I'm afraid that if the word "like" were stricken from the English language the stupid bitch wouldn't know how to like, speak.
I guess all of her recent antics have been demonstrations of how smart she is and how dumb the general public is to believe what they've seen her doing. It's all a carefully wrought and orchestrated plan to put herself back on top and the dumb public just can't see it. They think she's going insane, but ah, that cunning Britney, she has a master plan.
Aww Britney's trying to be sarcastic...My 5 yr old cousin has more relevant things to say. If she really thinks she's going to have a comeback with those last two remaining brain cells...wow. Let's only hope her next album will fail so miserably that she offs herself and saves society from having to listen to her speak again. And PS-lose those fucking hideous boots!
I swear this dipshit shops in the juniors department, all her damn dresses are way too short and always one inch away from blinding us with her nasty ass.
Her like diatribe was so, like, intelligent and stuff, y'all.....
Talk about an unstable person. That woman's brain is clearly not firing on all cylinders.
Yes, Brit, you are not the nutbar the media makes you out to be. Because, at the end of the day, nothing says composure and class quite like a 20-something fresh out of rehab with her wig collection, eh?
What does she think she's doing anyway? Doesn't she have anything better to do? Hello, back at ya', fake valley girl voice, 2 kids at home! Bitch. It wouldn't be so bad if she would just stay away. What is she trying to prove to us? Bitch.
Britney is so funny she needs her own variety show so we can see everything she can do--act (why has there been no sequel to Crossroads???), write and perform comedy (she was great in this clip and SNL), impressions (like the Valley Girl in this clip), and, of course, sing (too many great songs to mention; I can't wait for her new CD to finally drop right when the Guns and Roses one comes out).
The little whore really needs to shut the fuck up & go back to making her shitty, pretend "toy" music so we can all see how talentless and useless she is.
Ok, I admit to being completely creeped out here. She reminded me of someone,but I couldn't place who, until the giggle. Juliette Lewis' charecter in Natural Born Killers...she sounds and looks like Mallory! (only not as bright) Wonder how long til she hooks up with a 'Mickey' and goes on a rampage?
I was born and raised in the San Fernando Valley area, and this clip made me, like, loose a few IQ points, just by seeing it! The whole Valley girl deal is like....gag me with a spoon!
Unsure if the tone is her or just her weak attempt at sarcasm, but I know now why K-fed married her (besides her money) - at the end there when the reporter is sucking her ego, did you see how huge her mouth got? I could fit the titanic in there.
Yeah, what about the CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLDDDDRENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did her and kfed figure out what hole the pokey thing goes into to make baby? Oh, that's right, they were trying to make the pokey thing brown, and got a baby instead. OOPS.
Does anyone else think it's funny that the first few commenters took her seriously and talked about how she only had two brain cells left, whereas the rest of us picked up on the albeit ineffective and pathetic sarcasm?
i agree, all sympathy i may have had for her is completely gone (there was little to begin with).
what an incompetent attempt at sarcasm. and classic britney - posturing as though she's more enlightened than everyone else, but communicating in a manner that proves her IQ nests comfortably around the mid-60's.
I'm not sure what's funnier. The fact that a dumbass valley girl was parodying HERSELF or that she didn't realize it and thought she was being smart with her weak attempt at sarcasm.
Also, this proved my point PERFECTLY (thanks hun). The girl is a stupid ass spoiled conceited bitch that deserves what she has gotten and all you asses that have been saying "oh she needs help, oh the poor dear, oh it's postpartum depression" finally see the truth ...
... This made my day ... it honestly did ... even her retarded fans can't possible miss the fact she was saying a bit FUCK YOU to them ... wait .. can they?
Because breaking down in hysterical tears while attempting a bitter and evocative tirade against the world to an anonymous photographer (while wearing the ugliest hat in the world) is a good way to show that you didn't need rehab....
...is this really her?? She sounds like Minnie Mouse gone redneck....
Okay, this is the weirdest thing I've ever experienced, but in the second clip, I can't help but think that K-Fed sounded like he wasn't a complete moron.
Until the bit about time travel. Then my world was right again, and he was stupid.
Apparently in the extreme minority here, but I thought Brit being sarcastic was kinda hilarious. Though is it *too* obvious to cover up being stupid by pretending to be yet *more* stupid.
7:56- everyone knows she was trying to be sarcastic. The operative word is TRYING. All she accomplished was providing further proof of how dumb she really is. She's too stupid to pull sarcasm off right. Read Todd's post again - hell read all his posts. They're examples of sarcasm done well.
Geez, it's unbelieveable there are people still willing to give this mental midget any sort of credit. Then there are the morons that hold her in high esteem. Pathetic.
=== === ==Um. Maybe people like say that u are pregnant because u r like fat and it wouldn't be surprising if u were (pregnant) because like u flash your cooch to everybody and u change dudes like u change underwear like. Ooops, u don't where underwear. Well then like, like u change dudes like u change wigs like. Dumbass
"Best to keep quiet and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said this. No Brit, don't strain that shit for brains that u have to try and figure out who he was. Just keep munchin' on your Cheetos there. That's right.
I'd like to nominate Shitney for Turkey Slap Queen. She clearly wants it, she totally deserves several dozen per day, and I think it's time we all do our part to give it to her.
76 Comments:
Like OMG FUCK YOU!! That's pretty much what she just said to her fans.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
What the fuck is wrong with that luni bitch ,she needs more then rehab she needs a psychiatrist and a rubber room go away britney just go away
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
Well, at least we know she's not an improvisor.
I get what she was attempting to do, but it just didn't work.
Sad.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
Sweet Jesus. Why didn't someone slap her... I would if I could.
By SoWfie, on 10:25 AM
She. Is. Unhinged.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
I'm afraid that if the word "like" were stricken from the English language the stupid bitch wouldn't know how to like, speak.
I guess all of her recent antics have been demonstrations of how smart she is and how dumb the general public is to believe what they've seen her doing. It's all a carefully wrought and orchestrated plan to put herself back on top and the dumb public just can't see it. They think she's going insane, but ah, that cunning Britney, she has a master plan.
Whatever, babe.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
My question is how is she trying to blend in with the crowd? By wearing enormous glasses, or by having the biggest bodyguard in show business?
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
those fucking boots make me sick! she 's probably got a wardrobe full of boots of the same type :)))
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
Yikes. But Britney, what about the CHILDREN?
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
Aww Britney's trying to be sarcastic...My 5 yr old cousin has more relevant things to say. If she really thinks she's going to have a comeback with those last two remaining brain cells...wow. Let's only hope her next album will fail so miserably that she offs herself and saves society from having to listen to her speak again. And PS-lose those fucking hideous boots!
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
Bitch. I think we KNOW who's the stupid one here. Right back atcha, whore.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
ive said it before and ill say it again: she is evil and must be destroyed.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
I swear this dipshit shops in the juniors department, all her damn dresses are way too short and always one inch away from blinding us with her nasty ass.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
are you fucking kidding me?!? mental
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
This bitch is clearly completely out of her mind - nuts.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
someone needs to stab this bitch in the throat
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Her like diatribe was so, like, intelligent and stuff, y'all.....
Talk about an unstable person.
That woman's brain is clearly not firing on all cylinders.
Yes, Brit, you are not the nutbar the media makes you out to be. Because, at the end of the day, nothing says composure and class quite like a 20-something fresh out of rehab with her wig collection, eh?
By joejoe, on 11:11 AM
what an act. hahaha.
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
Uhhhhhh...
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Ummm... are you guys, like, sure this is like really Britney???
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
What does she think she's doing anyway? Doesn't she have anything better to do? Hello, back at ya', fake valley girl voice, 2 kids at home! Bitch. It wouldn't be so bad if she would just stay away. What is she trying to prove to us? Bitch.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
Seriously, is there really anything left to say?
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
Britney is so funny she needs her own variety show so we can see everything she can do--act (why has there been no sequel to Crossroads???), write and perform comedy (she was great in this clip and SNL), impressions (like the Valley Girl in this clip), and, of course, sing (too many great songs to mention; I can't wait for her new CD to finally drop right when the Guns and Roses one comes out).
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
she sounds like reece witherspoons character elle woods from legally blonde. she such a brat who craves attention. i want her to seriously go away
By Melissa, on 11:37 AM
The little whore really needs to shut the fuck up & go back to making her shitty, pretend "toy" music so we can all see how talentless and useless she is.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
Jesus Murphy. That clip just totally made my day.
Dear Britney:
Do yourself a favour and hire Elliot Mintz.
By Vigilante, on 12:10 PM
Sorry, Britney, even Jesus doesn't want to see you.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
that clip would be much more funny, if she had a big fat cock in her mouth and she was talking in vowels.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
Ok, I admit to being completely creeped out here. She reminded me of someone,but I couldn't place who, until the giggle. Juliette Lewis' charecter in Natural Born Killers...she sounds and looks like Mallory! (only not as bright) Wonder how long til she hooks up with a 'Mickey' and goes on a rampage?
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
I was born and raised in the San Fernando Valley area, and this clip made me, like, loose a few IQ points, just by seeing it!
The whole Valley girl deal is like....gag me with a spoon!
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
bitch didn't rehab she needed some good ol' electroshock therapy!
what is she on? i want some! lol
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
I am, like, speechless.
By BV, on 1:29 PM
rehab...clearly had no effect on La Spears
By Jackie dressed in Cobras, on 1:49 PM
Unsure if the tone is her or just her weak attempt at sarcasm, but I know now why K-fed married her (besides her money) - at the end there when the reporter is sucking her ego, did you see how huge her mouth got? I could fit the titanic in there.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
like, what the hell was that all about y'all?
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
i watched 10 seconds of that. then i started cutting myself.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
Any shred of sympathy that I may have held for her just flew out the window after watching that video.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
She's a retard.
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
Yeah, y'all, don't believe any of those pictures of me! Just believe what I pay my publicists to tell you! Y'all are stupid if you don't!
Britney, BURN THOSE BOOTS!! You've been wearing them for a year!
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
Yeah, what about the CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLDDDDRENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did her and kfed figure out what hole the pokey thing goes into to make baby? Oh, that's right, they were trying to make the pokey thing brown, and got a baby instead. OOPS.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
Does anyone else think it's funny that the first few commenters took her seriously and talked about how she only had two brain cells left, whereas the rest of us picked up on the albeit ineffective and pathetic sarcasm?
Join her in the ranks of her stupidity, guys.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
i agree, all sympathy i may have had for her is completely gone (there was little to begin with).
what an incompetent attempt at sarcasm. and classic britney - posturing as though she's more enlightened than everyone else, but communicating in a manner that proves her IQ nests comfortably around the mid-60's.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
I'm not sure what's funnier. The fact that a dumbass valley girl was parodying HERSELF or that she didn't realize it and thought she was being smart with her weak attempt at sarcasm.
Also, this proved my point PERFECTLY (thanks hun). The girl is a stupid ass spoiled conceited bitch that deserves what she has gotten and all you asses that have been saying "oh she needs help, oh the poor dear, oh it's postpartum depression" finally see the truth ...
... This made my day ... it honestly did ... even her retarded fans can't possible miss the fact she was saying a bit FUCK YOU to them ... wait .. can they?
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
Because breaking down in hysterical tears while attempting a bitter and evocative tirade against the world to an anonymous photographer (while wearing the ugliest hat in the world) is a good way to show that you didn't need rehab....
...is this really her?? She sounds like Minnie Mouse gone redneck....
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
Oh, it's her, looked at the video below. Same dumbass accent, voice, clothes, and look on her face.
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
Stupid bitch needs to grow up and admit that her 15 minutes are over.
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
You know she thought she was being so clever and witty... ugh. I can't stand her. Why do I torture myself by watching these videos?!
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
It's official. She's a moron.
What is it they say?
"Best to keep quiet and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
Maybe its just me, but her voice sounds completely different than it did before. Like a dub or something.
By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
Okay, I'm from the south...and I just have to say:
THAT ACCENT IS FAKE.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
Even after all she's done....I still hit it!
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
OK... It's been completely overused, to the point of cliché...but honestly, y'all, it's the only thing that fits:
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
By Anonymous, on 5:53 PM
Okay, this is the weirdest thing I've ever experienced, but in the second clip, I can't help but think that K-Fed sounded like he wasn't a complete moron.
Until the bit about time travel. Then my world was right again, and he was stupid.
By kim, on 6:28 PM
Apparently in the extreme minority here, but I thought Brit being sarcastic was kinda hilarious. Though is it *too* obvious to cover up being stupid by pretending to be yet *more* stupid.
By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
I think that Monique missed out on a great candidate for 'Charm School'!
Career Suicide is such a funny thing to watch!
By Kathy, on 7:57 PM
this is all part of her comeback plan
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
7:56- everyone knows she was trying to be sarcastic. The operative word is TRYING. All she accomplished was providing further proof of how dumb she really is. She's too stupid to pull sarcasm off right. Read Todd's post again - hell read all his posts. They're examples of sarcasm done well.
Geez, it's unbelieveable there are people still willing to give this mental midget any sort of credit. Then there are the morons that hold her in high esteem. Pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM
OMG! I think my IQ just dropped 10 points after watching this video.
WTF is wrong with her? She talks like a 4 year old. Pretty soon FedEx will have another kid to take care of, not that he would mind of course.
I was just waiting for the part, when she says: "This one time, at band camp"...
By Anonymous, on 11:43 PM
Omagah! I tooootally hate Britney! She is such an insincere douchebag!
By Anonymous, on 12:19 AM
Did no one notice how she spoke in the last few seconds of the video?
By Anonymous, on 2:00 AM
I think I just sprained my brain.
Britney. Seriously. Go. Away.
By Kitty the Cat, on 2:56 AM
i still love you britney!
By Anonymous, on 4:08 AM
The world isn't nice, Britbrit. If it was, ignorant sluts like you wouldn't be worth more than decent people with two brain cells to rub together!!
By Anonymous, on 7:09 AM
===
===
==Um. Maybe people like say that u are pregnant because u r like fat and it wouldn't be surprising if u were (pregnant) because like u flash your cooch to everybody and u change dudes like u change underwear like. Ooops, u don't where underwear. Well then like, like u change dudes like u change wigs like. Dumbass
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
What is it they say?
"Best to keep quiet and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said this. No Brit, don't strain that shit for brains that u have to try and figure out who he was. Just keep munchin' on your Cheetos there. That's right.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
^ Actually, that quote is historically attributed to Mark Twain.
By Ginger, on 11:49 AM
Give it a rest people, she was clearly making fun of the media.
Notice how the tone of her voice changed completely at the end?
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
Give it a rest, people. She was clearly poking fun at the media.
Notice how the tone of her voice changed at the end?
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
HA HA HA HA H AH A HHHAHAHA HAHAH!
I saw the first one already, but the old one I had never seen before!
OH MY GOD!
When she kept saying "HUH?" she sounded just like Anna Nicole Smith in clown makeup, pregnant, and high off her ass.
By Diana Crabtree, on 1:15 PM
Like - what a complete asshole! I can't wait until she is broke.
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
I'd like to nominate Shitney for Turkey Slap Queen. She clearly wants it, she totally deserves several dozen per day, and I think it's time we all do our part to give it to her.
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
pile of poo + box of rocks = Britney Spears
By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM
hahahahahahaa omfg i love britney :)
By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM
That's not even her.
By Anonymous, on 8:55 AM
is she still on drugs? or she's just really stupid?
I can't believe anyone could ever be that stupid!
By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
That bodyguard looks like he'd die of a heart attack if he had to fend anyone off. Luckily that's not likely to be a problem here.
By Anonymous, on 8:19 PM
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