John Travolta is an Asshole
At the British premiere of Wild Hogs, where he rode in on a Harley Davidson, John Travolta spoke about the threat of global warming and urged all humans to do their part to help the environment. He said:
It [global warming] is a very valid issue. I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities. Everyone can do their bit. But I don't know if it's not too late already. We have to think about alternative methods of fuel. I'm probably not the best candidate to ask about global warming because I fly jets."
And by "fly jets" he means "I own five." Specifically, a customized Boeing 707, three Gulfstream jets and a Lear jet that he keeps on his private runway. The runway he's used to take off for each of the 30,000 miles he's flown in the past 12 months. Miles in which he's produced an estimated 800 tons of carbon emission, roughly 100 times more than the average human. It's even more awesome when you find out that John Travolta lends his jets to fellow closeted gay actors who want to have sex without the fear of paparazzi. So, to reiterate, John Travolta wants you to power your house with a bicycle and a car battery, but it's ok for him to melt the polar ice caps so Jake Gyllenhaal can break in his new butt plug. Yeah, that sounds reasonable.
John Travolta, Ray Liotta and Tim Allen at the Wild Hogs premiere on March 28th:
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77 Comments:
I'm not one who often defends John Travolta, but I think he's less interested in reducing emissions than he is in "dome cities" and "other planets." Once a Scientologist...
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
douche
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
I try to limit my carbon footprint by reducing my gaseous post-rectal discharge (farts) by 20% this year. My goal is reduce my GPRD by 60% by 2009.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
I completely 100% agree with your commentary.
By Christina, on 12:25 PM
I find that farting helps me walk faster. It's like a little turbo boost. So I'm not cutting back.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
I wish John Travolta would try reducing the emissions of hot air from his mouth and STFU. I hate retarded celebrities going around using their status to preach to all us lowly peons about what we should be doing, and then turning around and doing the exact opposite like the spoiled hypocrites they are.
Nobody's paying you to save the world; just read your lines and shut your mouth.
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
^^^^^ YES!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
I'm going to capture my farts in a jar and mail them to Travolta.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
^ With a note that reads "Suck on this."
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
Wouldn’t it be great to devise and fund a religion globally that’s main principal is total gluttony and accumulation of material objects. Lets take capitalism and turn it into a religion! These are sick people Scientologists and really if another Holocaust ever takes place, it’s these total hypocrites that should be the victims. Than the rest of us in this 100000 to one ratio can split the loot and NEVER have to work again! Now let me tell you how I really feel!! If you support any of these people’s projects, it’s like supporting the devil.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
John Travolta, may you burn in hell. GRRRREEEASE LIGHTENING
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
Is it me or do him and Tom look like there is a creature in them about to rip out of their fake human bodies at any second?
By Alexis, on 1:22 PM
Gee this kinda reminds me of the biggest hypocrite of them all: Al Gore. Mr. its ok if i cause a million more times carbon emmisions than most people, as long as i give money to people to help spead the word about global warming, im in the clear. Carbon neutral my ass.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
I am thinking of joining the carbon offset scam. I will get rich fools like Johnny to pay me to NOT FLY IN PRIVATE PLANES.
Even though I wont be flying in one anyway.
By Derek, on 1:31 PM
This is the funniest thing I've read all day!!!! Haha!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Wow. Tell us what you really think :) That was exceptionally hilarious. Especially the cheapshots about being a flying homo. Well deserved, too. I know Hollywood Liberalism is always an especially repulsive mix of condecension, idiocy, desperate trend-chasing and douchebaginess ... but this is just priceless. It's like Babara Streisand telling us what we must do to reduce energy dependance while she maintains 6 mansions, all of which are heated and cooled year round whether or not she is there to make sure her fur coats aren't damaged. Fucking cunts.
Ed Begley, Jr. might be a washed up has-been skeeve, but at least he practices what he preaches. I'll give a crap what John Travolta has to say about the environment when he's peddling his fruitcake friends for a weekend in Montreal in a recycled cardboard rickshaw, rather than flying them up in a jet that normally seats 200 people.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
hello? drove up in a Harley??!! Emission this fuck head
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
If any of you out there are totally scared by John's comments (and not just the dome city part! What?!!) and want to do your part to lessen global warming (yes, something can be done, Johnny boy) then go to the blog www.greenisthenewpink.org!!! You can do your part!
By The Green is the New Pink Team, on 2:21 PM
Wow I totally agree with John, and since he's got such brilliant ideas, we should send him and his mile-high but-plug buddies to outer space first. Except instead of flying towards other planets, head straight into the sun. Then we can save on the 800 tons/second of carbon they produce and the oxygen that would have been wasted on these worthless idiots.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Domed cities? This freakin' douchebag has been reading "Battlefield Earth" again and now he's getting it mixed up with reality. Personally, I hope he crashes in one of his planes and I can go comfort and bang his hot wife, Kelly "The Beard" Preston.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Save the Environment! (So John and his But Bumping Buddies will have More of it to Rape and Pillage.)
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
Dome cities on other planets!!! Ha ha ha!!! I think John Revolta just slipped up and let us in on some scientology secrets. Guess he'll be up at the Celebrity Center for a reboot soon, huh? HAAAAAAAAAA ha ha ha ha!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
Ugh, I am so tired of smug, rich celebrities telling us all how we can reduce emissions and blah blah blah. Until you actually start living like you're trying to reduce your ecological footprint, then STFU.
By Sarah, on 3:11 PM
You are right....he is an ASSHOLE!
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
global warming is bullshit. majority of the information provided from these enviromentalists and scientists are exaggerations.
and travolta probably gave al gore a blow job before he did that interview
By prettyboy, on 4:16 PM
Totally smug. He said all this right after riding up in a harley for no other purpose save to look "cool."
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
the most beautiful entry written on idlyitw in such a long time. i am still giggling.
By livvie, on 4:25 PM
I bet he's against killing animals to make into leather coats too. Hypocrite.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
TODD, Please BE CAREFUL!!! I mean LIBEL and DEFAMATION and SHIT...I like this site TOOOOOO much
By C. Del Sur, on 5:30 PM
This whole global warming is just BS!
30 years ago it was all about global cooling. What's next? Is the earth going to stop rotating or change rotation???
I blame it on Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass!
By Anonymous, on 5:51 PM
Actually global warming is supported by factual evidence. Just because John Travolta and most of Hollywood are total douchbags doesn't mean the problem doesn't exist and we shouldn't be trying to solve it.
That said. Travolta and Tom Cruise are a week away from getting married ... anyone taking bets?
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
Global warming is the new religion of the hollywood set. Thanks for the preaching, but I ain't converting.
By the way, what melted the last Ice Age? And, if you are worried about the warming of the earth (assuming it is a bad thing -- which it is not) may I suggest you consider the SUN as the main/only cause!!
By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
Wow, I had no idea! Man, John Travolta IS a asshole. A grand, grand asshole.
By Rey Gamberro Salvador, on 6:43 PM
Wow, I had no idea! Man, John Travolta IS a asshole. A grand, grand asshole.
By Rey Gamberro Salvador, on 6:43 PM
excellent post! two butt plugs up!
By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM
I'm so tired of the whole global warming thing. we'll never stop it or reverse it or whatever. just stop having kids and live it up while it lasts.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 PM
No offense, but i had no idea there were still so many people out there that think global warming is fake. Just because celebrities you don't like preach about it doesn't mean it's fake. Have you picked up a newspaper in the last year? If so, you would notice that the facts are not exagerrated. The only "scientists" who are still acting like there is any doubt to the matter, are being PAID by the electric, oil, etc. companies much like the "doctors" that got paid by cigarette companies to say there was no link between smoking and cancer.
Global warming is real and if you want to be in denial about it, fine, but don't spread your stupidity around. Sun is the only cause of global warming?What's your IQ? Like, 7?
Bottom line...When you deny Global Warming you sound as stupid as the people who deny that Travolta is gay.
By The Green is the New Pink Team, on 7:31 PM
And another reason to hate the fucker ... way to tie up the incredibly hot Kelly Preston during all her prime years as your beard. I mean DAMN, that chick is fine.
By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM
6:22
Global warming is real, but I don't believe that it is man made!
One single volcano blast releases more junk into the atmosphere than everything man has ever done!
By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
(105 here)
636...you must be kidding...do you think the earth is flat too? Fuck Hollywood and what they think, morons. But dude the weather and structure of landscape and the very air we breathe has changed dramatically the last 50 years all over the planet compared to the last 5000 before it. This is not something to disagree about, it's fact. It's cause and effect and logical. Lets agree Travolta and the rest should be put to sleep and we should have the cash. I'm really likin this idea.
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
He is way too egotistical. Talk to us about global warming, John, when you give up SOME of your jets!!
And Kelly has it good. She is a tramp who has slept all around Hollywood and with John she lives the life of a billionaire. BooHoo. Oh, I wonder if having about 10 houses conributes to global warming, John the expert.
By of course he's gay, on 10:18 PM
Wow, practically every comment on this blog is dripping with hostility. Why are all you ppl so full of hate and contempt? It's a form of poison you know. Inside of you. Get a grip ppl!
By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM
Gentlemen and gentlemen, welcome to Homo Airlines. We'll be cruising at 20,000 feet today...To your right, please note the Trojan Magnums for your anal pleasure.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 AM
I blame it on Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass!
^ I agree with this poster ^. Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass is a HUGE problem. The earth gets all tilted and askew when she moves too far north or south of the equator. THIS, in turn, causes the volcanic eruptions that cause the tsunamis. And then, there are all the hurricanes ... You see, her breath, when mixed with cold artic air, causes massive hurricanes. If we don't stop her soon - Florida will be wiped out by hurricanes within the next five years. Every single time she farts, a little bit of the ozone dies (also a kitten).
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
Actually, I kinda liked Mr. Burns idea of blocking out the sun altogether.
Mr. Burns should have John Travolta "downsized."
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
i believe that global warming is real. i just don't believe that humans have the capacity to stop causing it. nor should they, frankly. humans have had many thousands of years to prove they are a fucked up, irresponsible species. it's time for human extinction and for the next life form to have its turn.
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
I see that 8:26 has drunk the whole pitcher of KoolAid!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
11:14, I have a better idea. Why don't you go commit suicide to improve matters somewhat, and the rest of us will try to fix the world?
Of course not. People who say shit like that are always talking about OTHER people, not themselves.
12:16, and idiocy is even more toxic, so go find the "Love and rainbows" blog.
7:31, just to play devil's advocate, you didn't give any convincing evidence -- newspapers are about as trustworthy as politicians, and if one group of scientists hae been paid off, why not BOTH?
You're assuming that the anti-GW ones are all evil and paid off, and not even considering the possibility that the PRO-GW ones might be exaggerating as well. It's not a matter of "who's good, who's an evil corporate stooge," but "who's slightly less repugnant than the other."
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
12:16
Kiss my ASS! How's that...better...?
By Anonymous, on 4:49 PM
4:21: after you and your giant "i'll fix the world" ego are gone, i'll be happy to take the pipe.
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal's a fag! Ha ha ha ha ha!
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
To 11:14am
Yes, lets go with that human extinction thing. Brilliant. May I suggest we start the culling in Hollywood.
Again, what melted the last Ice Age?
Global warming is just the new religion of the left (that and rimming)
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
How do you land a plane into a domed city?
People, they are famous not intelligent. And, I would argue, because they are self-indulgent and amoral they have latched on to a religion -- environmentalism -- that demands nothing more of them than they buy some stupid carbon credits from Al Gore's company.
And, yah, the main and only appreciable cause of warming on the earth is the SUN (and what the hell is wrong with warming: longer growing seasons, more food, less disease, lower heating costs et cetera).
What was the name of Michael Cricton's book (and, yes, I mispelled his name because my brain is over-heated)
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
"Jake Gyllenhaal's a fag! Ha ha ha ha ha!
5:02 PM"
And I bet you are too, idiot.
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
Actually, Global Warming is absolutely NOT a fact. A huge percentage of leading climatologists believe it is total bullshit, and that warming (to the extent it exists, which is tough to establish with only 100 years of reasonably accurate climate data). One of the top researchers in France whose work gave birth to Global Warming movement has come out and said it's BS and the movement has been overtaken by dipshit me-tooers rather than credible scientists.
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
Ok - I'm late. Travolta is an idiot of course, but I'm wondering what the hell happened to Ray Liotta's face? Am I the only one? EEEK!
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
5:26.... yes you may suggest that and i second the motion. hollywood first, politicians second.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM
Johnny Revolta
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
The truth of Global Warming can be found in this video.
http://www.gorelied.notlong.com
By Anonymous, on 11:46 PM
Revolta was basically saying that 'you people are taking up too much space and ruining this planet for proper people like me.'
He just needs enough of us about to serve and worship him.
Go figure/
By Badger, on 7:44 AM
The video is actually quiet interesting. I've always been on the fence about global warmning because I like to base my opinion of fact not hollywood hype ... my concern tho is that by brushing aside global warmning people will brush aside polution and other nasty effects on the environment we should see be concerned about (I said concerned not hysterical) ...
It's an interesting debate that doesn't belong on here -lol- Cause let's face .. we all come here to bash celebrities .. so back to butt plugs people!!
By Anonymous, on 8:07 AM
2:41 PM ...yes it was Orange Kool-Aid other wise known as education...and yes, Orange is my fav!
I will agree with the one person who said they are not sure we can stop it. Good point.
And asshole who says we are such haters, yea stupid thats why they built this and why we come!!
Now get over here so I can chop you're head off!!
also...
Ray L. looks so bad, I see him in the Gym and he is a mess. I mean it, nobody looks like they stayed out all night more than this guy.
So yea I noticed but Im used to it...and he is such a nobody...
By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM
Leave Jake Gyllenhaal out of this. He has nothing to do with John Travolta's idiotic crap. So what if he keeps his private life private. The "butt plug" crap is ridiculous. Leave him alone.
By Anonymous, on 9:08 AM
Poster boys for bad plastic surgery.
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
Ray Liotta is looking old.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
global warming is a scam, it's not a scientific fact
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
Ray Liotta's face is melting from the global warming or wasn't he carved up by Hannibal Lecter a while ago -- guess the surgery did not take.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
This is by far the best celebrity gossip blog. The writers of this site should be writing for SNL or a sitcom.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
If it was 400 years ago all you conservative neatherdals would be the ones calling for Galileo to be burned as a heretic for claiming that the Earth went around the Sun.
So, have fun pointing out the hypocrisy of Gore and Travolta. Get beyond that though, and refute the argument. But none of you moron's have any knowledge on this other than what you're spoonfed by guys like Hannity.
And 8:43....what's the "huge percentage" you referenced? Please provide the actual number and link....I won't hold my breath.
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
OMG.. No wonder the British are always calling us Americans fat. Instead of carbon offsets I think Mr Travolta should invest in some carbohydrate offsets if such a thing exists.
By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
8:43, if "Global Warming is absolutely NOT a fact", then how is it also " tough to establish with only 100 years of reasonably accurate climate data" ?
And if ONE top researcher says it is BS, then what about..... aww forget it!
By Herb Sewell, on 5:41 AM
Speaking of celeb's with big mouths, Tom Cruise has been really silent for quite somwe time now. Not back to dissin on Brooke Shields, or jumpin around on Ophra's couch ever since he got dumped by Paramount Pictures. I have a feeling someone told him to STFU and go change the kid's diapers
By ken, on 9:22 AM
8:49,
You are only using the global warming talking points that are idiotic on their surface and get worse as you get into them! They have been debunked and you make yourself look even more stupid by using them!
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
Wait...did Ray Liotta crawl out of a crypt to attend this?
By ConnyKate, on 3:23 PM
Is John Travolta still trapped in the closet?
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
Did you all forget that he flies children to hospitals for life-saving operations. I think it is called Angel Flight or something like that. How many other actors can say they do that on their own dime?!
By Anonymous, on 7:21 AM
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