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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are on Drugs

An episode of the upcoming 5th season of The Simple Life, in which Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were to work as children's camp counselors, has been canceled after the pair (both on probation for DUIs) refused to take a mandatory camp drug test. Jerry Silverman, the head of Foundations For Jewish Camping said:

Counselors are trained, recruited and tested. We take (it) very seriously."

Um, maybe we should test the people who agreed to let them work at this camp because who let these two skanks around kids? They'd probably show up with a 12-pack and a bag of weed. A bunch of 8 year olds tripping on ecstasy and learning how to give handjobs probably isn't the fun-filled experience of discovery and adventure their parents had in mind.

Paris and an unidentified stain on her dress on March 13th:

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24 Comments:

American celebrities are so devoid of beautiful women. All that is left are these skanks and attention whores.

By Shangri-la Dee Da, on 1:38 PM
fishnets...?? really?? who wears those anymore besides for halloween?!

By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
I agree...I myself am tired of broads built like twelve your old boys with tit jobs being the center of the universe. Charlize Theron is probably the closest thing to "true" beauty in Hollywood today.

By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
they're both anti-semites. i'm glad they won't be counselors.

By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
This is why I love celebrity blogs. If you watch E!, Access Hollywood, you'd never hear shit like this. They always want to kiss celebrities asses.

By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
You made me look at the stain and think about what it might be. Damn you.

By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
But it would have been great to see them acting like anti-Semites on tv while a bunch of little Jewish kids sang Jewish songs and made "Shabbat Shalom" art projects. These women are disgusting--it would have been nice to showcase it.

By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
Anonymous said...

This is why I love celebrity blogs. If you watch E!, Access Hollywood, you'd never hear shit like this. They always want to kiss celebrities asses.

1:58 PM

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Agreed! I've actually recently taken up watching 'Showbiz Tonight' on CNN Headline News because they DO report these sort of stories...(they call themselves "Television 's most provocative enetertainment show"...)

But, ShowBiz Tonight rarely has actual celeb interviews, so they aren't reliant on asskissing celebs and their publicists to stay afloat. ;)

By joejoe, on 3:02 PM
Only losers take drugs.

By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
She must have been giving HEAD again....

By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM
Amen 1:58 & Joejoe

People magazine, ect, and these shows always show the lighter side and hide the evils because they would never get interviews if they showed us the truth.

By chuggdog, on 4:18 PM
What camp is even open right now in the U.S.? It's not spring break or Summer so I don't get it. Did they hire a bunch of kids to play in the woods while Nicole and Paris mess everything up?

By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
Don't forget that they could have infected the kids with herpes and who knows what else when they videotaped the sex acts with the little campers. Paris has to top Kim's peepee sex video. No one upstages paris. And the stain is where blood dripped from her nose when she took a couple of snorts of blow.That's what happens when you're a cokehead. You'll see, the next time a bunch of paris' stuff gets sold there will be nose reconstruction paperwork under the same fake name as her abortion was.

By the truth, on 4:48 PM
Hey Anon 4:41:

Assuming this just happened--if they were here in New England, they would have had Winter Break camp (it's in mid-February, for a week).

But I cannot imagine any camp around here would let those tramps play counselor. Who knows?

By Anonymous, on 6:35 PM
The 2 CUNTS are stupid!

By MrsLauraQ, on 8:11 PM
It's Spring Break here (Texas).

By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
That stain looks tantalizing.

Taco Bell guy: Do you want hot sauce with that Chalupa?
Paris: What?
Taco Bell Guy: I said do you want sauce.
Paris: Sure.
Taco Bell Guy: Mild, hot, or Fire?
Paris: What?
Taco Bell Guy: Do you want mild flavor, hot flavor or Fire?
Paris: What?
Taco Bell Guy: fuck. [dumps all kinds in bag]
Paris: ...

Later...
>squirt< ahhh shit!
Man whore: OK. I'm done. Do you want to eat some Taco Bell now?
Paris: What?

By i don't like you in any way, on 9:45 PM
But I cannot imagine any camp around here would let those tramps play counselor. Who knows?

6:35 PM

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Wasn't there a past episode where they worked in a funeral home?

Camp counselor is nothing scandalous in comparison to someone willing to let these two skanks disgrace a funeral home and the burial/cremation of peoples' family members and friends. Know what I'm saying?....*sigh*

By joejoe, on 1:54 AM
JEAH!!!

By Anonymous, on 6:05 AM
Why aren't they in jail yet? I mean can't we let loose a couple of murderers and make some room?

By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
ecstacy and handjobs.. LOL, good one

By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
WTF were they thinking? I even heard that the shit sisters got kicked out of the house on the Simple Life for doing drugs and that was YEARS ago.

By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
what a surprise! skanky mcskansters not working with kids...hell no!

By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
OH Surprise, surprise! Everyone Knows they are functional COKE HEADS..

By Anonymous, on 10:39 PM