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Heather Mills is a Graceful Swan

To be honest with you, I was all set to make fun of Heather Mills on the premiere of Dancing With the Stars last night, but somehow her leg managed not to fly off and hit anyone. I was only able to fight off the depression because she actually said her job was "animal rights campaigner." Uh, I'd go with hobby. Heather Mills is a millionaire because she spread her leg for Paul McCartney. Most animal rights activists I know are into Phish and recycling and not getting real jobs.

Stacy Keibler was on Season 2 and has both of her legs:

Labels: heather mills mccartney nude, stacy keibler

23 Comments:

I wonder if those legs gave Paul Mccartney wood.

By Shangri-la Dee Da, on 10:23 AM
The fact that Heather Miils passes for some sort of "beauty" in the UK tells you all your need to know about the sorry state of womanhood on that pathetic rock.

By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
stacy keibler is fucking fantastic.

By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
"WOw. I have this celebrity that only has one leg. What am I going to do with this?"

Um... have you heard of eBay.com?

I can see it now:
moldy celeb leg. average condition. No reserve.

By i don't like you in any way, on 11:17 AM
"spread her leg" hehe. you rule.

By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
Heather Mills is busted, and a gold-digger. Does anyone really care about her?

By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
stacy kiebler is a fucking ugly fake piece of trash slut. and she looks like shit without makeup and retouching. i wish i could gut her nasty ass and put her out of her misery but then i would have AIDS.

By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
HAHAHA SPREAD HER LEG! Best ever.

By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
mills is ugly. shes hated in the UK

By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
Those pictures of Stacey made me make a mess in my pants...over and over and over....GOD I LOVES HER

By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Save the beaver!

By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
I would grab HM's leg and use it to club to death all animals not in cages.

By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
God, I love Stacy Keibler!

By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
I'd like to put in my request for some more peg-legged soft core porn please...

By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
Photoshop is gooooood for Stacy! Damn she's pretty but these pics are kinda old; she's on the cocaine diet now and has a different nose.

By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
Hopefully she does better for herself than she did here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CosO3NFNdZ4

By Tim, on 4:50 PM
I like how she paused when she introduced herself as though expecting the dance instructor to firstly know who she was and then be excited about it. bhahahahaha, owned

By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
She is absolutely loathed in Britain, so she is our gift to you America. Enjoy!!!

By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
7:58, and Gwyneth and Mad Madge are ours to you! Enjoy!

By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
Well, 9:09PM, I think it is safe to say our countries are in a lose-lose situation here.

I say we just ship them all off to Iraq and hope that they end up in the middle of a sniper's red circle!

By Anonymous, on 8:40 AM
STACY KEIBLER needs to pose naked for HUSTLER magazine spread those long legs and show her fans all the goods front and back no more teasing by posing in FHM , MAXIM or STUFF coome on Stacy don't be shy spread your long legs before they get CELLULITE

By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
Remember, HM worked as an "escort" in the UK before spreading it for Paul.

By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
"Most animal rights activists I know are into Phish and recycling and not getting real jobs."

HEY... I represent that... Oh, ummm... I mean I resent that comment. LOL

By Phishman, on 1:38 PM