I not so secretly want to have sex with Jake. If he wants to bring a friend named Ringo or Jorge, by all means, don't let me stop you jake. I would violate this man and I'm just ever hopeful that he's straight enough to do me.
but it would sadden me to take kirsten dunst's sloppy seconds.
"I don't care if he's gay or straight" yeah, me neither. I don't care if his dick smells and tastes like another guy's ass and squirts out HIV. Don't care at all.
meh... don't really care if he's gay... not like i was ever gonna get him anyway... at least if he's down with the brokeback i can imagine that's the *only* reason we could never be together...
Anonymous said... "I don't care if he's gay or straight" yeah, me neither. I don't care if his dick smells and tastes like another guy's ass and squirts out HIV. Don't care at all."
10:40 AM ----------------------------------
^First off, that's fucking gross.
Secondly, I wonder how much of the speculation is b/c of Brokeback Mountain...or maybe it's just that every attractive guy HAS to have something wrong with them....at least it seems that way sometimes...or more possibly that men are jealous of him.
Or maybe he's gay. The world may never know...until he comes out with his boyfriend Troy and starts waving from floats in gay pride parades.
Does anyone know how long does it take for a toy car to come out of one's ass? Not asking because I have one in mine ok? a friend of mine does? and im getting worried i wont poop it,,,,,oh shisnit
I just don't see the point in this whole discussion. It's not like he's Tom Cruise, who actually is gay and keeps doing those ridiculous stunts to "prove" he's not. Not to mention the statements.
This guy here may or may not be gay, but most of us don't care anyway...
12:35PM They think he's gay because he's good looking, intelligent, talented, friendly, affectionate, funny, isn't a misogynist and doesn't fuck everything in a dress ... and that DOESN'T describe many straight men who on the whole couldn't care less about their appearance, are dumb, don't know how to change a light globe, don't understand Jon Stewart's humour, adhere to the "madonna" or "whore" theory when it comes to women, and think women are only useful for one thing (actually, two - straight men need someone to cook for them if the microwave isn't working).
1:01 PM call Live Links. You're sure to hook up with somebody and lose your bitterness. There's no shame in it - Evangelina Lilly used to do commercials for it, and now she's a big TV star.
wow, thank you superficial for posting such fascinating news. Jake wears underwear and likes to go shopping with his millions of dollars! wow, then he must be gay.
hmnn...i wonder why Jake didn't want to star in Brokeback Mountain at first? Oh yeah, because people would think he's gay and now they do.
FYI Todd, even if he was gay, it doesn't matter. he's actually a superb actor.
Alot of straight women are turned on by watching two (good-looking) guys have sex. Very similar to how straight men are turned on by watching (good-looking) lesbians. Please Google "bishounen" or "yaoi" if you don't believe it.
So, if the video of Jake getting rammed in the ass came out, I'D BUY IT. Duuh.
If Jakes was gay he'd be a stylist and able to pick out clothing like those kweer I dudes!... Mr. Gyllenhaal or "Jill" for short knows that when Jakes and Jill go up the "hill" to fetchs a "plale of water" that Donnie Darko cames to saves them boths. If Jill-in-Hall&Oats was gay or "hetrosexually challenged" don't you'd think he'd be eating cup cakes with Lance Bass... or that other Lance Armstrong?... Those white boys needs to "clense thier sins".... On a plane wit SNAKES! mUCh lust - BSM on a PLANE!
It was an insult to the USMC to have this fag wear even a fake Marine Uniform. We would never let this stinking pussy into our beloved corps, poser that he is.
It was an insult to the USMC to have this fag wear even a fake Marine Uniform. We would never let this stinking pussy into our beloved corps, poser that he is.
That was a movie role you homophobic moron. Is it difficult going through life being as stupid as you are? I mean, if you can't grasp that simple concept, doorknobs must give you real trouble.
Does IDLYITW really need to post filth like that comment on this board? Last time I checked this was a celebrity gossip blog, not the Redneck World message board.
The people protesting Jake's heterosexuality come off as a little shrill. Reminds me of Clay Aiken's female fans who do the same.
The reason why people suspect Jake is gay:
(1) many blind items by Ted Casablancas on E! about a young closeted actor widely believed to be about Jake (someone even had an entire blog proving it, point to point, by reductive analysis). (2) a successful, "hot", young male actor at the peak of his career and yet no girlfriend, none. (Kirsten Dunst was a while ago now and dating her sure doesn't do much to dispell the impression he might be gay).
42 Comments:
he was wondering why the attached buttplug was missing
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
Just go commando like the rest of regular guys. As Kramer would say, Their free and loving every minute of it!
By chuggdog, on 9:34 AM
I'm sure he was checking to see if they were see-through or not. And he was buying them for someone else...
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
Gay or straight, he's ridiculously good looking. I like him.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
You'd think that if he was gay, he'd be *more* able to buy underwear. I work retail, and know very well how dumb straight guys can be.
Not that I give a shit whether he's gay or not.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
good looking? wtf
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
I agree, gay or straight, he's hot. It's just that if he's actually gay, he has to die.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
"Would I rather have my ass fingered through these...or through these? ...or these? ...hmmm...I better start over ..."
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
Whether he is gay or not, Who really cares anymore? Todd seemed to care always.
By dm, on 10:09 AM
I secretly want to have sex with Todd.
By dm, on 10:24 AM
I not so secretly want to have sex with Jake. If he wants to bring a friend named Ringo or Jorge, by all means, don't let me stop you jake. I would violate this man and I'm just ever hopeful that he's straight enough to do me.
but it would sadden me to take kirsten dunst's sloppy seconds.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
this article is awful, besides we all know he's gay.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
ummm...i'd take kirsten dunst's sloppy seconds over "driving over here i stopped at a public restroom and there were these guys..." 's sloppy seconds.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
"I don't care if he's gay or straight" yeah, me neither. I don't care if his dick smells and tastes like another guy's ass and squirts out HIV. Don't care at all.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
meh... don't really care if he's gay... not like i was ever gonna get him anyway... at least if he's down with the brokeback i can imagine that's the *only* reason we could never be together...
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
His hair is glorious.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
He probably was asking if the "trap door" went on the front or the back, because he liked the idea of it being on the back.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
Anonymous said...
"I don't care if he's gay or straight" yeah, me neither. I don't care if his dick smells and tastes like another guy's ass and squirts out HIV. Don't care at all."
10:40 AM
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^First off, that's fucking gross.
Secondly, I wonder how much of the speculation is b/c of Brokeback Mountain...or maybe it's just that every attractive guy HAS to have something wrong with them....at least it seems that way sometimes...or more possibly that men are jealous of him.
Or maybe he's gay. The world may never know...until he comes out with his boyfriend Troy and starts waving from floats in gay pride parades.
By The Docktator, on 11:26 AM
Does anyone know how long does it take for a toy car to come out of one's ass? Not asking because I have one in mine ok? a friend of mine does? and im getting worried i wont poop it,,,,,oh shisnit
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
wow, I love anonymous nobody sources, it makes for great anonymous nothing news.
signed,
anonymous poster
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
Why does Jake Gyllenhaal have such clueless and stupid fans who get so mad every time people talk about him being gay?
Just wondering.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
About the title, just to make something clear:
Underwear confuses *everyone I know*. Particularly women's underwear.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
I just don't see the point in this whole discussion. It's not like he's Tom Cruise, who actually is gay and keeps doing those ridiculous stunts to "prove" he's not. Not to mention the statements.
This guy here may or may not be gay, but most of us don't care anyway...
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
Can someone explain to me WHY anyone thinks he's gay? People claim he is, but they never mention any behavior or evidence to support that.
I don't remember anyone thinking so BEFORE Brokeback Mountain. Or is it the "he's attractive so he must be gay" approach?
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
12:35PM They think he's gay because he's good looking, intelligent, talented, friendly, affectionate, funny, isn't a misogynist and doesn't fuck everything in a dress ... and that DOESN'T describe many straight men who on the whole couldn't care less about their appearance, are dumb, don't know how to change a light globe, don't understand Jon Stewart's humour, adhere to the "madonna" or "whore" theory when it comes to women, and think women are only useful for one thing (actually, two - straight men need someone to cook for them if the microwave isn't working).
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
1:01 PM call Live Links. You're sure to hook up with somebody and lose your bitterness. There's no shame in it - Evangelina Lilly used to do commercials for it, and now she's a big TV star.
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
What will Jake's psycho girl-fans do when he's finally caught on camera getting rammed in the ass by some hot stud in a gay club's bathroom?
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
wow, thank you superficial for posting such fascinating news. Jake wears underwear and likes to go shopping with his millions of dollars! wow, then he must be gay.
hmnn...i wonder why Jake didn't want to star in Brokeback Mountain at first? Oh yeah, because people would think he's gay and now they do.
FYI Todd, even if he was gay, it doesn't matter. he's actually a superb actor.
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
he just strikes me as being really in love with himself that's all. did you see him on letterman last week?
By cj, on 4:17 PM
HEY! There's no way a lot of gay dudes would spend that much time figuring out underwear either...
By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM
To anon 1:59,
Alot of straight women are turned on by watching two (good-looking) guys have sex. Very similar to how straight men are turned on by watching (good-looking) lesbians. Please Google "bishounen" or "yaoi" if you don't believe it.
So, if the video of Jake getting rammed in the ass came out, I'D BUY IT. Duuh.
By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
4:00 PM - this isn't the superficial.
And if IDLYITW is going to post about Jake G., at least let Jenny do it. Then no one would suspect she was suggesting he's gay just out of jealousy.
You know.. not like Todd could possibly be jealous of Jake Gyllenhaal :)
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
Gay or straight, he's ridiculously UGLY. I HATE him. In the Good Girl, he was look away homely, as was Maniston.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
If Jakes was gay he'd be a stylist and able to pick out clothing like those kweer I dudes!... Mr. Gyllenhaal or "Jill" for short knows that when Jakes and Jill go up the "hill" to fetchs a "plale of water" that Donnie Darko cames to saves them boths. If Jill-in-Hall&Oats was gay or "hetrosexually challenged" don't you'd think he'd be eating cup cakes with Lance Bass... or that other Lance Armstrong?...
Those white boys needs to "clense thier sins".... On a plane wit SNAKES! mUCh lust - BSM on a PLANE!
By Black Snake Moan on a Plane!, on 7:07 PM
Probably just wondering if they were edible...
By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM
That post made me LOL
By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM
this man goes for comfortable underwear not the ichy cheap stuff and everyone says he's gay, like it's a bad thing!
there are more important things, people.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
On his myspace page his profile says that he's bi-sexual. so, what are all the questions about his sexuality.
And I really enjoyed watching him get f*cked in brokeback and watching him f*ck the shit outta that chick in Jarhead. He has the best of both worlds.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 AM
It was an insult to the USMC to have this fag wear even a fake Marine Uniform. We would never let this stinking pussy into our beloved corps, poser that he is.
By Anonymous, on 6:47 AM
It was an insult to the USMC to have this fag wear even a fake Marine Uniform. We would never let this stinking pussy into our beloved corps, poser that he is.
That was a movie role you homophobic moron. Is it difficult going through life being as stupid as you are? I mean, if you can't grasp that simple concept, doorknobs must give you real trouble.
Does IDLYITW really need to post filth like that comment on this board? Last time I checked this was a celebrity gossip blog, not the Redneck World message board.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
what 6:47 AM meant was, Marines never leave their buddy's behind.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
The people protesting Jake's heterosexuality come off as a little shrill. Reminds me of Clay Aiken's female fans who do the same.
The reason why people suspect Jake is gay:
(1) many blind items by Ted Casablancas on E! about a young closeted actor widely believed to be about Jake (someone even had an entire blog proving it, point to point, by reductive analysis).
(2) a successful, "hot", young male actor at the peak of his career and yet no girlfriend, none. (Kirsten Dunst was a while ago now and dating her sure doesn't do much to dispell the impression he might be gay).
By Sir Loin, on 3:57 PM
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