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Tori Spelling Had a Baby Boy

Tori Spelling gave birth in a Los Angeles hospital last night to 6 lbs., 6 oz. boy named, Liam Aaron McDermott. Tori's mother tells People:

Words can't describe the joy and elation I feel at this truly happy even. I am looking forward to doting on my new little grandson and all the memorable fun that comes with it."

Well, whatever, she's been pregnant for like two years now so it's about time. You have to feel bad for the kid, though. Even with plastic surgery his mom still looks like something off Fraggle Rock. When the doctor pulled him out, Liam was quoted as saying, "Wait, that's her? Jesus dude, if I lay perfectly still can you just play along?"

38 Comments:

grandson? huh?

By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
Is that the baby she's holding in the picture?

By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
When the doctor pulled him out, Liam was quoted as saying, "Wait, that's her? Jesus dude, if I lay perfectly still can you just play along?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
^ I saw that too. Grandson? She gave birth to her own grandson? How does that work?

That dress looks rediculous. It's so pulled up in the front from her ginormous pregnant belly that her vagina is almost hanging out. I think in one of them I can see a little baby arm coming out giving her the middle finger...maybe that's just a trick of the light. I have nothing wrong with the way a pregnant woman looks, and I fully intend on looking that way myself in a few years, but keep that birthing area covered for god's sake.

By The Docktator, on 10:45 AM
uhh grandson?

By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
Her son resembles a pug. How cute.

By Shangri-la Dee Da, on 10:47 AM
He looks like a constipated weasel, and she, with or without the various surgeries, has the charming good looks of a grasshopper.....poor kid.

Is everyone ready for the onslaught of press coverage?
These two cash-starved, K-list celebs will be selling photos of everything from the circumcision, to the 1st b-day, to the onset of puberty......once again, poor kid.

By joejoe, on 10:48 AM
they meant to put that TORI'S MOM, candy was quoted as saying "doting on my new little grandson."

By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
awww that baby's cute! but why is she's still showing???

By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
Tori's mother tells People:

Some people need reading comprehension.

By tazznum1, on 10:52 AM
It originally said TORI not Tori's mom. Some people need to just stfu about the reading comprehension.

By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
yeah cause like I'm on the internet and I can say stuff like stfu and be someone, anyone than living in my mom's basement and working in fast food.

Yeah, so stfu. I'm a badass. That's why I use anonymous.

So there!

By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
OMG- YOU READ MY MIND! For years I have beenn saying that Tori's brother Randy looks like the oger from Fraggle Rock! Nice to see I am not alone!

By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Okay someone, tell me I'm not crazy...I keep seeing her face and wondering who she reminds me of. Help me out...does ANYone else see Jabba the Hutt?

By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
why does she have a newborn in her arms in those pics??? i mean shudent it be in the house sleeping or w/e babies do?? oh wait that's a dog, not a baby silly me!!

By afro jamaicano, on 11:51 AM
She looks like a plastic whale!

By Mr. Poopillo, on 11:57 AM
6lbs?! she looked like she was gonna give birth to a whale! How the fuck did that happen?

By Danielle, on 12:20 PM
I bet his other kids are thrilled. You know, the ones he walked out on and dopesn't want to support and never sees.

By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Parents of the Year: Homewrecking skank and a pig.

perfect!!

By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
I see the baby looks just like Mommy. I mean JUST like Mommy. Wonder if Tori will get some $$$ now that her mother has a grandbaby to spoil? Then all Daddy's hard work dumping his wife and wooing the ugly girl will not have been in vain.

By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
Will the baby get a nose job just like mommy.

By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
Tori Spelling - easily one of the most ugly creatures on god's green earth.

By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
lol!

By KATE, on 3:13 PM
At least the kid has a normal name.

By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
HAHAHAH!

That pug really does look like it could have come out of Tori's birth canal! Talk about pets and owners resembling each other!!

By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
Tori's new reality show -- "The Fug and the Pug."

By Piquebu, on 8:39 PM
Say what! She only had a 6 lb baby!1? Why the hell did she gain so much much freakin weight. That was ridiculous...all she had to gain was mere 20 or so. I gained 20 pounds and my baby was 8 and half pounds. She obviously ate too much of the wrong foods...

By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
Say what! She only had a 6 lb baby!1? Why the hell did she gain so much much freakin weight. That was ridiculous...all she had to gain was mere 20 or so. I gained 20 pounds and my baby was 8 and half pounds. She obviously ate too much of the wrong foods...

By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
LMAO! She can lose the weight but she will aways be ugly! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

By Anonymous, on 10:21 PM
The baby looks distinctly Iranian. It'll have to - wait, that's her dog. Nevermind.

By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
There should be a poll here to decide what's more nasty looking, Tori or that dog. Can't believe she actually found a guy to do her...

By Anonymous, on 2:06 AM
Aw, man! Where's the Bev-9er love? Is there none left? I'm thrilled. I don't think she gained that much weight, just her belly. Her legs look great. I hope I look that good when I'm preggo. But I still won't wear short skirts like that...

Also I think her hubby is sexy in that sleezy-sexy kinda dirty way.

By Anonymous, on 6:44 AM
9:47 - You gained only 20 lbs and had an 8 lb baby....goody for you. Some people gain more than that. I had a 7 lb baby and gained 50 pounds. Take that!

Chump.

By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
9:47 sounds like a 14 year old teen mommy. "But like, he SAID I wouldn't get pregnant if I didn't have an orgasm! Oh, MAN!"

By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
No, im not 14 yr old, im a 29 yr old WOMEN who ate the right foods. You dont have gain 50 lbs during. Pregnancy is not an excuse to pig out...

By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
^Roseann Proanadana up there thinks everyone who gains weight when they're pregnant is just overeating. TOOL! 29 year old WOMEN ought to learn how to spell, too.

By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM
Anonymous 12:32 PM said...
"Parents of the Year: Homewrecking skank and a pig"

Wait, I'm confused...Britney and Kevin had another kid??

By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
Anon 10:16pm, Whatever!! I am not anorexic! You Must be a PORKER Yourself! or You must be as UGLY as Tori and thats the reason why you feel the need to talk about me! I must have hit a nerve huh? haaaaaaaaaa! As far as me knowing how to spell, i do know how to spell it was my bad, so what i had typo?

By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM