Someone needs to stop her. Did she fire her mother too? Then where is she; she is probably the only one who wields enough psychological clout to get this trainwreck back on anything resembling the tracks.
Oh, wait. That's my mom I'm talking about. Maybe I should send her in since it would appear that Britney's mother is as lost as she is.
Why hasn't she been held accountable for being such a shit, absent mother? She is a grown, 26 year old woman, and yet she sounds like a tween and acts like a college coed.
I guess it's impossible for the girl to appear in public without looking and acting like a goofy 13 year old. Fuck her, two years from now she'll barely be remembered.
Fucken hillbilly... Im a young 25yr old mother that was NOT prepared. But my husband and I made sacrifices to be the best parents for our son. Im no millionaire, I work 2days a week and earn a very decent 8,000a month. I have no nanny and my husband is a stay at home dad since he runs his business from home. AND STILL.... we manage to always be there as a family, raise our son and work as a unit. I did not have a silver spoon in my mouth (many of us in this world didnt and still dont) growing up, and I have worked very hard as a new mommy to do my best.
This piece of recycled vagina has millions and she cant stay home and be a mommy? Sure she can afford care, but in the real world we hire nannies because we work 5days a week 9-5 and its a necessity NOT a fucken luxury. What the hell does she do? Hang out all day and take care of her needs? Idiot...once you become a parent you take the back seat on your needs forever or untill your kiddies are in bed to give you a chance to think about yourself.
If this was a person in the real world, those sweet babies woulda been in the foster care system sooo fast she wouldnt of had time to shave her head. Shes lucky AND a fucken moron!
I think shes an idiot and those babies would have been taken away from her by the system if she was a regular person.
Also, I dont think she knows how to look at herself and admit responsibility. Obviously money here is also a factor. Since she pays people to take the blame for her shes never had to look at herself. NOBODY will tell her shes a moron or stop her stupid antics/outburst of attention. They sugarcoat everything because NOBODY wants to be cut from the financial umbillical cord.
i'm sure her manager did push her into rehab. the same thing happened to amy winehouse except she fired her manager and made a kick ass album and is on her way to being a successful artist in america. britney on the other hand doesnt have the tools to be successful on her own. she has to have people behind her doing everything for her (including writing all her songs) because she is talentless. so i dont see how she thinks firing her manager is gonna make people believe she is a better person and all the fuckery thats been going on is because of the people around her. take responsibility you fat slut.
i gotta give twitney some props. wtf you say?! well, the colored contacts covering up half of her blown-out pupils from tweaking is brilliant!... "nobody can tell... no really twitney. even if they do, we'll just tell 'em the contacts were messing with your eyes... ready for a bump?"
Britney should be a spokesperson for Scientology. I know they haven't claimed her but I'm waiting for her to make another speach about how stupid the rest of society is ... and how smart she and xenu is ...
Shit yeah I'm in the wrong profession...I love being a nurse but I only make 3k a month after taxes and I have to wipe asses and suck infected sputum out of ppls lungs! What is this mystery job you speak of and where can I sign up?
Hey, guys. Why are you all you shitting on me? Gawd, I do professional hair extentions also hair styling and wardrobe on modeling shoots, sum celebrities, sum tv pilots and ONLY work 2 days a week. I never said I work 2 hours a day! I work very hard 15-20 hours a day and Im gone from home for those two days on whatever location Im sent to (depends on the needs of my client and locations). And I never said thats what I end up with after taxes.
Anyways, My life isnt cushy. I still struggle with reality at the end of the month and year when UNCLE SAM rapes us for taxes.
Hmmm. I wonder if the reason she wears hats all the time is to prevent a daring paparazzo from running by and snatching off that hideous wig? I would think that she would at least wear the type of wig that is glued to the face--a la Beyonce.
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Someone needs to stop her. Did she fire her mother too? Then where is she; she is probably the only one who wields enough psychological clout to get this trainwreck back on anything resembling the tracks.
Oh, wait. That's my mom I'm talking about. Maybe I should send her in since it would appear that Britney's mother is as lost as she is.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
she sure does like boots, doesn't she?
someone needs to pull the black drawstring on that pink trash bag she's wearing & toss her.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
WTF is she wearing now??
Is that outfit made from 'Peeps'??
Edible clothing, eh? Leave it to Britney to get dressed in her pantry....
By joejoe, on 11:35 AM
I just love that hat/wig thing. She sure knows how to accessorize.
(hee hee)
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
11:20 - it is a little weird that we havent seen Lynne anywhere huh?
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
Why hasn't she been held accountable for being such a shit, absent mother? She is a grown, 26 year old woman, and yet she sounds like a tween and acts like a college coed.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
I guess it's impossible for the girl to appear in public without looking and acting like a goofy 13 year old. Fuck her, two years from now she'll barely be remembered.
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
Hey you started on the right track in making a MasterCard commercial:
Britney - $2
Blue contacts lenses - $0.50
Wig - .99cents
Hat - $1
Boots - $1.99
Still not home with kids - PRICELESS.
hahahaha. gawd i crack myself up. :P
By lily, on 11:52 AM
Someone please tell Shitney, that the Clockwork Orange looked as been done!!
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
Now why don't the PSYCHOtologists try to save Brit instead of harrassing the traumatized victims of a REAL TRAGEDY in VA?
By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
She's like a female Michael Jackson. She's totally lost touch with reality. He still thinks he has a shot at a comeback too.
Parents don't let your kids get into show biz. It retards their mental and social development.
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
She's the female version of Michael Jackson. She's totally lost touch with reality. Jackson still believes he has a shot at a comeback CD too.
I'd never let my kid get into showbiz because they all end up warped adults.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Get the gun,
Get the gun,
Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot.
So, it's like, got to be any day now that we'll get some new umbrella-beating, drunked-up pics of this skankette.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
Fucken hillbilly... Im a young 25yr old mother that was NOT prepared. But my husband and I made sacrifices to be the best parents for our son. Im no millionaire, I work 2days a week and earn a very decent 8,000a month. I have no nanny and my husband is a stay at home dad since he runs his business from home. AND STILL.... we manage to always be there as a family, raise our son and work as a unit. I did not have a silver spoon in my mouth (many of us in this world didnt and still dont) growing up, and I have worked very hard as a new mommy to do my best.
This piece of recycled vagina has millions and she cant stay home and be a mommy? Sure she can afford care, but in the real world we hire nannies because we work 5days a week 9-5 and its a necessity NOT a fucken luxury. What the hell does she do? Hang out all day and take care of her needs? Idiot...once you become a parent you take the back seat on your needs forever or untill your kiddies are in bed to give you a chance to think about yourself.
If this was a person in the real world, those sweet babies woulda been in the foster care system sooo fast she wouldnt of had time to shave her head. Shes lucky AND a fucken moron!
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
I think shes an idiot and those babies would have been taken away from her by the system if she was a regular person.
Also, I dont think she knows how to look at herself and admit responsibility. Obviously money here is also a factor. Since she pays people to take the blame for her shes never had to look at herself. NOBODY will tell her shes a moron or stop her stupid antics/outburst of attention. They sugarcoat everything because NOBODY wants to be cut from the financial umbillical cord.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
Sh probably just got dressed in the dark. Stop complaining, at least she has underpants on, so the rehab was good for one thing anyway.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
That dress is so ugly it should be on Cloe Sevigny. Bleeeeech! Train wreck for a train wreck, I guess.
By NoxiousNan, on 2:21 PM
i'm sure her manager did push her into rehab. the same thing happened to amy winehouse except she fired her manager and made a kick ass album and is on her way to being a successful artist in america. britney on the other hand doesnt have the tools to be successful on her own. she has to have people behind her doing everything for her (including writing all her songs) because she is talentless. so i dont see how she thinks firing her manager is gonna make people believe she is a better person and all the fuckery thats been going on is because of the people around her. take responsibility you fat slut.
By prettyboy, on 2:54 PM
1:43
you work 2 days a week and make $8,000 a month.
oh yeah, you're really struggling, I feel sooo sorry for you and your hard, hard life.
stfu.
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
Way to read, 2:55.
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
i gotta give twitney some props. wtf you say?! well, the colored contacts covering up half of her blown-out pupils from tweaking is brilliant!... "nobody can tell... no really twitney. even if they do, we'll just tell 'em the contacts were messing with your eyes... ready for a bump?"
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
Looks like Britney's getting ready for a bit of the ol' ultra-violence.
By droog Dim, on 5:16 PM
Huh? 2:55 got it right.
$8000 a month for 2 days a week (8 days a month) work. Sounds pretty cushy to me.
By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM
Britney should be a spokesperson for Scientology. I know they haven't claimed her but I'm waiting for her to make another speach about how stupid the rest of society is ... and how smart she and xenu is ...
By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM
what i'd like to know is what anon 1:43 DOES for 2 days a week that nets her $8,000. or would she have to take the fifth?
By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
Shit yeah I'm in the wrong profession...I love being a nurse but I only make 3k a month after taxes and I have to wipe asses and suck infected sputum out of ppls lungs! What is this mystery job you speak of and where can I sign up?
By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM
@2:55, 5:20, 7:27.
Hey, guys. Why are you all you shitting on me? Gawd, I do professional hair extentions also hair styling and wardrobe on modeling shoots, sum celebrities, sum tv pilots and ONLY work 2 days a week. I never said I work 2 hours a day! I work very hard 15-20 hours a day and Im gone from home for those two days on whatever location Im sent to (depends on the needs of my client and locations). And I never said thats what I end up with after taxes.
Anyways, My life isnt cushy. I still struggle with reality at the end of the month and year when UNCLE SAM rapes us for taxes.
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
That she always needs someone to help her walk never gets old for me.
By Laurie, on 8:43 PM
Hmmm. I wonder if the reason she wears hats all the time is to prevent a daring paparazzo from running by and snatching off that hideous wig? I would think that she would at least wear the type of wig that is glued to the face--a la Beyonce.
By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM
pic two....that wide crazy smile is channeling cameron diaz...
ah! creeps me out. spears looks psycho
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
Really though, how much better is Britney's behavior now than Courtney Love's was before they took Francis from her?
By Evil, on 9:41 PM
nothing like a clockwork orange homage to prove you're not absolutely insane.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 PM
Inbred. Fucking. Hag.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
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