Bridget Moynahan is head and shoulders over Gisele. And what is Brady out to do? Is this the see-how-much-support-I-can-pay-per-month derby??? Currently, Michael Strahan is ahead, but here comes Brady not far behind.
damn. thats 2 touchdowns in the off-season. this guy is gonna get every model and actress pregnant before the season starts later this year. one can only hope this fucks with his pyche and he throws bad passes in the fall
That's right, keep impregnating women Tom. We all know you are gay. Beards nowadays dont mind getting porked up because of all the financial benefits of having the spawn of a homo-quarterback
Hey, IDLYITW! I think you *meant* to say "Tom Brady's current girlfriend, supermodel AND ACTRESS Gisele Bundchen..." Um... perhaps we don't remember a little summer blockbuster called TAXI? (and it looks like the Academy forgot it too) *shakes head*
Tom brady is obviously testing out the paternity leave theory, which states, if you get 2 weeks off of work for having a kid, then, as a man, you can get a year of paid leave if you keep having sex w/different girls. I told my boss yesterday that some girl I nocked up in France prob had her kid last week. So this week, I'm in Aruba, looking for another victim.
I love how a bunch of these comments are about tom paying child support. isnt giselle worth close to $100 mil and the top payed supermodel in the world?
giselle's dad is her manager and not only approved these photo shoots but was present at them as well. i don't quite get it when dads are THAT involved in their adult daughters' lives.
Like having money is going to keep her from collecting money from Tom. I read somewhere that the reason Seal hasn't adopted Heidi's little girl,is so that she can collect/inherit money from her rich Italian father. Heidi isn't hurting for cash, it's the principle.
Hmm. Tom Brady has been famous and lusted-after for about 5 years now, and dated and banged many pretty women, yet somehow managed to avoid getting them pregnant. Now, Bridget is pregnant (after a long, real relationship), and a brand-new girlfriend is possibly pregnant. I wonder if Gisele was trying to get pregnant by him. Oh, and can I be number three?
Those pictures of Gisele are the ugliest and tackiest pictures I have ever seen... i mean, godaweful and crass. WTF? Am I alone in this? And if the latest pics for that ad in Vogue tell me anything, girlfriend should start wearing sunblock or she's gonna look like a cracked-leather handbag in 5 years tops. Moisturize, honey!!!
Those pictures of Gisele are the ugliest and tackiest pictures I have ever seen... i mean, godaweful and crass. WTF? Am I alone in this? And if the latest pics for that ad in Vogue tell me anything, girlfriend should start wearing sunblock or she's gonna look like a cracked-leather handbag in 5 years tops. Moisturize, honey!!!
Wow, what a winner, he fills some hot chicks with cum daily and gets them pregnant, thats so amazing! Only a rockstar can do that! hes my hero! I wish I would spurt my load inside some chick and get her pregnant, that is soooooo hard! ooops gotta go, baby is crying...
Bleeechhh.....her face in pic 5. This bitch has the body, but oh my God, that face is just so unfemme. Brady man may not have intended to unload in her. Maybe they were just fucking and suddenly someone turned on a light. He got startled when he saw her face and accidentally dumped in her. That's my theory.
I have never, ever understood the appeal of gisele bundchen. Her face is ugly. Her body is ugly. She can't speak well and does not seem intelligent. How the hell is she famous for being a model? I don't get it. Not one of those "sexy" pictures is attractive, erotic or a turn-on.
Oh yeah, how will Bridget like these rumours? Imagine being pregnant by your ex whom you loved and then: - he quickly moves on to Gisele and photos of both of them kissing in Paris appear in the news - his friends start trash-talking you - he makes a cynic statement acknowledging his impending fatherhood - his new girlfriend is rumoured to be preggers, too (which turns out to be false) - his new girlfriend generously builds a nursery in her and your baby's daddy new condo
The only one who does not deliver any rumour-spilling sidekicking gossip-catfight is BRIDGET. She is classy. Brady is an idiot. Gisele is desperate. Aging model. No other skills than shaking tits and ass. Even Leo didn't want her.
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Gisele is fine. I might have impregnated her as well.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
Bridget Moynahan is head and shoulders over Gisele. And what is Brady out to do? Is this the see-how-much-support-I-can-pay-per-month derby??? Currently, Michael Strahan is ahead, but here comes Brady not far behind.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
Brady has always been known for his ability to deliver to receivers all over the field.
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
He must be creating his own football team. I predict a new dynasty.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
ugly man face
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
damn. thats 2 touchdowns in the off-season. this guy is gonna get every model and actress pregnant before the season starts later this year. one can only hope this fucks with his pyche and he throws bad passes in the fall
By prettyboy, on 1:26 PM
Oh to be banging both of those woman!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
...and that's the waaaayyyy, they became the Brady Bunch!
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
Is it wrong for me to look at the close up on her vagina on pic. five and cum without even lifting my hand,,,,how powerful is her pussy?
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
good god!!! i just came again,,,,what is going on here?
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
What -- Antonella Barfa hasn't mimicked these same poses yet?
By Piquebu, on 1:55 PM
That's right, keep impregnating women Tom. We all know you are gay. Beards nowadays dont mind getting porked up because of all the financial benefits of having the spawn of a homo-quarterback
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
"What -- Antonella Barfa hasn't mimicked these same poses yet?"
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LMAO!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
Hey, IDLYITW! I think you *meant* to say "Tom Brady's current girlfriend, supermodel AND ACTRESS Gisele Bundchen..." Um... perhaps we don't remember a little summer blockbuster called TAXI? (and it looks like the Academy forgot it too) *shakes head*
By George, on 2:22 PM
Tom brady is obviously testing out the paternity leave theory, which states, if you get 2 weeks off of work for having a kid, then, as a man, you can get a year of paid leave if you keep having sex w/different girls. I told my boss yesterday that some girl I nocked up in France prob had her kid last week. So this week, I'm in Aruba, looking for another victim.
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
Congratulations 1:34; you officially suck in bed.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
Ha Ha Ha.
Those kids should be worth a couple mill each per year in child support.
Unless he hits them in the uterus with a football.
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
His little guys apparently have a great "ground game."
By Zen Wizard, on 3:23 PM
Funny, I didn't know men could get pregnant.
She's a dog. People are sheep.
By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
Apparently fifth-rate "celebs" haven't ever heard of condoms. Maybe Tom Brady can cut a promotional deal with Trojan.
By andromeda1084, on 4:05 PM
Her face is very... pointy.
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
That is hella ghetto. Two babies mommas. What a dumb bastard.
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
Oh! La Bundchen ... She is the second big thing in Brasil - first one? Me of coarse.
By IT'S OVER, on 4:59 PM
I love how a bunch of these comments are about tom paying child support. isnt giselle worth close to $100 mil and the top payed supermodel in the world?
By Anonymous, on 5:34 PM
I heard he's super religious and comes from a devoutly religious family. There's no way he could have gotten two girls pregnant before marriage.
Being sarcastic of course. Strong swimmers, Tom!
By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
giselle's dad is her manager and not only approved these photo shoots but was present at them as well. i don't quite get it when dads are THAT involved in their adult daughters' lives.
By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
Todd, usually I don't find you nearly as funny as Jenny, but you CRACKED ME UP with this one. Good job.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM
just what the world.. more babies with parents that don't want them
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
wow his sperm is super strong, he should've worn condems both times...
By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM
I hope he'll be able to afford them.
Ha!
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
That is fucking disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM
Like having money is going to keep her from collecting money from Tom. I read somewhere that the reason Seal hasn't adopted Heidi's little girl,is so that she can collect/inherit money from her rich Italian father. Heidi isn't hurting for cash, it's the principle.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 PM
I hope those two she-cats suck his bank account drier than the Mojave Desert.
By d mumsie, on 1:53 AM
Ca a l'air vraiment sympa !
By Anonymous, on 2:22 AM
Giselle could be mistaken as a tranny. I love the last pic though.
By Shangri-la Dee Da, on 4:18 AM
Damn, the dude's got some good aim!
By Anonymous, on 4:22 AM
Hmm. Tom Brady has been famous and lusted-after for about 5 years now, and dated and banged many pretty women, yet somehow managed to avoid getting them pregnant. Now, Bridget is pregnant (after a long, real relationship), and a brand-new girlfriend is possibly pregnant. I wonder if Gisele was trying to get pregnant by him.
Oh, and can I be number three?
By Anonymous, on 5:42 AM
is he related to k-feds?
By s_s, on 6:25 AM
Gazelle is a butterface.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM
Those pictures of Gisele are the ugliest and tackiest pictures I have ever seen... i mean, godaweful and crass. WTF? Am I alone in this?
And if the latest pics for that ad in Vogue tell me anything, girlfriend should start wearing sunblock or she's gonna look like a cracked-leather handbag in 5 years tops. Moisturize, honey!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM
Those pictures of Gisele are the ugliest and tackiest pictures I have ever seen... i mean, godaweful and crass. WTF? Am I alone in this?
And if the latest pics for that ad in Vogue tell me anything, girlfriend should start wearing sunblock or she's gonna look like a cracked-leather handbag in 5 years tops. Moisturize, honey!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM
Wow, what a winner, he fills some hot chicks with cum daily and gets them pregnant, thats so amazing! Only a rockstar can do that! hes my hero! I wish I would spurt my load inside some chick and get her pregnant, that is soooooo hard! ooops gotta go, baby is crying...
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
Bleeechhh.....her face in pic 5. This bitch has the body, but oh my God, that face is just so unfemme. Brady man may not have intended to unload in her. Maybe they were just fucking and suddenly someone turned on a light. He got startled when he saw her face and accidentally dumped in her. That's my theory.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
How's my dick taste Tom?
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
Gisele is a trashy whore. Who the hell hooks up with someone that has a pregnant ex???
Tom Brady is a 5 head loser.
With all this baby drama maybe he should switch to a sport where they embrace different baby mommas.....basketball...
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
gisele has a dog face and a scarecrow body. the world has gone blind to consider her a super anything. bleeeeecchhh.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Well IF this story IS true you can remove the halo from atop Brady's head: He's a douche bag.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
Didn't Gisele flaunt that she was going to be a virgin until she was married? Or was that another VS model?
By Anonymous, on 8:57 PM
8:57
Maybe that was her ass she was talking about?
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
what's wrong with Gisele's hip it looks like it's popping out of place in that last photo
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
gisele has absolutely no waist to hip ratio. i swear she was a man and just got breast implants. the face says it all.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 PM
I think Giselle is lying just to make Bridget jealous.
By Anonymous, on 12:56 AM
"Win a Superbowl and drive home in a Hyundai..."
By UserZed, on 8:24 AM
"Didn't Gisele flaunt that she was going to be a virgin until she was married? Or was that another VS model?"
that was adriana lima
By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM
OKAY,
Let me get a couple points across.
1. 100% Patriots Fan I LOVE TOM BRADY, but WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING??????
2.HOW IS GISELE A SUPERMODEL SHE IS SO MOTHER FUCKING UGLY!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
I have never, ever understood the appeal of gisele bundchen. Her face is ugly. Her body is ugly. She can't speak well and does not seem intelligent. How the hell is she famous for being a model? I don't get it. Not one of those "sexy" pictures is attractive, erotic or a turn-on.
By Willa Dodge, on 6:57 AM
Oh yeah, how will Bridget like these rumours?
Imagine being pregnant by your ex whom you loved and then:
- he quickly moves on to Gisele and photos of both of them kissing in Paris appear in the news
- his friends start trash-talking you
- he makes a cynic statement acknowledging his impending fatherhood
- his new girlfriend is rumoured to be preggers, too (which turns out to be false)
- his new girlfriend generously builds a nursery in her and your baby's daddy new condo
The only one who does not deliver any rumour-spilling sidekicking gossip-catfight is BRIDGET. She is classy.
Brady is an idiot.
Gisele is desperate. Aging model. No other skills than shaking tits and ass. Even Leo didn't want her.
By Anonymous, on 5:53 AM
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