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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are Still Dating

Here are Jessica Simpson, John Mayer and a yellow bag leaving Piccolino on March 15th. Don't they look happy? Poor John has turned from somewhat cool and sorta cute musician-guy to miserable, looks like he's dying of AIDS guy. And what's in the bag? I realize it's not as big as it looks since Jessica is just over 3 feet tall - in heels, but that thing is carrying a heavy load. Wigs? Boots? Ken Paves? Proactiv? No, no Proactiv in there. And no kisses for Jessica, either. No wonder she pouts all the time.

Labels: jessica simpson, john mayer

24 Comments:

They have never ever looked like a couple to me...never happy, never holding hands...that is very sad.

By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
Is John Mayer desperate or just has bad taste in women? I'm gonna have to say, both.

By Shangri-la Dee Da, on 2:49 PM
It looks like Jessica needs to start using the Proactiv again.

By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
I didn't know they were remaking Dawn of the Dead.

By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
is that herpes on her lips?
if so, welcome to the slut club, dear ;)

By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
What the fuck is up with her mouth?! Girl, get some Herpicin or a cortisone shot and kill those bitches! That's like what 4, sores, on the same pair of lips? GROSS!!!

By Exangel, on 3:58 PM
Aside from her pouty expressions and revolting cold sores, she seems to have lost weight and her hair color looks much better than her usual fakeass blonde. Jessica has looked worse.

By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
In the first photo he has a look on his face like he's saying "How could you be so stupid?" The second photo showing her face seems to say "Oh, wow, I really f***ed up."

By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
He looks like he's got the gay cancer and she looks like she's got that nasty woman's disease. They look like they fuck in a crypt. Barf.

By ConnyKate, on 4:37 PM
i love the look on John's face in that last picture....

"1. What the hell am i thinking 2. get me outta here!"

By Anonymous, on 5:11 PM
Why does she ALWAYS wear shoes that are TOO small. Note to self Jess - your toes shouldn't SPILL over the edge of your shoes.

Other than that, Shes gorgeous!

Lovin' the brown!

By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
Nice herpes outbreak!
Shouldn't have made out with Johnny Knoxville.

By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
Jessica, WHERE has that mouth been???? For God's sake go to the doctor. I hope John Mayer knows he has lost any credibilty he had by boinking this idiot. How the hell desparate do you have to be to get with THAT??

By Cacee Cobb, on 5:52 PM
john, honey, leave HERpes!

By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
not going to lie...i don't HATE these two together. i will say that i'm not in love wiht jess' dark hair and choice of all black clothing. she's looked better. but i will say that although john isn't the most attractive his music makes him pretty sexy and look at the close ups of his lips...very hot!

By kts, on 8:48 PM
that's the stupidest cooing face ive ever seen on her, john is probably thinking in disgust, why the fuck am i with this moron anyway, WELL at least her breasts are real...if that...!

By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM
It's funny to see the difference in this couple together vs. Nick & Vanessa together. Jessica is such a miserable looking mess. Divorcing Nick doesn't seem like such a good idea in retrospect, does it Jess?

By Anonymous, on 12:21 AM
hard to imagine them as a couple. He's smart and articulate so I wonder how long he can tolerate the inane banter with her.

I do like her bair in that shade of brown.

By Anonymous, on 12:36 AM
He always looks embarassed to be with her. She must be a good lay, why else would he keep her around? Hey John, just dump her! The world is full of good lays without the herpies. And, she looks so needy and desperate hanging on your arm, she in not good for your image. I think that you look like you know it too.

By Anonymous, on 6:51 AM
If she wants a real man, she could buy a "TOY" it would be more of a man than Jessica. Sorry for those of you who dont understand.

By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM
What a sad sight those 2 are, Jesus Christ. I guess she must feel sort of sad knowing her father pimps her out like he does. Why does it seem like she's morphing to look more like John Mayer? What's with the dark clothing and dark hair? Looks like someone is having a serious identity crisis. Maybe she should ask her Daddy for a new one.

I'm amazed they are even being seen together still. They go together like water and oil. I just don't get it.

By The Docktator, on 11:27 AM
My theory is this is a colossal joke John is playing on the media and the public. It's the only explanantion. He's way too smart to tolerate conversation with her.

By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
I hate both of their music, but John Mayer has never seemed like an idiot to me...Papa S must have been like "can I have your autograph" and then was all "hahaha this is a legally binding contract, you're dating my daughter now!"

By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
john mayers music sucks (a bit less than the whore jessica, why oh why must she always date/marry the bad musicians?!) but i feel bad for him. he always looks disgusted/scared/avoiding/embarrassed of this joke. her lips get bigger and more dieased every tabloid, i swear.

By Anonymous, on 11:56 PM