37 Comments:

• Any woman not completely bored by 30 hours straight is a LIAR

  By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM  

• Todd and his unrelated pictures are the reason this is my fav gossip blog ever.

  By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM  

• he's gained weight...and still breathes with his mouth wide open
  
  ew

  By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM  

• I wanna plant my seed on Pinder

  By Shangri-la Dee Da, on 11:00 AM  

• Is he on his way to becoming a bed-ridden 800 pounder? Sure looks like it.

  By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM  

• Why can't Lucy Pinder show us her nipples? She's such a tease. I love it.

  By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM  

• Sting has already acknowledged multiple times that the Tantric Sex thing was a lie. And even if such a thing were true, does anyone believe a no talent hood rat like Diddy has the keys to that type of sexual power?
  
  I mean, yeah, he somehow keeps getting dead rappers to do cameos on his albums, but this Tantric thing: no way.

  By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM  

• The food order is a dead giveaway that he's full of shit. You don't stop in the middle of tantric sex and order up room service. Douche.

  By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM  

• another one of todd's "what kind of guy" rhetorical questions. last time it was "what kind of guy shops in a store for more than 10 minutes"
  
  sorry todd but some of us actually like sex and like to shop and do it for long periods of time. sorry we all couldnt be a manly man like you who can balance beer cans on his stomache and wears flannel shirts and route 66 jeans.

  By prettyboy, on 11:38 AM  

• WTF happened to him? He looks like Fat Albert!

  By Sorceressss, on 11:43 AM  

• V*I*A*G*R*A So this worthless no talent piece of shit that samples everyone's music can pop a bunch of old man pills to have a stiffy for many hours. Every heard of numb dick? It's the same as drunk dick! No fun! Puffy is very Puffy!

  By chuggdog, on 11:57 AM  

• i don't see the appeal of this tantric sex crap. it sounds long and tedious and boring and i think anyone who claims to have mastered it is actually probably really really bad in bed and overcompensating. *diddy* is a tool.

  By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

• can we vote *prettyboy* off the island already?

  By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM  

• I for one believe that Diddy did it for 30 hours...and here's his big secret:
  
  He sticks his "Little Diddy" in his woman for about a minute, until he's done. Then for the next 29 hours and 59 minutes, he just sits there and chants "Yeeeah, yeah, uh huh, yeah yeeeah" over and over.

  By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM  

• Anonymous said...
  
  can we vote *prettyboy* off the island already?
  
  12:00 PM
  
  Best. Post. Ever.

  By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM  

• 11:03, oh man, now i'm imagining that huge gross 800-pound man from "Monk"... with Diddy's head on top.
  
  And the 30 hour sexathon is SUCH a lie. Maybe thirty hours of seclusion with plenty of sex, but eventually his GF would get bored and/or sore, and he'd run out of energy. And wouldn't they have to go to the bathroom?
  
  What's the appeal of tantric sex anyway? I mean, why would you WANT to have that much sex all at once?
  
  I mean, it would eventually pall the entire experience, sort of like eating nothing but fries for a week. You may love fries, but eating nothing else is going to eventually ruin the experience. Isn't quality better than quantity?
  
  The only exception I can think of is a very peculiar condition in males, where they have a constant painful erection. They have a lot of sex.

  By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM  

• Karrine Steffans aka "Superhead" wrote in her book that Diddy sucked in bed. And she's fucked everybody and would know.

  By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM  

• Love the Fat Albert comment.

  By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

• Holy shee-ot! WTF is up with Puffy, P Diddy, Diddy, Diddly Squat, whatever the hell we're supposed to call him now? Did he have tantric sex for 30 hours and then eat Porter whole?

  By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM  

• Did P Diddy put on alot of weight he look fat.

  By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM  

• OH my god I think I just vomited in my mouth a little bit. Sex with that... open-mouthed piece of clam meat! *shudder*
  
  Hey Todd, I like my sex short and sweet, too. Sorry prettyboy. No woman likes the bloody sandpaper feeling after sex. I'll take hard and fast anytime over that shit. It's BORING after a while. And please, don't say I just haven't had it right. Only men get off on them taking forever. Women could care less, as long as they finish--and as Todd said, 10 minutes should be plenty.
  
  Also, saying he had sex for 30 hours just goes to show he has no dick at all. A woman couldn't take something big enough for 30 hours. Either he's lying or he has a weenie weiner. Or both (yep).

  By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM  

• sorry todd but some of us actually like sex and like to shop and do it for long periods of time. sorry we all couldnt be a manly man like you who can balance beer cans on his stomache and wears flannel shirts and route 66 jeans.
  
  Yeah, they're called homos. Prettyboy, stop kidding yourself. Just come out already you half-breed fag.

  By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM  

• I don't care who you are but your rack is smokin

  By blak villa, on 3:07 PM  

• PRETTYBOY NEEDS TO COME OUT ALREADY! This homo is a waste of space.

  By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM  

• he forgot to mention the six double cheeseburgers, french toast, pancakes, rack of lamb, and roasted duck he ordered too. boy's getting fat/
  
  and thank you thank you thank you for the lucy pinder pictures.

  By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

• is that photoshopped? i didn't notice him porking out recently....

  By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM  

• Maybe he thinks "tantric" means eating for 30 hours straight.

  By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM  

• what a useless ghetto retard. It's so funny to see these tards get money and say things they think are classy, like "eiffel tower" and "champagne" and "moet". Here's how it really went down:
  
  5:11pm
  "uhh. uhh uhh. yeah uhhh uuhh room service uhh uhh yo yeah uhh uhh uhh a cheesesteak and welch's grape uhh uhh yeah uhh uhh. uhh yeah oh..."
  5:12pm
  "uh! no-unnnnhhhggg!!!!!"
  5:13pm
  "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
  5:25pm
  "ding dong!"

  By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM  

• You guys are on fire with the comments tonight. Thanks for the laughs.

  By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM  

• yo diddy, you forgot the PINK MOTHERFUCKING CHAMPALE.
  
  idiot. who would fuck his open mouth fat ass? SCARY. he looks like he's been spending too much time at waffle house. cut back on the smothered grits, p. whatever the fuck you call yourself.

  By livvie, on 7:44 PM  

• Thank You 1:16! "Only men get off on them taking forever." Note to you men who think after women are done we actually enjoy getting humped in whatever position we are assuming. We're thinking, "are you almost there?" You've been watching too much porn. That is why they get paid to fake it! Oh yes! Yes Yes!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM  

• Yeah, um if you do it right, 5-10 minutes is enough.
  
  Nice ghetto accessories though!

  By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM  

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  By courtney, on 2:13 PM  

• Diddy is a murderer! He really needs his comeuppance.

  By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM  

• Diddy sent hos boys after 2:13. We better look out.

  By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM  

• TANTRIC SEX is boring all you do is shove your dick in her fuck hole and leave it there no in and out no oral no anal the dick stays inside and you just stay there very little motion BORING ZZZZZZZZZZ thats why anyone "can last" for hours pfft

  By Anonymous, on 11:49 PM  

• he looks like a FAT sexy beast to me, needs to lay off the 40s and focus his energies at the gym, if he wants to have ANY sex life at all...

  By Anonymous, on 10:26 PM  

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