40 Comments:

• Another movie role for her?? Amazing!

  By dm, on 10:42 PM  

• This bitch just needs to drop off the face of the planet. Seriously. She contributes nothing.

  By Spanky, on 10:52 PM  

• she needs to do lots of nudity with no lines just walk infront of the cameras and show her tits bend over stuff like that

  By Anonymous, on 11:08 PM  

• I can't help but notice the 'Champion' brand backpack Simpleton Simpson is sporting....
  
  I wonder how much money father/manager/movie producer/pastor/daughter-fucker Joe Simpson is getting for that product placement?
  
  Since this movie stands a snowball's chance in hell of turning a profit at theatres, or in DVD sales, I predict that EVERY scene will be chalked full of namebrand products. It'll be like a goddamn 90 minute long Sears commercial....
  
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  If George Dubya REALLY wanted the info to Bin Laden's whereabouts they would've started having 'Jessica Simpson Night' at Gitmo Bay Inmate Theatre a long time ago.

  By joejoe, on 11:34 PM  

• What a cheap-ass movie. The wig doesn't even cover her entire hairline. That's something easy to get right, right?

  By Anonymous, on 12:42 AM  

• Okay, here's the scary part.... Has or has not Ashley Simpson begun to look like the old Jessica and Jessica is now only a bad haircut and dye job from being the old Ashley? I think Ashley used VooDoo on her ass and took over her soul.

  By Chilly, on 1:05 AM  

• She should only be doing porn. Her acting skills would fit right in there.

  By rashley, on 4:40 AM  

• joejoe 11:34
  
  "chalked full of namebrand products"
  
  HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
  
  You retard.

  By Anonymous, on 5:02 AM  

• Is it supposed to be obvious that she's wearing a wig?

  By Anonymous, on 5:11 AM  

• Good Lord, couldn't they afford a better wig?

  By Anonymous, on 6:36 AM  

• Wow. Somebody in Hollywood needs to wake up and realize she is completely no talent. She is pretty, but not so good looking as to guarantee her a career. Why would a studio keep making movies with her?

  By Anonymous, on 6:47 AM  

• "Chalked full"? Try "chock-full."
  
  At least the girl is working, which is more than I can say for most of the useless sacks of flesh who show up in the gossip pages.

  By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM  

• Her daddy-lovah probably thought this would be good for her "career." The movie sounds like another version of that Legally Blonde crap that turned A-lot-o'-chin Reese Witherspoon into a $15 mill per movie commanding pretender/actor.
  
  I hope this doesn't do well, but there are enough dumb people out there that just might pay to see this. Fingers crossed that the Apocalypse occurs first though.

  By Anonymous, on 8:01 AM  

• Pastor Joe Simpson's famous sermons include:
  "Jesue saves, Simpson pimps"
  
  and . . . let's think of some more

  By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM  

• Personally I've always thought Papa Joe would have preferred preaching that bit in the Bible about Lot and his daughters. It's his favorite part!

  By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM  

• Tranny. I can't believe I used to think she was hot. Oh shit, maybe I'm gay?

  By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM  

• "Working Nine to Five"!!! whatta way ta make a livin'
  
  bah hahahahahahahahaha

  By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM  

• "Why would a studio keep making movies with her?"
  
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  The same reason Hollywood kept given a disgusting and ugly Tori Spelling acting jobs. Big rack and...Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

  By jeditemple, on 9:07 AM  

• Maybe she just borrowed skanky Spears' wig.

  By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM  

• Why isn't this guaranteed bomb of a movie going straight to video?

  By Piquebu, on 9:44 AM  

• LMFAO @ joejoe:
  
  That WOULD be torture.

  By Jennifer, on 9:56 AM  

• sorry, i can't agree on this one... i think she has a cute face... not drop dead gorgeous by any means, but she is definitely not fugly... don't know anything about her acting though, as i've never seen any of her movies...

  By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM  

• Yes, Yes, metaphor Nazis, I bungled 'chock-full' in my previous post.
  
  I'll try bedder necks time.
  
  I should know that they're are to dozen people all two ready too use there thyme too point out errors in these comments...
  
  Excuse me, I'm no Roads Skoller...;) ;)

  By joejoe, on 10:13 AM  

• i never thought i would have the opportunity to use this phrase, but those shoes make her look too skinny

  By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM  

• I worked on this movie, JoeJoe. And I can indeed confirm for you that every single scene does contain the maximum amount of product placement possible.

  By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM  

• I once convinced a girl to not press charges by saying I was only attempting maximal product placement (and handing her a nice, soft cotton towel).

  By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM  

• she's got a butterface. everything looks good but her face

  By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM  

• Talentless Mcbumpynose. Fucking genius.

  By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM  

• Why would John Mayer want her? Anyone? I just don't get it. She's not ugly, but she is so bought.
  Everything from her hair, to her boobs, to her fame. John seems like such a natural no frills man. I'm not jealous, just puzzled.

  By Anonymous, on 6:01 PM  

• Nobody loves Jessica like her Daddy does!!!

  By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM  

• UGLY...thats what she is
  
  c'mon..what has she got? she is not a great singer...I mean her singing's terrible..no one would've known that 'Take my breath away' was such a great song if heard from her first...ugh..she did a terrible job on that
  
  Plus her acting is terrible. I guess its just her tits that she can be proud of.
  
  Gosh...sick of her

  By Almost Unreal, on 2:16 AM  

• Hahaha!!!! The plastic surgeon gave Ash power over her clueless retarded sister. She said in an interview that her BUMPY NOSE is her BEST feature about her! John if you are reading this please give that stupid ignorant retard an ultimatum, either you get that busted nose fixed or take your Joe looking carcass back to Texas!

  By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM  

• EWW I SAW JOHN MEET UP WITH THIS STUPID BITCH AND HER BEST FRIEND ON WATTS ST...JESSICA...UR SO FUG WHAT HAPPENED? AND THAT BROWN WEAVEZ NOT WORKIN EITHER!!!!! NASTYYY!!

  By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM  

• umm.. she's still got a career? sheesh.

  By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM  

• right on, joejoe; i am sew glad wee have spellin geneusses on this sight sew wee can all bee more intelligint; whut wood wee dew without them ??? har har ole chucked-full

  By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM  

• Is it just me or is Jessica jealous of Anna Nicole Smith and trying to look more like Marilyn Munroe? A bad version but still ...

  By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM  

• ugh that lipstick outside of the lips look is HORRID!

  By Anonymous, on 6:12 PM  

• those shoes are from the jessica simpson show like. I just saw them at ross for 21.99!

  By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM  

• er shoe line. don't ask me how that happened!

  By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM  

• i thought talentless bumpynose was paris hilton? i am so sick of these bitches. anna nicole dies and jessica and paris are still wasting Oxygen. why can't they die..

  By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM  

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