnant. Besides, check out her imdb page: one movie in 2007 and then the next one in 2009. Granted, it might be nothing, but with looking like that, she has to be carrying.
how could even one person look at that pic and say she's not pregnant? the surpise is that Penelope has a fully functioning penis. the rumor is that Tom requires all hangdowns to be only semi-erect and non-ejaculatory (so, makeup artists, etc.)
"I think I heard something that she was shooting a movie about the Lonely Hearts Murders, playing Martha Beck (who was grossly overweight) and she wanted to do the DeNiro route so it'd look more natural? Something like that. I'd still go gay in a heartbeat for her."
Lonely Hearts was shown at the Tribeca Film Festival in April of 2006.
Well, for those of you that cant read norwegian: the known Hollywood blogger Perez Hoilton says so in his blog.
ALso; Her press-secreterian has said to widdbicom: Francois-Henri Pinault and his fiance Salma Hayek says with joy; they are waiting their first child..
Alright, bad english translation because I am in a hurry(or maybe just stupid) anyway.. She is preggie. BUT, the her&nå magazine wich this is taken from is a gossip mag.
92 Comments:
that hurts my heart.
By J.j., on 9:00 AM
that hurts my heart.
By J.j., on 9:00 AM
I initially thought, when first seeing the pics, that this was her on the set of some movie in which her character looks like that. But you're saying that's just her leaving a cafe? Geez. I can't believe how gigantic her knockers look in that third pic. Has she gained weight, or is it just that dress?
By sva1994, on 9:04 AM
Hay dios mio!
However, I take comfort in the fact that even the rich and famous are afflicted by badhair-unflatteringlight-bloat-itis.
Social equity rules.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
She looks prego... Or she is justfat?
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
*starts pregnancy rumour*
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
What....the....fuck
By Anonymous, on 9:10 AM
she looks a) pregnant; and b) sans makeup.
By Melanie, on 9:11 AM
You can criticize all you want, but look at that second pic... don't tell me you don't wish there were some upskirt pics of that bootyliciousness.
damn.
By I don't like you in any way, on 9:11 AM
better but a string on that balloon its gonna float away
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
dude, i think salma is gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous... but in this picture she looks like a giant poodle!! wow!! talk about a bad day!
By misherz, on 9:15 AM
don't drag Barney into this! his voice is far less annoying.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
she's either pregnant or shoplifting
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
Even on her worst day she's miles & miles above the likes of Whorhan, Parasite and Shitney.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
SHES PREGNANT!!! Her boobs are huge and you can tell her stomach is rounded and extended...OMG!!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
god, i was having a "fat day" until i saw these pictures, now i feel damn thin.
when are the pregnant rumors gonna start flying because damn, my 6 months pregnant cousin doesn't look half as big as her. and who says she's got a nice ass? that thing looks like it would jiggle like a lava lamp!
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
she's gotta be pregnant. women don't carry fat on their tummy the way her tummy looks. fat looks like a spare tire. she looks like she's got a pregnancy bulge. and this would also explain why her breasts are so enormous. she's busty but not THAT busty.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
so that's where the fucking nanny was yesterday...
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
I'm the father of her unborn child, no matter what Howard Stern says. I was looking at her beautiful breasts and ejaculated right on her.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Watch out Kristy Alley, the next weight watchers spoke model!
By chuggdog, on 9:36 AM
bun in the oven.
By missed the glance, on 9:40 AM
wow, so none of you people have ever seen a pregnant woman? that seems strange. the pregnancy rumors started a few months ago. she looked like she might be pregnant when she announced the oscar noms--but there is no denying it looking at these pics--she is wearing a maternity dress!
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
If she was pregnant, she should have said something by now. She's showing way too much to deny it now.
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
9:40 AM,
I just googled "salma hayek pregnant". Nothing. Sorry dude, she's just fat.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
Is she pregnant? She has to be pregnant! There is no way she is retaining that much water.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
she must be going to vacuum it out
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
Many, many women...even celebs....don't make an announcement of pregnancy until after their first trimester...or even at all! Besides, it's not like the owes the public any information as to whether or not she's gestating. If she is, I say good for her! The baby will probably be gorgeous just like Salma...bad hair day or not.
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
i think she's retaining salsa
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
Shut up you homo. That's the worst dress I've ever seen but when it comes to Salma, there still ain't nothin' wrong with that!
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
I'd still hit it. Repeatedly.
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
is she pregnant?
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
She looks fat!
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
the thing is...she's still beautiful
and that is wat a natural womans hair looks like if she lets it air dry...mine looks like that, at least...although i try to comb it before i go out lol
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
She was having a very bad hair day! ouch!
By Orange Pixie, on 10:34 AM
She didn't realize the "Eating Normally, by Kelly Clarkson" book was a prank gift.
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
she's smuggling in another illegal
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
She's still hot, but she's pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
These latin chicks end up fat sooner or later, it's in their blood they can't resist food,,or getting pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Come on, Todd... Like in many other recent posts, I think you've blown in this one too.
Her knockers look as spectacular as usual, the dress is not that favorable and she's just having a bad hair day. But for those who can see beyond the mere package(we all know la-la-land can't), she still got the kickass contents.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
I'm surprised nobody's claimed she has no tits.
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
Pregnant or not, that bitch is beyond hot......and i'd still tapiocca blast those luscious tits any day of the week.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
I think there's a chance she could be preggers...there's definitely SOMETHING going on the stomach region of that woman. Maybe it's just too many burritos. At any rate, I don't even think it's her being fat or sans makeup that make these pics so unattractive...it's that god awful hair. Looks like someone teased it with some electricity. It's HUGE! I'm not sure how she can walk around all day without toppling over. Between the tits and the hair, it's gotta be a bitch to lug all that around all day.
By The Docktator, on 11:33 AM
All that's missing from the pictures is Baby Bop and some kids talking about the importance of sharing.
OMG, The Latino Barney indeed! LOL!
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
There goes the last of my wet dream girls.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
When you're pregnant, your boobs and ass all grow along with the tummy. I must have missed out on the pregnancy rumors.
I'd kill for those knockers, though.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Hey, cut the girl some slack...as only a woman with thick, curly, frizzy-ass can hair can know....it's a BITCH. She just didn't have her normal hairdresser over. Sob.
It's not the Oscars everyday.
At least she's keeping it real...
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
Have a heart. She's pregnant. And one of the least offensive talent in L.A.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
Boobs, ass and tummy all grow with pregnancy, and the hormones cause some women's skin and HAIR to go completely haywire and be uncontrollable.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
How can you NOT notice that she's quite pregnant...clearly in the second trimester! She's a beautiful woman, and I'm just sorry your dick can't handle the fact that she's preggers, Todd.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
who's baby? i missed that one compleatly...
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
Remember she is small. So any extra weight really shows up on her. I think she is something like 5' or 5'2.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
I'd still hit it.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
I'd still hit it damnit.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Uh oh...did Penelope knock her up?
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
wow i didnt think her tits could get any bigger, i'm in love all over again
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
I'm thoroughly baffled by this series of pictures. Salma, what is happening here?
By chenry, on 2:29 PM
yah. she has to be pregnant...her hair is fucked up, but she's still really pretty.
By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
oh. my. god.
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
pregnant or not, i'd still fuck those titties
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
PREGNANT OR FAT< WHO HE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TO JUDGE> GROW THE HELL UP !!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
PREGNANT OR FAT< WHO HE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TO JUDGE> GROW THE HELL UP !!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
PREGNANT OR FAT< WHO HE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TO JUDGE> GROW THE HELL UP !!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
PREGNANT OR FAT< WHO HE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TO JUDGE> GROW THE HELL UP !!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
Pregnant or fat who are the hell are you guys to judge. Grow up !!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM
She's clearly pregnant of 4 or 5 months
By Alexxx, on 4:10 PM
One word: Grimace
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimace
By KDeRosa, on 4:16 PM
It looks like she's practicing her balloon smuggling technique.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
If she's not pregnant I'll eat my hat!
By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
Filming Ugly Betty episode for all those who have achieved perfection^^^^^
By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
i would. in a heartbeat.
i'd make those boobies shake like Northridge.
By Bob Cobb, on 5:06 PM
Yep, that's typical hispanic hair that's just air-dried and without any kind of mousse or gel in it to control the frizzies. Basically, it's Selma Hayek WITHOUT ANY MAKEUP. My god. Stop the presses.
And yeah, if she's not pregnant, I'll eat my burrito.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
she looks sooo pregnant..at least a 3-4 months...
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
she can look any way she wants she will always look better than j-whore
By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM
please tell me that's a wig, otherwise she looks ok bodywise just that front shot makes her look huge...
By Anonymous, on 7:02 PM
I think I heard something that she was shooting a movie about the Lonely Hearts Murders, playing Martha Beck (who was grossly overweight) and she wanted to do the DeNiro route so it'd look more natural? Something like that. I'd still go gay in a heartbeat for her.
By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
She's never been attractive.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 PM
If you're a REAL man who is truly "strong in his spot" then what Salma's toting underneath that frock isn't causing any problems whatsoever(unless you're one of those misguided, closet pedophiles who are just anorectic bone lovers=NO enjoyable T&A at all on your underdeveloped adolescent-bodied women). Trust me on this. If she turns you off here, turn the channel to Nickelodeon or something!! When the time is right, I could encourage her properly to get back in her Hollywood "movie shape" IF necessary. We all know how she's HOLDING when she's on top of her game.Don't get it too twisted there, haters(in other words,BETTER THAN YOU EVER LOOKED on your so-called best day)!! But for right now, let me fully enjoy her DDD Fever-The Jiggle Edition. It looks like she's in full MILF mode in these pics and I, for one, can work with that for a while.
By Slick Rick aka The Voice of Reason, on 11:52 PM
what the hell is that??? , she looks preggers who came inside of her,, the hair is a mess her ass looks huge ghetto like and
her tits are kaboom huge to , or is that her sister LA CHOLA LOCA HAYEK ....
By Anonymous, on 12:02 AM
Yum yum,you know she is jealous hags!!
By Scaramonga, on 12:39 AM
I thought that was Elizabeth Taylor sporting her latest moo moo outfit......
By Anonymous, on 6:43 AM
any woman who has ever been pregnant can spot it a mile awawy. that isn't food weight. Its baby weight. OR maybe she is doing it to reasearch some role.. you know actors go into character for an upcoming role.
On a seperate note.. I am wearing pj bottoms and slippers and a tank top.. not my best moment. thank god I am not famour and someone is taking pics! Eeek!
By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM
"women don't carry fat on their tummy the way her tummy looks."
You should see some of the fat cows at my office. It's less common than the typical old guy with a huge beer gut, but having seen it firsthand on a female it is entirely possible (and absolutely gross).
Anyway, she's never really been terribly slender... always had more meat on her bones. It could be that it's just an incredibly unflattering dress, but either way that is some godawful hair, and she clearly shouldn't be leaving the house without makeup.
By Anonymous, on 7:45 AM
wasn't she at the oscars, or something, looking like a million bucks recently, and looking very not pregnant? She looks pg in these pics.
I just find her to be stunning, and we all have our unphotogenic days.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 AM
Oh she's definitely pregnant. Besides, check out her imdb page: one movie in 2007 and then the next one in 2009. Granted, it might be nothing, but with looking like that, she has to be carrying.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM
Oh she's definitely pregnant. Besides, check out her imdb page: one movie in 2007 and then the next one in 2009. Granted, it might be nothing, but with looking like that, she has to be carrying.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM
I guaran-damn-tee you my butt wasn't that cute when I was pregnant. Girlfriend is still gorgeous!
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
how could even one person look at that pic and say she's not pregnant? the surpise is that Penelope has a fully functioning penis. the rumor is that Tom requires all hangdowns to be only semi-erect and non-ejaculatory (so, makeup artists, etc.)
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
"I think I heard something that she was shooting a movie about the Lonely Hearts Murders, playing Martha Beck (who was grossly overweight) and she wanted to do the DeNiro route so it'd look more natural? Something like that. I'd still go gay in a heartbeat for her."
Lonely Hearts was shown at the Tribeca Film Festival in April of 2006.
By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM
Her boobs aren't much larger than the chick in the background pic on the homepage.
Really, the worst looking thing about Selma here are THOSE SHOES!
By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM
http://msn.herogna.no/nyheter/film/article52184.ece
Well, for those of you that cant read norwegian:
the known Hollywood blogger Perez Hoilton says so in his blog.
ALso; Her press-secreterian has said to widdbicom: Francois-Henri Pinault and his fiance Salma Hayek says with joy; they are waiting their first child..
Alright, bad english translation because I am in a hurry(or maybe just stupid) anyway.. She is preggie. BUT, the her&nå magazine wich this is taken from is a gossip mag.
By ann, on 7:17 AM
Ay dios Mio, thank God!!! I wasnt the only one that looked like crap while pregnant..Ay Salmita, antes muerta que sencilla...
By Lolitabunny, on 2:22 PM
Holly Shit it's LA CHUPACABRA.
MOOOO MOOOO
Some women look good knocked up with illegitimate bastard children and others look like LA CHUPACABRA!
damn she makes tori spelling look good.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 AM
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