Boohoohoo Please! It must have been such a scene where 1 girl broke down crying. Please spare us the retarded facts of 1 girl crying. You forgot to mention she was doing anal so THAT is the reason this one girl was crying.
I'd actually be pretty horrified to witness that too. I'd be so sad for the actress. I mean, think about that! It's FUCKEd. The poor thing. Having to take part in that, as part of the crew, may put me over the edge.
I've been seeing pics of Thora Birch at the Playboy Mansion parties since she was a young teenager (15 or so). For those of you who don't know, they publish pics of the goings-on at the Mansion every month. I couldn't figure out why her parents would let such a young girl hang out there all the time. I guess now I know, right?
what's the big deal? aren't they trying to make the best movie they possibly can? we can assume her dad knows every inch of her body intimately, so of course he should call the shots. why wouldn't the director want inside info on what feels good, what hurts (in a good or bad way), what tickles, how much she flinches at the first skeet of a facial, how long before lube is typically needed, when is the best time to take the onramp to the hershey highway, and so on. the dad was simply trying to ensure that his daughter's movie was perfect. why did everybody overreact?
i was about to say well, her parents were heavy in the porn biz but then you beat me to it. if you watch the midnight blue DVD series available on netflix now---i think it's porn stars of the seventies, you get a nice loooooong interview with thora's mom, who is clearly out of her fucking head and is basically a freaky weirdo. so yeah, i think daddy is too.
Oh god! Personally I think a little porn is ok, when i get older i probably would like to star in a film. "Rectal Rooters! The CumBack." But if my mother and father knew about it considering they are Catholics, well, lets just say that my parents wouldnt be "Rootering me on" as i did my scene. Hell, i'd be kicked out of my house "Harder and Faster" than than the director that said those words.
^"we can assume her dad knows every inch of her body intimately, so of course he should call the shots."
haha, funny as hell, but still made me sick. The thought of this guy watching his daughter, fake or not, during "naughty time" is fucking sick. My dad would not even want to be in the same state let alone the same room. He and Papa Joe Simpson should get together and discuss new ways to be entirely too involved in their children's lives. Maybe they can even talk their daughter's into doing a porn together...that would make them even MORE rich of their kids!
hey 10:48, the 'dude' who rents porn on netflix is a chick. you know a lot of guys named livvie? drag queens?
fyi i grew up in nyc, where midnight blue and al goldstein were practically an institution. the collected dvd's are not porn, they are the public access show which ran on channel j. where you couldn't show porn. they are very entertaining looks at nyc of the seventies--sadly long gone due to loser fucksticks like you who come there and expect the mall of america--al goldstein's fuck you rants, the absolutely insane commercials that ran during the show, and the sexual underground/subculture of the time.
good luck with that repressive problem you have. i hope you get laid once in a while.
seeing her all grown up is bizarre. I always think of her as the little girl from hocus pocus (disney movie where SJP and Bette Midler were witches). Freaky!
Linda Lovelace ... Herself Harry Reems ... Dr. Young Dolly Sharp ... Helen Bill Harrison ... Mr. Maltz William Love ... Wilbur Wang Carol Connors ... The Nurse Bob Phillips ... Mr. Fenster Ted Street ... Delivery boy Jack Byron ... #11 Jack Birch ... #12 (as Michael Powers) Gerard Damiano ... Last man
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Ok. This chick looks like she's 12. I mean she's a little hottie, but more in that when she grows up sort of way.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
ewwwwwwww. he makes papa joe sound normal.
By Anonymous, on 9:04 AM
"One girl on the crew broke down crying."
Boohoohoo Please! It must have been such a scene where 1 girl broke down crying. Please spare us the retarded facts of 1 girl crying. You forgot to mention she was doing anal so THAT is the reason this one girl was crying.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
I'd actually be pretty horrified to witness that too. I'd be so sad for the actress. I mean, think about that! It's FUCKEd. The poor thing. Having to take part in that, as part of the crew, may put me over the edge.
By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM
Jack Birch must have been one happy (and depleted) camper when Thora sprouted the way she did.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
I've been seeing pics of Thora Birch at the Playboy Mansion parties since she was a young teenager (15 or so). For those of you who don't know, they publish pics of the goings-on at the Mansion every month. I couldn't figure out why her parents would let such a young girl hang out there all the time. I guess now I know, right?
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
what's the big deal? aren't they trying to make the best movie they possibly can? we can assume her dad knows every inch of her body intimately, so of course he should call the shots. why wouldn't the director want inside info on what feels good, what hurts (in a good or bad way), what tickles, how much she flinches at the first skeet of a facial, how long before lube is typically needed, when is the best time to take the onramp to the hershey highway, and so on. the dad was simply trying to ensure that his daughter's movie was perfect. why did everybody overreact?
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
I saw Deep Throat I wish I can remember who her parents are I watch alot of porn never heard of her mother or father.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
i was about to say well, her parents were heavy in the porn biz but then you beat me to it. if you watch the midnight blue DVD series available on netflix now---i think it's porn stars of the seventies, you get a nice loooooong interview with thora's mom, who is clearly out of her fucking head and is basically a freaky weirdo. so yeah, i think daddy is too.
By livvie, on 10:39 AM
Sounds like something Papa Simpson would do.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
LMAO at the guy who orders porn on netflix. (10:39)
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
Anyone else wondering if she still stuffs her bra with balloons filled with vanilla Jello-pudiing?
...Anyone?
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
LOL 9:09 A.M
Oh god! Personally I think a little porn is ok, when i get older i probably would like to star in a film. "Rectal Rooters! The CumBack." But if my mother and father knew about it considering they are Catholics, well, lets just say that my parents wouldnt be "Rootering me on" as i did my scene. Hell, i'd be kicked out of my house "Harder and Faster" than than the director that said those words.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
there is no porn on Netflix
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
She has (had) big, sloppy, nasty tits with nipples like dinner plates. They were most unpleasant.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
The movie she was filming was not porno, from what the imdb site says.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
^ Nobody said she was filming a porno, dumbass. Learn how to read.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
^"we can assume her dad knows every inch of her body intimately, so of course he should call the shots."
haha, funny as hell, but still made me sick. The thought of this guy watching his daughter, fake or not, during "naughty time" is fucking sick. My dad would not even want to be in the same state let alone the same room. He and Papa Joe Simpson should get together and discuss new ways to be entirely too involved in their children's lives. Maybe they can even talk their daughter's into doing a porn together...that would make them even MORE rich of their kids!
By The Docktator, on 3:13 PM
hey 10:48, the 'dude' who rents porn on netflix is a chick. you know a lot of guys named livvie? drag queens?
fyi i grew up in nyc, where midnight blue and al goldstein were practically an institution. the collected dvd's are not porn, they are the public access show which ran on channel j. where you couldn't show porn. they are very entertaining looks at nyc of the seventies--sadly long gone due to loser fucksticks like you who come there and expect the mall of america--al goldstein's fuck you rants, the absolutely insane commercials that ran during the show, and the sexual underground/subculture of the time.
good luck with that repressive problem you have. i hope you get laid once in a while.
By livvie, on 4:55 PM
wow. 4:55, take your meds!
oh wait... are YOU Thora's mom? that would explain a lot!
By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM
seeing her all grown up is bizarre. I always think of her as the little girl from hocus pocus (disney movie where SJP and Bette Midler were witches). Freaky!
By Anonymous, on 6:34 PM
She is a beautiful girl. Sorry to hear that her father is a pervert. Maybe he should be shot the same time they shoot Wynona's husband.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
6:04, OMG YES!!! however did you find me out?
grow up.
By livvie, on 6:52 PM
She's the girl from Hocus Pocus!
Ah, I've always loved her.
By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
Omg papa joe
By Anonymous, on 10:50 PM
I love thora birch
By Anonymous, on 10:58 PM
Her parents let her go topless in American Beauty when she was only 16. Does that make American Beauty child porn?
By Anonymous, on 1:19 AM
RE: Anonymous, 10:28 AM
Cast (in credits order) verified as complete
Linda Lovelace ... Herself
Harry Reems ... Dr. Young
Dolly Sharp ... Helen
Bill Harrison ... Mr. Maltz
William Love ... Wilbur Wang
Carol Connors ... The Nurse
Bob Phillips ... Mr. Fenster
Ted Street ... Delivery boy
Jack Byron ... #11
Jack Birch ... #12 (as Michael Powers)
Gerard Damiano ... Last man
By Anonymous, on 3:58 AM
Dude makes Pimpson sound like Ward Cleaver. Ew.
By Anonymous, on 5:19 AM
she looks really pretty in the main picture
By Anonymous, on 8:12 PM
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