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Mary-Kate Olsen is Still Creepy

I was on a Girl Scout camping trip one time and we were learning all kinds of survival skills like what plants and bugs you can eat if you're lost with no food, how to build shelter, etc. When we got to the "how to make fire" part, I broke the rules. I pulled the Olsen Twins out of my backpack and rubbed them together to make fire. And my fire was the shortest, most emaciated, funky looking fire at the camp. But it was also the wealthiest, so even though I didn't earn my badge, it was worth it, baby.

Labels: mary-kate olsen, olsen twins

46 Comments:

Whatever, I think she's perfect. I'd die to look like that. In fact, I'm well on my way.

By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
She is short and she better come to grips with it.

I wonder what she paid for those horrible shoes?

By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
The twins - resembling undersized, anorexic, vampire monkeys - are two of the most disgusting-looking girls on planet earth.

By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
Yawn... So she still dresses like a homeless person, what else is new?

By Sorceressss, on 12:21 PM
LMAO!

By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
WTF?

Seems like just yesterday they were turning 18 and every man was waiting for that moment "their legal now". Well that day they seemed to turn into a couple of weirdo's that you NEVER see smile or even have a pleasant look on their face. Did their parent sell their souls to the devil, who took over on their 18th B-Day? They always look like everything and everyone is bothering them...

By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
I do not understand the problem people have with basic grammar. "They are" = they're. "Their" = the possesive, as in " this is their death trip.". Please, people. Junior college?

By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Man, those two chicks had such promise when they were 14. What happened ? Ah well, they're twins and worth about a billion dollars, so I'd still tip back a shot or two and grudge fuck them if I had to.

By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
What I want to know is do these girls have teeth? Have you ever seen them smile?

By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
she's a woman that looks like a child. It's disgusting!

By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
Good thing she's wearing those clunky shoes or she might blow away. I'm just not sure how she has the leg strength to lift them.

By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
yup, i'd still tag 'em both.

By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
i'd hit 'em both still, and I don't care if she didnt smile after I was done.

By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
Imagine how bad she looks naked.

I know she's rich as hell, but I can't believe anyone fucks those two. Nauseating.

By Enoughalready, on 3:11 PM
and to think she used to be cute. what a shame

By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
dude in the white shirt proly had bigger tits than mary-O

By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
this young adult not only looks like a lil girl but she looks an old lady...check out the pic wid the green rock on her finger...tell me that shit doesnt look like sum old witchez jewelz

By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
Wow she's been packing on the pounds.
Back to the tic-tac & mountain dew diet for you.

By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
I am actually slowly digging their style. I like their jewelry, their short dresses, their nihilistic "fuck off" attitude.

I just don't like their caffeine addiction and their skinniness.

By Sun, on 4:17 PM
I am mildly fascinated with her shoes. I dunno if I would necessarily want to wear them, but they're still interesting-looking.

By Anonymous, on 4:35 PM
are those two dudes with her from the salon? every gay hairdresser's dream: to act like a celebrity bodyguard for 3 minutes.

By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
Her hair must feel like straw.

By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
Too fat for me.

By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM
It's a shame to see Chris Daughtry's career go down so fast. Now he's stuck looking after whichever twin this is.

By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM
Remind me again why they're still famous? Or remotely relevant? Just wondering...

By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
jesus she looks like she has multiple sclerosis

By prettyboy, on 6:58 PM
NOT AtTracTiVE! She looks like she has rickets! I agree that she must be absolutely skin, and bones in the buff.

Starving yourself not only puts stress on your heart, and other organs but it makes your skin ashy, and your hair fall out. This is NOT a healthy girl.

By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
Those shoes look like she got them from PayLess. They both have a stunning personal fortune, and access to the best cosmetics, and clothes in the world. Yet they always looks like this.

They are the truest example that money cannot buy happiness, or taste.

By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
The Olsen twins are short and ugly, That is all.

By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
She put on those big ass mofo shoes to go buy herself a little bag of crap.

By Anonymous, on 10:20 PM
Sorry, everyone.

We're having serious publishing problems today...

Fuck.

By Jenny, on 10:56 PM
She looks like a withered old grandma. Don't fall over on those shoes, granny, you'll break a hip.

By Anonymous, on 6:25 AM
1:10 junior college
Possesive is spelled possessive

This is a comment space not english class.

By Anonymous, on 9:01 AM
Nice to see that Mossad is protecting her!

By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
Scary!

By Orange Pixie, on 8:22 PM
SShe's only like that because she's living in a fishbowl and her weight is the one thing she feels she has control of. Sad.

By Anonymous, on 11:08 PM
The comment about rubbing the Olsen twins together made me spew! ROFLOL

By Anonymous, on 8:52 AM
She is a naturally small person but i still thinks she needs a few more pounds...

By Anonymous, on 9:10 AM
:10 junior college
Possesive is spelled possessive

This is a comment space not english class.

9:01 AM

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AMEN!! Too funny that 'Ms. Spell Check' misspelled 'possessive' during her rant! What a self righteous moron!

By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
She is a skeeve, but her shoe fetish sure does rock!

By The NY Pundit, on 6:10 PM
Her shoe collection still rocks!

By The NY Pundit, on 7:04 PM
...the shoes look like they don't fit properly....

By Anonymous, on 6:36 AM
i don't care what anybody says, i love this girl. she makes me feel forbidden delights.

By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
She does look like she stepped out of Lord of the Ring.
This picture should have a caption of: PRECIOUS!!!

By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
sick! I knew she was a skeleton but now she is like that rubber skeleton I had as a child. Those sticks she calls legs can't really be attached to a hip bone except by strechy strings.

By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
ET phone home

By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM