29 Comments:

• Test..osterone...

  By Jenny, on 12:21 AM  

• That's correct, Jenny, I just got confirmation: one vessel of pure testosterone has just exploded down there. We got no information of survivors so far.

  By Anonymous, on 12:40 AM  

• Side boob....Mmmmmm
  
  Hairstyle...P.U.

  By just-this-guy, on 5:15 AM  

• OMG!!! ScarlettJO has the best rack in Hollywood.

  By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM  

• sideboob or not, she's still boring and obnoxious.

  By Anonymous, on 7:45 AM  

• Scarlett is always captivating. I have to say that getting excited over 'side boob' on Scarlett Johansson something I do not want to descend to. Something about the word 'side boob' sounds do desperately perverse. Though I guess she is sorta asking for it with that dress.

  By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM  

• I'm disappointed. My boobs are perkier. I assumed with all of the hype her boobs would be fuller. She's been cheating! Wearing pushups and, I'm thinking, stuffing just a little. If she is going to do that she should maintain the illusion with a better fitting dress than this.
  pffft.

  By Anonymous, on 8:03 AM  

• Side cow, more like.

  By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM  

• In the photo on top it looks like that one chick is giving her a motorboat.

  By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM  

• We will soon be praying for the boobs to be transplanted onto somebody else. She seems to be having difficulty walking - I don't know if it's lack of blood to the head because of that hideous hairstyle, or simply that gigantic stick up her ass.

  By Anonymous, on 8:20 AM  

• More women should wear dresses like that.

  By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM  

• bout time that she showed us some tit! where's the home made porn?

  By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM  

• You were looking at her hair?

  By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM  

• Yes, her tits ARE looking a little saggy, aren't they. Give her a few years and her nipples will be hanging down around her navel.

  By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM  

• Scarlett is hot and sexy, but those tots would fail the pencil test and it seems her boobs are all sideboob

  By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM  

• Yes her breasts sag....because they are LARGE. When a woman has breasts like hers, she should show them offf. I don't blame her one bit. Nice pics.

  By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM  

• sure, great real boobs, wonderful that they're falling out of her dress, yep yep yep...but when she does her prissy little turn and flashes her shiteating grin on her dolphin-face, with that absurd hairdo piled above it, you just want to smack her. i'm afraid it'd have to be rough sex for miss scarlett.

  By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM  

• ^10:21 I'm guessing you're the non-bra-wearing type. Speaking on behalf of all heterosexual men, saggy boobs are not sexy, and belong in National Geographic. So, please, girls, wear a bra and FIGHT GRAVITY!

  By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM  

• It's a fashion show you dorks. She's modeling the dress. Her boobs are great because they are natural--they look just like mine, in fact. Hmmm, where do I get that dress?

  By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM  

• Geez, my boobs are every bit as big as hers and about 50 times perkier, and I'm 43 and have two teenage children. She's got the boobs of a 60 year old.

  By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM  

• jesus fucking christ, you people are hard to please! she is a pretty pouty blonde with a slamming body, including the tits, and if i was a dude, i'd fuck her silly. hell, i'd fuck her silly and i'm a chick. i give a fuck whether she fails the pencil test. would you all rather she had frankensteinien bolt-ons, like the rest of the retards in hwood?
  
  as for snotty miss 43 year old with two kids, i highly, highly fucking doubt that your tits are perkier unless you got implants. 'specially if you did the right thing and breast-fed those two darlings of yours. tits get wrecked out from babies, or hadn't you seen it on a thousand mommies all over the world? don't be jealous that scarjo is prettier than you and gets laid by all the hotties. it's okay.

  By livvie, on 11:31 AM  

• livvie, i understand your anger. as you correctly deduced, guys consider you fat and unattractive. to you, dolphin-faced sagboobs must seem like Venus herself.

  By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM  

• Aww, Livvie's jealous because I have perky tits. Trust me, no implants, and loads better than potato face Scarjo. 100 times better than yours too, I'm sure, or you wouldn't have your panties in a wad. Plus, I have sexier lips than her any day too, and those are natural, which Ms. Johanssen's are not, since she's admitted getting injections.
  
  So deal with it, hag. Some people are just genetically lucky. So sorry you aren't.

  By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

• I'm a chick and even I like Scarlett's hooters.

  By Brie, on 12:56 PM  

• 12:41 PM - wow! If I were your teenage son, I'd have a special secret place in your bedroom closet, with lots of tissues and lotion for when you change your clothes. And I promise not to ruin your blue dress.

  By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM  

• 10:47 is sooooo a girl pretending to be a guy. Don't even try bitch, because no guy is worried about the sag of a natural boob. ScarJo's tits are nowhere NEAR being hangy flapjacks a la the teacher in South Park, or the old ladies in some National Geographic African tribal spread.

  By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM  

• 1100am. AHAHA you're 43 and have 2 kids but you're on a gossip blog? Log off and raise you're 2 kids who are dancing for quarters on the corner so you can have the internet.

  By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM  

• Hey idiots! She's not sagging--the dress is smushing them down. girls, you should know this! I'm sure totally naked, they are as perky as ever.

  By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM  

• already on this page there are 6 beauties that need to be rescued and placed in better homes (winona, scarlett, jennifer).

  By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM  

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