Lindsay Lohan's Mother is in Love With Herself
Harper's Bazaar's latest issue has an interview with Lindsay Lohan's whore mom, Dina Lohan, and good lord. She is one of the most delusional people alive today. It never ceases to amaze me how people like her can spend their lives in a bubble lined with money and fame and never challenge themselves to step outside and reflect on what complete wastes of space they are. However, they'll babble on and on about how fantastic they think they are, and play the victim whenever they're challenged by anyone - even the paparazzi they rely on to keep their names in the tabloids and their bank accounts heavy.
Some of my favorite quotes from the article:
Look at me," Dina Lohan said in the latest Harper's Bazaar, in which she talked about her daughter's run-ins with celebrity photographers. "Diana [Princess Diana] will happen again." The mom also worked hard to get across another message - that she's a superstar herself - as she gushed about the glamorous life she leads thanks to her troubled daughter's celebrity. "I'm living the American dream, and you can go . . ." she exclaimed after Harper's asked her what she would say to critics of her parenting techniques."
She also had plenty to say about the other panty-less members of the "Bimbo Summit" - Paris Hilton and Britney Spears - who have spent many nights table-dancing and tossing back libations with her daughter. "Some of these kids are just lost," she said. But not so lost that we shouldn't worship them, apparently. "They're the American dream," she also said. "They're the Trumps of the little world, these kids." She also expressed her respect for Paris Hilton's intellect. "Paris is a really smart girl, and she's come really far," she told Harper's. "Paris' mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids."
It's obvious where Lindsay Lohan inherited her overinflated ego and overall unapologetic sluttiness. With that in mind, it would be nice if people would stop telling these broads they're "hot" - just to see how they'd react. Imagine what fun it would be to snap pictures of Dina and Lindsay as they exit some super-trendy club and all the while you're telling them what eyesores they are. I can only imagine they'd be dumb enough to say, "Oh yeah, well check this out..." and proceed to put on an incest show right there in the parking lot which would rival any backwoods dad and daughter film sponsored by the friendly neighborhood moonshine still - except with a few more teeth and a few less freckles.
Lindsay in dire need of more Photoshopping on the cover of April '07 GQ:
Lindsay on St Patrick's Day, not wearing green. Somebody
Source and more: New York Post
Thanks to Paul for the heads up!
Labels: dina lohan, lindsay lohan, lindsay lohan nude
40 Comments:
I will cancel my Bazaar subscription. I thought it was an intelligent fashion magazine not a format for self absorbed sluts who pimp their kids to get rich. Dina is not particularly well liked, but now everyone knows for sure how stupid, ignorant and into herself that she is. I read the article shaking my head. What an idiot slut.
By the citizens of America, on 6:59 PM
"you can't blame parents for kids"????? So that's the parenting philosophy that's make the little skank such a success as a human being. Fucktard bitches.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
OMG
I never knew all along it was AJ in the background?!?
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
dinah is awesome
i'd skeet all over her
By Anonymous, on 7:50 PM
Well said. I'm surprised producers and directers still hire her. If, it wasn't for her crazy wild antics, partying, slutty behavior, family drama and stage mom , where would she be? She looks like a girl version of Frankie Muniz, granted she does look pretty good when photoshopped to death like in that issue of (GQ)
By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM
mother of the year!
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
Damn, her mom is fucked up in the head. She must do a lot of crystal meth. Either that or she has gotten into scientology.
And what is that thing on Lindsey's head?
By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM
I suppose if you think it's right to exploit your own effin' child then go ahead with your delusions of the American dream...god I hate that whole American dream shit it is SOOO early 20th century and it's an ILLUSION...someone needs to slap her and tell her she's a terrible mother...whatever, they're from Long Island...that should explain everything...so no surprise really!
By Anonymous, on 10:29 PM
Who the fuck dresses this girl? And how do they keep a straight face doing it??
'Oh, wow, that is a great look for you, Linds! You are a trendsetter, girl!'
Bitch looks like a Bon Jovi groupie in the 1984-1987 time period....
And WTF is she carrying/drinking? Is that hair gel?? lol
Before I forget, her mom is fucked in the head, yes.
By joejoe, on 11:20 PM
God I hope this old heifer outlives her child. When her daughter finally dies and she's without a meal ticket, you're really gonna see this bitch go crazy.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 PM
Yes, you can blame parents for their kids when they have raised them and the kid doesn't have some disability. Did you ever think that your child might need some extra attention from you since her dad is a violent, belligerent drunk and she's a child tv star that you have whored out since day one for some cash. You still have to act like a freaking parent even when your child has more money than you. What a disgusting piece of flesh. She's going to be screwed a few years from now if LL gets her crap together and decides to cut off her mom and sue her for everything she took from her. Gross.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 AM
joejoe, whatever it is, it looks like the same thing she was carrying in the pictures where she's dressed like my trash can downstairs (pic 5).
My guess is it's some new promising herpes medicine, and she's the guinea pig.
By Anonymous, on 5:56 AM
HEY !
SHE IS WEARING MY SUNGLASSES !
I WANT THEM BACK !
Dr. M
By Anonymous, on 6:07 AM
HEY !
SHE IS WEARING MY SUNGLASSES !
I WANT THEM BACK !
Dr. M
By Anonymous, on 6:09 AM
"You know, you can't blame parents for kids."
I can and I will, Dina.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 AM
Shit, everytime I think I finally reached the American Dream someone goes and fucking changes it. How the hell am I supposed to keep up?
By Anonymous, on 7:25 AM
i love how her plebian ass is so glad the nobility of one paris's cum-guzzling mom's acceptance was bestowed upon a piece of long island trash like dina...how sad
By ellen, on 7:46 AM
She needs to die.
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
Dina is one super-hot MILF!!! Anybody (straight) can see that. Who cares what's coming out of her mouth, as long as my dick is going in.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM
Okay, NOW can we have some sympathy for Lindsay? She's been supporting her mom since she was a tiny kid actor. And her dad's been in jail or on drugs... dude, what chance did she have at being normal?
Also I always thought that the American dream was to come from nothing, work really hard, and see something you feel passionate about reach a level of success due to YOUR WORK. Apparently, the American dream a la Dina is finding someone to sponge off of.
Hey, Dina Lohan guess what? YOU LOOK OLD ENOUGH TO BE LINDSAY'S MOM. More specifically, you look just plain old. Kinda like a washed-up prom queen. Pathetic. I'd spit on her feet if I saw her in person.
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
Yeah keep cutting Lindsay, keeeeeep cutting yourself.
Make the emotional pain go away...
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Wow. And herein lies the downfall of the United States. China pumps out an estimated 200-400,000 engineers a year but we have the Lohans. Since when is the American dream the aspiration of becoming a drunken slut waste of space....hmm....I can hear the president of MTV now... "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Finally something EVERYONE can agree on-that there are few things more pathetic than showbiz mom living off her cockbag daughter's fifteen minutes of slutdom fame. I mean Jesus, the broad acts like she MATTERS somehow, and no one matters less. If being a spoiled bratty cokehead hosebag is the American Dream, bring on the nukes, please.
By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
"you can't blame parents for kids."
wow. that explains everything.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
Got to admire this gal for having the ability to make her birth canal STILL pay dividends 20 years later...
...wish my broker was this talented...
Hey Jenny: You missed the part of the story where this one says there's NO WAY L.L. will still be partying at 26: Yeah, no doubt she will have moved on to curing cancer...
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
Apparently Dina has never heard the saying "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
She doesn't even realize what an idiot she has made of herself. I always thought she was horrible, but after reading her interview she is worse than I thought!
By carrot top, on 4:23 PM
Apparently Dina has never heard the saying "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
She doesn't even realize what an idiot she has made of herself. I always thought she was horrible, but after reading her interview she is worse than I thought!
By carrot top, on 4:23 PM
Apparently Dina has never heard the saying "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
She doesn't even realize what an idiot she has made of herself. I always thought she was horrible, but after reading her interview she is worse than I thought!
By carrot top, on 4:23 PM
How do people even breathe with that low of an IQ?
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
The idea of an intelligent fashion magazine is a bit of an oxymoron, in itself.
As for the Lohans, well, they are simply just morons.
By Anonymous, on 6:12 PM
Janice Dickenson followed by Dina Lohan. Damn, things are getting scary here.
She really is living the American Dream. Hard work by itself will get you nothing but tired. The only way you get anywhere these days is if you find a way to screw other people. She's found a way to sell her skanky daughter to the public, and the public's buying. We all get screwed and she gets rich.
By Anonymous, on 6:46 PM
11:17 AM -
Ha ha, nice one. That would be Sumner Redstone who would be saying that, BTW. On the other hand, he did fire Tom Cruise, so...
By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
ellen - Ha ha ha!
By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM
I'd hit it.
By Nalga De Oro, on 7:14 PM
Funny how every one hates Trump too.
Bitch.
She really makes me want to hurt something.
Preferably her.
P.S. How the fuck can you not blame parents for kids? Isn't that the whole point?
By Anonymous, on 9:00 PM
It's obvious where Lindsay Lohan inherited her overinflated ego and overall unapologetic sluttiness.
That sums it up.
God, Lindsay was actually not bad in Parent Trap, I feel so bad she turned out like this.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
Oh my god what a dumb bitch like mother like daughter
By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
An interview with lindsays mom? WHY?
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
God, if Lindsay Lohan's MOM can get a spread in Harper's Bazaar, then there's hope for us all.
Ugly skank bitch.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
You achieve the American dream by working hard. Not by flashing your snatch to the whole world while getting out of a limo.
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
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